Anyone have a “circle beard”?

[Prison Bitch]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Circle beards are the new hot thing <a href="https://t.co/sJtbQpdkmv">pic.twitter.com/sJtbQpdkmv</a></p>&mdash; Rick (@rwilley112) <a href="https://twitter.com/rwilley112/status/1406961886025994246?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 21, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ModSocks]

It's hard enough for me to line up my normal beard. My circle beard would end up a trapezoid.

[tmax63]

That looks like a circumcision scar.

[displacedinMN]

JFC no. so much wrong there

[Buehler445]

Nope. I’m straight.

[Deberg_1990]

Heh, no. I enjoy having women around.

[tyecopeland]

The only one that doesn't look extremely odd is the middle guy on the top row. Even then, it's not exactly pleasing to the eye.

I've seen a few pictures of these in the past as well and they seemed to be getting made fun of in the articles instead of being praised as a new hot thing.

[Sassy Squatch]

Huh, that's a strange way to say goatee-KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Sassy Squatch]

They're all really bad but the first one is fucking creepy in a way I can't quite describe. Like the face and head just don't match.

[Spott]

Your mom does.

[Rain Man]

It's an interesting look. However, male pattern baldness would prevent me from completing the circle. I could only do a U-beard, unless maybe I could do a workaround with my eyebrows.

I like the look on the lower right. It's very apelike.

[New World Order]

We're Chiefs fans. We all have mullets

[htismaqe]

We're Chiefs fans. We all have mullets

Everyone here is bald with a goatee.

[Kman34]

One year the Penalty for finishing last in our fantasy football league was to get a “Friar Tuck” haircut on the next draft day... He looked good except that the next day was his wedding anniversary... This is a good idea though for another punishment...ROFL

[scho63]

Looks more like an asshat to me

[loochy]

Circle beards are the new hot thing pic.twitter.com/sJtbQpdkmv (https://t.co/sJtbQpdkmv)
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They're not the hot new thing.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Weird

[displacedinMN]

Everyone here is bald with a goatee.I'm 52 and have more hair than many people half my age

[morphius]

I'm 52 and have more hair than many people half my age

Yes, but nobody is interested in your back hair.

[alanm]

Well the good thing is it clearly helps identify the morons in society.

[ChiefBlueCFC]

I have two

[el borracho]

Is this what it takes to join a frat these days?

[Prison Bitch]

They're not the hot new thing.

Hopefully a few of our CP women can join the thread and give us their verdict

[Mennonite]

Dude looks like a baby being born circa 1974.


https://i.imgur.com/A392Gdu.png

[displacedinMN]

after looking at it more, it looks a little white supremist-ish.

But why do I think Hitler would have shot them for looking like that.

[kysirsoze]

Nope. I’m straight.

This is the least gay thing a man can do.

[srvy]

Somehow some way boomers will be blamed.

[Mennonite]

after looking at it more, it looks a little white supremist-ish.




14 words: "Give me a haircut that guarantees that I will never score with a woman."

[Miles]

Makes it look like some of them are wearing a mask.

[fan4ever]

OMG...so ugly. I'm sure this stupid "craze" will die a short death but I said that umpteen years ago about wearing pants down below your ass.

[fan4ever]

Looks more like an asshat to me

Glory hole! ROFL

[EPodolak]

No wonder the aliens never land.

[Mennonite]

No wonder the aliens never land.



...or maybe they already have?

[KCUnited]

Looks like grown men being birthed face first

[notorious]

Dude looks like a baby being born circa 1974.


https://i.imgur.com/A392Gdu.png

ROFL

[Mecca]

Everyone here is bald with a goatee.

A forum of Steve Austin's.

[loochy]

A forum of Steve Austin's.


Nah, he's too in shape.


...more like a forum of Bastion Boogers


https://statics.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/badsong_booger_052215-1497460428-800.jpg

[displacedinMN]

OMG...so ugly. I'm sure this stupid "craze" will die a short death but I said that umpteen years ago about wearing pants down below your ass.

going on at least 30

[loochy]

OMG...so ugly. I'm sure this stupid "craze" will die a short death but I said that umpteen years ago about wearing pants down below your ass.


It's not a "craze"

[Otter]

How are these turd buglers gonna make their man buns?

[Titty Meat]

This helps guide the asshole to the lips

[RedinTexas]

Someone mentioned Friar Tuck and I concur b/c a monk's haircut is the first thing I thought of when I saw this. We should call it the "front monk."

[redfan]

Looks like a celibacy club.

[Hog Rider]

And mullets are made fun of.:hmmm::shake:

[notorious]

Please castrate them.

[eDave]

Everyone here is bald with a goatee.

Ahem. Though I'd look stupid with this thing.

[Eureka]

It really doesn't go with the standard Mid West look. Would def affect the hard earned Mullet.

https://doveruk.s3.amazonaws.com/user-files/34070-car.jpg

[Prison Bitch]

Asked the wife to do a “circle bearded clam”.

She gave me the stink eye and said she didn’t know what that means.

[Titty Meat]

Asked the wife to do a “circle bearded clam”.

She gave me the stink eye and said she didn’t know what that means.

How often do you have sex?

[loochy]

How often do you have sex?


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[Rainbarrel]

NO! NO! NOT HAIR RING AIDS!

[oldman]

Why would I mess up my awesome head of hair for that?

[Bowser]

Not only do I not have nor will ever have one of these, I've never had a man bun or worn skinny jeans, either.