Which CPer would you marry? Fuck? Kill??

[carcosa]

Okay, so imagine freaking Jigsaw from the SAW movies has trapped you in a room. He says you can only get out if you commit three sickening acts:

1. Marry a ChiefsPlanet member
2. Fuck a ChiefsPlanet member (by having sex with them)
3. Kill a ChiefsPlanet member (by killing them)

Who would you choose for each sickening act? You must choose a different CPer for each.

And if you'd like to elaborate, what would the ceremony be like? How would you do the killing? And what would your fuck style be?

I would marry simply red, fuck jjchieffan, and kill myself after experiencing the unparalleled ecstasy of sex with jj!

Okay have fun!

[eDave]

Does it have to be in that order?

[lewdog]

Marry= eDave (he’s loaded)
Fuck= BEP (grunge fucks are the best)
Kill= Chiefshrink (douche)

[carcosa]

Thus is going to be AWESOME!

Does it have to be in that order?

You may commit the sickening acts in any order, unless you're killing yourself. Then you have to do it last.

[eDave]

Cool.

Marry: Lewdog
Kill: Lewdog
Fuck: Lewdog

[Sofa King]

Marry- Loochy
Fuck- kcredhead (is she the redhead chick with huge tits? Haven't seen her in awhile.) If she's gone then I'll fuck TheFranchise cause he's already MY BITCH
Kill- all fans of opposing teams except Buck

[In58men]

1. Marry- Pugs, he’s such a sweetheart

2. ****- Lewdog, he works out

3. Kill- BleedingRed, he’s constantly in need of attention. He’ll get it at his funeral.

[LiveSteam]

You're gonna fuck his dead corpse.

[eDave]

You're gonna fuck his dead copse.

You a very astute.

[LiveSteam]

You a very astute.

Not astute enough to pickup on that R I left out.

[eDave]

Not astute enough to pickup on that R I left out.

I'm used to it.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Does it have to be fucking or can we make sweet sweet love instead? I ask for everyone that will end up picking Billay

[Deberg_1990]

CP is a sausage party. So no.

[eDave]

Does it have to be fucking or can we make sweet sweet love instead? I ask for everyone that will end up picking Billay

If he's anything like his mom...

[Graystoke]

Better snag up the three chicks on CP

[carcosa]

CP is a sausage party. So no.

Guess you're stuck in Jigsaw's fucked up room until you die bitch!

[smithandrew051]

I wouldn’t kill any of you.

I would marry any fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, because they are also my favorite team.

I would close my eyes and think about the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, which would give me a hard peepee. Then I’d be ready for the sex.

[Ming the Merciless]

Marry: Dave Lane (astrophotography gear & lessons)
Fuck: Cosmo (super feminine and probably cups the balls)

Kill: SimplyRed for breaking my heart

[eDave]

Better snag up the three chicks on CP

There's one that gets me going by what she says. Her security of herself is off the charts. Too good for even me.

[sedated]

F*** = Dylan

Marry = Bugeater, he can fix anything. Honorary mention to TinyE, I've seen his houses in Cali and I'd live in the pool house if it meant no prenup.

Kill = the rest

[eDave]

I wasn't thinking of Dylan, but she too. Super cool.

[carcosa]

I wouldn’t kill any of you.

I would marry any fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, because they are also my favorite team.

I would close my eyes and think about the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, which would give me a hard peepee. Then I’d be ready for the sex.

But if you don't kill anyone you'll be trapped forever! Kill me so you can escape!!! PLEASE!!!!!

[scho63]

1. Marry - ChiefRocka: that guy was in cryptos 7-8 years ago and must be dripping in Benjamins. They say marry for money.

2. Fuck - Amnorix: that Patriots dude got away too easily. Ill be gay for a night and fuck him like Mahomes will fuck the Patriots for the next 10 years.

3. Kill - Ill call RodeoShitHisPants2xs, AdolfOliverBush and mkp978 and invite those three turdballs to a fancy dinner and speech by their favorite politician. Along the way I will stop for liquor, leave the car running and tell them Ill be right out. Once inside Ill detonate the bomb in my trunk and those three will be in Snowflake Troll Hell together.

The End

[smithandrew051]

But if you don't kill anyone you'll be trapped forever! Kill me so you can escape!!! PLEASE!!!!!

Can I bring Ubeja back to life and kill him?

[carcosa]

Can I bring Ubeja back to life and kill him?

Of course!

[kstater]

Marry= eDave (he’s loaded)
Fuck= BEP (grunge fucks are the best)
Kill= Chiefshrink (douche)


Never stick your Dick in crazy.

[eDave]

Never stick your Dick in crazy.

3 times!

I like how you made dick a proper noun.

[The Franchise]

Marry - TwistedChief
Fuck - Cntrygal
Kill - Penbrook

[crazycoffey]

Never stick your Dick in crazy.

I second this. Keep the Dicks out of me.....

[lewdog]

Never stick your Dick in crazy.

I bet she's a freak in the sack!

Big dog's gonna eat. Woof woof!!!

[kstater]

Marry-Rainman, dude’s loaded he drives a apricot bmw
Fuck- Billay, you know he knows how to work a Dick
Kill-Billay, motherfucker gave me the herpes


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[srvy]

1) My wife

2) My wife

3) Thou shall not kill


Nothing said about maim so.

Rodeopants, LoneIguana, Kotter, Dave Lane and Brainiac.

[ThaVirus]

Marry: KCChiefsQT

Fuck: Carlota

Kill: Prison Bitch to make the world a better place

[The Franchise]

Marry: KCChiefsQT

Fuck: Carlota

Kill: Prison Bitch to make the world a better place

Forgot about them fake titties.

[eDave]

I bet she's a freak in the sack!

Big dog's gonna eat. Woof woof!!!

BEP don't get wet anymore. That ship has ⛵

[In58men]

BEP don't get wet anymore. That ship has [emoji569]



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[BigRedChief]

Even after Covid, I still don’t want to be anywhere near many of you. Even if it’s to fuck or kill you.

[Titty Meat]

Which Cper would make you CUM

[Prison Bitch]

Marry: luv
F**: luv
Kill: none of you possess that power over me to hate you


I chose luv since I know that’s the only vagina here and I only go for vaginas

[Titty Meat]

Marry: luv
F**: luv
Kill: none of you possess that power over me to hate you


I chose luv since I know that’s the only vagina here and I only go for vaginas

I can tuck it for you and we can trash talk Israel baby

[Prison Bitch]

Marry: KCChiefsQT

****: Carlota

Kill: Prison Bitch to make the world a better place


You ever so much as extend a fist at me, and you draw back a stump

[KurtCobain]

I would marry bug because he's handy around the house, I would fuck sofa king and kill KurtCobain.

[Bugeater]

I would marry bug because he's handy around the house, I would fuck sofa king and kill KurtCobain.If you killed KurtCobain I wouldn't be able to fix up his house for him.

[Prison Bitch]

and kill KurtCobain.

Well played

[Bugeater]

Marry: Pawnmower


Fuck: Pawnmower


Kill: Anyone who touched Pawnmower

[Titty Meat]

I would merry Lew dog

But Clay would be my bull and he'd fuck me so much

I end up killing him from fucking him so good

[Bugeater]

I bet Lewdog is sexy AF.

[Prison Bitch]

I bet Lewdog is sexy AF.

I’ve seen his pic. Not hot

[scho63]

BEP don't get wet anymore. That ship has ⛵

But shell make you a gourmet meal! :LOL:

[Bugeater]

I’ve seen his pic. Not hotReally? That's surprising, he definitely gives off a sexy vibe in his posts.

[BryanBusby]

Kill: Anyone who touched Pawnmower
But it's ok, I was his school bus driver.

[Chiefspants]

Really? That's surprising, he definitely gives off a sexy vibe in his posts.

I see him as the witty pudgy guy who makes everyone laugh and no one can figure out how he walks out of the bar with two chicks at the end of the each night.

[carcosa]

Marry: luv
F**: luv
Kill: none of you possess that power over me to hate you


I chose luv since I know that’s the only vagina here and I only go for vaginas
Whoa this guy is cool as hell and definitely straight

[scho63]

I’ve seen his pic. Not hot

They all like his personality. ;)

[OnTheWarpath15]

Marry: KCChiefsQT

Fuck: Carlota

Kill: Prison Bitch to make the world a better place

This took 33 posts?

[Jewish Rabbi]

I’m FUCKKNG PISSED that no one on CP Planet wants to marry, kill, or fuck me!!!

[eDave]

I’ve seen his pic. Not hot

It's the personality that draws you in. And his margarita game is on point.

There is nothing to dislike about Lewdog.

I'd marry kill, fuck fan4ever for the same reason as well but he's married.

[eDave]

I’m FUCKKNG PISSED that no one on CP Planet wants to marry, kill, or fuck me!!!

Friend-zoned! Been there.

[Titty Meat]

I bet Lewdog is sexy AF.

Big strong dude who makes women sound like an al Qaeda beheading video when they cum. Total package.

[eDave]

LMAO

[smithandrew051]

I’m FUCKKNG PISSED that no one on CP Planet wants to marry, kill, or fuck me!!!

You seem like a selfish lover. Like I’m sure it would be dynamite, but you’d probably jizz and leave. I’d have to lay there and wait for the towel while I contemplate what we are and why you closed your eyes.

[scho63]

Can I bring Ubeja back to life and kill him?

Why not!

[T-post Tom]

Marry SR because he seems nice.
Fuck Carcosa because it would be magic.
Kill myself for cheating on SR.

[Bugeater]

You seem like a selfish lover. Like I’m sure it would be dynamite, but you’d probably jizz and leave. I’d have to lay there and wait for the towel while I contemplate what we are and why you closed your eyes.You've clearly put a lot of thought into what a relationship with Jewish Rabbi would be like. I think there's something there...

[OnTheWarpath15]

This took 33 posts?

I mean, really...33 posts?

[eDave]

I think Pawnmower wants to kill me now.

Do it, dude. I don't care. I'll pay for your expenses. But make it a surprise and not in the face. For my mom.

[Prison Bitch]

I see him as the witty pudgy guy who makes everyone laugh .

Yep

[rabblerouser]

Marry : carcosa
FUCK : Billay
Kill : everyone who doesn't agree with me.

[RealSNR]

Marry: KurtCobain. I love nursing wounded baby animals back to health.

Fuck: All of the mods. Except for Bowser. He's gotta pay.

Kill: Sandy Cheeks. And that one fucktard whose original name I can't remember but got banned and then made a mult account known as pmcakes.

[smithandrew051]

You've clearly put a lot of thought into what a relationship with Jewish Rabbi would be like. I think there's something there...

I’ve been hurt before

[Katipan]

I prefer it to all be the same person.

[Why Not?]

Why not!

In my mind I’m counting this as a vote for me in fuck or marry.

[lewdog]

Yep

Not me.

I think you’ve got me confused with your last boyfriend.

[htismaqe]

I prefer it to all be the same person.

Ah, the "praying mantis".

[Sofa King]

Marry: KCChiefsQT

****: Carlota

Kill: Prison Bitch to make the world a better place

Whoops. I meant QT not red head.

I would marry bug because he's handy around the house, I would **** sofa king and kill KurtCobain.

The kill Kurt Cobain made me laugh out loud for real. Perfect.

I mean, really...33 posts?

This is who I meant, not the kcredhead. But yes, this is her.

[ThaVirus]

You ever so much as extend a fist at me, and you draw back a stump

Are you a samurai?

I mean, really...33 posts?

It's been probably, what, 10+ years since she posted that? She needs to give us an update on those bad boys. I think the last time she came around she was married and had recently had a little boy.

[Sofa King]

I'd like to see an update of redhead too. Maybe I'm not wrong. Maybe I accidentally made the right choice.

[tooge]

Can I shorten the list by fucking them to death? If so, then
Marry BEP (she can cook)
Fuck BEP to death

[stevieray]

Been nice knowing you all.

[loochy]

1.) Me
2.) Me
3.) Me

[Sofa King]

1.) Me
2.) Me
3.) Me

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[AdolfOliverBush]

1. Marry - ChiefRocka: that guy was in cryptos 7-8 years ago and must be dripping in Benjamins. They say marry for money.

2. **** - Amnorix: that Patriots dude got away too easily. Ill be gay for a night and **** him like Mahomes will **** the Patriots for the next 10 years.

3. Kill - Ill call RodeoShitHisPants2xs, AdolfOliverBush and mkp978 and invite those three turdballs to a fancy dinner and speech by their favorite politician. Along the way I will stop for liquor, leave the car running and tell them Ill be right out. Once inside Ill detonate the bomb in my trunk and those three will be in Snowflake Troll Hell together.

The End

TRIGGERED. LMAO

[burt]

1) I hate the off season 2) I am beginning to feel I am too old for this board.

[Easy 6]

I mean, really...33 posts?

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[LoneWolf]

Marry: Rainman--He seems like a chill dude who likes to get out and do fun shit.
Fuck: Katipan--I've got a hunch she's freaky in the sack.
Kill: Cooper--Biggest douche in CP history.

[carcosa]

Marry: Rainman--He seems like a chill dude who likes to get out and do fun shit.
Fuck: Katipan--I've got a hunch she's freaky in the sack.
Kill: Cooper--Biggest douche in CP history.

Chill straight dudes should marry each other more often tbh!

[carcosa]

1) I hate the off season 2) I am beginning to feel I am too old for this board.

You're never too old to marry, fuck, and/or kill!

[The Franchise]

Are you a samurai?



It's been probably, what, 10+ years since she posted that? She needs to give us an update on those bad boys. I think the last time she came around she was married and had recently had a little boy.

I think she’s got multiple kids now.

[luv]

Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.

[Easy 6]

I think she’s got multiple kids now.

That just means those tittays are even bigger now

[Donger]

Katipan. She scares me stiff.

[Easy 6]

Katipan. She scares me stiff.

Worst that could happen is she gets you stoned into the 6th ring of Saturn, then bangs your brains out

[Prison Bitch]

Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.

Ok. I’d marry you since that boy of yours won’t do his proper duty

And I’d f*** Katipan, unless she’s fat, in which case we could just do some heavy petting on my leather couch in my game room.

[Donger]

I mean, really...33 posts?

Those aren't hers.

[eDave]

Ok. I’d marry you since that boy of yours won’t do his proper duty

And I’d f*** Katipan, unless she’s fat, in which case we could just do some heavy petting on my leather couch in my game room.

Her legs indicate a thin woman. Also Asian.

[Sofa King]

Worst that could happen is she gets you stoned into the 6th ring of Saturn, then bangs your brains out

I want to change my vote.

[Donger]

Worst that could happen is she gets you stoned into the 6th ring of Saturn, then bangs your brains out

I fail to see what planets have to do with it.

[eDave]

I fail to see what planets have to do with it.

You're not doing it right.

[Easy 6]

I fail to see what planets have to do with it.

You fail at many things :shake:

[Easy 6]

Her legs indicate a thin woman. Also Asian.

What legs?

Where?

[Donger]

You're not doing it right.

I get that a lot.

[Easy 6]

Her legs indicate a thin woman. Also Asian.

WHERE IS THE PIC DAVE

[Prison Bitch]

Yeah exactly. Pics for the spank-bank.

[Titty Meat]

Yeah exactly. Pics for the spank-bank.

I bet your shorts go barely past your mid thigh

[ThaVirus]

You guys don’t know this but luv and I had a lil thang a few years back [emoji57]

[ThaVirus]

I bet your shorts go barely past your mid thigh


I’ve actually been going for the short shorts look lately. My ideal length would come down to about 6 inches above the knee.

When you’ve got a body like this, you wanna show it off to everyone.

[Titty Meat]

I’ve actually been going for the short shorts look lately. My ideal length would come down to about 6 inches above the knee.

When you’ve got a body like this, you wanna show it off to everyone.

Shit let's see sum pics

[Eureka]

I wouldn’t kill any of you.

I would marry any fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, because they are also my favorite team.

I would close my eyes and think about the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl, which would give me a hard peepee. Then I’d be ready for the sex.

No point on having a hard on if you're bent over. FYI

[BWillie]

Really? That's surprising, he definitely gives off a sexy vibe in his posts.

This thread is the biggest testicle festival sausage fest I've ever seen.

[BWillie]

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[Rasputin]

I would marry Easy 6 to fish his fishing holes and use his fishing poles.


I would fuck Hog Farmer he made a career out of getting pigs off and extracting semen so... ??



I would Kill Bill. That's anyone with variation of Bill in their name.

[Easy 6]

I would marry Easy 6 to fish his fishing holes and use his fishing poles.


I would fuck Hog Farmer he made a career out of getting pigs off and extracting semen so... ??



I would Kill Bill. That's anyone with variation of Bill in their name.

ROFL Oh yeah baby, use my holes and crank that pole! ROFL

[crazycoffey]

Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.

I was waiting to see were I made your list before I put my official ballot...

[Easy 6]

I would marry Easy 6 to fish his fishing holes and use his fishing poles.


I would fuck Hog Farmer he made a career out of getting pigs off and extracting semen so... ??



I would Kill Bill. That's anyone with variation of Bill in their name.

And speaking of fishing holes, it'd sure be nice to see you in The Fishing Thread one of these days/frowns disapprovingly

Hows the spring bite for ya?

[Rasputin]

And speaking of fishing holes, it'd sure be nice to see you in The Fishing Thread one of these days/frowns disapprovingly

Hows the spring bite for ya?

:(


I'm so depressed. My van is still broke down and my other vehicle I haven't tagged or got insurance because I figured I'd be getting my van fixed but shits been tough and all i seem to do is work work work. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Haven't gone that's why i haven't been in the fishing thread but I do got a vacation in may and by golly I'm going fishing 10 days one way or another.

[Titty Meat]

So many dudes are turning gay on here. I knew I had charisma

[Easy 6]

:(


I'm so depressed. My van is still broke down and my other vehicle I haven't tagged or got insurance because I figured I'd be getting my van fixed but shits been tough and all i seem to do is work work work. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Haven't gone that's why i haven't been in the fishing thread but I do got a vacation in may and by golly I'm going fishing 10 days one way or another.

Thats the spirit, Bucko!

The early spring bite in all my juicy holes has been hawt, last week at Lake of the Ozarks set my new personal catfish best... again

Monstrous blue, 40 pounds minimum on a live back hooked bluegill... snapped my 35 pound mono line almost just as soon as it came into clear view at the dock

35 pound braid likely would have held

It was early like 7 pm, bait hadn't been in the water more than 5 minutes and kinda wasn't expecting it so soon, and just didn't have the net nearby enough :huh:

Rolled over on its gigantic belly, took a huge dump (had never seen that behavior before) and dove hard... snap

That lake is giant bluecat Heaven

[Rasputin]

So many dudes are turning gay on here. I knew I had charisma

Chiefs Planet came out of the closet the day Patrick Mahomes II was drafted.

[Rasputin]

Thats the spirit, Bucko!

The early spring bite in all my juicy holes has been hawt, last week at Lake of the Ozarks set my new personal catfish best... again

Monstrous blue, 40 pounds minimum on a live back hooked bluegill... snapped my 35 pound mono line almost just as soon as it came into clear view at the dock

35 pound braid likely would have held

It was early like 7 pm, bait hadn't been in the water more than 5 minutes and kinda wasn't expecting it so soon, and just didn't have the net nearby enough :huh:

Rolled over on its gigantic belly, took a huge dump (had never seen that behavior before) and dove hard... snap

That lake is giant bluecat Heaven

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[KurtCobain]

Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.

I had typed the words 'fuck luv' but changed it to sofa king before hitting submit out of respect for your real life relationship.

[smithandrew051]

No point on having a hard on if you're bent over. FYI

But what if I want a Rusty Trombone??

[rico]

Marry: Dave Lane (astrophotography gear & lessons)
****: Cosmo (super feminine and probably cups the balls)

Kill: SimplyRed for breaking my heart

LMAO

[kstater]

Wow, the only "lack of options" vote I get is Prison Bitch? You all suck.

I'm not playing, because that would only get me in trouble.


Well we know Billay will do anal...

[KurtCobain]

I had typed the words 'fuck luv' but changed it to sofa king before hitting submit out of respect for your real life relationship.

Oh fuck, I'm censoring myself. Am I getting old?

[Bugeater]

You guys don’t know this but luv and I had a lil thang a few years back [emoji57]Need luv to confirm.

[Bugeater]

Oh fuck, I'm censoring myself. Am I getting old?You're not old until you start buying vitamins and putting them in a pill organizer.

[LiveSteam]

Fuck

[bringbackmarty]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

[carcosa]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

Shut the fuck up bitch!

[eDave]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

My front page is littered with threads dedicated to football talk

[Bugeater]

Someone needs a nap.

[Katipan]

Worst that could happen is she gets you stoned into the 6th ring of Saturn, then bangs your brains out

He's not wrong.

[luv]

I had typed the words '**** luv' but changed it to sofa king before hitting submit out of respect for your real life relationship.

Yeah, with having met so many people, it'd be kind of weird to say people's names, even if in jest on an online BB.

[luv]

Well we know Billay will do anal...

ROFL

Touche.

[Ming the Merciless]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

someone's pissed off they didn't get chosen on the fuck option!

also if this comment gets thumbs up enough I will MIC THIS BITCH UP on vocaroo

[KCUnited]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

Just stay out of the left lane, grandpa

[Titty Meat]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

Hey tough guy let's meet up at a tailgate and see if u still feel this way

[Shoes]

No one here is fucking, killing or marrying the X-Factor? C'mon people I expect better.

[OnTheWarpath15]

No one here is fucking, killing or marrying the X-Factor? C'mon people I expect better.

He apparently is doing a pretty good job of killing himself, why should one of us waste the effort?

[Donger]

He's not wrong.

I'd like clarification on "then bangs your brains out." Is that rigorous coitus, or you hitting my head (presumably with some object) until parts of my brain are expelled from my head?

[In58men]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

We should do Chief players next....

Marry- Mahomes

Fuck- Butker

Kill- Ben Niemann

[Jewish Rabbi]

Stupid thread, much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of the three options. People are nasty and totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb, talk football or go on a walk if you are incapable of talking football. We all should go on a long walk before we post such a stupid thread.

Dumb post

[Jewish Rabbi]

Shut the fuck up bitch!

Okay now this is an epic post!!!

[Ming the Merciless]

I think Pawnmower wants to kill me now.



nah. I'm a lover not a fighter.


the only vote i might change is marry or **** to Dane McCloud if he would jam with me and show me some tasty riffs

[Ming the Merciless]

Oh shit looks like I have do mic up the grumpy yet regal "sounding" older southernish guy who is much too high brow
for the likes of CP humor. I'll have to work on this character for a few minutes before I vocaroo this shit...


[begins character development]

[Ming the Merciless]

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Stupid thread... much rather talk about the chiefs than contemplate any of these three options.
People are NASTY. And, totally stupid. Threads like this are dumb! Talk football or go on a walk
if you are incapable of talking football. We ALL should go on a long walk before we post such
a stupid thread.



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[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

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[Rasputin]

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[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

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LMAO


You should redo it as Karen LMAO

[Katipan]

How much to get the good threads produced for me like this?

[Ming the Merciless]

How much to get the good threads produced for me like this?


you have to let e-dave lick your boyfriend's balls

[wazu]

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[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

humor on a message board. Scene 1 take 1, readthrough]

LMAO

Perfection!

[smithandrew051]

Okay now this is an epic post!!!

Top 10 post all time IMO.

Very insightful and informative.

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[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

humor on a message board. Scene 1 take 1, readthrough]

LMAO

[Titty Meat]

Fuck: Clay
Marry: Dane because he has money
Kill: Prison Bitch with my bare hands

[ThaVirus]

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[Older, dignified southern slightly grumpy southern guy who is angered by "low class"

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You have a great voice. In another life you'd have made a great radio guy.

[carcosa]

Okay now this is an epic post!!!

Thank u!!!!

[carcosa]

Top 10 post all time IMO.

Very insightful and informative.

I'm flattered!!!

[Jewish Rabbi]

Top 10 post all time IMO.

Very insightful and informative.

Straight to the point too!!!

[duncan_idaho]

I would
Fuck: cntrygal (like Mahomes to the Bills’ defense)

Marry: Dane (I want that Cali life)

Kill: BEP (world would be a better place if she wasn’t in it)

[wazu]

I would
Fuck: cntrygal (like Mahomes to the Bills’ defense)

Marry: Dane (I want that Cali life)

Kill: BEP (world would be a better place if she wasn’t in it)

What?! How is the world better without BEP?

[eDave]

What?! How is the world better without BEP?

Right? When that trash dies nobody will notice or care.

[crazycoffey]

He's not wrong.

I’ve always thought you’d be fun in bed.....

No offense.

[crazycoffey]

I'd like clarification on "then bangs your brains out." Is that rigorous coitus, or you hitting my head (presumably with some object) until parts of my brain are expelled from my head?

I’ve always thought you’d be great in bed too.....


I have beautiful nipples.....

[eDave]

I’ve always thought you’d be fun in bed.....

No offense.

Most times, it's up to you.

[crazycoffey]

Most times, it's up to you.

Oh, I’m great in bed, ask your sisters.....

[eDave]

Oh, I’m great in bed, ask your sisters.....

My sister (singular) is gross.

[Katipan]

I think its important to be a good hostess.

[crazycoffey]

My sister (singular) is gross.

I’d expect every brother to say that, but there was two of them. The Mrs and I had a great time with them. I was kind shocked they claimed to have a relationship to you, but I don’t blame DNA. I just ride the slide.......

[eDave]

K

[crazycoffey]

K

Just taking the joke hard; like your sister(s) took the D.....

[eDave]

Just taking the joke hard; like your sister(s) took the D.....

How did her and her friend come to tell you this? There is no earthly way they would connect me to you and I can't imagine you asked them as who would do that? You ask all your swinging partners if they relate to me?

Not buying it, bud.

[htismaqe]

I'd like clarification on "then bangs your brains out." Is that rigorous coitus, or you hitting my head (presumably with some object) until parts of my brain are expelled from my head?

That's "bash" not "bang" your brains out.

[cabletech94]

OH SNAP!!!My sister (singular) is gross.

[Prison Bitch]

My sister (singular) is gross.

I’ll be the judge of that. PM me the nudes

[Titty Meat]

I’ll be the judge of that. PM me the nudes

Quit pretending to be straight to make me jealous. You belong to me high pants.

[Prison Bitch]

Quit pretending to be straight to make me jealous. You belong to me high pants.

You ever take a swing at me, I’ll catch your punch. Steven Seagal style

[Donger]

That's "bash" not "bang" your brains out.

Oh. Well, she can't have me either way.

[tooge]

Donger seems......................Asexual?

[Katipan]

Donger seems......................Asexual?

The weed scares him more than I do.

[Donger]

Donger seems......................Asexual?

No, but I identify as cisgengered.

[Donger]

The weed scares him more than I do.

I need to tell you my story about trying CBD (or whatever it is) cream one day.

[JakeF]

Fuck - KChiefsQT
Marry - Carlota69
Kill - The Rest

No brainer