" Simply Red stooges "

[TLO]

I’ve decided to root for the Chiefs regardless of what happens with C Jones (Chiefs starting DT)

Does anyone other than the Simply Red stooges find these posts funny?

What exactly is a Simply Red stooge?

[loochy]

What exactly is a Simply Red stooge?

Apparently it's anyone that's not an uptight asshole

[siberian khatru]

I saw Simply Red Stooges open for The Competitive Pricks at the Blue Note in Columbia, MO.

[smithandrew051]

Lol. I’ll proudly wear that title.

[Simply Red]

The internet's 'Chiefsplanet' is SERIOUS, people!!!

[Coochie liquor]

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Definitely not this guy.


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[KCUnited]

Kohl's on Youtube just got 20,000 subscribers. Let's Ride

[Titty Meat]

Anyone who's got a problem with it can get their pain threshold tested at the George Brett Statue

[Titty Meat]

The internet's 'Chiefsplanet' is SERIOUS, people!!!

I've seen dudes catch hands for less. I bet Queen doesn't talk tuff like that in person

[Bearcat]

37 posts and I'll guess smithandrew051's favorite professional football team, LFG!

[T-post Tom]

I’m SR’s huckleberry! (You can call me “huckleberry.” You can call me “stooge.” But you doesn’t have to call me “Johnson.”)

[Dunerdr]

Lol. I’ll proudly wear that title.

This seems nice!

[Wisconsin_Chief]

37 posts and I'll guess smithandrew051's favorite professional football team, LFG!

In!!!

[ModSocks]

I don't know, but i imagine they're something like this

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[Jewish Rabbi]

I hope -King- gets BANDED!!!

[Rainbarrel]

The Broncos have the most arrests of any team since 2000. Then get Walmart owners who temp, beg really. People to rip them off

[FlaChief58]

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[carcosa]

The internet's 'Chiefsplanet' is SERIOUS, people!!!

YUUUUP

[InvinciBill]

37 posts and I'll guess smithandrew051's favorite professional football team, LFG!

How many posts before carcosa will guess Bearcat's guess of smithandrew051's favorite professional football (NFL) team?

[Wisconsin_Chief]

How many posts before carcosa will guess Bearcat's guess of smithandrew051's favorite professional football (NFL) team?

Ok now I’m really goddamn in!!

[KCUnited]

https://i.imgur.com/KYKky3p.jpg

[carcosa]

This thread reminds me of the plot of the 2012 film The Three Stooges. Here's a brief summary for anyone who's interested:

Act / Episode 1: More Orphan Than Not

35 years in the past, the children at the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage are playing soccer with an old soda can in the frontyard. Sister Mary-Mengele, the meanest and strictest nun in the orphanage, tells them to go inside and do their chores. They try singing "Everybody is Special", but she tells them to shut up and go work. Later, three destructive infants, Moe, Larry and Curly, are thrown in a duffel bag onto the orphanage's doorstep from an unknown person's car. The trio subsequently wreaks havoc in the place, terrifying the nuns—especially Sister Mary-Mengele, who has always hated them.

Ten years later, desperate to be rid of the three, the nuns tell a prospectively adoptive couple that the trio are the only three children available. They're then forced to add a fourth for consideration when a boy named Teddy wanders into the room. The couple, the Harters, decides to pick Moe; but when he requests that Larry and Curly join him, they take him back to the orphanage and choose Teddy instead. Hiding his true motives, Moe tells Larry and Curly that he came back because the Harters were only going to make him do chores.

25 years later, in the present, the trio are adults, still living at the orphanage and working as maintenance men. Monsignor Ratliffe arrives and tells Mother Superior that the orphanage must be closed, and she tells Sister Mary-Mengele to fetch the trio. The three are trying to fix the malfunctioning bell on the roof; but when Larry removes the bell's "DO NOT REMOVE" tag (misreading it as "Donut Remover"), it falls and injures Sister Mary-Mengele just as she arrives. When they go to the Mother Superior, another accident causes Monsignor Ratliffe to fall on top of the nuns. Moe, Larry and Curly, thinking he is "getting fresh" with the nuns, attack him, until Mother Superior stops them. Ratliffe will not adopt them either as he is on official business.

Mother Superior tells everyone that the orphanage must close at the end of the month. Ratliffe tells the nuns they will be spread around the diocese and the children will be sent to foster homes unless they can raise $830,000 in 30 days. The trio volunteers to try to raise the money. Some of the nuns think they can't succeed, as they know only nuns and kids, but Mother Superior thinks otherwise.

Act / Episode 2: The Bananas Split

A subplot involves a woman named Lydia, who wants to kill her husband so she can be with her lover, Mac, and inherit her husband's considerable fortune. She finds the trio and offers to pay them the money they need to take care of the hit job, pretending that Mac is her terminally ill husband that wants to be put out of his misery and have him switch with her real husband when the moment comes. They botch the job by promptly letting Curly push Mac in front of a bus and leave Mac in traction in the hospital. When they try to visit Mac in the hospital to finish the job (failing to do so as Mac tells them that the incident cured his illness), they are chased by two police officers throughout the hospital and escape by jumping off the roof using a fire hose. They end up running into a now grown-up Teddy, who invites them to his anniversary party and an opportunity to settle at Teddy's home, but Moe refuses.

It is then revealed that Teddy is actually Lydia's husband. The trio's next scheme for raising the money is selling farm-raised salmon, with them scattering live salmon on a golf range and watering them like produce. But the same police officers from the hospital arrive at the golf course to arrest them and the trio gets chased off the golf course and they hide in an old building (getting in by using Curly as a battering ram to bust down the door). Inside, after having a slapstick fight, Larry and Curly scold Moe for rejecting Teddy's invitation and his father's earlier adoption attempt; they could have used his adoptive parents' wealth to help save the orphanage. Hurt, Moe tells them to leave, saying that he is tired of being with them. After deciding to split up, they leave the old building, with Moe left inside alone. Then it turns out that they were all on stage in front of an audition crew who select Moe to be the newest cast member of Jersey Shore as "Dyna-Moe".

Final Act / Episode 3: No Moe Mr. Nice Guy

Larry and Curly are getting along well without Moe, but then they start to worry about him, and decide to return to the orphanage to find him. There, they find out a girl named Murph is very ill but has not been taken to the hospital because the orphanage has no medical insurance. Sister Mary-Mengele angrily tells them that no one will insure the orphanage due to the trio's numerous accidents and injuries over the years, and the $830,000 is needed to cover medical bills that accumulated over the years.

Larry and Curly later meet up with Teddy's adopted father at his office to talk about what happened with the orphanage. Teddy's father confesses that Moe wanted him to go back for his friends to adopt them, and he thought three kids would be too many to handle, so he gave Moe back and took Teddy in his place. Then Larry and Curly discover a picture of Teddy and Mr. Harter with Lydia and Mac, and realize that Teddy is the husband that Lydia wanted to murder. In addition to this, they feel guilty for rebuking Moe in not accepting the Harter's adoption and decide to go find him.

Meanwhile, Moe has been causing a lot of havoc on Jersey Shore by slapping, eye-poking and head-bopping the cast members and not putting up with their spoiled antics. The cast goes to the producer and tells him to kick Moe off of the show or they will sue him. The producer then informs them that the show is all about the ratings and not them. Larry and Curly finally go to the set of Jersey Shore to reunite with Moe and they all head to the anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men.

When they get inside, Curly gives all the balloons to a little girl and she floats up into the air. Later, they get chased by the angry Lydia and Mac after the same girl's balloons are popped and she falls onto the wedding cake, destroying it. Moe, Larry, and Curly are chased into Teddy's bedroom, finding Teddy on the bed, drowsy. Mac then draws a gun on the trio, but Mr. Harter appears and tells Mac to put his gun down. Mac then confesses that Lydia was "calling the shots", but Mr. Harter corrects Mac and admits that he was the real mastermind and Lydia was working for him. He married into the money and was incensed to find out the money was left to Teddy and not him when Teddy's mother died years earlier.

They are taken for a ride, but the car crashes into a lake when Curly's pet rat Nippy digs into Lydia's breasts. They all escape when Curly farted, and Moe ignites it with some "easy-light, waterproof safety matches" that Larry had, causing enough of an explosion to blow out the windows. Once they are back on land, Mr. Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested, and Teddy thanks the trio for saving him. When the trio requests the $830,000 from Teddy, he declines, stating he refuses to help the same orphanage that gave him up to a father that tried to kill him.

A couple of months later, the trio return to the now-condemned/abandoned orphanage. They feel bad for feeling like failures, but then they hear kids laughing, swimming and playing. When they investigate, they find out a brand new orphanage was built next door, complete with a swimming pool, a basketball court, and a tennis court. They soon learn that the money came from the Jersey Shore's producers who consider this as an advance payment in relation to a new reality show, Nuns vs. Nitwits, in which the entire trio will take part.

Murph is revealed to be perfectly fine and her illness was due to metal poisoning (with Larry saying he has always suspected there was too much iron in the water). Then she, along with her friend Peezer and his brother Weezer (the latter thought to have been lost forever to a foster home), will be adopted by Teddy and his new fiancée, Ling, who was Teddy's father's secretary. In the end, after Curly accidentally knocks Sister Mary-Mengele into the pool with a folded-up diving board as the orphange celebrates the adoption, the trio run away, bounce off some trampolines over the hedge and onto some mules, on which they clumsily ride away into the distance.

Post-script epilogue

An epilogue consists of two actors playing Bobby and Peter Farrelly, explaining that the stunts were all done by professionals, showing the foam rubber props used in the film for the trio to hit one another, demonstrating the fake eye-poke trick (to the eyebrows), and advising children not to try any of the stunts at home.

During the end credits, a music video plays showing the Stooges and Sister Rosemary performing "It's a Shame", originally recorded by The Spinners in 1970, interspersed with excerpts from deleted scenes and a couple of brief outtakes. Though credited to "The Spinners and The Three Stooges", Hudson's own distinctive vocals can also be heard.

[Bugeater]

This thread reminds me of the plot of the 2012 film The Three Stooges. Here's a brief summary for anyone who's interested:

Act / Episode 1: More Orphan Than Not

35 years in the past, the children at the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage are playing soccer with an old soda can in the frontyard. Sister Mary-Mengele, the meanest and strictest nun in the orphanage, tells them to go inside and do their chores. They try singing "Everybody is Special", but she tells them to shut up and go work. Later, three destructive infants, Moe, Larry and Curly, are thrown in a duffel bag onto the orphanage's doorstep from an unknown person's car. The trio subsequently wreaks havoc in the place, terrifying the nuns—especially Sister Mary-Mengele, who has always hated them.

Ten years later, desperate to be rid of the three, the nuns tell a prospectively adoptive couple that the trio are the only three children available. They're then forced to add a fourth for consideration when a boy named Teddy wanders into the room. The couple, the Harters, decides to pick Moe; but when he requests that Larry and Curly join him, they take him back to the orphanage and choose Teddy instead. Hiding his true motives, Moe tells Larry and Curly that he came back because the Harters were only going to make him do chores.

25 years later, in the present, the trio are adults, still living at the orphanage and working as maintenance men. Monsignor Ratliffe arrives and tells Mother Superior that the orphanage must be closed, and she tells Sister Mary-Mengele to fetch the trio. The three are trying to fix the malfunctioning bell on the roof; but when Larry removes the bell's "DO NOT REMOVE" tag (misreading it as "Donut Remover"), it falls and injures Sister Mary-Mengele just as she arrives. When they go to the Mother Superior, another accident causes Monsignor Ratliffe to fall on top of the nuns. Moe, Larry and Curly, thinking he is "getting fresh" with the nuns, attack him, until Mother Superior stops them. Ratliffe will not adopt them either as he is on official business.

Mother Superior tells everyone that the orphanage must close at the end of the month. Ratliffe tells the nuns they will be spread around the diocese and the children will be sent to foster homes unless they can raise $830,000 in 30 days. The trio volunteers to try to raise the money. Some of the nuns think they can't succeed, as they know only nuns and kids, but Mother Superior thinks otherwise.

Act / Episode 2: The Bananas Split

A subplot involves a woman named Lydia, who wants to kill her husband so she can be with her lover, Mac, and inherit her husband's considerable fortune. She finds the trio and offers to pay them the money they need to take care of the hit job, pretending that Mac is her terminally ill husband that wants to be put out of his misery and have him switch with her real husband when the moment comes. They botch the job by promptly letting Curly push Mac in front of a bus and leave Mac in traction in the hospital. When they try to visit Mac in the hospital to finish the job (failing to do so as Mac tells them that the incident cured his illness), they are chased by two police officers throughout the hospital and escape by jumping off the roof using a fire hose. They end up running into a now grown-up Teddy, who invites them to his anniversary party and an opportunity to settle at Teddy's home, but Moe refuses.

It is then revealed that Teddy is actually Lydia's husband. The trio's next scheme for raising the money is selling farm-raised salmon, with them scattering live salmon on a golf range and watering them like produce. But the same police officers from the hospital arrive at the golf course to arrest them and the trio gets chased off the golf course and they hide in an old building (getting in by using Curly as a battering ram to bust down the door). Inside, after having a slapstick fight, Larry and Curly scold Moe for rejecting Teddy's invitation and his father's earlier adoption attempt; they could have used his adoptive parents' wealth to help save the orphanage. Hurt, Moe tells them to leave, saying that he is tired of being with them. After deciding to split up, they leave the old building, with Moe left inside alone. Then it turns out that they were all on stage in front of an audition crew who select Moe to be the newest cast member of Jersey Shore as "Dyna-Moe".

Final Act / Episode 3: No Moe Mr. Nice Guy

Larry and Curly are getting along well without Moe, but then they start to worry about him, and decide to return to the orphanage to find him. There, they find out a girl named Murph is very ill but has not been taken to the hospital because the orphanage has no medical insurance. Sister Mary-Mengele angrily tells them that no one will insure the orphanage due to the trio's numerous accidents and injuries over the years, and the $830,000 is needed to cover medical bills that accumulated over the years.

Larry and Curly later meet up with Teddy's adopted father at his office to talk about what happened with the orphanage. Teddy's father confesses that Moe wanted him to go back for his friends to adopt them, and he thought three kids would be too many to handle, so he gave Moe back and took Teddy in his place. Then Larry and Curly discover a picture of Teddy and Mr. Harter with Lydia and Mac, and realize that Teddy is the husband that Lydia wanted to murder. In addition to this, they feel guilty for rebuking Moe in not accepting the Harter's adoption and decide to go find him.

Meanwhile, Moe has been causing a lot of havoc on Jersey Shore by slapping, eye-poking and head-bopping the cast members and not putting up with their spoiled antics. The cast goes to the producer and tells him to kick Moe off of the show or they will sue him. The producer then informs them that the show is all about the ratings and not them. Larry and Curly finally go to the set of Jersey Shore to reunite with Moe and they all head to the anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men.

When they get inside, Curly gives all the balloons to a little girl and she floats up into the air. Later, they get chased by the angry Lydia and Mac after the same girl's balloons are popped and she falls onto the wedding cake, destroying it. Moe, Larry, and Curly are chased into Teddy's bedroom, finding Teddy on the bed, drowsy. Mac then draws a gun on the trio, but Mr. Harter appears and tells Mac to put his gun down. Mac then confesses that Lydia was "calling the shots", but Mr. Harter corrects Mac and admits that he was the real mastermind and Lydia was working for him. He married into the money and was incensed to find out the money was left to Teddy and not him when Teddy's mother died years earlier.

They are taken for a ride, but the car crashes into a lake when Curly's pet rat Nippy digs into Lydia's breasts. They all escape when Curly farted, and Moe ignites it with some "easy-light, waterproof safety matches" that Larry had, causing enough of an explosion to blow out the windows. Once they are back on land, Mr. Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested, and Teddy thanks the trio for saving him. When the trio requests the $830,000 from Teddy, he declines, stating he refuses to help the same orphanage that gave him up to a father that tried to kill him.

A couple of months later, the trio return to the now-condemned/abandoned orphanage. They feel bad for feeling like failures, but then they hear kids laughing, swimming and playing. When they investigate, they find out a brand new orphanage was built next door, complete with a swimming pool, a basketball court, and a tennis court. They soon learn that the money came from the Jersey Shore's producers who consider this as an advance payment in relation to a new reality show, Nuns vs. Nitwits, in which the entire trio will take part.

Murph is revealed to be perfectly fine and her illness was due to metal poisoning (with Larry saying he has always suspected there was too much iron in the water). Then she, along with her friend Peezer and his brother Weezer (the latter thought to have been lost forever to a foster home), will be adopted by Teddy and his new fiancée, Ling, who was Teddy's father's secretary. In the end, after Curly accidentally knocks Sister Mary-Mengele into the pool with a folded-up diving board as the orphange celebrates the adoption, the trio run away, bounce off some trampolines over the hedge and onto some mules, on which they clumsily ride away into the distance.

Post-script epilogue

An epilogue consists of two actors playing Bobby and Peter Farrelly, explaining that the stunts were all done by professionals, showing the foam rubber props used in the film for the trio to hit one another, demonstrating the fake eye-poke trick (to the eyebrows), and advising children not to try any of the stunts at home.

During the end credits, a music video plays showing the Stooges and Sister Rosemary performing "It's a Shame", originally recorded by The Spinners in 1970, interspersed with excerpts from deleted scenes and a couple of brief outtakes. Though credited to "The Spinners and The Three Stooges", Hudson's own distinctive vocals can also be heard.
thank u!

[Titty Meat]

This thread reminds me of the plot of the 2012 film The Three Stooges. Here's a brief summary for anyone who's interested:

Act / Episode 1: More Orphan Than Not

35 years in the past, the children at the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage are playing soccer with an old soda can in the frontyard. Sister Mary-Mengele, the meanest and strictest nun in the orphanage, tells them to go inside and do their chores. They try singing "Everybody is Special", but she tells them to shut up and go work. Later, three destructive infants, Moe, Larry and Curly, are thrown in a duffel bag onto the orphanage's doorstep from an unknown person's car. The trio subsequently wreaks havoc in the place, terrifying the nuns—especially Sister Mary-Mengele, who has always hated them.

Ten years later, desperate to be rid of the three, the nuns tell a prospectively adoptive couple that the trio are the only three children available. They're then forced to add a fourth for consideration when a boy named Teddy wanders into the room. The couple, the Harters, decides to pick Moe; but when he requests that Larry and Curly join him, they take him back to the orphanage and choose Teddy instead. Hiding his true motives, Moe tells Larry and Curly that he came back because the Harters were only going to make him do chores.

25 years later, in the present, the trio are adults, still living at the orphanage and working as maintenance men. Monsignor Ratliffe arrives and tells Mother Superior that the orphanage must be closed, and she tells Sister Mary-Mengele to fetch the trio. The three are trying to fix the malfunctioning bell on the roof; but when Larry removes the bell's "DO NOT REMOVE" tag (misreading it as "Donut Remover"), it falls and injures Sister Mary-Mengele just as she arrives. When they go to the Mother Superior, another accident causes Monsignor Ratliffe to fall on top of the nuns. Moe, Larry and Curly, thinking he is "getting fresh" with the nuns, attack him, until Mother Superior stops them. Ratliffe will not adopt them either as he is on official business.

Mother Superior tells everyone that the orphanage must close at the end of the month. Ratliffe tells the nuns they will be spread around the diocese and the children will be sent to foster homes unless they can raise $830,000 in 30 days. The trio volunteers to try to raise the money. Some of the nuns think they can't succeed, as they know only nuns and kids, but Mother Superior thinks otherwise.

Act / Episode 2: The Bananas Split

A subplot involves a woman named Lydia, who wants to kill her husband so she can be with her lover, Mac, and inherit her husband's considerable fortune. She finds the trio and offers to pay them the money they need to take care of the hit job, pretending that Mac is her terminally ill husband that wants to be put out of his misery and have him switch with her real husband when the moment comes. They botch the job by promptly letting Curly push Mac in front of a bus and leave Mac in traction in the hospital. When they try to visit Mac in the hospital to finish the job (failing to do so as Mac tells them that the incident cured his illness), they are chased by two police officers throughout the hospital and escape by jumping off the roof using a fire hose. They end up running into a now grown-up Teddy, who invites them to his anniversary party and an opportunity to settle at Teddy's home, but Moe refuses.

It is then revealed that Teddy is actually Lydia's husband. The trio's next scheme for raising the money is selling farm-raised salmon, with them scattering live salmon on a golf range and watering them like produce. But the same police officers from the hospital arrive at the golf course to arrest them and the trio gets chased off the golf course and they hide in an old building (getting in by using Curly as a battering ram to bust down the door). Inside, after having a slapstick fight, Larry and Curly scold Moe for rejecting Teddy's invitation and his father's earlier adoption attempt; they could have used his adoptive parents' wealth to help save the orphanage. Hurt, Moe tells them to leave, saying that he is tired of being with them. After deciding to split up, they leave the old building, with Moe left inside alone. Then it turns out that they were all on stage in front of an audition crew who select Moe to be the newest cast member of Jersey Shore as "Dyna-Moe".

Final Act / Episode 3: No Moe Mr. Nice Guy

Larry and Curly are getting along well without Moe, but then they start to worry about him, and decide to return to the orphanage to find him. There, they find out a girl named Murph is very ill but has not been taken to the hospital because the orphanage has no medical insurance. Sister Mary-Mengele angrily tells them that no one will insure the orphanage due to the trio's numerous accidents and injuries over the years, and the $830,000 is needed to cover medical bills that accumulated over the years.

Larry and Curly later meet up with Teddy's adopted father at his office to talk about what happened with the orphanage. Teddy's father confesses that Moe wanted him to go back for his friends to adopt them, and he thought three kids would be too many to handle, so he gave Moe back and took Teddy in his place. Then Larry and Curly discover a picture of Teddy and Mr. Harter with Lydia and Mac, and realize that Teddy is the husband that Lydia wanted to murder. In addition to this, they feel guilty for rebuking Moe in not accepting the Harter's adoption and decide to go find him.

Meanwhile, Moe has been causing a lot of havoc on Jersey Shore by slapping, eye-poking and head-bopping the cast members and not putting up with their spoiled antics. The cast goes to the producer and tells him to kick Moe off of the show or they will sue him. The producer then informs them that the show is all about the ratings and not them. Larry and Curly finally go to the set of Jersey Shore to reunite with Moe and they all head to the anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men.

When they get inside, Curly gives all the balloons to a little girl and she floats up into the air. Later, they get chased by the angry Lydia and Mac after the same girl's balloons are popped and she falls onto the wedding cake, destroying it. Moe, Larry, and Curly are chased into Teddy's bedroom, finding Teddy on the bed, drowsy. Mac then draws a gun on the trio, but Mr. Harter appears and tells Mac to put his gun down. Mac then confesses that Lydia was "calling the shots", but Mr. Harter corrects Mac and admits that he was the real mastermind and Lydia was working for him. He married into the money and was incensed to find out the money was left to Teddy and not him when Teddy's mother died years earlier.

They are taken for a ride, but the car crashes into a lake when Curly's pet rat Nippy digs into Lydia's breasts. They all escape when Curly farted, and Moe ignites it with some "easy-light, waterproof safety matches" that Larry had, causing enough of an explosion to blow out the windows. Once they are back on land, Mr. Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested, and Teddy thanks the trio for saving him. When the trio requests the $830,000 from Teddy, he declines, stating he refuses to help the same orphanage that gave him up to a father that tried to kill him.

A couple of months later, the trio return to the now-condemned/abandoned orphanage. They feel bad for feeling like failures, but then they hear kids laughing, swimming and playing. When they investigate, they find out a brand new orphanage was built next door, complete with a swimming pool, a basketball court, and a tennis court. They soon learn that the money came from the Jersey Shore's producers who consider this as an advance payment in relation to a new reality show, Nuns vs. Nitwits, in which the entire trio will take part.

Murph is revealed to be perfectly fine and her illness was due to metal poisoning (with Larry saying he has always suspected there was too much iron in the water). Then she, along with her friend Peezer and his brother Weezer (the latter thought to have been lost forever to a foster home), will be adopted by Teddy and his new fiancée, Ling, who was Teddy's father's secretary. In the end, after Curly accidentally knocks Sister Mary-Mengele into the pool with a folded-up diving board as the orphange celebrates the adoption, the trio run away, bounce off some trampolines over the hedge and onto some mules, on which they clumsily ride away into the distance.

Post-script epilogue

An epilogue consists of two actors playing Bobby and Peter Farrelly, explaining that the stunts were all done by professionals, showing the foam rubber props used in the film for the trio to hit one another, demonstrating the fake eye-poke trick (to the eyebrows), and advising children not to try any of the stunts at home.

During the end credits, a music video plays showing the Stooges and Sister Rosemary performing "It's a Shame", originally recorded by The Spinners in 1970, interspersed with excerpts from deleted scenes and a couple of brief outtakes. Though credited to "The Spinners and The Three Stooges", Hudson's own distinctive vocals can also be heard.

CUM!!!1!

[Titty Meat]

I hope -King- gets BANDED!!!

-Queen-

[TwistedChief]

Next discussion point:

How much of a loser would you need to be for someone to label you "one of King's stooges"?

Like some combination of JakeF's smile, Red Dawg's sensitive side, and DTVietnam's empathy?

[Zebedee DuBois]

Stoogery has a long rich history here on Chiefs Planet.

That is why we specifically stock a stooge emoji Stooges

I recall the days when Stooges was the collective term for our offensive, defensive and special teams coordinators.

To elevate the term to describe posters who enjoy Simply Red - is a great and wonderful example of how far we have come as Chiefs Fans.

[Eleazar]

Simply Red's is the only newsletter I would subscribe to.

[kcgreene]

How many posts before carcosa will guess Bearcat's guess of smithandrew051's favorite professional football (NFL) team?

Can we get a clue by chance?

[Coochie liquor]

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[Demonpenz]

Simply Red fixeded my garbage disposal

[Demonpenz]

This thread has more yellow boxes than nam

[KCUnited]

SR brings dogs back to life

[InvinciBill]

Can we get a clue by chance?

Here is a clue about InvinciBill's prediction for carcosa's guess of Bearcat's guess of smithandrew051's favorite National Football League club:

It starts with "Kansas Ci" ;)

[smithandrew051]

Can we get a clue by chance?

One hint. I like this team.

[smithandrew051]

One hint. I like this team.

Read this post and look left.

[carcosa]

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This is giving king entirely too much credit. Those folks look interesting

[Bearcat]

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[InvinciBill]

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I freakin' knew it

[HC_Chief]

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[smithandrew051]

Can confirm. It’s the Kansas City Chiefs.

[KurtCobain]

This thread got a invincibill sighting!

Also, back when I posted and frequented more often, I would've thought -king- would fall into the category of what he's currently hating on? Or has he become an asshole? Asking for a friend-with-benifets.

[Simply Red]

Can confirm. It’s the Kansas City Chiefs.

in agreement with this!

[TwistedChief]

Did Simply Red bang King’s wife?

[RealSNR]

All hail Simply Red! Leader of the stooges! Friend of the twitter tards! Facebook PM professional! And one seemingly very nice fellow!

[Eleazar]

SR taught me how to love a woman and how to discipline a child.

[KC Hawks]

I like the Kansas City C's and I'm not afraid to admit it!

[carcosa]

Did Simply Red bang King’s wife?

Yip

[KC Hawks]

Simply Red is Simply Nice and so are his stooges!!!

[Titty Meat]

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I what u don't see is my assless chaps in that picture

[KS Smitty]

Can confirm. It’s the Kansas City Chiefs.

Yip me too!

[kcgreene]

Can confirm. It’s the Kansas City Chiefs.

You know... I had a feeling... I just wasn't COMPLETELY sure...

I too have decided that the Kansas City Chiefs are my Favorite National Football League Franchise and that I will support them in the upcoming contests this year!

[New World Order]

Don’t mind me, im just sipping on baja blast as I check my MySpace.

Add me! TrentGreen4Life

Thnx bye!

[Fish]

Simply Red showed up at the George Brett statue one time.

8 women went home pregnant. 1 former lesbian. Not saying it was all SR. But it was probably all SR..

[kcgreene]

Simply Red showed up at the George Brett statue one time.

8 women went home pregnant. 1 former lesbian. Not saying it was all SR. But it was probably all SR..

I heard he also beat the Sun in a staring contest that day...

[KCUnited]

Before SR came into my life I was wearing shorts from Costco

[Bearcat]

Before SR came into my life, I was wearing ankle socks.

[smithandrew051]

I saw Simply Red wear a live rattlesnake as a condom

[kcgreene]

I heard that SR lost his virginity before his father did...

[Bearcat]

SR fixes DaFace's shit.

[Zebedee DuBois]

SR fixes DaFace's shit.

ooooh. I like that one.

[FlaChief58]

SR fixes DaFace's shit.

I wish he'd fix it so I don't get logged out every time I leave cp

[Sassy Squatch]

SR was once bitten by a King Cobra. After 3 long and painful days of suffering, the snake died.

[smithandrew051]

SR taught me how to love a woman and scold a child

[Sassy Squatch]

SR can gargle peanut butter.

[Titty Meat]

SR taught me how to perform edging

[Wisconsin_Chief]

https://i.imgur.com/KYKky3p.jpg

I have no words to describe the greatness of this meme.

Thank you for this. From the bottom of my stooge heart.

[Zap Rowsdower]

If I forward this thread to 14 grandmas who live in Raytown, can I be a Simply Red Stooge?

[seclark]

I’m 62 and I’ve got box sets of the stooges.
But if it weren’t for sr, I’d have never known the pleasure of taking a shit at a kohl’s, when you’re in a bind.

For a guy whose wife shops all the time, and I spend my time sitting in the car/truck, the kohl’s tip was nails.

Bless you sr
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[smithandrew051]

I have no words to describe the greatness of this meme.

Thank you for this. From the bottom of my stooge heart.

That is one of my favorite CP-made memes I’ve ever seen

[Spott]

Some threads are difficult to fap to. This is definitely not one of them.

[carcosa]

Some threads are difficult to fap to.

Not in my experience!!!

[bdj23]

I don't interact with SR a whole lot, but he's left me nice rep messages when I've posted doom and gloom about my real life. So he's cool in my book.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Hey Siri send king a PM telling him to eat fuck pie and also call him a queer

[Jewish Rabbi]

Hey Siri send king a PM telling him to eat fuck pie and also call him a queer

Okay wait something didn’t work right !!!

[JohnnyHammersticks]

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[TLO]

This thread should go to the Hall of Classics for the number of yellow boxes and general epicness!!!!

[Pablo]

Spoke to SR and he said he hopes king has a nice day!

Humility abound with that guy!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Anyone who's got a problem with it can get their pain threshold tested at the George Brett Statue

You forgot to mention to bring Anal Lube!

[BryanBusby]

BRB getting my dick branded to say Simply Red Stooge

[Jewish Rabbi]

BRB getting my dick branded to say Simply Red Stooge

Post a pic next to a stick of Old Spice

[Bugeater]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Simply Red can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

[BryanBusby]

Post a pic next to a stick of Old Spice

Let me see if I still got the ol travel size stick

Enhance

Enhance

Enhance

Enhance

Enhance

[smithandrew051]

With all these posts getting the gold square, it would be hilarious is king posted in here and got down voted into oblivion.

[smithandrew051]

This thread should go to the Hall of Classics for the number of yellow boxes and general epicness!!!!

Okay now that would be epic

[kysirsoze]

How many posts before carcosa will guess Bearcat's guess of smithandrew051's favorite professional football (NFL) team?

LMAO What salty InvinciBill hater gave the only thumbs down in this (beautiful) circle jerk of a thread??

[Ming the Merciless]

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ****ed up




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[Sassy Squatch]

Little known fact, but SR has the worlds best poker face. He once won the World Series of Poker in 1986 using a Get Out of Jail Free Monopoly card and a Green #4 from Uno.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

This seems like the thread to request the unbanning of Ubeja Vontell. I miss messing with him. Can I get a yip?

[KCUnited]

As was written, Jesus returned to Earth, he stopped by the Maury Povich show and SR is indeed the father

[Jewish Rabbi]

This seems like the thread to request the unbanning of Ubeja Vontell. I miss messing with him. Can I get a yip?

Too bad he’s fuckin dead

[Coochie liquor]

The Simply Red action figure has had sex with more women than most men.

[Simply Red]

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HMU on myspace - I am liking that voice and super hornay!

[Coochie liquor]

This seems like the thread to request the unbanning of Ubeja Vontell. I miss messing with him. Can I get a yip?

I was thinking more along the lines of Sweet Daddy Hate…

[KC Hawks]

Give this post a thumbs up ONLY if you like SR, KC Chiefs football, www.chiefsplanet.com, Taco Bell, pooping at Kohl's, and are HORNY!!!

[Jewish Rabbi]

Give this post a thumbs up ONLY if you like SR, KC Chiefs football, www.chiefsplanet.com, Taco Bell, pooping at Kohl's, and are HORNY!!!

I also like LJS

[InvinciBill]

LMAO What salty InvinciBill hater gave the only thumbs down in this (beautiful) circle jerk of a thread??

If this post gets a gold box I’ll reveal the numbnuts’ name! LFG!

[smithandrew051]

Give this post a thumbs up ONLY if you like SR, KC Chiefs football, www.chiefsplanet.com, Taco Bell, pooping at Kohl's, and are HORNY!!!

You can consider me an inspector at UPS, because I check those boxes

[InvinciBill]

LMAO What salty InvinciBill hater gave the only thumbs down in this (beautiful) circle jerk of a thread??

If this post gets a gold box I’ll reveal the numbnuts’ name! LFG!

It was MarkDavis’Haircut.

[smithandrew051]

It was MarkDavis’Haircut.

I freaking knew it

[Simply Red]

It was MarkDavis’Haircut.

any eye for an eye - you know the drill.

[Lumpy]

Simply Red, who?!

[InvinciBill]

any eye for an eye - you know the drill.

To his credit, I think he’s the only -King- stooge

[KCUnited]

It was MarkDavis’Haircut.

DEAD MEAT

[smithandrew051]

If any post in this thread goes gold, I will like the Kansas City Chiefs

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If any post in this thread goes gold, I will like the Kansas City Chiefs

You're part of the problem!

[Jewish Rabbi]

You're part of the problem!

What’s the problem? Bathroom lines too long at Kohl’s now?

[Simply Red]

Simply Red, who?!

It's great to see you posting, I hope you're doing good! Thank you for busing my balls. :) we need a new night crew place to post, like the good old days!

[Simply Red]

What’s the problem? Bathroom lines too long at Kohl’s now?

I don't know If you guys have Belk there but if so; hit up their facility! So clean and non outdated brass fixtures, spotless, bleach like smell. Soft lighting - basically vacant (it was just me and Big Bill.)

[DaFace]

I wish he'd fix it so I don't get logged out every time I leave cpClear cookies. Make sure your bookmark uses https.

[Ming the Merciless]

I wish he'd fix it so I don't get logged out every time I leave cp

just do

format c: |y

[dlphg9]

It was MarkDavis’Haircut.

You mean Clay'sCockGobbler?

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Clear cookies. Make sure your bookmark uses https.

He meant http. The S stands for spy. Common mistake o:-).

[cabletech94]

Simply Red taught me of Taco Mayo and how to make love to a woman. And not necessarily in that order.

[srvy]

Wow this was some thread and don't know why I missed and passed it by. Who could have a bad vibes on SR? He was probably drunk and beating his wife as I post this. Evil man this King without a Castle or Crown.

[Fish]

Who ordered the platter?

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[Jewish Rabbi]

Who ordered the platter?

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We all did

[FlaChief58]

Clear cookies. Make sure your bookmark uses https.

Thanks, that appears to have fixed it

[Simply Red]

Thanks, that appears to have fixed it

yw!

[loochy]

ALRIGHT KING....WHERE ARE YOU, YOU DOUCHEBAG? COME OWN THIS SHIT.

[Jewish Rabbi]

This thread reminds me of the plot of the 2012 film The Three Stooges. Here's a brief summary for anyone who's interested:

Act / Episode 1: More Orphan Than Not

35 years in the past, the children at the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage are playing soccer with an old soda can in the frontyard. Sister Mary-Mengele, the meanest and strictest nun in the orphanage, tells them to go inside and do their chores. They try singing "Everybody is Special", but she tells them to shut up and go work. Later, three destructive infants, Moe, Larry and Curly, are thrown in a duffel bag onto the orphanage's doorstep from an unknown person's car. The trio subsequently wreaks havoc in the place, terrifying the nuns—especially Sister Mary-Mengele, who has always hated them.

Ten years later, desperate to be rid of the three, the nuns tell a prospectively adoptive couple that the trio are the only three children available. They're then forced to add a fourth for consideration when a boy named Teddy wanders into the room. The couple, the Harters, decides to pick Moe; but when he requests that Larry and Curly join him, they take him back to the orphanage and choose Teddy instead. Hiding his true motives, Moe tells Larry and Curly that he came back because the Harters were only going to make him do chores.

25 years later, in the present, the trio are adults, still living at the orphanage and working as maintenance men. Monsignor Ratliffe arrives and tells Mother Superior that the orphanage must be closed, and she tells Sister Mary-Mengele to fetch the trio. The three are trying to fix the malfunctioning bell on the roof; but when Larry removes the bell's "DO NOT REMOVE" tag (misreading it as "Donut Remover"), it falls and injures Sister Mary-Mengele just as she arrives. When they go to the Mother Superior, another accident causes Monsignor Ratliffe to fall on top of the nuns. Moe, Larry and Curly, thinking he is "getting fresh" with the nuns, attack him, until Mother Superior stops them. Ratliffe will not adopt them either as he is on official business.

Mother Superior tells everyone that the orphanage must close at the end of the month. Ratliffe tells the nuns they will be spread around the diocese and the children will be sent to foster homes unless they can raise $830,000 in 30 days. The trio volunteers to try to raise the money. Some of the nuns think they can't succeed, as they know only nuns and kids, but Mother Superior thinks otherwise.

Act / Episode 2: The Bananas Split

A subplot involves a woman named Lydia, who wants to kill her husband so she can be with her lover, Mac, and inherit her husband's considerable fortune. She finds the trio and offers to pay them the money they need to take care of the hit job, pretending that Mac is her terminally ill husband that wants to be put out of his misery and have him switch with her real husband when the moment comes. They botch the job by promptly letting Curly push Mac in front of a bus and leave Mac in traction in the hospital. When they try to visit Mac in the hospital to finish the job (failing to do so as Mac tells them that the incident cured his illness), they are chased by two police officers throughout the hospital and escape by jumping off the roof using a fire hose. They end up running into a now grown-up Teddy, who invites them to his anniversary party and an opportunity to settle at Teddy's home, but Moe refuses.

It is then revealed that Teddy is actually Lydia's husband. The trio's next scheme for raising the money is selling farm-raised salmon, with them scattering live salmon on a golf range and watering them like produce. But the same police officers from the hospital arrive at the golf course to arrest them and the trio gets chased off the golf course and they hide in an old building (getting in by using Curly as a battering ram to bust down the door). Inside, after having a slapstick fight, Larry and Curly scold Moe for rejecting Teddy's invitation and his father's earlier adoption attempt; they could have used his adoptive parents' wealth to help save the orphanage. Hurt, Moe tells them to leave, saying that he is tired of being with them. After deciding to split up, they leave the old building, with Moe left inside alone. Then it turns out that they were all on stage in front of an audition crew who select Moe to be the newest cast member of Jersey Shore as "Dyna-Moe".

Final Act / Episode 3: No Moe Mr. Nice Guy

Larry and Curly are getting along well without Moe, but then they start to worry about him, and decide to return to the orphanage to find him. There, they find out a girl named Murph is very ill but has not been taken to the hospital because the orphanage has no medical insurance. Sister Mary-Mengele angrily tells them that no one will insure the orphanage due to the trio's numerous accidents and injuries over the years, and the $830,000 is needed to cover medical bills that accumulated over the years.

Larry and Curly later meet up with Teddy's adopted father at his office to talk about what happened with the orphanage. Teddy's father confesses that Moe wanted him to go back for his friends to adopt them, and he thought three kids would be too many to handle, so he gave Moe back and took Teddy in his place. Then Larry and Curly discover a picture of Teddy and Mr. Harter with Lydia and Mac, and realize that Teddy is the husband that Lydia wanted to murder. In addition to this, they feel guilty for rebuking Moe in not accepting the Harter's adoption and decide to go find him.

Meanwhile, Moe has been causing a lot of havoc on Jersey Shore by slapping, eye-poking and head-bopping the cast members and not putting up with their spoiled antics. The cast goes to the producer and tells him to kick Moe off of the show or they will sue him. The producer then informs them that the show is all about the ratings and not them. Larry and Curly finally go to the set of Jersey Shore to reunite with Moe and they all head to the anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men.

When they get inside, Curly gives all the balloons to a little girl and she floats up into the air. Later, they get chased by the angry Lydia and Mac after the same girl's balloons are popped and she falls onto the wedding cake, destroying it. Moe, Larry, and Curly are chased into Teddy's bedroom, finding Teddy on the bed, drowsy. Mac then draws a gun on the trio, but Mr. Harter appears and tells Mac to put his gun down. Mac then confesses that Lydia was "calling the shots", but Mr. Harter corrects Mac and admits that he was the real mastermind and Lydia was working for him. He married into the money and was incensed to find out the money was left to Teddy and not him when Teddy's mother died years earlier.

They are taken for a ride, but the car crashes into a lake when Curly's pet rat Nippy digs into Lydia's breasts. They all escape when Curly farted, and Moe ignites it with some "easy-light, waterproof safety matches" that Larry had, causing enough of an explosion to blow out the windows. Once they are back on land, Mr. Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested, and Teddy thanks the trio for saving him. When the trio requests the $830,000 from Teddy, he declines, stating he refuses to help the same orphanage that gave him up to a father that tried to kill him.

A couple of months later, the trio return to the now-condemned/abandoned orphanage. They feel bad for feeling like failures, but then they hear kids laughing, swimming and playing. When they investigate, they find out a brand new orphanage was built next door, complete with a swimming pool, a basketball court, and a tennis court. They soon learn that the money came from the Jersey Shore's producers who consider this as an advance payment in relation to a new reality show, Nuns vs. Nitwits, in which the entire trio will take part.

Murph is revealed to be perfectly fine and her illness was due to metal poisoning (with Larry saying he has always suspected there was too much iron in the water). Then she, along with her friend Peezer and his brother Weezer (the latter thought to have been lost forever to a foster home), will be adopted by Teddy and his new fiancée, Ling, who was Teddy's father's secretary. In the end, after Curly accidentally knocks Sister Mary-Mengele into the pool with a folded-up diving board as the orphange celebrates the adoption, the trio run away, bounce off some trampolines over the hedge and onto some mules, on which they clumsily ride away into the distance.

Post-script epilogue

An epilogue consists of two actors playing Bobby and Peter Farrelly, explaining that the stunts were all done by professionals, showing the foam rubber props used in the film for the trio to hit one another, demonstrating the fake eye-poke trick (to the eyebrows), and advising children not to try any of the stunts at home.

During the end credits, a music video plays showing the Stooges and Sister Rosemary performing "It's a Shame", originally recorded by The Spinners in 1970, interspersed with excerpts from deleted scenes and a couple of brief outtakes. Though credited to "The Spinners and The Three Stooges", Hudson's own distinctive vocals can also be heard.

Best post in this thread honestly

[smithandrew051]

Best post in this thread honestly

I think he missed a few key points. I’d like to see a less brief synopsis.

[cabletech94]

This thread has more yellow boxes than nam

I think this is a seriously underrated post. Thank you, YOU seem nice.

[Bearcat]

When I'm scrolling through this thread and see a bunch of posts with 4 thumbs up...


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[Sassy Squatch]

SR once uppercutted a horse. We now call them giraffes.

[cabletech94]

Simply Red went to a feminist conference once. He came home with a freshly ironed shirt and a Sammich.

[Ming the Merciless]

When Simply Red does pushups, the Earth's Orbit shifts downward permanently.

[carcosa]

Best post in this thread honestly

Thank u!

[Simply Red]

I can't wait to cum to Patrick Mahomes first TD pass tomorrow.

[Chieftain]

Mitchell Schwartz is not a Simply Red stooge.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Would like the stooges advice on how to prevent another "hundred wiper" no man's ass should experience this...

[Simply Red]

Would like the stooges advice on how to prevent another "hundred wiper" no man's ass should experience this...

Those buttwipe things.

[Easy 6]

Count me in the Stooge Army, Simply Red can slam a revolving door

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Maybe more fiber? Never ending mud

[Jewish Rabbi]

Would like the stooges advice on how to prevent another "hundred wiper" no man's ass should experience this...

Taco Bell. Either eat more, or less.

[Pepe Silvia]

Would like the stooges advice on how to prevent another "hundred wiper" no man's ass should experience this...

Once you are done with the tee pee do a once over with a clean paper towel. Works great.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Once you are done with the tee pee do a once over with a clean paper towel. Works great.

Still wiping

[Pepe Silvia]

Still wiping

Take a shower then.

[Fish]

Those buttwipe things.

https://dudeproducts.com/cdn/shop/files/chad_585x.jpg?v=1621956061

[T-post Tom]

Would like the stooges advice on how to prevent another "hundred wiper" no man's ass should experience this...

Colostomy bag

[DaFace]

Would like the stooges advice on how to prevent another "hundred wiper" no man's ass should experience this...Bidet is the correct answer here.

[deegs]

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In the game of football the Quarterback is considered to be the most important position, and they’re generally tasked with lobbing the ball forward to wide receivers. Some are better than others, while some throw errant passes to receivers with defenders draped over them. Some teams, for reasons unknown, employ running backs to be their quarterback. I’ll touch on this position’s best in a moment.

Interesting tidbits- There’s a team from Kansas City (KC Chiefs) that I have found rooting for. They’re actually my favorite team. There’s, apparently, 31 other teams in the league but I’m pretty sure the average person couldn’t name even 2 of them (they’re all that bad). One that comes to mind is the Raiders. They’ve played in so many cities that I’m sure they’re unaware of where to call home. They only sign felons and their fans are all junkies, gang members, or trailer trash. It certainly makes for an interesting sight. The other 2 are the Denver Broncos and the Southern California Chargers. Both teams are dogshit, despite yearly championships being given to them before playing a single game. The Chargers are particularly interesting because nobody really wants them and, last I heard, they have like 6 fans scattered throughout the southwestern United States. You may be surprised to hear that the Chiefs are one of the more popular teams on this message board.

The Chiefs (KC) have a young quarterback named Patrick Mahomes that is pretty darn good. Handsome lad to boot.

[crazycoffey]

Sir Galant was the the most honorable knight on the battlefield; Sir Lancelot was feared by all.

But the knight even a Simply Red stooge wouldn’t want to face, was Sir Prise…..

[KCUnited]

I can't wait to cum to Patrick Mahomes first TD pass tomorrow.

I'm sure the yield will be enough to feed all of Ethiopia, which is very sweet of you

[Lumpy]

It's great to see you posting, I hope you're doing good! Thank you for busing my balls. :) we need a new night crew place to post, like the good old days!

It’s been a rough couple of years, but things are getting better. Hope all is well, SR!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'm a proud stooge! Now meet me at Shoneys to settle this beef!

[TLO]

There's so many yellow boxes

[DrunkBassGuitar]

I demand a yellow box

(yes I know the yummy asians thread exists)

[Wisconsin_Chief]

In the game of football the Quarterback is considered to be the most important position, and they’re generally tasked with lobbing the ball forward to wide receivers. Some are better than others, while some throw errant passes to receivers with defenders draped over them. Some teams, for reasons unknown, employ running backs to be their quarterback. I’ll touch on this position’s best in a moment.

Interesting tidbits- There’s a team from Kansas City (KC Chiefs) that I have found rooting for. They’re actually my favorite team. There’s, apparently, 31 other teams in the league but I’m pretty sure the average person couldn’t name even 2 of them (they’re all that bad). One that comes to mind is the Raiders. They’ve played in so many cities that I’m sure they’re unaware of where to call home. They only sign felons and their fans are all junkies, gang members, or trailer trash. It certainly makes for an interesting sight. The other 2 are the Denver Broncos and the Southern California Chargers. Both teams are dogshit, despite yearly championships being given to them before playing a single game. The Chargers are particularly interesting because nobody really wants them and, last I heard, they have like 6 fans scattered throughout the southwestern United States. You may be surprised to hear that the Chiefs are one of the more popular teams on this message board.

The Chiefs (KC) have a young quarterback named Patrick Mahomes that is pretty darn good. Handsome lad to boot.

I can't tell you how happy this post makes me. I enjoyed reading it quite a lot, almost as much as I enjoy watching the Kansas City pro football organization that you mentioned, of whom I am also a relatively passionate fan of. By passionate, I mean I like them so very much.

So thank you!

[smithandrew051]

I hope Simply Red is having a great day!!!

PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

[KC Hawks]

I sure do miss him!!! Hope KC Chiefs have him HORNY!!!

[Jewish Rabbi]

Hopefully my pal Simply SR watches the KC Chiefs in the Super Bowl from a Kohl’s shitter stall

[cabletech94]

I simply miss Simply Red.

[Bugeater]

Sooo....Dartgod pissed off Simply Red back in October, and he hasn't been back since.

THANKS DARTGOD

[Bugeater]

EVERYBODY THANK DARTGOD

[Fish]

Dartgod is a big jerk!

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[Pepe Silvia]

Hes very mysterious.

[TLO]

What did Dartgod do/say?

[Otter]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.

[TLO]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.

That's harsh

[carcosa]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.

Rude much????

[RealSNR]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.


He lives at home? You don’t say!

Where the hell do you live? On the moon?

[Sofa King]

He lives at home? You don’t say!

Where the hell do you live? On the moon?

LMAO LMAO

[Mr. Plow]

He lives at home? You don’t say!

Where the hell do you live? On the moon?

LMAO:clap:

[Titty Meat]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.

You still have a chance to edit your post fuck boy

[Why Not?]

LMAOHe lives at home? You don’t say!

Where the hell do you live? On the moon?

[Sassy Squatch]

What kind of faggot lives at home?

[smithandrew051]

Yeah, I used to live at home…back when I was GAY!

[Spott]

Yeah, I used to live at home…back when I was GAY!

You know how I know you’re gay? Because you live at home. :)

[Bugeater]

What did Dartgod do/say?

Look at SR's post history

[Jewish Rabbi]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.

Okay I hope you literally never post again!!!

[carcosa]

This thread reminds me of the plot of the 2012 film The Three Stooges. Here's a brief summary for anyone who's interested:

Act / Episode 1: More Orphan Than Not

35 years in the past, the children at the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage are playing soccer with an old soda can in the frontyard. Sister Mary-Mengele, the meanest and strictest nun in the orphanage, tells them to go inside and do their chores. They try singing "Everybody is Special", but she tells them to shut up and go work. Later, three destructive infants, Moe, Larry and Curly, are thrown in a duffel bag onto the orphanage's doorstep from an unknown person's car. The trio subsequently wreaks havoc in the place, terrifying the nuns—especially Sister Mary-Mengele, who has always hated them.

Ten years later, desperate to be rid of the three, the nuns tell a prospectively adoptive couple that the trio are the only three children available. They're then forced to add a fourth for consideration when a boy named Teddy wanders into the room. The couple, the Harters, decides to pick Moe; but when he requests that Larry and Curly join him, they take him back to the orphanage and choose Teddy instead. Hiding his true motives, Moe tells Larry and Curly that he came back because the Harters were only going to make him do chores.

25 years later, in the present, the trio are adults, still living at the orphanage and working as maintenance men. Monsignor Ratliffe arrives and tells Mother Superior that the orphanage must be closed, and she tells Sister Mary-Mengele to fetch the trio. The three are trying to fix the malfunctioning bell on the roof; but when Larry removes the bell's "DO NOT REMOVE" tag (misreading it as "Donut Remover"), it falls and injures Sister Mary-Mengele just as she arrives. When they go to the Mother Superior, another accident causes Monsignor Ratliffe to fall on top of the nuns. Moe, Larry and Curly, thinking he is "getting fresh" with the nuns, attack him, until Mother Superior stops them. Ratliffe will not adopt them either as he is on official business.

Mother Superior tells everyone that the orphanage must close at the end of the month. Ratliffe tells the nuns they will be spread around the diocese and the children will be sent to foster homes unless they can raise $830,000 in 30 days. The trio volunteers to try to raise the money. Some of the nuns think they can't succeed, as they know only nuns and kids, but Mother Superior thinks otherwise.

Act / Episode 2: The Bananas Split

A subplot involves a woman named Lydia, who wants to kill her husband so she can be with her lover, Mac, and inherit her husband's considerable fortune. She finds the trio and offers to pay them the money they need to take care of the hit job, pretending that Mac is her terminally ill husband that wants to be put out of his misery and have him switch with her real husband when the moment comes. They botch the job by promptly letting Curly push Mac in front of a bus and leave Mac in traction in the hospital. When they try to visit Mac in the hospital to finish the job (failing to do so as Mac tells them that the incident cured his illness), they are chased by two police officers throughout the hospital and escape by jumping off the roof using a fire hose. They end up running into a now grown-up Teddy, who invites them to his anniversary party and an opportunity to settle at Teddy's home, but Moe refuses.

It is then revealed that Teddy is actually Lydia's husband. The trio's next scheme for raising the money is selling farm-raised salmon, with them scattering live salmon on a golf range and watering them like produce. But the same police officers from the hospital arrive at the golf course to arrest them and the trio gets chased off the golf course and they hide in an old building (getting in by using Curly as a battering ram to bust down the door). Inside, after having a slapstick fight, Larry and Curly scold Moe for rejecting Teddy's invitation and his father's earlier adoption attempt; they could have used his adoptive parents' wealth to help save the orphanage. Hurt, Moe tells them to leave, saying that he is tired of being with them. After deciding to split up, they leave the old building, with Moe left inside alone. Then it turns out that they were all on stage in front of an audition crew who select Moe to be the newest cast member of Jersey Shore as "Dyna-Moe".

Final Act / Episode 3: No Moe Mr. Nice Guy

Larry and Curly are getting along well without Moe, but then they start to worry about him, and decide to return to the orphanage to find him. There, they find out a girl named Murph is very ill but has not been taken to the hospital because the orphanage has no medical insurance. Sister Mary-Mengele angrily tells them that no one will insure the orphanage due to the trio's numerous accidents and injuries over the years, and the $830,000 is needed to cover medical bills that accumulated over the years.

Larry and Curly later meet up with Teddy's adopted father at his office to talk about what happened with the orphanage. Teddy's father confesses that Moe wanted him to go back for his friends to adopt them, and he thought three kids would be too many to handle, so he gave Moe back and took Teddy in his place. Then Larry and Curly discover a picture of Teddy and Mr. Harter with Lydia and Mac, and realize that Teddy is the husband that Lydia wanted to murder. In addition to this, they feel guilty for rebuking Moe in not accepting the Harter's adoption and decide to go find him.

Meanwhile, Moe has been causing a lot of havoc on Jersey Shore by slapping, eye-poking and head-bopping the cast members and not putting up with their spoiled antics. The cast goes to the producer and tells him to kick Moe off of the show or they will sue him. The producer then informs them that the show is all about the ratings and not them. Larry and Curly finally go to the set of Jersey Shore to reunite with Moe and they all head to the anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men.

When they get inside, Curly gives all the balloons to a little girl and she floats up into the air. Later, they get chased by the angry Lydia and Mac after the same girl's balloons are popped and she falls onto the wedding cake, destroying it. Moe, Larry, and Curly are chased into Teddy's bedroom, finding Teddy on the bed, drowsy. Mac then draws a gun on the trio, but Mr. Harter appears and tells Mac to put his gun down. Mac then confesses that Lydia was "calling the shots", but Mr. Harter corrects Mac and admits that he was the real mastermind and Lydia was working for him. He married into the money and was incensed to find out the money was left to Teddy and not him when Teddy's mother died years earlier.

They are taken for a ride, but the car crashes into a lake when Curly's pet rat Nippy digs into Lydia's breasts. They all escape when Curly farted, and Moe ignites it with some "easy-light, waterproof safety matches" that Larry had, causing enough of an explosion to blow out the windows. Once they are back on land, Mr. Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested, and Teddy thanks the trio for saving him. When the trio requests the $830,000 from Teddy, he declines, stating he refuses to help the same orphanage that gave him up to a father that tried to kill him.

A couple of months later, the trio return to the now-condemned/abandoned orphanage. They feel bad for feeling like failures, but then they hear kids laughing, swimming and playing. When they investigate, they find out a brand new orphanage was built next door, complete with a swimming pool, a basketball court, and a tennis court. They soon learn that the money came from the Jersey Shore's producers who consider this as an advance payment in relation to a new reality show, Nuns vs. Nitwits, in which the entire trio will take part.

Murph is revealed to be perfectly fine and her illness was due to metal poisoning (with Larry saying he has always suspected there was too much iron in the water). Then she, along with her friend Peezer and his brother Weezer (the latter thought to have been lost forever to a foster home), will be adopted by Teddy and his new fiancée, Ling, who was Teddy's father's secretary. In the end, after Curly accidentally knocks Sister Mary-Mengele into the pool with a folded-up diving board as the orphange celebrates the adoption, the trio run away, bounce off some trampolines over the hedge and onto some mules, on which they clumsily ride away into the distance.

Post-script epilogue

An epilogue consists of two actors playing Bobby and Peter Farrelly, explaining that the stunts were all done by professionals, showing the foam rubber props used in the film for the trio to hit one another, demonstrating the fake eye-poke trick (to the eyebrows), and advising children not to try any of the stunts at home.

During the end credits, a music video plays showing the Stooges and Sister Rosemary performing "It's a Shame", originally recorded by The Spinners in 1970, interspersed with excerpts from deleted scenes and a couple of brief outtakes. Though credited to "The Spinners and The Three Stooges", Hudson's own distinctive vocals can also be heard.

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[KC Hawks]

One thing I like about SR is I believe his favorite NFL team was the KC Chiefs IMHO

[carcosa]

One thing I like about SR is I believe his favorite NFL team was the KC Chiefs IMHO

I also belief that!

[poolboy]

Look at SR's post history

can you quote it?

[Sassy Squatch]

I do remember him getting REALLY ass hurt at the yip filter.

[Bugeater]

can you quote it?
No

[Smed1065]

Dude is crazier than me is all.

[smithandrew051]

One thing I like about SR is I believe his favorite NFL team was the KC Chiefs IMHO

Would be epic tbh

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm certainly going to miss the "I don't know shit about football", fast foot and all the other stupid threads from simple red who's pushing 50 and lives at home.

you DONT seem nice

[Ming the Merciless]

I live at your moms house

[Bearcat]

Look at SR's post history

Hmm, might be the first time one man left CP over another man's peaness.



Peas are fucking disgusting. Fuck Pea Forever!

I like fucking peas you little bitches!

You can use peas to catch a polar bear.

First cut a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around the circumference of the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea, just kick him in the ice hole.
On Dad's payday we bought sewer peas, growing up.
that positive rep was supposed to be negative you fucking doucherag.

[Spott]

Peas come back, SR! Pretty peas with sugar on top.

[Jewish Rabbi]

This thread reminds me of the plot of the 2012 film The Three Stooges. Here's a brief summary for anyone who's interested:

Act / Episode 1: More Orphan Than Not

35 years in the past, the children at the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage are playing soccer with an old soda can in the frontyard. Sister Mary-Mengele, the meanest and strictest nun in the orphanage, tells them to go inside and do their chores. They try singing "Everybody is Special", but she tells them to shut up and go work. Later, three destructive infants, Moe, Larry and Curly, are thrown in a duffel bag onto the orphanage's doorstep from an unknown person's car. The trio subsequently wreaks havoc in the place, terrifying the nuns—especially Sister Mary-Mengele, who has always hated them.

Ten years later, desperate to be rid of the three, the nuns tell a prospectively adoptive couple that the trio are the only three children available. They're then forced to add a fourth for consideration when a boy named Teddy wanders into the room. The couple, the Harters, decides to pick Moe; but when he requests that Larry and Curly join him, they take him back to the orphanage and choose Teddy instead. Hiding his true motives, Moe tells Larry and Curly that he came back because the Harters were only going to make him do chores.

25 years later, in the present, the trio are adults, still living at the orphanage and working as maintenance men. Monsignor Ratliffe arrives and tells Mother Superior that the orphanage must be closed, and she tells Sister Mary-Mengele to fetch the trio. The three are trying to fix the malfunctioning bell on the roof; but when Larry removes the bell's "DO NOT REMOVE" tag (misreading it as "Donut Remover"), it falls and injures Sister Mary-Mengele just as she arrives. When they go to the Mother Superior, another accident causes Monsignor Ratliffe to fall on top of the nuns. Moe, Larry and Curly, thinking he is "getting fresh" with the nuns, attack him, until Mother Superior stops them. Ratliffe will not adopt them either as he is on official business.

Mother Superior tells everyone that the orphanage must close at the end of the month. Ratliffe tells the nuns they will be spread around the diocese and the children will be sent to foster homes unless they can raise $830,000 in 30 days. The trio volunteers to try to raise the money. Some of the nuns think they can't succeed, as they know only nuns and kids, but Mother Superior thinks otherwise.

Act / Episode 2: The Bananas Split

A subplot involves a woman named Lydia, who wants to kill her husband so she can be with her lover, Mac, and inherit her husband's considerable fortune. She finds the trio and offers to pay them the money they need to take care of the hit job, pretending that Mac is her terminally ill husband that wants to be put out of his misery and have him switch with her real husband when the moment comes. They botch the job by promptly letting Curly push Mac in front of a bus and leave Mac in traction in the hospital. When they try to visit Mac in the hospital to finish the job (failing to do so as Mac tells them that the incident cured his illness), they are chased by two police officers throughout the hospital and escape by jumping off the roof using a fire hose. They end up running into a now grown-up Teddy, who invites them to his anniversary party and an opportunity to settle at Teddy's home, but Moe refuses.

It is then revealed that Teddy is actually Lydia's husband. The trio's next scheme for raising the money is selling farm-raised salmon, with them scattering live salmon on a golf range and watering them like produce. But the same police officers from the hospital arrive at the golf course to arrest them and the trio gets chased off the golf course and they hide in an old building (getting in by using Curly as a battering ram to bust down the door). Inside, after having a slapstick fight, Larry and Curly scold Moe for rejecting Teddy's invitation and his father's earlier adoption attempt; they could have used his adoptive parents' wealth to help save the orphanage. Hurt, Moe tells them to leave, saying that he is tired of being with them. After deciding to split up, they leave the old building, with Moe left inside alone. Then it turns out that they were all on stage in front of an audition crew who select Moe to be the newest cast member of Jersey Shore as "Dyna-Moe".

Final Act / Episode 3: No Moe Mr. Nice Guy

Larry and Curly are getting along well without Moe, but then they start to worry about him, and decide to return to the orphanage to find him. There, they find out a girl named Murph is very ill but has not been taken to the hospital because the orphanage has no medical insurance. Sister Mary-Mengele angrily tells them that no one will insure the orphanage due to the trio's numerous accidents and injuries over the years, and the $830,000 is needed to cover medical bills that accumulated over the years.

Larry and Curly later meet up with Teddy's adopted father at his office to talk about what happened with the orphanage. Teddy's father confesses that Moe wanted him to go back for his friends to adopt them, and he thought three kids would be too many to handle, so he gave Moe back and took Teddy in his place. Then Larry and Curly discover a picture of Teddy and Mr. Harter with Lydia and Mac, and realize that Teddy is the husband that Lydia wanted to murder. In addition to this, they feel guilty for rebuking Moe in not accepting the Harter's adoption and decide to go find him.

Meanwhile, Moe has been causing a lot of havoc on Jersey Shore by slapping, eye-poking and head-bopping the cast members and not putting up with their spoiled antics. The cast goes to the producer and tells him to kick Moe off of the show or they will sue him. The producer then informs them that the show is all about the ratings and not them. Larry and Curly finally go to the set of Jersey Shore to reunite with Moe and they all head to the anniversary party where they show up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men.

When they get inside, Curly gives all the balloons to a little girl and she floats up into the air. Later, they get chased by the angry Lydia and Mac after the same girl's balloons are popped and she falls onto the wedding cake, destroying it. Moe, Larry, and Curly are chased into Teddy's bedroom, finding Teddy on the bed, drowsy. Mac then draws a gun on the trio, but Mr. Harter appears and tells Mac to put his gun down. Mac then confesses that Lydia was "calling the shots", but Mr. Harter corrects Mac and admits that he was the real mastermind and Lydia was working for him. He married into the money and was incensed to find out the money was left to Teddy and not him when Teddy's mother died years earlier.

They are taken for a ride, but the car crashes into a lake when Curly's pet rat Nippy digs into Lydia's breasts. They all escape when Curly farted, and Moe ignites it with some "easy-light, waterproof safety matches" that Larry had, causing enough of an explosion to blow out the windows. Once they are back on land, Mr. Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested, and Teddy thanks the trio for saving him. When the trio requests the $830,000 from Teddy, he declines, stating he refuses to help the same orphanage that gave him up to a father that tried to kill him.

A couple of months later, the trio return to the now-condemned/abandoned orphanage. They feel bad for feeling like failures, but then they hear kids laughing, swimming and playing. When they investigate, they find out a brand new orphanage was built next door, complete with a swimming pool, a basketball court, and a tennis court. They soon learn that the money came from the Jersey Shore's producers who consider this as an advance payment in relation to a new reality show, Nuns vs. Nitwits, in which the entire trio will take part.

Murph is revealed to be perfectly fine and her illness was due to metal poisoning (with Larry saying he has always suspected there was too much iron in the water). Then she, along with her friend Peezer and his brother Weezer (the latter thought to have been lost forever to a foster home), will be adopted by Teddy and his new fiancée, Ling, who was Teddy's father's secretary. In the end, after Curly accidentally knocks Sister Mary-Mengele into the pool with a folded-up diving board as the orphange celebrates the adoption, the trio run away, bounce off some trampolines over the hedge and onto some mules, on which they clumsily ride away into the distance.

Post-script epilogue

An epilogue consists of two actors playing Bobby and Peter Farrelly, explaining that the stunts were all done by professionals, showing the foam rubber props used in the film for the trio to hit one another, demonstrating the fake eye-poke trick (to the eyebrows), and advising children not to try any of the stunts at home.

During the end credits, a music video plays showing the Stooges and Sister Rosemary performing "It's a Shame", originally recorded by The Spinners in 1970, interspersed with excerpts from deleted scenes and a couple of brief outtakes. Though credited to "The Spinners and The Three Stooges", Hudson's own distinctive vocals can also be heard.

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Thank u I didn’t remember reading this poast

[ptlyon]

Peas are awesome. Neg rep away

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Ubeja Vontell. Reinstated to romper room. Request 2.

[Bugeater]

Ubeja Vontell. Reinstated to romper room. Request 2.

Banned from thread. We're only talking about peanus here.

[RealSNR]

Mom can we have Simply Red?

No honey we have Simply Red at home

[Ming the Merciless]

I miss you


I miss youuuu

it's so easy to see

that I miss you

and meeee

[Otter]

He lives at home? You don’t say!

Where the hell do you live? On the moon?

I'm sorry I needed to point this out for someone of your superior intelligence.

But he's 50 and lives with his parents and hasn't made a coherent post worth a shit in 20 years and if I lived on the moon it would be my home.

Hope that helps.


M-O-O-N spells moon.

[Rausch]

Dude is crazier than me is all.

The overall mental health of this BB is greatly exaggerated...

[RealSNR]

I'm sorry I needed to point this out for someone of your superior intelligence.

But he's 50 and lives with his parents and hasn't made a coherent post worth a shit in 20 years and if I lived on the moon it would be my home.

Hope that helps.


M-O-O-N spells moon.

LMAO LMAO

Why u mad bro

[stumppy]

I'm sorry I needed to point this out for someone of your superior intelligence.

But he's 50 and lives with his parents and hasn't made a coherent post worth a shit in 20 years and if I lived on the moon it would be my home.

Hope that helps.


M-O-O-N spells moon.

LMAO


B-L-O-W-H-A-R-D spells blowhard.

[Otter]

LMAO LMAO

Why u mad bro


Not mad "bro".


If you want your xfactor part deux have at it.

[scho63]

The overall mental health of this BB is greatly exaggerated...

The posters of CP: "We are all sane, smart as hell and post worthy stuff."
The readers of CP: "They are all crazy, dumb as a rock and post poop threads"

ROFL

[Jewish Rabbi]

I'm sorry I needed to point this out for someone of your superior intelligence.

But he's 50 and lives with his parents and hasn't made a coherent post worth a shit in 20 years and if I lived on the moon it would be my home.

Hope that helps.


M-O-O-N spells moon.

I’m so thankful that my life doesn’t suck as bad as yours

[Otter]

See if we can't scratch the Simple Red itch for you guys today:



I pooped today but not at my Mom's house
Fast Food
Peanut butter & Jelly
Jesus and the bottle
I'm a little bit better than Xfactor

Should be good for the week. Carry on.

[RealSNR]

Yeah I’m gonna go ahead and say Otter’s pretty mad

[Otter]

Yeah I’m gonna go ahead and say Otter’s pretty mad


Whatever blows your hair back, sweetie.

[Bowser]

"that positive rep was supposed to be negative you fucking doucherag"

LMAO

[Eleazar]

We like Simply Red.

[TLO]

Otter why do you dislike Simply Red so much?

[KC Hawks]

We like Simply Red.

This is a good point IMHO

[smithandrew051]

DVOA says that Simply Red is cool

[Bob Dole]

I'm sorry I needed to point this out for someone of your superior intelligence.

But he's 50 and lives with his parents and hasn't made a coherent post worth a shit in 20 years and if I lived on the moon it would be my home.

Hope that helps.


M-O-O-N spells moon.

DAMNIT TOM CULLEN!!!

[T-post Tom]

I miss SR. And nothing had the chance to be good once he left. But I'll keep holding on...

[Jewish Rabbi]

I hope Otter is having a SHITTY day!!!

[RealSNR]

Thx for clearing up that you've never sucked a penis before, Otter! Glad you got that out of the way!

[Eleazar]

Calling someone else a "mental midgit" LMAO

[carcosa]

My tumpy hurted

[Jewish Rabbi]

Mods, please rename Otter to "Midgit"

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Then the midgets...