"Won't sniff" NFL prediction thread

[lewdog]

Time to make your bold predictions, whether for the Chiefs or anything else in the NFL.

Slight twist, you have to phrase your prediction into a __________ "won't sniff" statement.

Here's mine.

The Jets won't sniff a playoff berth and Aaron Rodgers won't sniff staying under double digit INTs for the year.

[Skyy God]

Chiefs won’t sniff having a #1 WR.

[smithandrew051]

Chiefs won’t sniff a loss

[dlphg9]

Chiefs won’t sniff a loss

You took mine, bitch!

[KCJake]

Chris Jones won't sniff 8+ sacks

[dlphg9]

One of these 3 QBs wont sniff the playoffs.

Joe Burrow
Josh Allen
Jalen Hurts

[Eleazar]

Bills won't sniff the playoffs. That's my preseason hot take.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

The Chiefs won't sniff losing the Super Bowl because they will win it.

[mr. tegu]

Bengals and Bills won’t sniff a division title.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Joe Burrow won't sniff the exercise bike seats in the Bengals training facility

until everyone leaves for the day.

[Jerok]

Sniffing? This is aboit to become a political thread isn't it?

[Chief Pagan]

Sniffing? This is aboit to become a political thread isn't it?

I only snort it for the taste.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The "Denver Donkeys" won't sniff 6 wins this year.

[lewdog]

Chiefs won’t sniff having a #1 WR.

And just like last year, Mahomes won’t sniff caring about that.

[Lzen]

One of these 3 QBs wont sniff the playoffs.

Joe Burrow
Josh Allen
Jalen Hurts

Now that is bold.

[wazu]

AFC West

The Chargers won't sniff their usual levels of suckage, and thanks to Kellen Moore will make a respectable challenge for the division
Davante Adams won't sniff a Top 10 fantasy WR season
Chris Jones won't sniff free agency

Other Divisions

The Bears won't sniff the playoffs
The Giants won't sniff the playoffs
The Browns won't sniff the playoffs
The Jets won't sniff the playoffs
Justin Fields won't sniff 3,000 yards passing
Deshaun Watson won't sniff 3,000 yards passing

[LoneWolf]

El Travadore won't sniff Gracie Hunt's panties because she doesn't wear any (I hope).

[penguinz]

One of these 3 QBs wont sniff the playoffs.

Joe Burrow
Josh Allen
Jalen Hurts

Don't be a Pete and just make an actual bold statement. Don't add multiple qualifiers to make it less bold.

Here is mine.

Josh Allen won't sniff the playoffs this year.

[Rasputin]

Two time Super Bowl winning HC Andy Reid won't sniff a salad

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Pete "won't sniff" an actual level headed football take

[Buehler445]

Faid won't sniff 4 wins.

McDouche accelerates the Cheatriot Fuckbag implosion.

Fuck all things Cheatriot Fuckbags.

[penguinz]

Fatruss will not sniff 17 starts and will not be because of injury.

[Buehler445]

Cheating fucking Donko Bitchcunts won't sniff a 10 point deficit vs Chiefs.

I know, they did last year. But my bold prediction is Payton implodes embarRuss.

[Buehler445]

Fatruss will not sniff 17 starts and will not be because of injury.

That's a good one.

[Buehler445]

Jets won't sniff a division champ.

Not a hot take but MY GOD I'm sick of hearing of Rodgers.

[wazu]

Jets opening schedule is brutal. Even if they get it figures out by mid-season and are rocking and rolling, it will be an uphill climb.

[penguinz]

Jets opening schedule is brutal. Even if they get it figures out by mid-season and are rocking and rolling, it will be an uphill climb.

NYJ will be 3-0 when Chiefs play them in week 4.

[DJJasonp]

Chiefs receivers wont sniff drawing more than 7 DPI calls in the season.....

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Mark Davis won't sniff a good haircut.

[RunKC]

Jets opening schedule is brutal. Even if they get it figures out by mid-season and are rocking and rolling, it will be an uphill climb.

Top 5 defense with a HOF QB and far more weapons than he had last year.

I don't get why people aren't taking the Jets to win that division

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Titty Meat won't sniff pussy at all

[FloridaMan88]

Hamlin won’t sniff a normal heart rhythm as Buffalo’s Super Bowl aspirations flatline.

[wazu]

NYJ will be 3-0 when Chiefs play them in week 4.

Bills, Cowboys, Patriots to open. With a new QB who is okay but significantly past his prime. Gonna call it 1-2.

Next up they get Chiefs, Broncos, Eagles. At that point most likely they are 2-4. Then they get Giants and then Chargers, call it 3-5. The rest of the schedule gets easier and I could see them going 5-4 to end, for an 8-9 record or so.

The Vegas O/U for them right now is 9.5 wins. That's with all the hype in the world. Take the under.

[TEX]

The Denver Broncos wont sniff the playoffs. In fact they'll finish with a losing record for the 7th season in a row.LMAO

[penguinz]

Bills, Cowboys, Patriots to open. With a new QB who is okay but significantly past his prime. Gonna call it 1-2.

Next up they get Chiefs, Broncos, Eagles. At that point most likely they are 2-4. Then they get Giants and then Chargers, call it 3-5. The rest of the schedule gets easier and I could see them going 5-4 to end, for an 8-9 record or so.

The Vegas O/U for them right now is 9.5 wins. That's with all the hype in the world. Take the under.

NYJ will beat Bills in week 1. It is going to be a rough year for JA. Never trust Dak and Pats are a joke.

[wazu]

NYJ will beat Bills in week 1. It is going to be a rough year for JA. Never trust Dak and Pats are a joke.

Bills won 13 games last year. Cowboys won 12. Patriots sucked out loud but won more than the Rodgers-less Jets.

But sign me up for Buffalo going down in Week 1. That would be a blast.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Jets won't sniff a division champ.

Not a hot take but MY GOD I'm sick of hearing of Rodgers.

If they can beat up on the Bills and Fins, I'm a fan.

[lewdog]

NYJ will be 3-0 when Chiefs play them in week 4.

No way in hell. The Jets are being over-rated more than any team. They will finish 8-9 or 9-8.

[carcosa]

Justyn Ross won't sniff All-Pro third team because he'll be All-Pro FIRST team!!!!

[PHOG]

The donkos won't sniff breaking our streak over them.

[Bearcat]

No way in hell. The Jets are being over-rated more than any team. They will finish 8-9 or 9-8.

And the Lions... but, in that division and conference, who the hell knows.

[lewdog]

And the Lions... but, in that division and conference, who the hell knows.

The Lions could win that division as the Vikings will likely regress and the Bears/Packers just aren't good.

[penguinz]

And the Lions... but, in that division and conference, who the hell knows.

Jets will finish with a better record than Bills.

[lewdog]

Jets will finish with a better record than Bills.

You and I can bet on that. What would you like to wager?

[penguinz]

Bills won 13 games last year. Cowboys won 12. Patriots sucked out loud but won more than the Rodgers-less Jets.

But sign me up for Buffalo going down in Week 1. That would be a blast.

Allen is not the same QB without Daboll. He is going to make some really poor decisions to lose games this year.

Dak can't be trusted.

If jets had a mediocre QB last season they win more games. Rogers will get them a few more wins this season just by being competent.

[Bearcat]

The Lions could win that division as the Vikings will likely regress and the Bears/Packers just aren't good.

Aren't they getting hyped because people think they're good though? Not just being the next Vikings "beat a bunch of shitty teams and quickly exit in the playoffs" type of team?

[penguinz]

You and I can bet on that. What would you like to wager?

Bottle of Casamigos reposado or anejo?

[lewdog]

Bottle of Casamigos reposado or anejo?

That's a solid bet. That's like a $50 bottle I think?

Winner gets a $50 bottle of their choosing?

[penguinz]

That's a solid bet. That's like a $50 bottle I think?

Winner gets a $50 bottle of their choosing?

Deal.

[penguinz]

Have you had Casamigos? Great sipping tequila. Shit goes down like water.

[lewdog]

Have you had Casamigos? Great sipping tequila. Shit goes down like water.

I have not but sounds like that may happen for me come January.

Deal made for all to see.

:D

[Bearcat]

Jets are definitely intriguing... and I never buy into the paper champions/roster hype (look at the Bills last season), especially the freakin' Jets. But, we'll see what over-the-hill-but-motivated(?) Rodgers does.

And their schedule has a lot of cupcakes.... they could win 12 games just by beating the garbage on their schedule and splitting with the Dolphins or Bills, or getting the Chargers on one of their common off games.

Of course, a lot of people thought that about Miami last year.. so, meh.


And agreed about Allen and Daboll... Allen looked really dumb at times last season. No idea if they'll be better/worse than the Jets. They could pretty easily start at the very least 6-2, if not 8-0.

[big nasty kcnut]

Russell Wilson won't sniff a winning season.

[BEAVER]

Mark Davis won't sniff a good haircut.

Mortal Lock.

[Coochie liquor]

Titty Meat won't sniff pussy at all

He won’t sniff himself??

Orlando Brown won’t sniff a pro bowl nod.

[Graystoke]

Baltimore will regret sniffing Lamar

[Simply Red]

Miami will be 8-9 & not sniff the playoffs. Ty

[FlaChief58]

Eagles and bengals won't sniff the playoffs

[Jewish Rabbi]

Crave won’t sniff Belize

[Rain Man]

I'm worried that if I say someone won't sniff something, they'll win the Super Bowl. That's the history of non-sniffing.

[kysirsoze]

And their schedule has a lot of cupcakes.... they could win 12 games just by beating the garbage on their schedule and splitting with the Dolphins or Bills, or getting the Chargers on one of their common off games.

Of course, a lot of people thought that about Miami last year.. so, meh.

Probably would have been true if Tua was concussed into oblivion.

[jjchieffan]

EB won't sniff a head coach offer next off-season.

[Coochie liquor]

I'm worried that if I say someone won't sniff something, they'll win the Super Bowl. That's the history of non-sniffing.

Only really works when your team happens to have a Mahomes!

[BEAVER]

Biden wont sniff.... never mind.

[lewdog]

The Chiefs won't sniff being preseason champs.

[Rainbarrel]

The NFL broadcasts won't sniff letting us watch a full football game. Without some crap only they care about

[Buehler445]

Have you had Casamigos? Great sipping tequila. Shit goes down like water.

Tequila that goes down like water sounds like a horrible morning! ROFL

[seclark]

Tequila that goes down like water sounds like a horrible morning! ROFL

Like you woke up licking a dog’s ass.
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[Wallcrawler]

The rest of the starting qbs in the league won't sniff the NFL MVP Award, as Mahomes takes it in back to back years in a landslide on his way to his 3rd Superbowl MVP/Championship.

[Rainbarrel]

No starter should sniff the Cardinals field after last year's injuries

[Chris Meck]

No starter should sniff the Cardinals field after last year's injuries

Oh shit! I didn't even know that was the next game. Yeah I'm not only not playing any starters, I'm starting Olakadun and the bottom of the roster guys and playing them all game. CEH with 30 carries coming right up!

[penguinz]

Tequila that goes down like water sounds like a horrible morning! ROFL

Never had a hangover. Quality liquor also helps prevent that shit as well.

[scho63]

Dallas Cowboys will not sniff the playoffs.

[AdolfOliverBush]

Mahomes won't sniff not being a god amongst men.

[BEAVER]

Bryce Young won't sniff a complete season. That guy looks like a Junior High kid out there size-wise. Damn he is tiny. If their O line is even marginally suspect that kid will get hurt.

[PunkinDrublic]

Joe Burrow won’t sniff a healthy season. I actually think the Jags are sneaky good and Doug Peterson is the perfect coach for Trevor Lawrence. With their weaker schedule Jacksonville could challenge us for best record.

[tyecopeland]

From ESPN, their reporters ceilings and floors for each team. Teicher should stop being a reporter. Only if mahomes gets injured would we have a chance at a losing record. And even then, I believe in Andy reid.
Kansas City Chiefs

Ceiling: 13-4 | Floor: 8-9

Biggest X factor: The pass rush

The Chiefs surprisingly finished second in the NFL in sacks last season, but can they remain among the league leaders? Defensive tackle Chris Jones, their leader in sacks in each of the past five seasons, is holding out in hopes of getting a better contract. Charles Omenihu, one of their major offseason free agent acquisitions, is suspended for the first six games. The Chiefs will need help from defensive end George Karlaftis, their first-round pick last year, and edge rusher Felix Anudike-Uzomah, their top choice this year. -- Adam Teicher

[New World Order]

A 5 game swing between ceiling and floor? ROFL

[PHOG]

Notice who wrote that tripe. :shake:

[Buehler445]

Teicher must work for free. ESPN laid off everyone that was making above minimum wage not named Stephen A Smith or Scott Van Pelt, and yet this colostomy bag survived.

[FlaChief58]

Lol teicher is a clown

[lewdog]

That's a solid bet. That's like a $50 bottle I think?

Winner gets a $50 bottle of their choosing?

Deal.

Lewdog let's go!!!!!

[lewdog]

Jets will finish with a better record than Bills.

You and I can bet on that. What would you like to wager?

Bottle of Casamigos reposado or anejo?

That's a solid bet. That's like a $50 bottle I think?

Winner gets a $50 bottle of their choosing?

Deal.

Have you had Casamigos? Great sipping tequila. Shit goes down like water.

I have not but sounds like that may happen for me come January.

Deal made for all to see.

:D

Bump

[Rausch]

Eagles and bengals won't sniff the playoffs

Almost nailed it...

[RINGLEADER]

From ESPN, their reporters ceilings and floors for each team. Teicher should stop being a reporter. Only if mahomes gets injured would we have a chance at a losing record. And even then, I believe in Andy reid.

Finished second in sacks (and pass defense and total defense and scoring) this season too.

[Lzen]

One of these 3 QBs wont sniff the playoffs.

Joe Burrow
Josh Allen
Jalen Hurts

Good call. :thumb:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Good call. :thumb:

Almost hit 2 if not for Toney and the third has been a huge pile of shit lately

[Hammock Parties]

Chiefs won't sniff the Super Bowl.

[Rausch]

Chiefs won't sniff the Super Bowl.

Nope, they'll win it...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Chiefs won't sniff the Super Bowl.

Can we get by Pineapple boy 2.0?

[Jewish Rabbi]

JJ won’t sniff how old the earth is

[Hammock Parties]

Can we get by Pineapple boy 2.0?

our consolation prize

[Titty Meat]

Bryce Young won't sniff a complete season. That guy looks like a Junior High kid out there size-wise. Damn he is tiny. If their O line is even marginally suspect that kid will get hurt.

Wish it wasn't against the rules to threaten to fight people because big truzz id be messaging you

[Jewish Rabbi]

Wish it wasn't against the rules to threaten to fight people because big truzz id be messaging you

Its only against the rules if you don’t follow up

[FloridaMan88]

Hamlin won’t sniff a normal heart rhythm as Buffalo’s Super Bowl aspirations flatline.

Prophetic.

[Tribal Warfare]

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Just remember the Chiefs are in Lamar's head rent free

[Rausch]

Just remember the Chiefs are in Lamar's head rent free

Oh, wow. He did just come out say that.

"The Chiefs are our kryptonite."

[dlphg9]

I told y'all one prominent QB wouldn't sniff the playoffs and I was right.