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[TribalElder]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Meet our 2021 Chiefs Cheerleaders! <a href="https://t.co/t0xjf0y3Yd">pic.twitter.com/t0xjf0y3Yd</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1387166975626031104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

:evil::evil::evil:

[Rain Man]

We have Patrick Mahomes throwing deep to Tyreek Hill.

[eDave]

Dibs on Joi. #1.

[Dante84]

Well, at least the football team looks good.


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[eDave]

Much better than previous years.

[Hammock Parties]

Much better than previous years.

Dominic strikes your fancy, eh?

[In58men]

JFC there’s no talent in KC, the last one (Megan) has to be a man.

[eDave]

Dominic strikes your fancy, eh?

What did I say that indicated that?

[T-post Tom]

Too fat.

[TinyEvel]

favorite: Emily @ 3:08

I mean, I think the team should get a new makeup artist. All these women have flat one-tone faces and bright red lipstick and no smokey eye.

Also, the number of bottle blondes is kinda scary.

[Coach]

favorite: Emily @ 3:08

I mean, I think the team should get a new makeup artist. All these women have flat one-tone faces and bright red lipstick and no smokey eye.

Also, the number of bottle blondes is kinda scary.

Not to mention a couple are "flat".

[Dante84]

I mean, I think the team should get a new makeup artist. All these women have flat one-tone faces and bright red lipstick and no smokey eye.
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Dominic needs to step his game up

[Halfcan]

Looks like a sweet bunch of young ladies.

[Titty Meat]

Dibs on Dominic

[hometeam]

Its like they all have that same kind of horse-face look.


Bangin bodies for sure, but the faces. wtf.

[Rain Man]

favorite: Emily @ 3:08

I mean, I think the team should get a new makeup artist. All these women have flat one-tone faces and bright red lipstick and no smokey eye.

Also, the number of bottle blondes is kinda scary.


I've never seen a woman in bright red lipstick who looks better as a result. I have no idea why women don't see that, but it's too high-contrast and throws me off. I think lipstick can look good, but not in bright red.

[Easy 6]

Mariah and Morgan highlight this crop, you mooks can have the cookie cutter blondes

[Hammock Parties]

What did I say that indicated that?

It's more your vibe.

[srvy]

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[eDave]

It's more your vibe.

How did my choices lead you that vibe?

[Kman34]

Visited both threads and yup... The same... Damm it..

[Hammock Parties]

How did my choices lead you that vibe?

we eagerly await your return to the dating thread...

[Titty Meat]

How did my choices lead you that vibe?

id love to drive my fist through your skull

[eDave]

id love to drive my fist through your skull

Of this was important enough for you I'd expect you to come and do it.

[eDave]

we eagerly await your return to the dating thread...

Why do you think I'd be attracted to her?

At least I have a shot.

[Eureka]

Why is it every year the Chiefs Cheerleaders never disappoint. Seems a lot of the hot KC women move to either coast or become moms right away.

[ChiefsCountry]

The ones Gracie posted videos of were pretty hot.

[Graystoke]

Stephanie has that killer look.
Like she would kill you or slash your tires if you broke it off with her.

[Perineum Ripper]

https://media.tenor.com/images/aa7cc91460d3fea4ef98fbe4f14c65a5/tenor.gif

[eDave]

The ones Gracie posted videos of were pretty hot.

What kind of guy says this and doesn't post a link?!

[Lzen]

favorite: Emily @ 3:08

I mean, I think the team should get a new makeup artist. All these women have flat one-tone faces and bright red lipstick and no smokey eye.

Also, the number of bottle blondes is kinda scary.

The makeup was my first thought. Way over done. And I don't know if it's makeup or the lighting but several of them had one eye that looked messed up.

[Nickhead]

i didn't know that there were that many midwestern cheerleaders so accepting of the trans community...

holy shit, i get it now... im gonna have to call my doc up... ;)