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cmh6476
03-30-2024, 05:33 PM
Probably not real sfw

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/vFVvH5FcTTtitez4/?mibextid=oFDknk

Hark Clunt
03-30-2024, 05:40 PM
i took a huge shit today

IowaHawkeyeChief
03-30-2024, 05:49 PM
Drugs and no accountability by the Po Po leads to this shit...

Hammock Parties
03-30-2024, 05:54 PM
she loves it when it's rock hard

Pablo
03-30-2024, 05:55 PM
Goddamn I don't miss that place

lolol

scho63
03-30-2024, 05:58 PM
She really knows how to work the balls.

DJJasonp
03-30-2024, 05:58 PM
Toughest set of anal beads I’ve ever seen!

BWillie
03-30-2024, 06:00 PM
St Joes.

94% white people.

And still shitty.

Looooots of mayonnaise sandwiches. LOTS.

Rain Man
03-30-2024, 06:09 PM
A crack whore mating with a rock? I think this is the opening scene of the Lawrence Taylor biography.

bdj23
03-30-2024, 06:12 PM
Exhibitionist or junkie? Regardless, she deserves a flogging.

Pablo
03-30-2024, 06:12 PM
St Joes.

94% white people.

And still shitty.

Looooots of mayonnaise sandwiches. LOTS.

Why would you eat those when Sack N Save chili dogs are 2/$1?

Real dogfood mixed in every bite!

comochiefsfan
03-30-2024, 06:26 PM
The Chiefs should bring her out to training camp this year.

She could be the entertainment while we wait in that long ass line in the parking lot to get in.

Icon
03-30-2024, 06:32 PM
I was really hoping this was going to be a geology joke. I guess the joke was on me for clicking. Need bleach for my eyes now.

saphojunkie
03-30-2024, 06:37 PM
St Joes.

94% white people.

And still shitty.

Looooots of mayonnaise sandwiches. LOTS.

what in the fuck is wrong with you

Womble
03-30-2024, 06:40 PM
You should know better than that Tyreek...

Pablo
03-30-2024, 06:43 PM
what in the fuck is wrong with you

Agreed.

It's only 81% white, he's way off

Smed1065
03-30-2024, 06:44 PM
what in the fuck is wrong with you Reality?

BWillie
03-30-2024, 06:46 PM
Agreed.

It's only 81% white, he's way off

The metropolitan statistical area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Joseph,_Missouri_metropolitan_area

Some really nice trailer parks up there.

Pablo
03-30-2024, 06:54 PM
The metropolitan statistical area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Joseph,_Missouri_metropolitan_area

Some really nice trailer parks up there.

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/savannahcitymissouri,stjosephcitymissouri,US/PST045223

Oh it gets really white if you're going outside of St. Joe. I'm from Savannah and St Joe was the "city" for us. Check it out.

That 94%....

https://media1.tenor.com/m/uN_sLmFqa9cAAAAC/wolf-of-wall-street-rookie-numbers.gif

ChiliConCarnage
03-30-2024, 06:55 PM
Free publicity for that store. Seems nice

GabyKeepsMeWarm
03-30-2024, 07:01 PM
I can smell that from here.

Pablo
03-30-2024, 07:13 PM
I can smell that from here.

Smells like a bait cooler you forgot in the garage for a week in July.

BWillie
03-30-2024, 07:14 PM
Smells like a bait cooler you forgot in the garage for a week in July.

Would

Delano
03-30-2024, 07:16 PM
The crack whore version of the Atlas Stone strongman challenge.

Molitoth
03-30-2024, 07:39 PM
lol, the facebook comments are gold.

Pablo
03-30-2024, 08:02 PM
This one is pretty awful as well.

I'm pretty sure this was recorded in QueefyBugger's backyard or at a Bills tailgate

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They could not believe their eyes <a href="https://t.co/6bJxHV5kWm">pic.twitter.com/6bJxHV5kWm</a></p>&mdash; Crazy Clips (@crazyclipsonly) <a href="https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1774170428468081078?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 30, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

digger
03-30-2024, 08:02 PM
Fenny Jenny...

Titty Meat
03-30-2024, 08:03 PM
Would

The problem with dudes and porn is they ain’t getting the bitches they want so when they finally get that piece of ass it don’t live up to them porno hoes they been jerking to for multiple and multiple videos for hours on hours

Holladay
03-30-2024, 08:09 PM
lol, the facebook comments are gold.

Was gonna be my comment:)

ChiliConCarnage
03-30-2024, 08:14 PM
This one is pretty awful as well.

I'm pretty sure this was recorded in QueefyBugger's backyard or at a Bills tailgate

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">They could not believe their eyes <a href="https://t.co/6bJxHV5kWm">pic.twitter.com/6bJxHV5kWm</a></p>&mdash; Crazy Clips (@crazyclipsonly) <a href="https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1774170428468081078?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 30, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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ptlyon
03-30-2024, 08:17 PM
The problem with dudes and porn is they ain’t getting the bitches they want so when they finally get that piece of ass it don’t live up to them porno hoes they been jerking to for multiple and multiple videos for hours on hours

Sounds like you've been diagnosed

ghak99
03-30-2024, 08:18 PM
https://i.gifer.com/2fYg.gif

Rainbarrel
03-30-2024, 08:29 PM
Nothing says love to the morning clerks like the security camera footage

threebag
03-30-2024, 08:32 PM
That cement ball gets more ass than MeatPeeker

TinyEvel
03-30-2024, 09:43 PM
Say what you will but she has pretty good form

alanm
03-31-2024, 09:11 AM
For once I have no words. It's like passing a car wreck. :eek:

stumppy
03-31-2024, 09:21 AM
Anyone know what the address of that store is?


Asking for a friend.

TLO
03-31-2024, 09:34 AM
Anyone know what the address of that store is?


Asking for a friend.

Here ya go

1525 Saint Joseph Ave. Saint Joseph, MO 64505

Bowser
03-31-2024, 09:43 AM
Somebody wake 'penz up so he can go take care of this mess.

J Diddy
03-31-2024, 04:49 PM
Anyone know what the address of that store is?


Asking for a friend.

Just google stank fish odor in St. Joe. Maps should take you right there. Uh, your friend.

cmh6476
03-31-2024, 04:49 PM
Apparently the ball now has a tinder account

J Diddy
03-31-2024, 04:52 PM
Apparently the ball now has a tinder account

Looks like it could score a killing on Grindr, too.

Rain Man
03-31-2024, 06:14 PM
Somewhere out in the world, there's a guy who asked this woman out on a date and got turned down, and he's now facing the reality that she chose a rock over him.

Rausch
03-31-2024, 06:17 PM
Goddamn I don't miss that place

lolol

Yeah, this machine is free of all of facebook's nonsense. I'm not gonna' infect it with that...

ptlyon
03-31-2024, 06:38 PM
Somewhere out in the world, there's a guy who asked this woman out on a date and got turned down, and he's now facing the reality that she chose a rock over him.

And is the happiest, man, alive

saphojunkie
03-31-2024, 09:57 PM
“Is that Chantelle?”

Pitt Gorilla
03-31-2024, 10:03 PM
Saw the broken mirror on the truck, thought it might be St. Joe.

J Diddy
04-01-2024, 08:18 AM
I wondering if this is the new version of Pokemon Go, Pokemon Come.

ModSocks
04-01-2024, 01:57 PM
Billay was probably messaging her all night and left her hangin'.

notorious
04-01-2024, 01:58 PM
Somewhere out in the world, there's a guy who asked this woman out on a date and got turned down, and he's now facing the reality that she chose a rock over him.

The collision pillar in front of Walmart is crying inside.

Graystoke
04-01-2024, 02:52 PM
Took the pet rock thing to serious.

TLO
04-01-2024, 02:58 PM
I saw this lady today sitting out in front of the library on Woodbine. Pretty clearly homeless. Wasn't trying to get ass fucked by any rocks asn of now.

Chiefaholic
04-01-2024, 07:55 PM
Target is filing a restraining order against her as we speak.

Rasputin
04-01-2024, 10:17 PM
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Ming the Merciless
04-01-2024, 10:32 PM
was there a suction cup dildo on it

J Diddy
04-02-2024, 03:02 AM
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Dammit.

I'm sitting here at 4 AM singing to Miley fucking Cyrus.