Plane goes down and trapped on an island with 10 CP Members

[Otter]

No food, no sign of rescue. Who do you kill and eat first?

Welcome to the off season, bitches.

[ptlyon]

Ginger, then Mary Ann

[htismaqe]

I would have volunteered myself a couple of years ago. I would have fed the whole party for quite a while.

I knew it was a bad idea to lose all that weight.

[Otter]

Ginger, then Mary Ann

Totally disagree. They are staples in keeping the rest of the men alive and stop them from killing each other.

And it goes Mary Ann then Ginger.

[htismaqe]

And GoChiefs is out, scrawny fucker.

[Hammock Parties]

You definitely want to eat the fattest first to get the most calories.

Fat guys are going to lose a lot of body weight when food gets scarce.

So Scho is getting spit roasted. Mmmm, mmm good!

[Otter]

If a mod can add Dane I'd be forever grateful.

[morphius]

I've seen the ugly damage that happens when Rain Main has control over the life of people on a plane, basically nobody lives...

[KCUnited]

Scho would be like eating a pair crocodile loafers spritzed with Hawaiian Tropic

[htismaqe]

I've seen the ugly damage that happens when Rain Main has control over the life of people on a plane, basically nobody lives...

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

And GoChiefs is out, scrawny fucker.

Quite right, I'm going to be able to outrun most anyone trying to eat me anyway.

We all know due to his survival skills, as an outdoorsman, Bwana is likely the last man standing.

HOWEVER, if an accident occurs, I'm guessing it comes down to the two people who are best at running. And I'm guessing Rain Man can probably catch me.

I've got my money on Rain Man eating us all in the end, because he's either got the speed or the endurance to catch me and he's smart enough evade Bwana's traps.

[Otter]

Quite right, I'm going to be able to outrun most anyone trying to eat me anyway.

We all know due to his survival skills, as an outdoorsman, Bwana is likely the last man standing.

HOWEVER, if an accident occurs, I'm guessing it comes down to the two people who are best at running. And I'm guessing Rain Man can probably catch me.

I've got my money on Rain Man eating us all in the end, because he's either got the speed or the endurance to catch me and he's smart enough evade Bwana's traps.

Bwana, for all his kick ass ability, is a bit of a pacifist. I'm guessing Rain Man goes feral.

It's always the ones you least expect.

[cripple creek]

more or less defensesless and dead weight with chores... i'm a goner

[Baby Lee]

So Scho is getting spit roasted. Mmmm, mmm good!

Yeah, but the question was who are you eating.

[Shoes]

Whoever most resembles Piggy

https://millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/piggy-lord-of-the-flies.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, but the question was who are you eating.

That's a good point.

We might all die if we kill and eat Scho at the first CP Island BBQ.

I'm not sure fire kills whatever he has.

[Bearcat]

27% live in Arizona, seems like a statistical anomaly for a plane with 11 CPers on board.

At least we have Rain Man for the analysis though.

[RealSNR]

Instructions unclear. Are we supposed to fuck/marry one of them first? Is that the one we have to kill and eat? Or is it three different CP members for each job?

[htismaqe]

Instructions unclear. Are we supposed to fuck/marry one of them first? Is that the one we have to kill and eat? Or is it three different CP members for each job?

ROFL

[htismaqe]

That's a good point.

We might all die if we kill and eat Scho at the first CP Island BBQ.

I'm not sure fire kills whatever he has.

ROFL

[luv]

It's like making alliances. Which one is going to help you stay alive the longest (i.e. building a shelter, hunting any existing food or fishing, knows which plants to avoid, etc). I'd start by getting rid of whoever annoys me the most. Sure, a fat guy will provide a lot of fat/calories, but you probably lack the proper storage necessary to prevent any excess from going bad.

[htismaqe]

Whoever most resembles Piggy

https://millerbrooks.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/piggy-lord-of-the-flies.jpg

Unfortunately, Billay is not on the plane.

[Otter]

Things are not looking well early for Scho & eDave.

When we're pooping you out we shall hail in your honor.

[Bearcat]

It's like making alliances. Which one is going to help you stay alive the longest (i.e. building a shelter, hunting any existing food or fishing, knows which plants to avoid, etc). I'd start by getting rid of whoever annoys me the most. Sure, a fat guy will provide a lot of fat/calories, but you probably lack the proper storage necessary to prevent any excess from going bad.

htis and I will be busy making a radio out of coconuts. Scho will be vital for logistics. Bwana will be in charge of hunting. Dane will provide dramatic background music while FDE designs and implements the "help us" signage on the beach. Rain Man will be in charge of rationing and carrying out all kinds of analysis and "who eats who" simulations.

[Otter]

Dane was napping in the back and we forgot he was there.

[lewdog]

You eat the most annoying one first since you want them dead anyway.

Hammock it is!

[TLO]

eDave is probably filled with diseases and parasites. Eat at your own caution.

School seems like a portly fella that would plump up nicely. He's getting eaten first for sure.

[eDave]

I'm just an appetizer.

[Hammock Parties]

You eat the most annoying one first since you want them dead anyway.

Hammock it is!

But you have to catch me first.

You're wasting a lot of calories trying to catch one of the top 2 runners on the island.

This is bad survival strategy. Just eat the fat guy.

[frozenchief]

Reminds me of my all-time favorite article from The Onion:

https://www.theonion.com/in-retrospect-i-guess-we-might-have-resorted-to-cannib-1819583474

First couple of paragraphs:

Well, I suppose everyone's heard about last week's incident by now, and you probably have a pretty low opinion of us survivors. And, all things considered, perhaps we deserve it. Perhaps we panicked and resorted to cannibalism a bit early. But you weren't there. You don't know what it was like. I just want you to hear our side of the story before you go judging us.

When the six of us got into the elevator on that fateful day, we had no idea what was going to happen. We thought we were just going to take a little ride from the 12th floor to the lobby, just like every other day. Do you think we knew that elevator was going to get stuck between floors? Do you think we got into the elevator saying, "Hey, you know, we should eat our good old pal Jerry Weinhoff from Accounts Payable"? Of course not.

[lewdog]

But you have to catch me first.

You're wasting a lot of calories trying to catch one of the top 2 runners on the island.

This is bad survival strategy. Just eat the fat guy.

Just find the nearest hill and make you go up that. Should be perfect after watching your terrible form on your hill sprint video.

[Hammock Parties]

Just find the nearest hill and make you go up that. Should be perfect after watching your terrible form on your hill sprint video.

I can run wherever I want. :harumph:

[Titty Meat]

I'm eating ASS til I die

[Titty Meat]

We would have a decade worth of food if we eat Frazod

[htismaqe]

I can run wherever I want. :harumph:

It's really going to come down to whether or not you're wearing your awesome jacket.

If you aren't, you probably get eaten by a jaguar.

If you are, you probably get fucked by a jaguar.

[Rain Man]

Important question here: do I have access to one or more coconuts?

[htismaqe]

Important question here: do I have access to one or more coconuts?

Bearcat and I are making communications devices out of them. We'll have to see if we have any to spare. Obviously, we'll be using them for drinking water before we hollow them out and turn them into smart devices.

[Why Not?]

LMAOScho would be like eating a pair crocodile loafers spritzed with Hawaiian Tropic

[Hammock Parties]

It's really going to come down to whether or not you're wearing your awesome jacket.

If you aren't, you probably get eaten by a jaguar.

If you are, you probably get fucked by a jaguar.

There are jaguars on this island?

This changes everything.

We just eat the jaguars.

Bwana will feed the tribe.

[Why Not?]

It's like making alliances. Which one is going to help you stay alive the longest (i.e. building a shelter, hunting any existing food or fishing, knows which plants to avoid, etc). I'd start by getting rid of whoever annoys me the most. Sure, a fat guy will provide a lot of fat/calories, but you probably lack the proper storage necessary to prevent any excess from going bad.

This is a great point. Eat the skinnier guys first to maximize their value. The fat dudes can lose some weight but can still offer some value later.

[Rain Man]

Bearcat and I are making communications devices out of them. We'll have to see if we have any to spare. Obviously, we'll be using them for drinking water before we hollow them out and turn them into smart devices.

Oh. I just planned to kill people with them. But your way works, too.

[Otter]

Important question here: do I have access to one or more coconuts?

There is one coconut tree. It's on the top of 300ft phallus shaped structure on the middle of the island we're stranded with billay in a gimp suit from 'pulp fiction' wielding a 18 inch, spiked, large, big, black dildo singing Freddy Mercury songs while on acid guarding it with his life.

Billay was already there, no plane for him.

[KCUnited]

Important question here: do I have access to one or more coconuts?

No but you could give Scho an Indian rug burn

[Titty Meat]

I pretend I'm stevie ray when I jerk off

[Kman34]

Whomever is the most annoying will get eaten first.. I foresee a Surviver style vote...
It’s not looking good Clay... You better win the immunity challenge...

[Kman34]

There is one coconut tree. It's on the top of 300ft phallus shaped structure on the middle of the island we're stranded with billay in a gimp suit from 'pulp fiction' wielding a 18 inch, spiked, large, big, black dildo singing Freddy Mercury songs while on acid guarding it with his life.

Billay was already there, no plane for him.

Oh... I didn’t see this.. everybody is fucked..

[gblowfish]

Billay should be on the plane. That way, he can volunteer to taste the others first before making a final selection.

[Kman34]

Billay should be on the plane. That way, he can volunteer to taste the others first before making a final selection.

I’m pretty sure he has “tasted” some of the guys on that list allready...

[eDave]

I’m pretty sure he has “tasted” some of the guys on that list allready...

Tasted their faces with his fists!

[Donger]

Fish/seafood aren't food?

[ptlyon]

Fish/seafood aren't food?

He's not on the plane

[Perineum Ripper]

I carry travel size bbq sauce just in case I find myself in this position. I’m fucking up everyone and everybody, got to discover what the best cut of meat and prep is.

[Hoover]

Id fucking eat Rain Man first because he would annoy the shit out of me by his constant polling of the survivors.

[In58men]

Can’t wait until the draft is over so we have something better to talk about.

[Spott]

I chose Scho, only because I get the impression he’s got a little more meat on his bones than some of the others. I wouldn’t eat Dave because I’d probably still be hungry afterwards due to his kale diet.

[tooge]

Is there the ability to make fire? Any bbq sauce in anyone's suitcase?

[D.A.P.]

Eat Mary Ann’s hairy bush repeatedly.

[ptlyon]

I wouldn’t eat Dave because I’d probably still be hungry afterwards due to his kale diet.

That, and you'd be stoned to the bejeezus

[Hammock Parties]

This is some bullshit.

[eDave]

That, and you'd be stoned to the bejeezus

Who would eat the guy with the weed?

[ptlyon]

Addition by subtraction

[KS Smitty]

Rain Man-one of the healthiest choices as far as diet goes and excercise.
Bwana-I imagine he'd be like an old grizzly, tough and gamey.
RNR-not sure who this is, so first choice.
Hammock Parties-the youngest so most likely to be the most tender.
Otter-probably tastes funny.
Bearcat-also younger than some and is physically active, he's a contender.
eDave-more than likely to be stringy.
Scho-if it's before his 30 day fast he could be a good stew.
Stevieray-never eat the artist.
htismaqe-Iowa cornfed.
Dane-a healthy eater probably has the best flavor.

[Raiderhater]

htis and I will be busy making a radio out of coconuts. Scho will be vital for logistics. Bwana will be in charge of hunting. Dane will provide dramatic background music while FDE designs and implements the "help us" signage on the beach. Rain Man will be in charge of rationing and carrying out all kinds of analysis and "who eats who" simulations.


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I fucked up my vote, I voted RNR thinking of RealSNR. There would be enough issues without the threat of rape. So, if changing my vote was a possibility, I guess, maybe scho or eDave.

[Mennonite]

I'd probably go with the Whitman's Sampler method and kill all of them but only nibble a bit on each of them in the hope that the next one will be better.

Then I'd go fishing.

[T-post Tom]

Totally disagree. They are staples in keeping the rest of the men alive and stop them from killing each other.

And it goes Mary Ann then Ginger.

Mary Ann until she needs some sleep, only then Ginger.

[scho63]

Dis is Thickening! :harumph:


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[cosmo20002]

No food, no sign of rescue. Who do you kill and eat first?

Welcome to the off season, bitches.

frazod, obviously.

Get rid of a whiny bitch and have enough to feast on for months.

[TwistedChief]

I've sat next to Clay in a cramped car. Very tender thighs. Delicious. Would highly recommend the Clay Wellington.

[KurtCobain]

This makes me want to bring survivor planet back.

[scho63]

This poll is rigged.

9 skinny guys and me! WTF???

I'll never travel with any of you savages. ROFL

[Rain Man]

If you think long term, you kill and eat the person first who can most easily kill you, while you've got him the most outnumbered. Then you work down the pecking order. The last guy in this type of scenario is logically the 9th-toughest guy.

[Titty Meat]

I've sat next to Clay in a cramped car. Very tender thighs. Delicious. Would highly recommend the Clay Wellington.

How big was he?

[Chris Meck]

It's an island. You're surrounded by water.

None of you can fucking fish? Catch crabs? (not that kind).

[cosmo20002]

You definitely want to eat the fattest first to get the most calories.

Fat guys are going to lose a lot of body weight when food gets scarce.

So Scho is getting spit roasted. Mmmm, mmm good!

He's the most likely to have syphilis.

[Otter]

It's an island. You're surrounded by water.

None of you can fucking fish? Catch crabs? (not that kind).

This is ChiefPlanet!

We go Lord of the Flies style!

[Chris Meck]

This is ChiefPlanet!

We go Lord of the Flies style!

obviously. :D

I'd go Tom Hanks style and find myself a volleyball friend while I fish, trap, and eat coconuts.