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Dante84
02-21-2021, 03:25 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes is a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GirlDad?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GirlDad</a> now ❤️ <a href="https://t.co/aYERC9rPhQ">pic.twitter.com/aYERC9rPhQ</a></p>&mdash; ESPN (@espn) <a href="https://twitter.com/espn/status/1363598195050348549?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 21, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Dante84
02-21-2021, 03:26 PM
And it’s his second born. Lamar is a big brother.

displacedinMN
02-21-2021, 03:40 PM
during a snow storm and the barometer dropped.

The Franchise
02-21-2021, 03:42 PM
She’s going to own whatever sport she decides to play.

Hammock Parties
02-21-2021, 03:42 PM
She’s going to own whatever sport she decides to play.

over 5-9 you gotta take a flyer in the 6th

jallmon
02-21-2021, 03:42 PM
Well, good for them. Wish them all the best.

Hammock Parties
02-21-2021, 03:44 PM
do yall even realize what they're doing with their dog and child names

steel
silver
sterling

LMAO

Hammock Parties
02-21-2021, 03:45 PM
like is the next kid gonna be stainless mahomes

In58men
02-21-2021, 03:45 PM
do yall even realize what they're doing with their dog and child names

steel
silver
sterling

LMAO

Son will be called aluminum

Hammock Parties
02-21-2021, 03:48 PM
Patrick's income jumps to $22 million this year

how much is he saving on his taxes now?

big nasty kcnut
02-21-2021, 03:51 PM
Sterling mahomes is a future wnba first round pick calling it now.

RealSNR
02-21-2021, 09:01 PM
do yall even realize what they're doing with their dog and child names

steel
silver
sterling

LMAO

Strontium Mahomes has a nice ring to it

LoneWolf
02-21-2021, 09:05 PM
Adamantium Mahomes, Chiefs starting QB in 2043.

Rain Man
02-21-2021, 09:11 PM
Today is also my birthday, so I now have a conversation starter if I ever meet the Mahomes family.

Prison Bitch
02-21-2021, 09:12 PM
Congrats to Patrick and Brittany

The moment mine was born and the nurses brought him to me was the most unforgettable moment of my life. Best wishes to all 3.

wazu
02-21-2021, 09:16 PM
Today is also my birthday, so I now have a conversation starter if I ever meet the Mahomes family.

Okay but it’s not perfect. Baby was born on 2/20. Also, Happy Birthday!

MAHOMO 4 LIFE!
02-21-2021, 09:16 PM
Please try again here soon Patrick! We need a boy so he can take over the reigns after you retire.

SPchief
02-21-2021, 09:19 PM
We need to get them on the beryllium bandwagon

Bearcat
02-21-2021, 09:27 PM
Today is also my birthday, so I now have a conversation starter if I ever meet the Mahomes family.

Okay but it’s not perfect. Baby was born on 2/20. Also, Happy Birthday!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e1ff4fa80e0ef807abb72adc64c18302/tumblr_inline_omyz2pZQfF1u7240h_250.gif

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0f54e8cbcf378a5af91f7db19d125950/tumblr_inline_omyz2v90bY1u7240h_250.gif

TwistedChief
02-21-2021, 09:30 PM
Congrats to Patrick and Brittany

The moment mine was born and the nurses brought him to me was the most unforgettable moment of my life. Best wishes to all 3.

When did you become so bearable? I feel like I've subtly liked so many things you've posted recently. It's very uncomfortable.

I'm just finishing up my first year being a father. It's really a trip and crazy surreal. But amazing. Here's hoping Patrick has the world's greatest baby nurse and subsequent nanny...

RollChiefsRoll
02-21-2021, 09:34 PM
When did you become so bearable? I feel like I've subtly liked so many things you've posted recently. It's very uncomfortable.

I'm just finishing up my first year being a father. It's really a trip and crazy surreal. But amazing. Here's hoping Patrick has the world's greatest baby nurse and subsequent nanny...

Ha, I remember standing behind a window watching helplessly as this very blunt, kinda crazy Asian nurse gave my son his first bath. It was, shall we say, not gentle. A couple notches below a power washing. He was really pissed off.

Rain Man
02-21-2021, 10:21 PM
Okay but it’s not perfect. Baby was born on 2/20. Also, Happy Birthday!

Well, now my story doesn't work at all.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE!
02-21-2021, 10:37 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LIVE: Union Station is welcoming Sterling Skye Mahomes with its pink and white display tonight. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/VkuxJeBqbC">https://t.co/VkuxJeBqbC</a></p>&mdash; KCTV5 News (@KCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/1363676469172441093?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Mike in SW-MO
02-21-2021, 10:45 PM
Ha, I remember standing behind a window watching helplessly as this very blunt, kinda crazy Asian nurse gave my son his first bath. It was, shall we say, not gentle. A couple notches below a power washing. He was really pissed off.

My first spent his first week in the NICU. We were there for almost everything. Old Battleaxe nurse became my best friend when I told her I wanted to change every diaper when I was there.

Can't imagine doing a new baby in the COVID world.

eDave
02-21-2021, 11:26 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LIVE: Union Station is welcoming Sterling Skye Mahomes with its pink and white display tonight. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/VkuxJeBqbC">https://t.co/VkuxJeBqbC</a></p>&mdash; KCTV5 News (@KCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/1363676469172441093?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's kind of crazy.

comochiefsfan
02-22-2021, 01:24 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LIVE: Union Station is welcoming Sterling Skye Mahomes with its pink and white display tonight. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/VkuxJeBqbC">https://t.co/VkuxJeBqbC</a></p>&mdash; KCTV5 News (@KCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/1363676469172441093?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>That's pretty incredible.

You'd be hard pressed to find a city that loves an athlete more than KC loves Patrick.

CoMoChief
02-22-2021, 02:05 AM
That's a really weird name.

But...who am I to judge.

Baby is going to be spoiled like a mfr.

MMXcalibur
02-22-2021, 02:13 AM
If only Brittany could have held off for another 23 days, she could have been born on St. Patrick's Day.

Such a missed opportunity...

Oh well, congrats to Patrick!

luv
02-22-2021, 08:44 AM
Patrick's income jumps to $22 million this year

how much is he saving on his taxes now?

They'll get more back if they remain unmarried and Brittany claims her on her taxes.

stevieray
02-22-2021, 09:02 AM
They'll get more back if they remain unmarried and Brittany claims her on her taxes.

more money? sounds silly

if they do that, then that baby girl won't ever have his last name.

FloridaMan88
02-22-2021, 11:05 AM
If Mahomes can still maintain his 10 hours/night sleep schedule then he really is superhuman.

Pants
02-22-2021, 11:20 AM
This is not an exaggeration.

When I did that first skin to skin with my son shortly after he was born, I experienced an actual trip. I don't know what fucking hormones get released, but my God, it is an INTENSE feeling.

loochy
02-22-2021, 11:35 AM
First female NFL player (QB)

FloridaMan88
02-22-2021, 12:05 PM
First female NFL player (QB)

Phyllis the bitch already claimed that distinction.

chiefzilla1501
02-22-2021, 12:30 PM
This is great! Lamar Jackson must be thrilled to have an older brother.

luv
02-22-2021, 01:19 PM
more money? sounds silly

if they do that, then that baby girl won't ever have his last name.

Uh, she already does. If you're not married, All you do is sign an affidavit whenever filling out the birth certificate information.

My son has his father's last name, and we've been living in sin for 6 years.

stevieray
02-22-2021, 05:31 PM
Uh, she already does. If you're not married

You know that how? Maybe so. :shrug:

It's only matter of time before they are married. Prolly sooner than later I would imagine.

RedinTexas
02-22-2021, 05:57 PM
Let's hope that little Sterling never meets Ben Rothlisberger or any others of his ilk.

Otter
02-22-2021, 06:41 PM
Congratulations, Patrick.

Don't spoil her too much. :thumb: