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Reroka
06-15-2023, 06:02 AM
I am out doing my Lyft in Charlotte NC yesterday. I pick up a trio of Ladies from WI. They go on to tell me that Lambo is the loudest stadium in the NFL and that they have better tailgating than KC.

I go to on to tell them that it's a fact that Arrowhead is the loudest outdoor stadium in the world with 142.2 DBs and tell them to look it up. WHen I said that, they go on to tell me I would never go there that's too loud.

What dumbass ladies they were.

SuperBowl4
06-15-2023, 06:07 AM
How much did they tip you?

Simply Red
06-15-2023, 06:07 AM
Did you dump them in the river?

Dunerdr
06-15-2023, 06:10 AM
Did their vaginas always smell?

displacedinMN
06-15-2023, 06:26 AM
They are insufferable Packer people. That is how they are.
The faster you got them to their destination the better. Hopefully they gave you a good tip.

Pablo
06-15-2023, 06:35 AM
How much did they tip you?

$700.00

Pablo
06-15-2023, 06:48 AM
Did these ladies weigh more or less than 700.00 lbs combined?

Cheese country gals are usually fat and ugly as hell.

trndobrd
06-15-2023, 06:51 AM
How did you fit three Packers fans in your car?

Skyy God
06-15-2023, 06:55 AM
Did these ladies weigh more or less than 700.00 lbs combined?

Cheese country gals are usually fat and ugly as hell.

How did you fit three Packers fans in your car?

These are the correct answers.

Your poor shocks.

Jewish Rabbi
06-15-2023, 06:58 AM
You driving a Lyft to pay off that 700.00 drone?

Bearcat
06-15-2023, 07:01 AM
How did you fit three Packers fans in your car?

Did these ladies weigh more or less than 700.00 lbs combined?

Cheese country gals are usually fat and ugly as hell.

https://pics.imcdb.org/8341/10813falcon.jpg

Lzen
06-15-2023, 07:04 AM
When the Packers fans invaded Arrowhead in 2019 (Mahomes was out that game), my view of Packers fans became negative.

ptlyon
06-15-2023, 07:07 AM
We kick their asses come December

loochy
06-15-2023, 07:11 AM
Did those ladies have large penises?

Reroka
06-15-2023, 07:25 AM
They are insufferable Packer people. That is how they are.
The faster you got them to their destination the better. Hopefully they gave you a good tip.

20.00 bucks for a 5-dollar ride.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 07:27 AM
You driving a Lyft to pay off that 700.00 drone?

why would I do that? I work from home and miss human interaction. So I do lyft.

This pays for my motorcycle payment and pays for my 14-day-long cruises without having to use my main income.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 07:28 AM
Did those ladies have large penises?

I could have,

Tbh they were Fugly so I really do not want to find out.

Spott
06-15-2023, 07:55 AM
20.00 bucks for a 5-dollar ride.

A $5 ride, were you taking them across the street? I get a ride from one of my work buildings to the airport which is a 1.6 mile drive, and the cheapest I’ve ever been quoted is about $13, not including tip.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 07:57 AM
A $5 ride, were you taking them across the street? I get a ride from one of my work buildings to the airport which is a 1.6 mile drive, and the cheapest I’ve ever been quoted is about $13, not including tip.

It was in Charlotte and the, no surge, during a less busy time. They went like 0.7 miles.

Spott
06-15-2023, 07:59 AM
It was in Charlotte and the, no surge, during a less busy time. They went like 0.7 miles.

Lol, being they were Packer fans I can understand why they wouldn’t be able to walk half a mile.

Kiimo
06-15-2023, 07:59 AM
So you want a pat on the back for being a bad Lyft driver?

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:00 AM
Lol, being they were Packer fans I can understand why they wouldn’t be able to walk half a mile.

What's funny half the rides I give are less than a mile and most of the time they are smoking hot 20-something-year-old ladies.

ptlyon
06-15-2023, 08:00 AM
This pays for my motorcycle payment and pays for my 14-day-long cruises without having to use my main income.

Just imagine if you hooked

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:01 AM
Just imagine if you hooked

No thank you.

I like to keep my dick attached, would hate if it fell off.

ptlyon
06-15-2023, 08:03 AM
No thank you.


C'mon. Clay would pay top dollar

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:05 AM
C'mon. Clay would pay top dollar

Yeah, I am good.

Don't care what he or it pays.

Wisconsin_Chief
06-15-2023, 08:05 AM
Packer fans are goddamn insufferable. Half of them don't even understand the game of football, they just like getting drunk and shoving their faces and yelling like buffoons. I've been to Lambeau many times and Arrowhead as well, and there is absolutely no comparison. Arrowhead was 10x better even pre-Mahomes, I can't imagine what it's like now. I need to get back there.

My first experience ever at Lambeau was a preseason game when I was 11, within 5 minutes of the game some drunk clown fell on top of me from the bleacher the next row up and spilled beer all over me. They are such losers.

Kiimo
06-15-2023, 08:07 AM
I love that you voted down my comment Reroka. Live look at your driving


https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50105/1002088097/original/1002088097-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:08 AM
Packer fans are goddamn insufferable. Half of them don't even understand the game of football, they just like getting drunk and shoving their faces and yelling like buffoons. I've been to Lambeau many times and Arrowhead as well, and there is absolutely no comparison. Arrowhead was 10x better even pre-Mahomes, I can't imagine what it's like now. I need to get back there.

My first experience ever at Lambeau was a preseason game when I was 11, within 5 minutes of the game some drunk clown fell on top of me from the bleacher the next row up and spilled beer all over me. They are such losers.

When I drive I am decked out in chiefs gear, Hat, shirt, some car accessories.

The first question get is, are you a bandwagon fan or from there, I have to tell them that I grew up in Johnson county KS.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:09 AM
I love that you voted down my comment Reroka. Live look at your driving


https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50105/1002088097/original/1002088097-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375

yep, that's me, Driving your fugly wife to some random john she has to screw for money.

FlaChief58
06-15-2023, 08:13 AM
You'll never get the cheese fart smell out of your seats

Kiimo
06-15-2023, 08:13 AM
yep, that's me, Driving your fugly wife to some random john she has to screw for money.

2/10

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:14 AM
I love that you voted down my comment Reroka. Live look at your driving


https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50105/1002088097/original/1002088097-photo-u1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&w=375

Make fun all you want,

I will take my 24 hours of Lyft driving a week for the 1500 plus I get.

It's easy money and working from home sucks.
plus al the tax deductions, car payments, car maintenance, miles xm radio, gas, cellphone bill, car insurance and car depreciation.

Plus I am able to buy a new car every year and a half.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:15 AM
You'll never get the cheese fart smell out of your seats

Thank god they are leather so the seat doesn't soak that up.

Shiver Me Timbers
06-15-2023, 08:19 AM
How did you fit three Packers fans in your car?

Best response of the thread

Reroka
06-15-2023, 08:20 AM
Best response of the thread

Hyundai palisade

Why Not?
06-15-2023, 09:28 AM
When the Packers fans invaded Arrowhead in 2019 (Mahomes was out that game), my view of Packers fans became negative.

Same. I always had kinda liked them and thought they were akin to us. I attended that game and now I love when they lose. Hope Jordan Love is awesome so they can somehow go another decade plus with a good QB but not win shit.

scho63
06-15-2023, 10:28 AM
Did they ask you if you wanted a blowie for the fare?

Reroka
06-15-2023, 10:35 AM
Did they ask you if you wanted a blowie for the fare?

If they would have, I would have declined, they were fugly. Like hit every branch on the fugly tree when the fell.

SuperBowl4
06-15-2023, 10:44 AM
Remember when the Packers AJ Hawk made that tackle on Larry Johnson at ARROWHEAD that basically ended LJ's career? I was there!

Jewish Rabbi
06-15-2023, 11:05 AM
20.00 bucks for a 5-dollar ride.

Kinda like when you bought a $200 drone for 700.00

Rainbarrel
06-15-2023, 11:13 AM
They age cheese curds down there. Or so they say

Lzen
06-15-2023, 11:49 AM
Same. I always had kinda liked them and thought they were akin to us. I attended that game and now I love when they lose. Hope Jordan Love is awesome so they can somehow go another decade plus with a good QB but not win shit.

Last I saw, Jordan Love is terrible.

Rain Man
06-15-2023, 11:52 AM
It was in Charlotte and the, no surge, during a less busy time. They went like 0.7 miles.

I can see my destination at 0.7 miles.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 11:53 AM
I can see my destination at 0.7 miles.

I can too, but they wanted a ride, whom am I to deny they ride, Its money for me.

MatriculatingHank
06-15-2023, 11:56 AM
Make fun all you want,

I will take my 24 hours of Lyft driving a week for the 1500 plus I get.

It's easy money and working from home sucks.
plus al the tax deductions, car payments, car maintenance, miles xm radio, gas, cellphone bill, car insurance and car depreciation.

Plus I am able to buy a new car every year and a half.

I'm not one to question someone I don't even know but that seems almost too good to be true. But if so, good for you..

JohnnyHammersticks
06-15-2023, 12:39 PM
why would I do that? I work from home and miss human interaction. So I do lyft.

This pays for my motorcycle payment and pays for my 14-day-long cruises without having to use my main income.

Make fun all you want,

I will take my 24 hours of Lyft driving a week for the 1500 plus I get.

It's easy money and working from home sucks.
plus al the tax deductions, car payments, car maintenance, miles xm radio, gas, cellphone bill, car insurance and car depreciation.

Plus I am able to buy a new car every year and a half.

I do Liveops part-time for extra money. I get paid 500.00 bucks a week for about 10 to 15 hours of work a week. I use this money to buy stuff I do not want to spend my main income on. Such as motorcycle parts or extras to make my ride more comfy. I also save that money in order to put large down payments on motorcycles or cars.

So you're pulling in $100,000 a year between your 2 side jobs and not even having to touch your "main income".

What a hustler you are.

Pablo
06-15-2023, 12:49 PM
So you're pulling in $100,000 a year between your 2 side jobs and not even having to touch your "main income".

What a hustler you are.

100k/yr buys you 142.85 700.00 drones.

Bearcat
06-15-2023, 12:50 PM
So you're pulling in $100,000 a year between your 2 side jobs and not even having to touch your "main income".

What a hustler you are.

And you only have to work 80 hours/week!

Reroka
06-15-2023, 01:15 PM
So you're pulling in $100,000 a year between your 2 side jobs and not even having to touch your "main income".

What a hustler you are.

1500 a week x4 =6,000.00
6000.00 x 12 72,000.00

Live ops avg 300.00 a week x4 1200.00 times by 12= 14,400.00
86,400.00

And these are part gigs.


Some weeks are better than other weeks. do I work 80 hours a week no? Between my UNC Hospital at Chapel Hill Main job, Lyft and live ops I may work 65 to 70.00 hours.

I am an empty nester, I would rather work and make money so I can play harder.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 01:17 PM
I'm not one to question someone I don't even know but that seems almost too good to be true. But if so, good for you..

I know some uber/lyft drivers who clear 150k a year but they do it full time.

JohnnyHammersticks
06-15-2023, 01:17 PM
1500 a week x4 =6,000.00
6000.00 x 12 72,000.00

Live ops avg 300.00 a week x4 1200.00 times by 12= 14,400.00
86,400.00

And these are part gigs.


Some weeks are better than other weeks. do I work 80 hours a week no? Between my UNC Hospital at Chapel Hill Main job, Lyft and live ops I may work 65 to 70.00 hours.

I am an empty nester, I would rather work and make money so I can play harder.

Good for you. Work hard party hard.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 01:21 PM
I'm not one to question someone I don't even know but that seems almost too good to be true. But if so, good for you..

This also depends on the type of car you are using, and the type of rides you give.

Rarely do I give regular Lyft rides unless it's real low. Any other time. XL rides. Lux rides and preferred rides 99.99% of the time. These pay 10X better.
I will give regular lyft rides if they are on the way back to the airport but most of the time I decline them.

Yesterday was just a slow evening before the larger crowds started going out to the bars and Charlotte Airport got busy.

Hey there young just out of college students want a ride that's not a pile of shit so they will spend the money for it.

thabear04
06-15-2023, 01:41 PM
Did it smell like cheese and roast beef.

Reroka
06-15-2023, 01:57 PM
Did it smell like cheese and roast beef.

No,

Fat smelling cig smokers with missing teeth.

TimeForWasp
06-16-2023, 01:58 AM
Cheese curd, hanging off their meat curtains

Reroka
06-16-2023, 04:02 AM
Cheese curd, hanging off their meat curtains

OMG,

That just sounds nasty.