The Mahomes Divisional Round Curse

[Wallcrawler]

Real?

Take a look at the teams Mahomes has beaten in the divisional round, and what happened to them after.

Colts- Andrew Luck quits football, and the Colts are going through quarterbacks like shit through a goose. Should have had a walk in to the playoffs, but lost to the worst team in football.

Texans- Absolutely Nuked. Bill o brien loses his mind and gives away Dhop, trades away multiple firsts, is fired,Then Desean Watson develops an addiction to unwilling women oiling his anus, gets exempted and won't play another snap for them.

Browns- Disaster season, Mayfield's season peppered with injury, his future in question, OBJ traded and balling for another team, Stefanski looks like a high school OC. The Browns are back in the toilet.

Now comes Josh Allen and the Bills.

What horrid fate awaits them after losing and being afflicted by the Mahomes Curse?

[Reerun_KC]

Probably Sorenson or something somewhere.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Sweet potato's and Dildo's are in their future!

[KCUnited]

If the Bills lose this game its back to just waiting for a roadblock QB to get old and move out of the conference via free agency before getting any further hopes up.

[RedinTexas]

They'll lose most of their coaching staff and then have a luncheon to celebrate their season where they serve skyline chili. Everyone will get the runs for a solid year and they'll finish next season 8-9.

[Hammock Parties]

STEALING

[sedated]

Browns season wasn't really a "disaster", they competed for the playoffs until a couple weeks left in a tough division. Considering that franchise's history, not that bad.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Every Bills player will get their salad tossed by Big Bill

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Bills are curse protected because they have Taiwan Jones aka The Beast!

[eDave]

Allen regresses to his mean.

[mnchiefsguy]

Somebody watched Nick Wright the other day.

[UK_Chief]

They'll lose most of their coaching staff and then have a luncheon to celebrate their season where they serve skyline chili. Everyone will get the runs for a solid year and they'll finish next season 8-9.

Doesn’t sound much like a solid year…

[KChiefs1]

Bills will lose their OC & DC to other teams. Josh Allen will regress into the 2018 Josh Allen & the Bills go 6-11 next season.


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[RedinTexas]

Doesn’t sound much like a solid year…

Yep. "Solid" was a poor choice of words.

[Imon Yourside]

STEALING

Nick Wright

[rico]

I bet Josh Allen gets gonorrhea from all the senseless rapage he’s gonna take in the game tomorrow! And I bet that gonorrhea sends his career on a downward spiral!!!