How much did you spend on lunch for yourself today?

[Titty Meat]

Tell us

[Sassy Squatch]

Had some leftover goulash and Lamar's throughout the day so probably about 10

[Buddy Rich]

$101

[smithandrew051]

I convinced Mighty Mike at the Scottsdale Pasta Brioni to tack my check onto some angry guy’s tab.

Couldn’t believe he actually did it. Free lunch for me.

[FlaChief58]

Leftovers from last night and a Ceasar salad with homemade dressing. Maybe $2, and I did give the mrs the tip, so that's nice

[Woogieman]

I made my own lunch today, but still tipped myself 30%

[FloridaMan88]

Less than Nebraska is paying Fat Rhule to win three games.

[AdolfOliverBush]

I skipped lunch because some guy's wife offered to blow me while he was out spending $100 on shitty Italian food. She paid me $20 for the privilege, so I actually earned a few bucks.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

$2.63. I had a free burrito coming at Taco John's.

[DaFace]

Grilled a couple of sausages at home, so probably about $2.50.

[siberian khatru]

I convinced Mighty Mike at the Scottsdale Pasta Brioni to tack my check onto some angry guy’s tab.

Couldn’t believe he actually did it. Free lunch for me.

I do that with the Underhills all the time, usually when ordering the lobster thermidore.

[Shiver Me Timbers]

$2.63. I had a free burrito coming at Taco John's.

Winning

[Eleazar]

$100 at Olive Garden for me and my “date”, why do you ask?

[ModSocks]

0. I put it all on Scho's tab.

[siberian khatru]

$100 at Olive Garden for me and my “date”, why do you ask?

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

[Monticore]

Louisana chicken wrap from Mr. Sub with blueberry frozen yogurt for dessert and I have no idea on what it cost and didn’t keep receipt , that’s how I roll bitches.

[PHOG]

Leftover stuffed peppers...maybe tree fiddy

[KCUnited]

I would have most food be produced directly by a government agency or government directed nonprofit organization, and sold to consumers at production cost. Consumers would get a basic income with which to purchase it, or if you don’t like currency then they could could a voucher for a certain quantity of food and select according to their preferences.

[ptlyon]

Nothin. Free pizza from a demo for a place opening here in a couple of weeks.

[Titty Meat]

$2.63. I had a free burrito coming at Taco John's.

Damn love taco johns

[displacedinMN]

5.65

Chicken Fried Steal, gravy, mashed potatoes, corn, roll. MT.DEW

I skipped the oreo mash pie.

[LoneWolf]

Shrimp cocktail and a really shitty salad. $20.

[Otter]

Working from home and loving it.


Leftovers that amounted to about $3-4 ate in my bathrobe around noon.

[DJ's left nut]

How much does a Members Mark take and bake Pizza cost?

1/4 of that. Plus 2 cigarettes and the electricity it took to power a toaster oven for 8 minutes on convection.

[DJ's left nut]

$2.63. I had a free burrito coming at Taco John's.

Goddammit.

This guy won.

I have got to get me some Taco Johns. I wonder if the one here in the CoMo mall is still open? That sounds glorious.

[Renegade]

$1. All employees get to eat in the College Cafeteria every weekday for $1. All you can eat.

[threebag]

Taco Shop, probably about $7.00

[TLO]

I've been home sick today, so I had leftovers from last night. I have no idea what it cost us to make, so I'll estimate $7

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Goddammit.

This guy won.

I have got to get me some Taco Johns. I wonder if the one here in the CoMo mall is still open? That sounds glorious.

get dat app! I have offers for like 5 free things for November.

[JimNasium]

Zero. I fast until dinner time. I’ll have black coffee and water during the day, but rarely eat lunch unless a business obligation requires it.

[TinyEvel]

Was out running an errand and bought Taco Bell for the first time in about two years. $10.91.

[J Diddy]

I had apples and 6 oz of sliced cheese along with water.

Less than $3.50.

[Fish]

Smoked sausage, fire roasted peppers and onion. Probably ~$7.

But I tipped myself $94, and you are all jealous losers....

[raybec 4]

I do that with the Underhills all the time, usually when ordering the lobster thermidore.

John Cocktoasten?

[HemiEd]

Just about three fiddy. Premier protein chocolate shake and a Roberts fit crunch protein bar. 350 calories.

[Jewish Rabbi]

How much did u spend on ur last hooker billay

[lewdog]

$2.22 on a protein bar. I hate wasting time packing a lunch.

Contrary to Scho, the human body can function hungry and we don’t need to gorge ourselves.

[Bearcat]

$2.22 on a protein bar. I hate wasting time packing a lunch.

Contrary to Scho, the human body can function hungry and we don’t need to gorge ourselves.

You should be more efficient.

Instead of going through cycles of hunger, eating, hunger, eating..... every freakin' day, sending your body through hell digesting, then waiting, just to digest again.

Eat for 5 years, then fast for 6 months.


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[notorious]

John Cocktoasten?

I'll have a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.

[BryanBusby]

$100 at Olive Garden for me and my “date”, why do you ask?
Jesus fuck. Did you take Jabba the Hutt as your date?

E: Oh, I get it now. woosh

[Bowser]

You should be more efficient.

Instead of going through cycles of hunger, eating, hunger, eating..... every freakin' day, sending your body through hell digesting, then waiting, just to digest again.

Eat for 5 years, then fast for 6 months.


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The numbers don't lie, folks

[Pablo]

I had a nap for lunch today.

Probably my favorite type of lunch.

[Kman34]

$0... Bobby Knight bought me lunch...

[staylor26]

$9.00 breakfast for lunch. 2 eggs, 2 pieces of bacon, and home fries.

[ChiTown]

A little over $9.00 for a sandwich and a side salad. I had water to drink

[JimNasium]

$0... Bobby Night bought me lunch...

CPS

[trndobrd]

Made a ham and cheddar sandwich w/ Aldi German style pickles on the side and can of flavored sparkling water. Probably under $2.

[ChiTown]

$2.22 on a protein bar. I hate wasting time packing a lunch.

Contrary to Scho, the human body can function hungry and we don’t need to gorge ourselves.

I eat a protein bar 3x’s week for lunch - ~200 calories and ~20G of protein. I do that and about 20-30 oz’s of water and I’m generally good until dinner

[loochy]

$penis

[Rain Man]

I had fake-meat chili for lunch, with a salad. I have no idea what it cost, and I didn't tip my wife for making it.

Also, I worked through lunch, so I'm not sure if I can count my revenue against the cost. Judges, can I get a ruling?

[Raiderhater]

Nadda, work pays for meals when I’m on the road during the week. A caveat to today though, I had lunch at The Amish Cheese House and afterwards walked to the store side and spent $35 on three different cheeses, a hot cocoa mix and a cheese and ale soup mix.

[Rain Man]

Nadda, work pays for meals when I’m on the road during the week. A caveat to today though, I had lunch at The Amish Cheese House and afterwards walked to the store side and spent $35 on three different cheeses, a hot cocoa mix and a cheese and ale soup mix.

I hear that the waitresses are really hot there, too.

Now that I think about it, if I ever opened up a strip club I'd probably call it The Amish Cheese House.

[Raiderhater]

I hear that the waitresses are really hot there, too.

Now that I think about it, if I ever opened up a strip club I'd probably call it The Amish Cheese House.

LMAO

There were a couple of, eh, cute-ish young ladies behind the counter today. This was also in eastern Oklahoma, so your local talent may vary.

[mlyonsd]

A new pizza joint a block from where I work had a soft opening today. They were giving out free pizza and water/pop. So $0.

I won't be going back though, they cover the toppings with cheese. Which of course is an obvious infraction worthy of no return.

[Bearcat]

Nadda, work pays for meals when I’m on the road during the week. A caveat to today though, I had lunch at The Amish Cheese House and afterwards walked to the store side and spent $35 on three different cheeses, a hot cocoa mix and a cheese and ale soup mix.

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[DJay23]

bout tree fiddy

[Easy 6]

$12 for three street style carne asada tacos with rice and beans from the taco truck our best Mexican restaurant sends around town

Sooo loaded with freshly cooked steak, sooo filling... its always blows me away how I can easily go spend that same $12 on absolute garbage fast food that in NO way compares

Big lime wedges with some legit red and green salsa on the side, talk about amazing value

[Raiderhater]

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I have driven past that place I don’t know how many times over the years going between KC and East Texas, many times late at night when they were closed. Some of the family has stopped in there for cheese from time to time. I determined today I was going to stop because I have been craving some horseradish cheddar lately. It was lunch time when I got there so decided to have a sandwich while I was at it.

In addition to the cheese I went in for, I also nabbed some smoked horseradish cheese and, one of my favorites that I rarely find anymore, red hoop cheddar, which I’m bubbling in at the moment.

Also, I come from a family of rats, we LOOOOOVE cheese. With the Olive Garden mentions today, we used to apologize to our servers when we’d go there back in the day because each of us would let them keep churning and churning on that fresh parm grater for our salads and meals. There would be a mountain of cheese on top of whatever cheesy meal we had ordered. Some would call that a problem, we call it delicious.

[HC_Chief]

$14.53
Chick Fil'A
San Jose Mineta International Airport

[big nasty kcnut]

$8.60 on wings, cheese bites with bottled water with flavor pack which I got the water for free. Good meal.

[Dark Horse]

How much is crow? Asking for a certain someone

[mr. tegu]

About $1.25. Costco chicken and some veggies from a huge bag.

[Bearcat]

I have driven past that place I don’t know how many times over the years going between KC and East Texas, many times late at night when they were closed. Some of the family has stopped in there for cheese from time to time. I determined today I was going to stop because I have been craving some horseradish cheddar lately. It was lunch time when I got there so decided to have a sandwich while I was at it.

In addition to the cheese I went in for, I also nabbed some smoked horseradish cheese and, one of my favorites that I rarely find anymore, red hoop cheddar, which I’m bubbling in at the moment.

Also, I come from a family of rats, we LOOOOOVE cheese. With the Olive Garden mentions today, we used to apologize to our servers when we’d go there back in the day because each of us would let them keep churning and churning on that fresh parm grater for our salads and meals. There would be a mountain of cheese on top of whatever cheesy meal we had ordered. Some would call that a problem, we call it delicious.

If you haven't tried it and ever see this, it's freakin' delicious. They have a horseradish, too.

(and just check your cholesterol every year, heh)

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[St. Patty's Fire]

got a $5 biggie bag baby

[AndChiefs]

$2-3. Had a sandwich, some chips, and a dad taxed reeses peanut butter cup.

[stevegroganfan]

Roughly $1.60 since I had two frozen single pizzas from a box of 12 that I got on sale from Costco.

Around 12 days ago, I actually did visit the Kansas City area for the first time on my way to Colorado and went to one of the Joe's Kansas City barbeque locations and got a jumbo sized pulled pork sandwich and french fries. Very crowded for 11:30 on a Saturday. The sandwich and fries were excellent.

I didn't get attacked wearing my Tom Brady jersey until I told a few Chief fans in line near me that I am a first cousin of Scott Pioli and he consulted with me on bringing in Matt Cassell.

Obviously joking about Brady jersey/Pioli but not joking about going to Joe's.

[Mike in SW-MO]

Leftover spaghetti & sliced kohlrabi. Call it a dollar.

[srvy]

Not one damn cent and I made sure I got a slice of apple pie and a scoop of vanilla bean icecrean. Was on my brother :D

[scho63]

I spent $25 fucking a fat pig.

On no, wait that was Titty Meat.

[St. Patty's Fire]

I spent $25 fucking a fat pig.

On no, wait that was Titty Meat.

the difference is titty meat isnt insecure like you

[Pepe Silvia]

I spent $15 at Subway.

[Stewie]

Ate at home. Ham and Swiss on rye, tortilla chips, iced tea. Probably less than $2.

[Raiderhater]

If you haven't tried it and ever see this, it's freakin' delicious. They have a horseradish, too.

(and just check your cholesterol every year, heh)

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I have distinctive tastes when it come to heat. My tolerance for heat has grown over the past several years but, still no where near the level eating what amounts to straight fire. Now I’ve always had a fondness for horseradish, and as my heat tolerance has gone up I keep adding more and more of it to whatever I’m eating it with. Jalapeños, even if mild I could care less about, just not the right flavor for me (not that I won’t eat them mind you), but you give me some Hatch chilies and I am all over that flavor, hot or not.

I’ve had mixed experiences with habaneros, so the cheeses have always piqued my interest and at the same time I’ve shied away from them. One that I keep eyeing, and will likely break down and eventually buy is a mango habanero. Seems like an interesting sweet heat mix.

[Raiderhater]

I spent $25 fucking a fat pig.

On no, wait that was Titty Meat.

If you paid that soulless ginger $25 for sex, you likely overpaid.

[Titty Meat]

I spent $25 ****ing a fat pig.

On no, wait that was Titty Meat.

No your mom was free

[scho63]

the difference is titty meat isnt insecure like you

Sure Dr Sigmund Freud

[scho63]

No your mom was free

My Mom has been dead since 2002.

That was a tranny.

[St. Patty's Fire]

Sure Dr Sigmund Freud

you don’t need to be freud to see it LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

4 eggs - 86 cents
2 slices of toast - 24 cents
2 pats of butter - 2 cents

satisfaction of knowing my dick is getting sucked by the woman i love tomorrow at about the same time - priceless

[scho63]

you don’t need to be freud to see it LMAO

You know nothing about me, even though you think you do.

Keep guessing. ROFL

[Titty Meat]

My Mom has been dead since 2002.

That was a tranny.

Whats wrong with Trannys the package is just extra

[St. Patty's Fire]

You know nothing about me, even though you think you do.

Keep guessing. ROFL

i know that you have nothing better to do other than start a thread on a football message board about how you spent $100 at a diner thinking it’s a flex over a bunch of anonymous internet people you’ve never met

[MahomesMagic]

21 dollars for Grass Fed Steak/Braised Beef bowl.


And it was my breakfast/lunch.

[Raiderhater]

you don’t need to be freud to see it LMAO

Perhaps, perhaps not. I’m just not sure that using Billay as a counter in your comparison qualifies you as an expert on anything Freud. I mean, if Freud were to read Billay’s posts on this site… he’d likely have to write a whole new book.

[scho63]

i know that you have nothing better to do other than start a thread on a football message board about how you spent $100 at a diner thinking it’s a flex over a bunch of anonymous internet people you’ve never met

Sitting at the bar of a restaurant hanging out and surfing the web as I finish my meal is pretty routine. Took 2 minutes to post and while I never met some of the assholes I referenced, I feel like I know them like the pebble in my shoe.

But I bet you have a group of deep thinking academics who who all go to a restaurant together and pontificate on how you can all fix the world and solve everyone's problems.

Yet you're here on CP interacting with the same anonymous people and flexing on how you know me and what I'm like. ROFL

[threebag]

How much did u spend on ur last hooker billay

Big Bill was paid $2.22

[cdcox]

Intermittent fasting. So $0.00 plus I lost some like 0.117 lbs while all of you lunch eaters got fatter and poorer. I'm basking in my superiority and being the envy of all of the internet.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Bought lunch in the city today so the equivalent of about 11USD

[Nc_Chief]

My wife cooked for me.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I'm Mighty Mike so I made a few bucks, but some cheap skate (who kept mumbling I'll show them I'll show them) stiffed me out of a decent tip

[Bearcat]

I have distinctive tastes when it come to heat. My tolerance for heat has grown over the past several years but, still no where near the level eating what amounts to straight fire. Now I’ve always had a fondness for horseradish, and as my heat tolerance has gone up I keep adding more and more of it to whatever I’m eating it with. Jalapeños, even if mild I could care less about, just not the right flavor for me (not that I won’t eat them mind you), but you give me some Hatch chilies and I am all over that flavor, hot or not.

I’ve had mixed experiences with habaneros, so the cheeses have always piqued my interest and at the same time I’ve shied away from them. One that I keep eyeing, and will likely break down and eventually buy is a mango habanero. Seems like an interesting sweet heat mix.

The cheese really helps tone down the heat, so while it's definitely there, it's not overpowering.

[Dunerdr]

0$ I work at a data center with provided lunch and breakfast. The cafeteria isn't always good but they have a panini option. Can't beat a good hot sandwich.

[RedRaider56]

$0 Had leftover spicy shredded chicken, placed on a chalupa shell, topped with lettuce, grated cheese and hot sauce. Dessert was Halloween candy remnants

[BlackHelicopters]

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

Heh

[arrowheadnation]

A couple coworkers and I went to Whole Foods when it opened in our city because they were raving about its food. I had never been to one before and was curious so I tagged along. They got slices of pizza and homemade chips. I opted to get some food off the food bar/buffet (whatever it’s called). I knew they charged by the pound but I didn’t see the price anywhere and the place was busy as shit so I just rolled with it. Needless to say, a few chicken strips, some mac n cheese, a piece of pie, and an awful tasting “cola” from some off-brand boutique soda company ended up costing me close to $40…haven’t been back since.

[Raiderhater]

The cheese really helps tone down the heat, so while it's definitely there, it's not overpowering.

Even though I just bought three different cheeses yesterday, this conversation prompted me to go ahead and pick up the mango habanero cheese when I was at the store a little bit ago. Fuck it, I always knew I was eventually going to break down and try it, might as well stop putting it off.

[Kman34]

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

Nice Fast times reference….

[Mephistopheles Janx]

$1.72 on a Totinos Party Pizza.

[LiveSteam]

I'm about to puke up mom's Y2k noodles

[Easy 6]

$1.72 on a Totinos Party Pizza.

Best crust in frozen pizza

[PunkinDrublic]

Nothing, your mom fixed me a sandwich after she finished blowing me.

[Pepe Silvia]

Best crust in frozen pizza

That and DiGiornio.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Best crust in frozen pizza

...and that’s not even arguable

[saphojunkie]

Zero. I fast until dinner time. I’ll have black coffee and water during the day, but rarely eat lunch unless a business obligation requires it.

You must be poor you dumb fucking liberal. Cant even afford to eat for 18 hours a day.

[TinyEvel]

dude even fast food is pricey now.

A basic combo meal is ten bucks.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

...and that’s not even arguable

Imagine if you could get that crust with some decent toppings instead of fake, soy based cheese and something called 'pepperoni flavored pizza topping' which I can only assume is made out of rat meat.

Sure is tasty as hell, though!

[Pitt Gorilla]

Best crust in frozen pizza

Red Baron is better, IMO.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Red Baron is better, IMO.

Tony's is pretty damn good crust, I think it's made by the same company who makes Totino's Party Pizza but it's a bit thicker and the toppings are better.

Edit** Tony's and Red Baron are both actually a Schwan's brand, you learn something new every day.

[Pinchshot]

Buying lunch is for suckers

[Easy 6]

That and DiGiornio.

...and that’s not even arguable

Imagine if you could get that crust with some decent toppings instead of fake, soy based cheese and something called 'pepperoni flavored pizza topping' which I can only assume is made out of rat meat.

Sure is tasty as hell, though!

Red Baron is better, IMO.

For those of you out there who aren't above some Totinos now and then, let me share this little hack I tried thats works miracles... spray the bottom of your crust with some vegetable oil

Just trust me, DO IT

And yeah, its always best to dress up a Totinos with some good cheese and fresh Italian sausage, pepperoni, a little olive oil, veggies etc... elevate that one tiny square pizza a little bit and it will bust your gut

[lewdog]

Tell me how much you pay for lunch and then tell me how overweight you are.

It's only fair!

Scho, you go first!

[hometeam]

I skipped lunch

[493rd]

I just bought a $70k BMW does that count? I put $35k down. I’ll wait for DaFace to verify that though.

[Pepe Silvia]

For those of you out there who aren't above some Totinos now and then, let me share this little hack I tried thats works miracles... spray the bottom of your crust with some vegetable oil

Just trust me, DO IT

And yeah, its always best to dress up a Totinos with some good cheese and fresh Italian sausage, pepperoni, a little olive oil, veggies etc... elevate that one tiny square pizza a little bit and it will bust your gut

I always throw my own Pecorino Romano cheese and pepperoni on them.

[Lzen]

For those of you out there who aren't above some Totinos now and then, let me share this little hack I tried thats works miracles... spray the bottom of your crust with some vegetable oil

Just trust me, DO IT

And yeah, its always best to dress up a Totinos with some good cheese and fresh Italian sausage, pepperoni, a little olive oil, veggies etc... elevate that one tiny square pizza a little bit and it will bust your gut

I just pick up a papa Murphy pizza. Mmmmmm

[ILikeBigTiddys]

$25ish on a sandwich with chips

[neech]

I had a chick fil a deluxe sandwich, no fries or soda.

Less then 6 dollars I think.

[Fat Elvis]

Less than $4.00...giant slice of pizza and a berry sundae from Sam's Club.

[splatbass]

$22. Korean fried chicken. Delicious.


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