Best sore throat remedy?

[JakeF]

Besides the remedy in your pants, you freaks. :D



Throat lozenges don't do shit.

Honey helps a little bit.

I hate going to the Doctor.

I even tried chewing on raw garlic. Yikes!


Any suggestions?

[Hammock Parties]

Have you tried the soothing ooze tube?

[Baby Lee]

Dip tobacco?

The nicotine stimulates mucus and moves that shit out, no lie.

Offered solely because it's something that's likely to be effective, but not likely to be recommended or thought of.

[KCUnited]

Maybe try killing yourself

[Baby Lee]

Maybe try killing yourself

Unbeatable for immediate objective effectiveness. . .

[Monticore]

Chloraseptic/lidocaine spray?

[SupDock]

Treat what is causing it. Most common would be post nasal drainage. If you are healthy, you could use afrin for a day or two which would help. Nasal fluticason would help with allergic drainage.

Ibuprofen typically helps quite a bit.

I usually make a cup of hot tea, and add bourbon, lemon, honey.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Stop sucking off your dad you fucking retard.

[JakeF]

Dip tobacco?

The nicotine stimulates mucus and moves that shit out, no lie.

Offered solely because it's something that's likely to be effective, but not likely to be recommended or thought of.Good call!

I used to dip in high school, forgot all about it.


I used Kodiak it killed everything. :D

[Bearcat]

Stop sucking off your dad you fucking retard.

Maybe try killing yourself

Have you tried the soothing ooze tube?

CP delivers. LMAO

[TLO]

Hot tea with honey.
Alternate acetaminophen and ibuprofen
Gargle salt water

[kstater]

Antifreeze

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[JakeF]

Antifreeze

Sent from my Pixel 4 using TapatalkIt's been awhile since I've seen the traditional CP antifreeze response. Nice.

:p

[Bump]

ginger/honey in a tea

[New World Order]

Call Billay

[Jewish Rabbi]

Maybe try killing yourself

PLEASE take this advice!!!

[Peter Gibbons]

PLEASE take this advice!!!

Be warned - this approach didn’t end well for Michelle Carter.

[ptlyon]

I got some soothing throat salve for ya

[Chief Northman]

Salt water gargle
Teaspoon of salt in a luke warm cup of water. Gargle the whole thing
Relief

[loochy]

Ibuprofen

[ChiefsCountry]

Pineapple juice

[BigRock]

Crush up 2 aspirin with a spoon
Mix it up with sugar in the same amount as the crushed aspirin
Scoop up the mixture with the spoon
Add two drops of kerosene
Eat it

Old timey method. Works, no lie.

[BryanBusby]

Try sucking off your neighbor?

[Kman34]

Hot tea with honey.
Alternate acetaminophen and ibuprofen
Gargle semen

FYP...

[Cheater5]

Gargle Listerine for one minute x 3/ Day.

[Kman34]

Gargle semen for one minute x 3/ Day.

FYP....

[stumppy]

Swab the back of your throat with Merthiolate.


Update: Forget that. The FDA banned it a few decades ago.

[TwistedChief]

Classic Veach. Didn’t prioritize JakeF’s sore throat. And Reid wasn’t there to coach JakeF through it.

Both should be fired for neglecting the obvious need. JakeF will never lose his virginity at this rate.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Classic Veach. Didn’t prioritize JakeF’s sore throat. And Reid wasn’t there to coach JakeF through it.

Both should be fired for neglecting the obvious need. JakeF will never lose his virginity at this rate.

His uncle took his virginity a long time ago.

[Sassy Squatch]

Try washing your mouth out with buckshot.

[mlyonsd]

Whiskey on ice.

Repeat until you pass out.

[ChiefAshhole1056]

Gargle Apple cider vinegar for a good while and then swallow it. Kills a lot of the bacteria that you may be accumulating.

[Red Dawg]

Dick will sooth it.

[kccrow]

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[ThaVirus]

People actually take ibuprofen for a sore throat? What a bunch of fucking pussies.

[In58men]

Chamomile tea with honey.

[DanT]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nin_Jiom_Pei_Pa_Koa

[smithandrew051]

Have you tried rubbing your dick with a cheese grater? The sore throat won’t seem like much of an issue after that.

[Titty Meat]

DM me

[dlphg9]

Suck my dick bitch

[Valiant]

Gargle orange juice then drink
Gargle good whiskey then drink
Healed next morning

[Buehler445]

Honestly, pound as much ice cold water as you can handle. I mean like beers in college. Constantly. Cold will numb the pain water will help you flush. Worked for me.

[cooper barrett]

What ever happened to gargling crushed opioid based meds with warm lemon water?

[Rasputin]

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[Kman34]

Drink Antifreeze.... Throat problem will go away..

[Scooter LaCanforno]

Gargle with Salt Water then drink small sips of Non Diet Ginger Ale. Canada Dry or Schweppes works best.

[Lzen]

FYP...

That's how he got the sore throat in the first place

[RustShack]

Gargle warm salt water with cayenne pepper(or franks hot sauce) in it.

[Rainbarrel]

Loosen your neckerchief.

[rabblerouser]

Gargle with this :
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Will totally kill your sore throat.

[rabblerouser]

Try sucking off your neighbor?

I didn't know you were neighbors with JakeF.

[morphius]

Might seem strange, but Excedrin has always worked really well with sore throats for me. Doesn't for my wife, so results are hit and miss.

[luv]

Have you tried the soothing ooze tube?

LMAO

This is why I love you (you know what I mean).

[luv]

Treat what is causing it. Most common would be post nasal drainage. If you are healthy, you could use afrin for a day or two which would help. Nasal fluticason would help with allergic drainage.

Ibuprofen typically helps quite a bit.

I usually make a cup of hot tea, and add bourbon, lemon, honey.

Otherwise known as a hot toddy. Also my recommendation.

[Ming the Merciless]

SF niners fan with a sore throat... shocking

[FlaChief58]

Use the KY BEFORE swallowing the dick

[ModSocks]

Pour salt on lemon. Eat Lemon.

[Eureka]

Might seem strange, but Excedrin has always worked really well with sore throats for me. Doesn't for my wife, so results are hit and miss.

That's because your wife took an Excedrin this big (Standard CP members member).

https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Excedrin-for-a-headache-THIS-big-Vintage-1980s-ad-1536x1025.jpg

[Eureka]

Crush up 2 aspirin with a spoon
Mix it up with sugar in the same amount as the crushed aspirin
Scoop up the mixture with the spoon
Add two drops of kerosene
Eat it

Old timey method. Works, no lie.

This method works great especially if you do it in public like a Starbucks and also tie a large rubber band around your arm prior to crushing the aspirin.