You ever had a coworker

[big nasty kcnut]

You wanted to pimpslap the fuck out of? Why can't I have normal coworkers.

[threebag]

Invite him out for a beer after work. Then smack a bitch

[Fish]

Simma down, nut. HR hates it when you kill your coworkers.

Instead, close your eyes and imagine Mahomes throwing a football right in their stupid face.

[Spott]

Simma down, nut. HR hates it when you kill your coworkers.

Instead, close your eyes and imagine Mahomes throwing a football right in their stupid face.

HR only hates it because they’d rather do it themselves.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You still have chili cheese burritos?

[poolboy]

you must work for the state or county

[Frazod]

Only everywhere I ever worked in my entire fucking life. :#

[Iowanian]

Fill his sister full of your pimp juice.

[TLO]

Yes. But don't do it at work. Invite them to the George Brett statue.

[Iowanian]

Taco fart in his coffee mug, give pink eye, big laughs

[big nasty kcnut]

Lol no I don't work at taco Bueno or bell I work at wal mart. I hate that people get to me. I try to be mister positive thinking of my chiefs and royals but then I have to deal with these numbnuts.

[Iowanian]

Tell him to show respect or there gonna be a cleanup in aisle 5.


Or….everyone has to be dealing with dumbfucks at work. Keep in mind the average iq is only average because half of the people are stupid benchodes.

[Otter]

I'd run out of fingers if I'd pointed out the the co-workers I'd want to bitch slap when I was in corporate world.

There's a crabs in a bucket mentality when people think if they kill each other off for the sake of making themselves look better instead of working together.

Hang in there big guy.

[neech]

Only everywhere I ever worked in my entire ****ing life. :#

Yeah, it’s a part of life get use to it.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Yes. But don't do it at work. Invite them to the George Brett statue.

I tend to invite them over for a meth and vaccination party then leave them to freeze to death right outside my door.

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[Zebedee DuBois]

Every group of workers has at least one member who is an idiot.

Just look at all the people you encounter everyday. Idiots abound. They all have to have jobs too. It's just math. Some of them are going to be in your work group. If there is only one in your group - you are extremely lucky. And then there are the part-time idiots. Not that they work part-time - that they are OK workers part of the time, and part of the time they are idiots. Part time idiots may be aware that they did something idiotic and have some remorse. Full time idiots are blissfully self-unaware.

If you think your work group has no idiots, there may be some disappointing news for you.

[poolboy]

I tend to invite them over for a meth and vaccination party then leave them to freeze to death right outside my door.

off topic sorry but what the heck happened with the the guys that froze?

[FlaChief58]

The list is quite extensive

[RedinTexas]

In my time in the Air Force I was once assigned to a hard crew (a crew where you fly with the same people every time) for a period of about 2 months with one of the worst copilots I ever flew with. Our first mission was a 20 minute flight on which he tried to land at the wrong airport and then tried to land on the wrong runway at the right airport. In both instances I was the one that saw the problem and told him what he was attempting to do. The volume at which I was starting to yell at him was increasing the closer we got to runway until the aircraft commander finally realized that I was right. After getting on the ground he denied that he had done anything wrong and claimed that he would have figured things out on his own.

This was just my first flight with him in that period of time and it was a signal of what was to come over the next couple months. He was an awful pilot and worse yet, he was convinced that he was very, very good. He was also convinced that navigators were stupid. What he didn't know was that the DO (the man effectively the vice commander of the squadron) had specifically put me on that crew because they were a problem. His instructions in private to me were that I was to fix that crew as he didn't want to hear of any more incidents.

After returning home a couple months later the DO came to me and told me that he assumed everything had gone just fine since he hadn't heard anything since. I told him that he was mistaken and met with him for about 30 minutes behind closed doors where I told him that the copilot was an accident waiting to happen and they should never, under any circumstances, let him upgrade to an aircraft commander. The DO took me seriously and they surreptitiously started keeping an eye on him. A couple months later they shipped him out to an assignment that only went to people as either punishment, or for seriously bad pilots.

[GabyKeepsMeWarm]

OP, and others here, I truly empathize.

Stupid shit, mistakes and general problems are part of every workplace. But one thing I've never been able to understand, are the people who think the workplace is the appropriate venue for tantrums, yelling, cursing, etc...

I actually had to speak to HR two days ago because one of my coworkers, who I have about two minutes of actual interaction with every day, begain screaming and cursing at me in what amounted to a total meltdown all because she forgot to lock a drawer, someone borrowed a pen from said drawer, and somehow I was to blame. Oh, and the pen borrower brought the pen back the following day, apologized and thanked my coworker, and two hours later, I still got my ass chewed.

You can't make this shit up.

[Bump]

I'd run out of fingers if I'd pointed out the the co-workers I'd want to bitch slap when I was in corporate world.

There's a crabs in a bucket mentality when people think if they kill each other off for the sake of making themselves look better instead of working together.

Hang in there big guy.

There was this chick that would scheme to make others look bad. If a new employee asked her for help or something she would intentionally tell her to do it wrong so that way she can tell them loudly what she's doing wrong while there was a manager nearby. The managers were like "wow, she's really impressive we should promote her"

[smithandrew051]

My current work group is awesome. No one hangs out outside of work, but everyone gets along.

Good attitudes all around. No drama.

This is a first for me though.

[alanm]

Lol no I don't work at taco Bueno or bell I work at wal mart. I hate that people get to me. I try to be mister positive thinking of my chiefs and royals but then I have to deal with these numbnuts.In a place like Walmart people who don't pull their weight or fuck around on the job tend to weed themselves out fairly quick before their gone. Then you get a new bunch of ass wipes to deal with. Hang in there.

[TLO]

Nut, you ever busted a nut in a coworker?

[Pablo]

Nut, you ever busted a nut in a coworker?

Hopefully it was a big, nasty one in the walmart bathroom.

[HemiEd]

I am utterly shocked that Walmart would employ such an undesirable coworker.

[GabyKeepsMeWarm]

This was just my first flight with him in that period of time and it was a signal of what was to come over the next couple months. He was an awful pilot and worse yet, he was convinced that he was very, very good. He was also convinced that navigators were stupid. What he didn't know was that the DO (the man effectively the vice commander of the squadron) had specifically put me on that crew because they were a problem. His instructions in private to me were that I was to fix that crew as he didn't want to hear of any more incidents.



These are the most dangerous people in life and at the workplace. The arrogance, bravado and ego only adds to their already scary level of ineptitude because they are in fact delusional about their abilities. If it only affected them, hey, no harm no foul. But when others depend on them, it's at these moments you pray other safeguards are in place to prevent disaster.

[RedinTexas]

These are the most dangerous people in life and at the workplace. The arrogance, bravado and ego only adds to their already scary level of ineptitude because they are in fact delusional about their abilities. If it only affected them, hey, no harm no foul. But when others depend on them, it's at these moments you pray other safeguards are in place to prevent disaster.

Oh so very true.

[scho63]

I was hoping by the title when coming into this thread that I would be reading a "Dear Penthouse" type letter of how OP busted his KC based Nasty Nut into one of his skanky, slutty co-workers in the back storage area.

Alas, it was not to be and instead we got a watered down version of "The People of Walmart".

:shrug:

[Chief Pagan]

I was hoping by the title when coming into this thread that I would be reading a "Dear Penthouse" type letter of how OP busted his KC based Nasty Nut into one of his skanky, slutty co-workers in the back storage area.

Alas, it was not to be and instead we got a watered down version of "The People of Walmart".

:shrug:

That was my first hope.

What is the world coming to.

:deevee:

[Fat Elvis]

My current work group is awesome. No one hangs out outside of work, but everyone gets along.

Good attitudes all around. No drama.

This is a first for me though.

This has been my experience the vast majority of my career. I work with really incredible and talented people.

[Rainbarrel]

Do Walmart hoggings end up in the garden center. I assume neither party wants their vehicle known

[Megatron96]

I mean, if you've worked for more than a couple years/had more than a couple jobs, who hasn't? Usually they're either in middle management or HR, ime.

[scho63]

I've always had good to great co-workers at every job except my short time working part-time at Sprouts. They were mostly bitter and full of themselves while working in a supermarket making jack squat.

I keep in touch with a co-worker and someone who became a great friend from my days as a newspaper pressman from 1981-1987. He and his wife just retired and built their dream home down on a lake in South Carolina. We did a lot of fun things in the 80's and lived in a giant bachelor pad with 2 other guys.

My very good friend from my short time 1987-1988 working at Investors Center, the first place Jordan Belfort of Wolf of Wall Street worked at, will be out here in Tucson AZ next week with his company for a set of meetings. He is Sr VP of a publicly traded company in the financial industry and a great guy. I'll travel down to Tucson to meet him for dinner and maybe a round of golf. He lives in Tampa.

I keep in touch with a female co-worker from my days at Dean Witter brokerage where I worked from 1989-1994. Lisa is a great person and we dated very briefly. She is still in the financial industry and nearing retirement. She is also great friends with my best friend's ex-wife.

I keep in touch with two former colleagues and now friends from my days in China / Hong Kong. 1994-1997. One was a Brit who lived in Beijing and then Shanghai for a total of 27 years and now is back in London area with his 2nd wife and family. He helped me navigate China and saved my ass multiple times. My other buddy, a native Hong Kong citizen still lives there and we connect about once a year to check in on each other.

I had been keeping in touch with several colleagues from a conference producing company I was working at for a year called ICM, International Conference Management in San Fran in 1997-1998. We sold conference attendance to executives. Many of my co-workers were from Australia, Bermuda, England and Ireland. We played golf together often and kept in touch for years. Sadly I've lost touch with each of them over time and it's been around 12 years since I had contact.

1998-2002, 2007-2008, 2018-2019, 2023, 2023-present. I am now working again for my first boss in San Francisco, both becoming a friend and working at multiple companies, this one being number 5. He is Canadian, based in Toronto and the most trust worthy person I know. Never lied to me in 27 years either as my boss or friend. There are a few of those colleagues I still keep in touch with, several in Canada and a couple over in Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia, all native Yugoslavian's.

I'm best friends with my partner and co-worker from my hardwood flooring store in New Jersey from 2002-2007. We speak about 5-6 times a week, play golf when together and he shares my passion for food, booze and cigars. He is a former biker and a wild man.

The first company I worked for when I moved from Toronto to Virginia, 2008-2010 dissolved and went out of business. I kept in touch sparingly with a SQL DB guy that had a ton of contacts in the music industry. He was a Texan and was a studio guitarist at times. We haven't spoken in about a year since I left Facebook.

I keep in touch with 90% of my former colleagues at the company I left in Northern Virginia that sold a service to the property management industry. From 2011-2017. Both the owners and co-workers are great people and treated me well.

Lastly, after 3 1/2 years at Amazon, I developed a great friendship with 3 much younger guys that worked with my on a team as 4 equals. I was just out for drinks with the 3 of them last week and we get together all the time. One is 23 and a naive Mormon from Utah, another 34 year old interracial guy from Oakland who just got married after 8 years with his GF and then the last guy is 42 and has his hands full with his wife and her crazy ex-husband.

At my present company, I am developing some great friendships with my colleagues since last May when I joined.

The key to all these lifelong friendships that developed with former coworkers is that I never worked at a company I hated or didn't like the people.

[Rain Man]

I've worked at two small companies and one large company.

The small companies tended to have functional people (other than onr massively destructive psychopath at the first one who snuck through the filter), because the people doing the hiring knew that they would have to work with any person who was hired. So they looked for people who weren't nightmares or mutants.

In the large company, the people doing the hiring didn't have to work with the person and would likely never see them again. So they'd hire based on the resume, and then all of a sudden some mutant would appear in the next cubicle over.

So let this be a lesson. If you're a weird mutant person, small companies won't hire you and large companies will. Plan your job search accordingly.

[Buehler445]

Hang in there dude.

It might also be possible that your coworker was having a shit day and it bled out into professional life.

[big nasty kcnut]

Funny thing I got a letter from wal mart about our 15% discount from December delivered today and the code to use it that already expired

[Hammock Parties]

I reported this thread to wal mart HR

you're a dangerous person, nut

[Coochie liquor]

Luckily in construction, if a guy is an asshole he usually is finding another job quickly. Most guys ain’t putting up with that shit on the site, and there’s power tools everywhere lol. But mostly guys just show up, do their job, shoot the shit, and are chill. I’ve had way more asshole bosses, than asshole coworkers.

[Rausch]

You wanted to pimpslap the fuck out of? Why can't I have normal coworkers.

All of them but 4 for 12 years.

I've never been to a place with more immoral scumbag motherfuckers in my life.

[Rasputin]

Antifreeze :shrug:

[big nasty kcnut]

I'm not dangerous I just needed to vent. I mean I have cp does that mean I should be taken advantage?

[threebag]

I hear most people throw rocks at insufferable cucks on the highway

[lewdog]

I work with a guy named Trivers.

Dumbest fuck you've ever met. Rambles on and on with incoherent meaning.