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KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 06:16 PM
If this thread reaches 144 posts I'll text a picture of my balls to Bugeater.
Jewish Rabbi
04-23-2024, 06:18 PM
R u gay?
KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 06:19 PM
R u gay?

Depends.
ChiliConCarnage
04-23-2024, 06:37 PM
Hay U guiise
ChiliConCarnage
04-23-2024, 06:39 PM
You ever been sexually harassed by a lonely septuagenarian?
IowaHawkeyeChief
04-23-2024, 06:43 PM
LFG!
redfan
04-23-2024, 06:47 PM
What's your 40 time?
lawrenceRaider
04-23-2024, 06:48 PM
We need clarification. Your testicles in your sack balls, or just a picture of some random balls you have hanging around the house?

Football, basketball, and baseballs don't count.
displacedinMN
04-23-2024, 07:28 PM
Do you want to be sexually harassed before you retire?
Titty Meat
04-23-2024, 07:42 PM
134 mo'!
BigRedChief
04-23-2024, 07:50 PM
Copyright infringement. BTW, you got a stick of deodorant handy?
PatMahomesIsGod
04-23-2024, 07:57 PM
What’s First Down Elvis’ dick taste like?
Graystoke
04-23-2024, 08:08 PM
Manscaped or Bwanna?
UteChief
04-23-2024, 08:09 PM
#14
Titty Meat
04-23-2024, 08:37 PM
What’s First Down Elvis’ dick taste like?

Doodoo cumwater
smithandrew051
04-23-2024, 09:31 PM
Ideal first date?

A. $100 lunch at Pasta Brioni
B. NYE in Placencia, Belize
C. Sexually assaulted by a 70 year old
D. Angry sex with a horny coyote (RIP Ubeja)
KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 09:54 PM
Copyright infringement. BTW, you got a stick of deodorant handy?

Never touched the stuff.
KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 09:55 PM
What’s First Down Elvis’ dick taste like?

Ask First Lady Elvis
KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 09:55 PM
Ideal first date?

A. $100 lunch at Pasta Brioni
B. NYE in Placencia, Belize
C. Sexually assaulted by a 70 year old
D. Angry sex with a horny coyote (RIP Ubeja)

D

Lol like the first letter of dick.
KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 09:56 PM
Do you want to be sexually harassed before you retire?

Maybe.
KurtCobain
04-23-2024, 09:57 PM
What's your 40 time?

How many breaks do I get?
PatMahomesIsGod
04-24-2024, 05:06 AM
Doodoo cumwater

Seems accurate.
PatMahomesIsGod
04-24-2024, 05:06 AM
Ideal first date?

A. $100 lunch at Pasta Brioni
B. NYE in Placencia, Belize
C. Sexually assaulted by a 70 year old
D. Angry sex with a horny coyote (RIP Ubeja)

Obvious choice is obvious.
BigRedChief
04-24-2024, 06:13 AM
Never touched the stuff.Well that explains a lot. :p
Hog's Gone Fishin
04-24-2024, 06:51 AM
If this thread reaches 144 posts I'll text a picture of my balls to Bugeater.

Well, we wouldn't want that to happen
Hog's Gone Fishin
04-24-2024, 06:51 AM
Well, we wouldn't want that to happen

Definitely not
Hog's Gone Fishin
04-24-2024, 06:52 AM
Well, we wouldn't want that to happen

Definitely not

Nope