Hammock Parties
07-06-2021, 11:19 AM
I had a really weird dream last night and I'm convinced it was communicating the next revolution in the housing market.
In the dream, I was renting a house somewhere in downtown KC. It was a two-story job, with the upper story reserved for other tenants. It was, however, unoccupied.
I managed to jimmy the lock to the upstairs and went exploring. Oh, this is very cool, I thought. Since no one lives here, I could just unlock this door as I see fit and have big parties that extend to the upper floor. The landlord would be none the wiser. This is going to be a real party house!
As I continued to check out the secondary part of the property, I found a stairwell leading to the back porch. The lower part of the house did not have an exit to the back porch, so this was an exclusive feature.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/932OGZakXNE/maxresdefault.jpg
I walked down the stairwell into pitch blackness, save for an illuminated sign that read: CLAP TWICE. I did so, and the lights snapped on, and I opened the back door.
I was expecting to see downtown KC but instead: trees, grass, a river, mountains in the distance...this looked like a completely different part of the country. What the hell?!
The back porch was quantum-phased. Apparently, all you have to do at this place is clap your hands twice at the back door and it opens to another part of the country. Walking back through the door phases you back into Kansas City.
I'm not sure how exactly I figured it out in the dream, but I ascertained I was just northwest of Anchorage, Alaska by looking at a map. And sure enough, there it is: Alexander Creek King's Lodge (https://www.kingslodge.org/).
https://i.imgur.com/qTpVjht.png
And this is what it looks like:
https://i.imgur.com/hPOEGQR.png
By jove, trees, grass, a river, mountains in the distance. My dream was very real. It was a vision of the future.
Imagine living anywhere in the world, and you can have a portion of your residence quantum-phased to another part. Think of the possibilities!
You could have a house in New York, enjoying all the businesses and entertainment opportunities, and the rooftop patio leads to California so you don't freeze in the winter.
Or maybe you want to live in a quiet part of the country for retirement, but your basement is quantum-phased to take you to London when you want to do a bit of shopping. No matter where you live, your dating pool can be expanded! As soon as we get to another planet, we just quantum phase a door and we have instant space travel!
I know you think this is all bullshit, but this is all definitely happening, and I have proof.
CERN meets quantum technology
https://home.cern/news/news/computing/cern-meets-quantum-technology
The CERN Quantum Technology Initiative (QTI), which was announced by CERN Director-General Fabiola Gianotti in June, sees CERN join a rapidly-growing global effort to bring about a “second quantum revolution” – whereby phenomena such as superposition and entanglement, which enable an object to be in two places at the same time or to influence another instantaneously, are exploited to build new computing, communication, sensing and simulation devices.
Yep, we have the technology. We just need to implement it. Soon, you'll be able to Quantum Phase any part of your house as if you're adding a solar panel to the roof. In fact, if you live in perpetual darkness in Antarctica, QUANTUM PHASE YOUR ROOF to anywhere with sun so you can use solar panels.
One issue I can foresee is taxes. If you own property that is quantum-phased, do you have to disclose it publicly, like mold? Do you have to pay taxes in both locations? Surely the owner of the property in the other location is already paying taxes, so you shouldn't have to.
We definitely don't want the government getting involved in this and double dipping. Imagine criminals taking advantage of quantum housing. The only people who should know about this are the buyer and the seller. If every piece of quantum real estate is public knowledge, the price is going to skyrocket, and BlackRock will own it all. No thank you.
As I stood in Alaska thinking about how fun it would be to enjoy my quantum-phased back porch, where I could let the dog run around Alaska if he got too bored, or go down to the river to fish, a Grizzly bear started walking out of the woods. This immediately made me think how careful I was going to have to be - not only the dog, but I wouldn't want to leave food out here and have Quantum Grizzlies phasing back into Kansas City.
I walked back inside and closed the door and watched the bear walk across the grass, and then he morphed into a very large human and decided he wanted to check out the place.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FAxfmm0rFiE/maxresdefault.jpg
Quantum Grizzly knocked on my door, and I let him in. I gave him a tour of the place and he decided he wanted to be the upstairs tenant. I hope he lets me throw parties, or at the very least doesn't eat me. Maybe I should quantum phase the door to the first story of the house so it opens to hell. (https://www.washburn.edu/cas/art/cyoho/archive/KStravel/stull/)
By the way, this thread is quantum phased, so you may see the rest of it somewhere el
In the dream, I was renting a house somewhere in downtown KC. It was a two-story job, with the upper story reserved for other tenants. It was, however, unoccupied.
I managed to jimmy the lock to the upstairs and went exploring. Oh, this is very cool, I thought. Since no one lives here, I could just unlock this door as I see fit and have big parties that extend to the upper floor. The landlord would be none the wiser. This is going to be a real party house!
As I continued to check out the secondary part of the property, I found a stairwell leading to the back porch. The lower part of the house did not have an exit to the back porch, so this was an exclusive feature.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/932OGZakXNE/maxresdefault.jpg
I walked down the stairwell into pitch blackness, save for an illuminated sign that read: CLAP TWICE. I did so, and the lights snapped on, and I opened the back door.
I was expecting to see downtown KC but instead: trees, grass, a river, mountains in the distance...this looked like a completely different part of the country. What the hell?!
The back porch was quantum-phased. Apparently, all you have to do at this place is clap your hands twice at the back door and it opens to another part of the country. Walking back through the door phases you back into Kansas City.
I'm not sure how exactly I figured it out in the dream, but I ascertained I was just northwest of Anchorage, Alaska by looking at a map. And sure enough, there it is: Alexander Creek King's Lodge (https://www.kingslodge.org/).
https://i.imgur.com/qTpVjht.png
And this is what it looks like:
https://i.imgur.com/hPOEGQR.png
By jove, trees, grass, a river, mountains in the distance. My dream was very real. It was a vision of the future.
Imagine living anywhere in the world, and you can have a portion of your residence quantum-phased to another part. Think of the possibilities!
You could have a house in New York, enjoying all the businesses and entertainment opportunities, and the rooftop patio leads to California so you don't freeze in the winter.
Or maybe you want to live in a quiet part of the country for retirement, but your basement is quantum-phased to take you to London when you want to do a bit of shopping. No matter where you live, your dating pool can be expanded! As soon as we get to another planet, we just quantum phase a door and we have instant space travel!
I know you think this is all bullshit, but this is all definitely happening, and I have proof.
CERN meets quantum technology
https://home.cern/news/news/computing/cern-meets-quantum-technology
The CERN Quantum Technology Initiative (QTI), which was announced by CERN Director-General Fabiola Gianotti in June, sees CERN join a rapidly-growing global effort to bring about a “second quantum revolution” – whereby phenomena such as superposition and entanglement, which enable an object to be in two places at the same time or to influence another instantaneously, are exploited to build new computing, communication, sensing and simulation devices.
Yep, we have the technology. We just need to implement it. Soon, you'll be able to Quantum Phase any part of your house as if you're adding a solar panel to the roof. In fact, if you live in perpetual darkness in Antarctica, QUANTUM PHASE YOUR ROOF to anywhere with sun so you can use solar panels.
One issue I can foresee is taxes. If you own property that is quantum-phased, do you have to disclose it publicly, like mold? Do you have to pay taxes in both locations? Surely the owner of the property in the other location is already paying taxes, so you shouldn't have to.
We definitely don't want the government getting involved in this and double dipping. Imagine criminals taking advantage of quantum housing. The only people who should know about this are the buyer and the seller. If every piece of quantum real estate is public knowledge, the price is going to skyrocket, and BlackRock will own it all. No thank you.
As I stood in Alaska thinking about how fun it would be to enjoy my quantum-phased back porch, where I could let the dog run around Alaska if he got too bored, or go down to the river to fish, a Grizzly bear started walking out of the woods. This immediately made me think how careful I was going to have to be - not only the dog, but I wouldn't want to leave food out here and have Quantum Grizzlies phasing back into Kansas City.
I walked back inside and closed the door and watched the bear walk across the grass, and then he morphed into a very large human and decided he wanted to check out the place.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FAxfmm0rFiE/maxresdefault.jpg
Quantum Grizzly knocked on my door, and I let him in. I gave him a tour of the place and he decided he wanted to be the upstairs tenant. I hope he lets me throw parties, or at the very least doesn't eat me. Maybe I should quantum phase the door to the first story of the house so it opens to hell. (https://www.washburn.edu/cas/art/cyoho/archive/KStravel/stull/)
By the way, this thread is quantum phased, so you may see the rest of it somewhere el