Raiders Officially in First Place

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

That is all!

[big nasty kcnut]

Only for one week

[Megatron96]

:LOL:


You made me laugh.

Enjoy it.:thumb:

[Chiefspants]

Crown em

[siberian khatru]

Hang a banner!

[dirk digler]

Congrats!

[smithandrew051]

Super Bowl front runners?

[TLO]

PBJ

[notorious]

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[scho63]

Enjoy it while it lasts cause it won't.

[wazu]

No. We don't count wins against the Broncos.

[Bump]

for 1 week they feel good and then back to reality they go

[Bearcat]

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[TLO]

I'm actually glad you guys beat the Broncos.

[tredadda]

How many in a row is that against Denver now?

[mlyonsd]

I'll take threads you can only start once a decade for a thousand Alex.

Anyway congrats.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You own Denver

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Fire up the BUS!

[notorious]

How many in a row is that against Denver now?

7

ROFL

[chiefzilla1501]

The plus side is the chiefs are pretty much in second place, since they lost out of conference

[smithandrew051]

Thread title should have been “Quesadilla Joe, get your bitch ass in here!”

[MMXcalibur]

Make sure you stretch those creamy hammies before performing mental gymnastics.

[tredadda]

7

ROFL

What’s even funnier is that at no point during that streak has the Raiders ever been elite. They have been awful, but still better than Denver.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Thread title should have been “Quesadilla Joe, get your bitch ass in here!”

It is more fun when you guys call him out. :evil:

[Rain Man]

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[displacedinMN]

meh

[notorious]

What’s even funnier is that at no point during that streak has the Raiders ever been elite. They have been awful, but still better than Denver.

It's absolutely hilarious. Denver is literally a bottom-feeding pile of shit team.

[smithandrew051]

What’s even funnier is that at no point during that streak has the Raiders ever been elite. They have been awful, but still better than Denver.

The second fattest chick at the bar

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

This could be bad news if terrorists strike tomorrow in a 9/11 style attack that causes a cancellation of the rest of the season

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

This could be bad news if terrorists strike tomorrow in a 9/11 style attack that causes a cancellation of the rest of the season

Keep quiet. That is part of my master plan.

[notorious]

Keep quiet. That is part of my master plan.

Leave Philly alone.

We want them to suffer more.

[FlaChief58]

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[Spott]

But we were told that Payton was going to fix that offense. Is that like 8 losses in a row to the Raiders on top of 15 to us?

[FlaChief58]

The plus side is the chiefs are pretty much in second place, since they lost out of conference

Drop the banner!

[Rainbarrel]

At least send Penner a picture of the keys. Just be creative

:)

[JimNasium]

I will admit, that behind catastrophic earthquake or meteor strike, I was pulling for the Raiders in this. Given that neither of the other two happened, I’m happy that it turned out this way. Enjoy your moment in the sun.

[redfan]

Congratulations!! Well deserved!
Keep that streak going!
FDF

[Jet Chip Wasp]

Just tell the Broncos and Mr. Penner's regime that Walmart's true home is in Chiefs territory (Arkansas) and not Denver? Thank you!

[Red Dawg]

Well shit.

[Bearcat]

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[backinblack]

stop the count!

just glad to keep the streak of the Donks never beating the Las Vegas Raiders alive

[Chiefshrink]

You own Denver

No doubt. It is now 9(4 1/2yrs) in a row for the Raiders and 15(7 1/2yrs) in a row for the Chiefs.

I'm impressed with Denver being able to be so successful running 2 losing consecutive streaks against 2 divisional rivals SIMULTANOUSLY !!;)

[Buehler445]

Fuck Donk Forever.

Seriously sorry about Meyers. Fucking headhunting twats

[lawrenceRaider]

No. We don't count wins against the Broncos.

Donks haven't been able to beat the Raiders in years. Pretty sad.

[NWTF]

All the Raiders proved is they will finish 3rd in the West again. That was a nice WEEK 1 gut punch to the broncos letting them know they will still finish last again.

[HemiEd]

You own Denver

Actually the Chiefs own Denver, the Raiders just rented them for today.

[notorious]

Donks haven't been able to beat the Raiders in years. Pretty sad.

I think it's great!

[lawrenceRaider]

All time records.

Raiders 70, Donks 53 with two draws.

Chiefs 71, Donks 55.

So looks like co-owners.

[lawrenceRaider]

Holy crap, didn't realize the Donks haven't beaten Chiefs since 2015.

Makes our streak over them back to 2019 look like a nice start.

[mlyonsd]

All time records.

Raiders 70, Donks 53 with two draws.

Chiefs 71, Donks 55.

So looks like co-owners.

Chiefs 72, Raiders 54.

Starting to see a pattern here.

[notorious]

Holy crap, didn't realize the Donks haven't beaten Chiefs since 2015.

Makes our streak over them back to 2019 look like a nice start.

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[Stryker]

SCARY! :)

[lewdog]

OP give me your honest take on how the Raiders looked.

[Stryker]

OP give me your honest take on how the Raiders looked.

Hello, they played the shitty Broncos! Even Sean Payton can't fix FUCKED! Nothing to see here!

[scho63]

Knowmo is in the fetal position.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

OP give me your honest take on how the Raiders looked.

Fortunate as hell to play the crummy Broncos.

Jimmy G was lucky that his end zone INT was negated by two missed kicks by the Broncos.

[Eureka]

Jimmy G did just enough to get the Raiders the win. He seems to run McDaniel's offense well. They def need to time to get that offense improved though and the defense seems to have improved versus last year.

[ThyKingdomCome15]

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(THE VENGEANCE OF JIMMY GEEEEEE!!!)

[NWTF]

Jimmy G did just enough to get the Raiders the win. He seems to run McDaniel's offense well. They def need to time to get that offense improved though and the defense seems to have improved versus last year.

Jimmy G is probably an upgrade over Carr. Hard to say the defense has improved in only one game vs putrid bronco offense led by broke dick Russ. Lets be honest. The worst offense in 2023 will come down to Denver or Arizona. Arizona tried to have the worst, but dont be surprised if Denver is the worst again this year.

[jerryaldini]

Jimmy G was good today, way to put the donk in shambles!

[Rain Man]

Actually the Chiefs own Denver, the Raiders just rented them for today.

We just pimp out the broncos to shady characters who are willing to pay.

[ThyKingdomCome15]

Jimmy G's stat line says...

-20/26 (impressive), 200 yards (meh), 2 TD's (good), 1 INT (meh).
-Raiders scored 17 points

-Either Raiders defense came to play or the Broncos offense picked up where it left off last year. Probably both.

-The Broncos needed that game badly. I'd say that loss is worse than the Chiefs for them. We know Andy will get the BS ironed out just like last year. The Broncos don't know that. Plus it's a divisional loss. Ouch.

[backinblack]

Honestly both Jimmy and Russ were about equal, just good enough. Broncos lost because of their kicker, and because of that cheap shot to Meyers near the end.

[petegz28]

This one time, at band camp, the Raiders beat the Chiefs and they drove their bus around Arrowhead stadium to celebrate. A few weeks later they had a big watch party to watch the Chiefs in the playoffs.....

True story

[jdubya]

OP give me your honest take on how the Raiders looked.

The OP is a scorned Carr ball washer so you may not get a balanced take lol.

IMO....Raiders defense still looks sketchy

Jimmy G is not a deep passer threat but throws dimes when needed

Jimmy G can extend plays and make things happen with his legs and pocket awareness and extend drives unlike Carr.

I think the Doncs will be better than last year and get better as the season progresses

Both of their lines looked decent and Sean Payton still seems dialed.

[jdubya]

Fortunate as hell to play the crummy Broncos.

Jimmy G was lucky that his end zone INT was negated by two missed kicks by the Broncos.

EXCUSES

[Ming the Merciless]

Champs in September

starting out strong

[T-post Tom]

Funny thread. Well done OP. :)

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Didn't watch the whole game, but the Raiders looked like a respectable team to me and the Broncos looked the same as the end of last season.

[JPH83]

The OP is a scorned Carr ball washer so you may not get a balanced take lol.

IMO....Raiders defense still looks sketchy

Jimmy G is not a deep passer threat but throws dimes when needed

Jimmy G can extend plays and make things happen with his legs and pocket awareness and extend drives unlike Carr.

I think the Doncs will be better than last year and get better as the season progresses

Both of their lines looked decent and Sean Payton still seems dialed.

This I agree with. Their DL looks really average. I know lots of people liked Tyree Wilson as a draft pick but he looked as I saw him - late on the snap every time. He'll probably be a good player for them in the end but he looks every bit the rookie right now.

Donks DL looked solid against them, I think they'll finish above the Raiders when it's all said and done. Raiders offense looks like it'll be decent.

[Coogs]

Hello, they played the shitty Broncos! Even Sean Payton can't fix ****ED! Nothing to see here!

Payton started the game with an onside kick that failed and led to a short TD drive for the Faiders in a 1 point loss. He played a role in the loss too. ;)

[seamonster]

Jimmy G is probably an upgrade over Carr. Hard to say the defense has improved in only one game vs putrid bronco offense led by broke dick Russ. Lets be honest. The worst offense in 2023 will come down to Denver or Arizona. Arizona tried to have the worst, but dont be surprised if Denver is the worst again this year.

Washington makes Denver's offense look creative and dynamic. They're full-martyball with the worst offensive line in the NFL and the quarterback is a turnover prone fifth round pick. Denver will emerge victorious next week.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Payton started the game with an onside kick that failed and led to a short TD drive for the Faiders in a 1 point loss. He played a role in the loss too. ;)

He did? ROFL. Missed the start

[DrunkBassGuitar]

He did? ROFL. Missed the start

yeah a broncos player landed on the ball but it hadn't gone the 10 yards lol

[Pasta Little Brioni]

yeah a broncos player landed on the ball but it hadn't gone the 10 yards lol

He's nothing without Brees. That's a terrible decision ROFL

[jallmon]

LMAONo doubt. It is now 9(4 1/2yrs) in a row for the Raiders and 15(7 1/2yrs) in a row for the Chiefs.

I'm impressed with Denver being able to be so successful running 2 losing consecutive streaks against 2 divisional rivals SIMULTANOUSLY !!;)

[Buehler445]

Didn't watch the whole game, but the Raiders looked like a respectable team to me and the Broncos looked the same as the end of last season.

The Cheating Fucking Donko Bitchcunts are better than they were last year. Tater looked pedestrian but not completely awful. So that's an improvement.

Their Defense came out FIRED UP. Payton deserves credit for that. That's the stuff Squirmin Herman Motherfucking Sack of Cunt Edwards could never do. But we all know that pregame adrenaline can't sustain the whole game.

Hard to tell how much was offensive competence vs defensive incompetence. They did a not terrible job of mitigating Crosby, which is no small task. But I think a lot of that was Tater moving, and I don't know how sustainable that is over 17 games.

Some of it will likely improve with Payton's coaching. Unfortunately for us, he isn't Hackett.

What stood out to me was the headhunting the Cheating Fucking Donko Bitchcunts were doing. They obviously headhunted Jacoby Meyers. He's going to be out for a while. He was in a different plane of existence for awhile. But they were trying to do it to Jimmy G too. They hit him late a LOT. Not a step late. Like 4. They know Jimmy G gets hurt. They were just trying to expedite it. And you know if they'll do it to Jimmy G, they'll do it to Mahomes.

Fortunately for G, McDouche seems to be doing a better job of taking care of him than Shanahanarat Jr. There were places to escape, better protections.

But seriously, Fuck Donk Forever. God I hate the Cheating Fucking Donko Bitchcunts and their headhunting asses.

[ROYC75]

No doubt. It is now 9(4 1/2yrs) in a row for the Raiders and 15(7 1/2yrs) in a row for the Chiefs.

I'm impressed with Denver being able to be so successful running 2 losing consecutive streaks against 2 divisional rivals SIMULTANOUSLY !!;)

That is an accomplishment all Donko fans should cherish!

[ChiefsCountry]

We will be in first place in the AFC West on January 7, 2024.

[AdolfOliverBush]

It looked like a high school JV game. Unwatchable.

[jdubya]

It looked like a high school JV game. Unwatchable.

Kinda a throwback to your high school days when after the kick off you would run to the center of the field real fast and grab the tee and run back and hand it to the coach? ;)

[Molitoth]

Met and talked to a Faid fan at the bar tonight in the bay area.

Dude was super cool, especially because he didn't jump my ass and rob me in the parking lot.

[jdubya]

Met and talked to a Faid fan at the bar tonight in the bay area.

Dude was super cool, especially because he didn't jump my ass and rob me in the parking lot.

Walnut Creek? Was that you?? lol

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Kinda a throwback to your high school days when after the kick off you would run to the center of the field real fast and grab the tee and run back and hand it to the coach? ;)

ROFL

[FlaChief58]

Celebrate good times C'mon!

[big nasty kcnut]

NOT ANYMORE!

[Stryker]

YOU LOST! CHIEFS #1 in the DIVISION AGAIN! :hump::spank::toast::bravo:nlm:rockon::thumb:

[BWillie]

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[mschiefs1984]

Can I get an update?

[Rasputin]

This aged well

[BWillie]

Only 3 teams have allowed less points than this KC Chiefs defense has (outside of the Monday Night teams who will be on track at a certainty to allow more than KC has after those games)

[Rain Man]

Man, that was a scary week when we weren't in first place. Glad that's over.

[Hammock Parties]

we like to play with things awhile

before annihilation

[TEX]

Only 3 teams have allowed less points than this KC Chiefs defense has (outside of the Monday Night teams who will be on track at a certainty to allow more than KC has after those games)

Bet Denver is not one of them...

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Fun while it lasted!

Kept the seat warm for you guys.


Time to tank for Caleb!

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

This aged well

Well, it was clearly a facetious thread. :harumph:

[mnchiefsguy]

Welp, time to lock this thread.

[Rain Man]

Well, it was clearly a facetious thread. :harumph:

But it was true, and it was a legitimate post. I certainly can't blame you for celebrating. I celebrate when my team is in first place, too. Which is (checks standings) now.

[Gadzooks]

My team won a game! PBJ

[DRM08]

Fun while it lasted!

Kept the seat warm for you guys.


Time to tank for Caleb!

You have very strong tanking competition from the Bears & Broncos...but one of them has to win against each other next week. Lol

[scho63]

That is all!

Enjoy it while it lasts cause it won't.

This lasted a long time. :doh!:

Jimmy Crappolo looked like his was shitting his pants every time he threw. Happy feet of the worst order. He lost his job to the LAST pick in the draft, Mr Irrelevant Brock Purdy. LMAO

[FlaChief58]

When do the faid get their rings?

[Ming the Merciless]

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[RedinTexas]

Well, it was clearly a facetious thread. :harumph:

Yeah, I will have to give you credit for that. If the Raiders had lost that game against the Broncos, QuesadillaJoe would have posted something very similar, but he would have been dead serious.

[Fish]

OP gets high on homemade Jenkem.

[lawrenceRaider]

EXCUSES

How you feeling about your boy JimmyG today?

Dude is straight garbage.

[DaNewGuy]

Yea they're looking really good.

[cmh6476]

Raiders are unique

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