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TLO
10-17-2023, 12:58 PM
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The scenic city of York in England has a lot to be proud of. The city, in one form or another has been nestled between the Ouse and Foss rivers for over 2,000 years. It has a rich history dating back to Roman times and has been home to many impressive archaeological digs over the years, with artifacts a plenty being found. Perhaps one of the most bizarre, but also actually the most revealing, is York’s famous Viking poop fossil, which is also known as the Lloyds Bank coprolite. It’s the largest piece of fossilized human poop known to man. Believe it or not, the York Viking poop fossil has told us more about York than almost any other artifact found there!

As work begun on the new bank branch’s foundations, the workmen began to find all kinds of Viking artifacts. Work had to grind to a halt as a team of archaeologists was brought into sift through the muck.

Measuring 20 centimeters (8 inches) long and 5 centimeters (2 inches) wide, the massive coprolite is believed to be the largest example of fossilized human poop (paleofeces) ever found. It’s also thought to date to the 9th Century AD, making it a remarkably long-lived piece of Viking poop.


It was during the 1970s Coppergate dig at York, England when the famous and super important Viking poop fossil was found. ( Jorvik Viking Centre )

The Big Deal About a Big Chunk Of Old Viking Poop
Besides the fact that scatological humor is always funny, the Lloyds Bank Coprolite is genuinely fascinating.

York sits on a layer of ancient trash that is roughly 10 feet (3 meters) deep. This layer of trash is predominantly made up of biological matter like leather, wood, bone, various types of cloth, and tons of, ahem, human waste .

Normally this matter breaks down and rots away fairly quickly, leaving a mulch that is largely useless to archaeologists. However, much of York’s soil is waterlogged and oxygen-free . This has left some of this centuries-old waste remarkably intact.


Almost a third of this 10-foot layer of preserved bio-matter is thought to be made up of human and animal waste.

So, What Makes the Lloyds Bank Coprolite So Special?
The York Viking poop fossil is a solid individual piece. Poop is normally found as one large mass, for example at the bottom of communal latrines. Poop piles are not so useful to paleoscatologists (poop historians) because they can make only generalized assumptions about the group of poopers as a whole.

With the Lloyds Bank poop, however, paleoscatoloigists can get way down into the specifics of who pooped it, what they were eating, and more.

For a start we know it’s Viking poop dating back to around the 9th Century AD. From here we can glean a significant amount of information about the day-to-day life of your average Viking living in York at that time, as well as the specific Viking who made the poop fossil.

Furthermore, going by the length, and weight (half a pound or 227 grams) we can deduct that our Viking pooper was probably pretty severely constipated . Combine this with the poop’s lack of pits and seeds and it becomes clear that our Viking probably wasn’t the healthiest person in the village.

A large number of maw-worm and whipworm eggs were also found in the poop. This is pretty standard for Viking poop, but it confirms what we think we know about Viking living standards. They were filthy and it’s no surprise that gut parasites were a serious issue.

It was already widely known that hygiene wasn’t exactly a priority for Vikings and the presence of these eggs helps confirm this.


Where is the Lloyds Bank Poop Now?
If you’re interested in getting up close and personal with some Viking poop, you need to check out the Jorvik Viking Centre in York.


They have a replica of a whole Viking village you can take a tour of. You can even give your nose a treat and find out what Viking poop smelt like.

In 2001, the poop was chemically broken down and a fecal odorgram was created. The Center worked out what the Lloyds Bank Coprolite smelled like when it was fresh out of the oven, so to speak. If you visit the recreated Viking latrine at the museum, you can smell it for yourself.

Brown Gold: The Value of Good Coprolite
Of course, the Lloyds Bank Coprolite is priceless. As we’ve already talked about, it has given historians invaluable information on day-to-day Viking life.

It is also vanishingly rare, and it is unlikely that we’ll ever find a better specimen of fossilized human poop.

On the other hand, this is the real world, so of course, it has been given a nickel and dime valuation.

DJJasonp
10-17-2023, 12:59 PM
impressive.

any correlation to vikings having prolapse problems?

KCUnited
10-17-2023, 01:00 PM
Back in the day Vikings shat at Skohl's

staylor26
10-17-2023, 01:03 PM
Did somebody say Lloyd Banks?


https://i.imgur.com/VOl1C8A.jpg

GGGGGG-UNITTT

AdolfOliverBush
10-17-2023, 01:06 PM
Stay in school, kids. With hard work and determination, you too can be a paleoscatoloigist.

seclark
10-17-2023, 01:16 PM
That’ll a big ol turd!
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Zebedee DuBois
10-17-2023, 01:21 PM
I imagine that Viking walked away from that with a sunny disposition and a spring in his step.

seclark
10-17-2023, 01:23 PM
I imagine that Viking walked away from that with a sunny disposition and a spring in his step.

Half a pound lighter
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Rain Man
10-17-2023, 01:30 PM
I've been thinking about a trip to go see it. Anyone up for a group excursion?

seclark
10-17-2023, 02:19 PM
My wife says it looks more like a dick than a turd.
I don’t know where she’s getting those measurements, cause that puts me to shame.
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LoneWolf
10-17-2023, 02:51 PM
I hope the small end came out first. That Viking either had the definition of a growler getting the knob in out first or his asshole slammed shut.

MarkDavis'Haircut
10-17-2023, 02:52 PM
Back in the day Vikings shat at Skohl's

Post of the year.

RedinTexas
10-17-2023, 03:00 PM
Same shit, different day.

BEAVER
10-17-2023, 03:11 PM
The Post-Partum must have been brutal.

notorious
10-17-2023, 03:34 PM
8 inches….and in that shape…..

That Viking was a fanook.

DJ's left nut
10-17-2023, 03:38 PM
Suppose we know what killed that particular Norseman...

FloridaMan88
10-17-2023, 03:47 PM
Looks like the history of the Minnesota Vikings franchise summed up perfectly.

loochy
10-17-2023, 03:47 PM
OMG look! It's a fossilized Frank Clark!

Dartgod
10-17-2023, 03:49 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/41/32/53413264bee9ac4643cd38fd9bea7b20.gif

Titty Meat
10-17-2023, 03:53 PM
Great rapper

T-post Tom
10-17-2023, 03:55 PM
Orm hanging out under the shitting log… First paleoscatologist?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/vikingane/images/9/99/IMG_20200729_223104.png/revision/latest?cb=20200729203237

redfan
10-17-2023, 04:08 PM
And on this day, many reps were earned by KCU.

Rain Man
10-17-2023, 04:26 PM
I kind of hope that the event was followed by a conversation like this:

Olaf: Hey, Sven, did you finally solve that constipation problem?

Sven: I left a load in the latrine that's so big, future generations of scientists will study it.

Dark Horse
10-17-2023, 05:56 PM
I've been thinking about a trip to go see it. Anyone up for a group excursion?

No thanks I’ve been to Oakland

J Diddy
10-17-2023, 07:15 PM
"Hey Bob, I'm going to need you to build some sort of mounting device."

"Hell yeah. I'm going to try like hell to not make a piece of shit."

"Well it's definitely got to not look like a piece of shit."



So began the saga of Bob, the world's most premiere expert in poop racks.

frozenchief
10-17-2023, 07:31 PM
Imagine shitting something so big it literally makes history.

Hamwallet
10-17-2023, 07:36 PM
Just imagine if he ate tacobell before that big turd.

RedinTexas
10-17-2023, 07:56 PM
Imagine shitting something so big it literally makes history.

It measured 2.6 Courics.

notorious
10-17-2023, 08:00 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0HlKkRta8MwR7cvS/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bbymx7lm1hj4hfnzd40xuobzr69l4bygufr02yey0&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Dartgod
10-17-2023, 08:47 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0HlKkRta8MwR7cvS/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bbymx7lm1hj4hfnzd40xuobzr69l4bygufr02yey0&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

ROFL I just saw that episode the other day.

cdcox
10-17-2023, 09:47 PM
This obviously happened before the invention of the poop knife.

Pitt Gorilla
10-17-2023, 11:04 PM
That day...was a good day.

TLO
10-18-2023, 08:03 AM
Just imagine if he ate tacobell before that big turd.

OK now that would be epic