Stop It Or You'll Go Blind!

[gblowfish]

https://www.lakeexpo.com/news/crime/osage-beach-man-reportedly-masturbated-in-local-eye-care-center/article_f8c2beb4-7e88-11eb-8588-bf148284ec03.html

OSAGE BEACH, Mo. — A 29-year-old Osage Beach man is behind bars after authorities say he masturbated in a local eye-care facility and ejaculated on an employee.

According to the Camden County prosecutor’s office, officers responded to a call to the eye-care facility and spoke with an employee of the business. That person reportedly stated the suspect, Julian Hughes Rowland, had been sweaty and shaking his leg, when the employee felt wetness on her pants leg and asked if Rowland had vomited. Then the employee realized Rowland had been masturbating and had gotten seminal fluid on her, according to the report. Police say Rowland admitted to what had occurred.

Prosecutors requested a no bond warrant on Rowland as he is currently on bond in Pulaski county awaiting trial for forcible rape and two counts of statutory sodomy. Rowland is currently being held on a no bond warrant.

[notorious]

The last paragraph makes me wish this fuck would get his balls cut off.

[ptlyon]

Something vomited at least...

P. S. Surprised GB didn't name the thread "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"

[In58men]

Jerry Dewayne Williams was sentenced to life for stealing a slice of pizza.

Goes to show you how fucked up the justice system is.

[Donger]

Forcible rape and sodomy?

[Holladay]

I guess we can substitute Ozark for Florida. It might even be worse because it is not reported as much.

[Kman34]

Hope he's not a CP member...

[wazu]

Hope he's not a CP member...

Nope, too young.

[Al Czervik]

Forcible rape and sodomy?

https://www.therolladailynews.com/news/20160622/julian-rowland--guilty-of--rape-and-sodomy

From a previous charge......

[Deberg_1990]

Who hasn’t masturbated in an eye care facility before?

[gblowfish]

Who hasn’t masturbated in an eye care facility before?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/v72OcxeovQw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[tooge]

He thought he was in the old one eyed willie care facility

[Radar Chief]

Hand Job reincarnated?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w8z2b-Z3gSw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[D.A.P.]

Hand Job reincarnated?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/w8z2b-Z3gSw" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Instant Section 8

[cooper barrett]

I had sex in one 25 years ago, with my wife, in my brother in laws office, in an eye clinic, long before it was cool....


No charges were filed that I am aware of..

Who hasn’t masturbated in an eye care facility before?

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Jerry Dewayne Williams was sentenced to life for stealing a slice of pizza.

Goes to show you how ****ed up the justice system is.

To be fair he had 5 original felony’s and this was under the “three strike law”

[eDave]

I didn't see that coming.

[cabletech94]

I didn't see that coming.

I C what U did there.

[eDave]

I C what U did there.

The rare double pun.

[vailpass]

Cut off this clown's twig and berries. Today.

[TinyEvel]

I came here ready to make a bunch of masturbation/vision pun comments until I saw the last paragraph of the article and the guy's priors. WTF.











It's sad to semen do such things.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

maybe some transgendered are court ordered, in away. Give them the option of a twat while your cutting away. They can serve their fellow man in their own way

[Eureka]

How does she think it's vomit?

Oh Hey sir did you vomit?

Ummmm.... yes.

[Prison Bitch]

On June 16, 2015, Rowland was looking at apartments to rent with a local real estate agent. At the last apartment the two of them were looking at that day, Rowland cornered the real estate agent in a bedroom before raping her.



That’s how I felt watching the Super Bowl

[Eureka]

On June 16, 2015, Rowland was looking at apartments to rent with a local real estate agent. At the last apartment the two of them were looking at that day, Rowland cornered the real estate agent in a bedroom before raping her.



That’s how I felt watching the Super Bowl

Tommy is a pedophile you say?

[Dunerdr]

WE HAVE A CODE HERE THIS IS THE OZARKS

[kccrow]

How does a woman not notice a man masturbating in close enough proximity to her to get ejaculate on her?

[stumppy]

Can I just keep it up til I need glasses?

[wazu]

How does a woman not notice a man masturbating in close enough proximity to her to get ejaculate on her?

It's been awhile since I had an eye exam, but trying to remember. They lower that thing to your face and if I'm remembering the person conducting the exam is up close and flipping lenses back and forth asking "better or worse" as the person being examined answers in repeated fashion whether the image is more or less blurry. It's fairly up close and personal. If he seemed nervous and shaking his leg early on she might not have caught that he had moved on to beating off. Asking if it was vomit might have just been a moment of complete confusion when she noticed something on her leg. Given this guy's history I'm inclined to believe whatever story she told.

[thebrad84]

To be fair he had 5 original felony’s and this was under the “three strike law”

Shhhh, you're messing up the narrative with intentionally ignored facts.

[ptlyon]

How does a woman not notice a man masturbating in close enough proximity to her to get ejaculate on her?

You need to hone your skills man

[kccrow]

You need to hone your skills man

Some of us can't operate in such tight quarters haha

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

If it landed on a man's leg, he would have just thought it a complement...