***Official Royals at Cardinals Memorial Day GDT***

[ChiefsCountry]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Here&#39;s how we&#39;re taking the field in St. Louis, with Josh Staumont heading to the mound to open the two-game series vs. the Cardinals.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WelcomeToTheCity?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WelcomeToTheCity</a> <a href="https://t.co/6V9XG8kJfx">pic.twitter.com/6V9XG8kJfx</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Royals (@Royals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Royals/status/1663197928373071872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The I-70 Series!<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#STLCards</a> <a href="https://t.co/ORUIY1kykG">pic.twitter.com/ORUIY1kykG</a></p>&mdash; St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cardinals/status/1663200510059458565?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[lewdog]

Let's fucking go!!! This series is ours!!!!!

Time in now!!!!!

[Pablo]

scumbag tards will prolly win this one by 15 runs

But I just don't want to see that shit so please, please, please beat these Fergusonistan biggest fags in baseball down in their own park on memorial day.

Amen.

[ChiefsCountry]

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[MarkDavis'Haircut]

I saw a cardinal at the cemetery today.

[ChiefsCountry]

I saw a cardinal at the cemetery today.

Old saying means a loved one that has departed is watching over you.

[lewdog]

Staumont let's go!

[ChiefsCountry]

Man Bun getting it done in the first.

[Pablo]

Think we should pick up this corporate whore gear like the red turds?

Stifel! So cool!

Maybe we can get sponsored by Cerner or Sprint or some company with a similar trajectory that matches the Royals!

[ChiefsCountry]

Think we should pick up this corporate whore gear like the red turds?

Stifel! So cool!

Maybe we can get sponsored by Cerner or Sprint or some company with a similar trajectory!

Jungle Law Bitches.

But we know someone will sponsor the uniform its coming eventually.

[New World Order]

scumbag tards will prolly win this one by 15 runs

But I just don't want to see that shit so please, please, please beat these Fergusonistan biggest bundle of stickss in baseball down in their own park on memorial day.

Amen.

We still have the last WS win and the last head-to-head WS win.

They also have no football team.

So suck on that you St Louis crum-bum-flunkies

[Pablo]

Stan "The Man"

Whooooaaa cool ass nickname, sounds like a real dick eater to me!

[ChiefsCountry]

Pratto with a nice double.

[ChiefsCountry]

Pasta is celebrating that injury lol.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

Only 6 more innings, I feel it!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

Only 6 more innings, I feel it!


Down to 5

[Ocotillo]

LOL at watching Salvador Perez scoring from first on that MJ Melendez triple.

[ChiefsCountry]

Salvy might need an IV after that run lol

[Ocotillo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="da" dir="ltr">Speedster Salvador Perez. <a href="https://t.co/LsqDV4m9fK">pic.twitter.com/LsqDV4m9fK</a></p>&mdash; Anne Rogers (@anne__rogers) <a href="https://twitter.com/anne__rogers/status/1663267589127020544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ChiefsCountry]

Fundamental baseball.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

Only 6 more innings, I feel it!

Down to 5


I've brought the Karma, er sumpthin!

4 left.

[lewdog]

First full game I've watched all of May.

Let's go!!!!

[BWillie]

I very much expect Pratto to crash back to earth but this is a pleasant surprise.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

First full game I've watched all of May.

Let's go!!!!

Hey Lew , remember when we had that neg rep war years ago, ?? I was thinking about that awhile ago just chuckling.

[Ocotillo]

Of course, Steven Matz goes 1-2-3 in his first relief appearance after being demoted to the bullpen.

[lewdog]

Hey Lew , remember when we had that neg rep war years ago, ?? I was thinking about that awhile ago just chuckling.

Yeah I do, you were a real dick back then!

(I can't recall what I was pissed at you about?) ROFL

[Ocotillo]

Drew Waters! Elite defense.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Yeah I do, you were a real dick back then!

(I can't recall what I was pissed at you about?) ROFL

LMAO I can't remember exactly either.Thinking I was giving a certain Royal a hard time. Maybe McDuffy. Yeah, I was a dick. Good times!

[ChiefsCountry]

Drew with the great catch to end the inning

[BWillie]

Is it still a perfect game or just a no hitter?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

Only 6 more innings, I feel it!

Down to 5

I've brought the Karma, er sumpthin!

4 left.

I'm bringin it guys! 3 more.

[Ocotillo]

Is it still a perfect game or just a no hitter?

it's a perfect game.

The Bally Sports Cardinals telecast is doing everything it can to jinx it.

They just said there's never been a combined perfect game in MLB history.

[BWillie]

it's a perfect game.

The Bally Sports Cardinals telecast is doing everything it can to jinx it.

They just said there's never been a combined perfect game in MLB history.

Hopefully Mayer doesn't go next inning then. Get our best fresh reliever next inning(s) and go for it.

[ChiefsCountry]

Massey got popped pretty good

[Ocotillo]

Hopefully Mayer doesn't go next inning then. Get our best fresh reliever next inning(s) and go for it.

They brought him out for the seventh LOL

[Rams Fan]

Lol

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Awesome , we got ourselves a no hitter going!

Only 6 more innings, I feel it!

Down to 5

I've brought the Karma, er sumpthin!

4 left.

I'm bringin it guys! 3 more.

I'm feeling confident! 6 MOAR outs.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Hopefully Mayer doesn't go next inning then. Get our best fresh reliever next inning(s) and go for it.

Are you tarted!

[KCUnited]

This is going to turn into a loss for the ages

[Ocotillo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There have been 19 combined no-hitters in <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MLB?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MLB</a> history.<br>The Kansas City <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> are bidding to become the 1st team in history to throw a combined perfect game.<br>They lead the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/STLCards?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#STLCards</a> 3-0 through 7 innings with Mike Mayers pitching 6 of the perfect innings</p>&mdash; Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) <a href="https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1663277232092254208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[lewdog]

Holy shit this is incredible.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Rub some dirt on it Lopez. Lets go!

[Pablo]

Nicky got domed lol

[BWillie]

Are you tarted!

I mean the guy got hit hard, he just got hit to defenders. It worked. I doubt the org is real worried about the stat. Just trying to save bullpen and win the game.

Also, from what I can tell Mayers has never had a quality start in his major league career.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If we can maintain a no hitter I'm confident 4 runs will be enough

[Ocotillo]

Vinnie Pasquantino is 3-for-5 with a double and two RBI! He has the top exit velocity on a batted ball in this game with a ball hit at 109.5 MPH.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I mean the guy got hit hard, he just got hit to defenders. It worked. I doubt the org is real worried about the stat. Just trying to save bullpen and win the game.

Also, from what I can tell Mayers has never had a quality start in his major league career.

His pitching is on point. Great movement on that slider he throws. Take him out , we lose.

[DJJasonp]

6 outs boys. This can tide us over to training camp!!

[BWillie]

His pitching is on point. Great movement on that slider he throws. Take him out , we lose.

Oh, I don't care if they lose. I want them to pitch the only combined perfect game in MLB history. I think not letting Mayers go more than 6.0 is the best way to do that.

[BWillie]

Exhibit 2,900,000 why you never, ever, ever throw Salvy a strike. I'm amazed any pitcher ever does.

[ChiefsCountry]

And it is over.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Should have took him out!

[BWillie]

And it is over.

Yep. Once they trotted out Mayer again you knew it wasn't gonna be in the cards.

[BWillie]

Welp, Royals got me to watch them for two innings. Way to go Royals! Turning the channel now and hitting the grill.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

BWILLIE JINXED ! WAY TO GO ,IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

What's funny though is I started joking about a no hitter in the second inning just for fun and it turned into a real thing going forward. Like Lewdog this is the first game I've watched this month. Oh well.

[Ocotillo]

Yep. Once they trotted out Mayer again you knew it wasn't gonna be in the cards.

How would you have closed it out knowing this?

[ChiefsCountry]

Bobdong

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Really!, We just set a franchise record for HR's in the month of May.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

And we broke our record again. This is fun.

[ChiefsCountry]

Masseydong

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I like this Card's pitcher

[poolboy]

save some hits for tomm

[Pablo]

This is beautiful. This is how baseball should always be played!

[Titty Meat]

These O's aint Royal!

[PunkinDrublic]

Great win against Chicago’s toilet.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

St louis can eat shit, at least for one day.

[bdj23]

Glad that was blacked out for me on MLB.tv

[Coach]

Well, at least the good news is that the Royals are now 17 38.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Well, at least the good news is that the Royals are now 17 38.

Keep winning and we're approaching the .333 plateau.

PBJ

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Welp, that was an embarrassing performance. Glad I only had to listen to it on the radio. Christ, the Cardinals are refried ass.