B-17 #9 - keg in kc,First Down Elvis, MarkM, Coogs, ptlyon, Zebedee, et al

[Mark M]

We need a name for the de plane.

I'm ready to start dropping some bombs ...

which, with my sense of humor, shouldn't be all that surprising ...

MM
~~:spock:

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

[Mark M]

Um ... or we could just be the No Names ...

MM
~~:shrug:

[Rain Man]

I know that he was posting on the big initial assignment thread.

If he's under a table at a British pub, maybe you can take over naming the plane. You can then claim moral high ground if he doesn't like it.

[Mark M]

I know that he was posting on the big initial assignment thread.

If he's under a table at a British pub, maybe you can take over naming the plane. You can then claim moral high ground if he doesn't like it.

I think I'll wait a little while and see if he checks in ... or send him a message via carrier pigeon ...

MM
~~:)

[keg in kc]

Name, name, name. Gimme some time to think.

(Mark M dropping bombs? :eek: God save us all. The only safe ones are the targets.)

[keg in kc]

I think I'm leaning towards the "50 cent Mexican Whore". That's my early favorite.

[Phobia]

I think I'm leaning towards the "50 cent Mexican Whore". That's my early favorite.

Dude, Taco is gonna be SO PISSED.

[Mark M]

I think I'm leaning towards the "50 cent Mexican Whore". That's my early favorite.

ROFL

I kinda liked the Flying Whites ... or just White Out ...

in honor of the Beatles "Revolution #9" of course.

MM
~~:D

[JOhn]

Dude, Taco is gonna be SO PISSED.
No one mentioned his...... well you know. :rolleyes:

[Mark M]

(Mark M dropping bombs? :eek: God save us all. The only safe ones are the targets.)

Well, with the way some of my jokes have been around here lately, it's pretty appropriate ...

MM
~~:)

[Phobia]

No one mentioned his...... well you know. :rolleyes:

Oh, I assumed that was implied.

[keg in kc]

ROFL

I kinda liked the Flying Whites ... or just White Out ...

in honor of the Beatles "Revolution #9" of course.
Riiiiight.

Beatles?

What the hell is the Beatles. That something old hippies listen to?

[JOhn]

Oh, I assumed that was implied.
Well that is true, but this way he can't go crying back to his place.

But then on second thought :hmmm:

[keg in kc]

Hey, Mark -- how about "Suckmonster Sue"?

[ptlyon]

Oh. Sorry! Didn't know I was called to active duty!

Will report at 07:00 Sir!

[ptlyon]

Hey, Mark -- how about "Suckmonster Sue"?

Or the Sioux City Sue

[keg in kc]

Or the Sioux City SueIs there a difference?

[morphius]

Why not just call it the KEGGER, get a picture of a tapped keg, toss a hottie on top, and put the phrase "I'd Tap that" or soemthing similar :D

Morphius
odd, strange little man

[MikeTheWildcat]

Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat ready for action!

How about "The Keg" for the name of our Fort.

PS-In real life, I'm a Navy Aircrewmen. But my job is not quite as exciting as flying and fighting in a B-17.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Looks like our crew doesn't show up at the plane at the same time.

I had suggested earlier, Nattering Nabobs of Napalm. but I am quite OK with The Keg or The Kegger. Maybe the Dynamite Keg. Captain keg can make the call.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Or.... Nein, Mein Freulein.... works in our plane number, and conveys a negative sentiment towards a german.

Perhaps someone could make a naked chick superimposed over a face of Hitler so that his mustache is her mustache "down below".

Or perhaps something that you guys think of, which would undoubtedly be much better.

[keg in kc]

Don't want to name the plane after me. :shake:

Some cool names, but none of them hit me as "the one", yet. I'll keep thinking, and you guys keep the ideas coming.

[Mark M]

Why not just call it the KEGGER, get a picture of a tapped keg, toss a hottie on top, and put the phrase "I'd Tap that" or soemthing similar :D

Morphius
odd, strange little man

:clap:

I like that one myself ...

MM
~~ROFL

[keg in kc]

I guess I could live with the Kegger if everybody else can. I'm not much for graphic artistry, so someone a little more adept would need to come up with the nose art. I do like the "I'd tap that" idea. :thumb:

[morphius]

I guess I could live with the Kegger if everybody else can. I'm not much for graphic artistry, so someone a little more adept would need to come up with the nose art. I do like the "I'd tap that" idea. :thumb:
I'll see if I can find something, might help if people can search for pictures they want to use, because thats what takes up the most time.

[Zebedee DuBois]

While you guys are painting the nose, I'll be at the radio post, with my headphones on, listening to some tunes.....err maintaining contact with central command.



My gun shoots straight up!

[Mark M]

We got art ...

MM
~~:)

[MikeTheWildcat]

I'll tap it....the keg I mean...! :drool:

[keg in kc]

Nicely done, Mark.

[Mark M]

Nicely done, Mark.

Thank the graphic designer here at work -- I couldn't figure out how to get the two images together.

He showed me a trick in Photoshop that'll come in oh-so-handy around this place.

Hehehehehe ...

MM
~~:evil:

[keg in kc]

I'll tap it....the keg I mean...! :drool:Uhm, yeah. Uhh, you might, ehh, want to talk to those guys on plane #3, the Dreamsicle. They're into "that sort of thing".

[Zebedee DuBois]

Well done men!

Now, lets go drop some ordinance!

[keg in kc]

Plane #9 – Kegger

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, Low vertically (Vulnerable)


Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

1 Me109 driven away by fighters

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s.

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
No Flak!
Bombs run off target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 FW190s driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing
Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.

Aftereffects

None
Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc
Copilot First Down Elvis
Bombardier Mark M
Navigator Coogs
Engineer Ptlyon
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois
Tail Gunner Otter
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat

Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.

[keg in kc]

Keg’s piloting skills produce a tight formation with other B-17s, preventing an attack by 2 Me109s. I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.Right about now I'm wishing I hadn't just sung "I'm too sexy for my shirt"Not a scratch, not a wasted bullet. Bombs got wasted, though.What do you expect when your bombardier is eternally wasted....

[Zebedee DuBois]

Walk in the Park!

It would have been nice to hit something of Hitler's, instead of plowing some farmers field - but, "Wait 'till next time" (the rallying cry of all but 1 team in the NFL).

Nice flying Capt. keg. The raido room will be playing "Sky Pilot" and "Radar Love" throughout the next mission.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Forgive my ignorance, Did First Down Elvis achieve all his posts under a different name? I cannot place him.

and...

Coogs and Mark M. Jeesh. Not in the workplace, please guys. Especially not in the bomb bay.... or I'll have to play It's Rainin' Men over the radio.

[MikeTheWildcat]

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Originally Posted by MikeTheWildcat
I'll tap it....the keg I mean...!
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posted by keg
Uhm, yeah. Uhh, you might, ehh, want to talk to those guys on plane #3, the Dreamsicle. They're into "that sort of thing".
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I guess I should have said the "BEER" keg! :doh!:


Here's to making it through our first mission! :BLVD:

[Slayer Diablo]

Forgive my ignorance, Did First Down Elvis achieve all his posts under a different name? I cannot place him.

.

stevieray

[Rain Man]

Coogs and Mark M. Jeesh. Not in the workplace, please guys. Especially not in the bomb bay.... or I'll have to play It's Rainin' Men over the radio.

Hey now, don't get me involved in this.

[Mark M]

Coogs and Mark M caught in a naked embrace in an empty bomb bay.


Isn't there a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy?

Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...

MM
~~:shake:

[keg in kc]

Isn't there a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy?

Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...

MM
~~:shake:I don't want to hear what you may or may not have, uhm, "inhaled" while in a naked embrace with Coogs. :shake:

[Mark M]

I don't want to hear what you may or may not have, uhm, "inhaled" while in a naked embrace with Coogs. :shake:
Ya know, just because I'm thin and neat (although not single) doesn't mean I swing that way.

Although there was that one time at band camp ...

MM
~~;)

[keg in kc]

Ya know, just because I'm thin and neat (although not single) doesn't mean I swing that way.Hey, you're the one who said "Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...". Sounds to me like you had a ready-made excuse for some homo-erotic 'bUngadier" action.

[keg in kc]

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B-17 #9 – Kegger

Pilot keg in kc (1)
Copilot First Down Elvis (1)
Bombardier Mark M (1)
Navigator Coogs (1)
Engineer Ptlyon (1)
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois (1)
Tail Gunner Otter (1)
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink (1)
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic (1)
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat (1)
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Target: Lille
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

5 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

punkindrublic fires, misses
ptlyon fires, misses
MarkM fires, misses

Both Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Me109s driven away by fighters

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 2 Me109s driven away by fighters

coogs fires, damages Fw190
ptlyon fires, misses

Fw190 misses, breaks off attack

1 Me110 driven off by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - misses
Nice bomb run by Mark M – 30% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 driven away by fighters

coogs fires, kills Me109
punkindrublic fires, misses
zebedee dubois fires, misses
ptlyon fires, misses
MarkM fires, misses
Otter fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-nose – navigation equipment is knocked out. Not an issue unless the plane drops out of formation, and then coogs job gets hard.
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Me scores 2 hits
-radio room – radio knocked out of commission (Zebedee Dubois uninjured)
-superficial damage to waist

2 Mes circle, attack again

punkindrublic fires, misses
zebedee dubois fires, hits Me109
Otter fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-Zebedee Dubois sustains light wound to back of head

Me scores 5 hits
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to pilot’s compartment
-waist – sportsshrink’s oxygen is out. He turns to a portable system.
-radio room hit knocks out intercom system. Gunners can no longer coordinate fire and warn each other of incoming fighters.

Mes circle and attack again

MiketheWildcat fires, misses
Sportsshrink fires, misses

Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy sighted

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc (1)
Copilot First Down Elvis (1)
Bombardier Mark M (1)
Navigator Coogs (1)
Engineer Ptlyon (1)
Radio Op. Zebedee DuBois (1)
Tail Gunner Otter (1)
Ball Turret Gunner sportsshrink (1)
Right Waist Gunner PunkinDrublic (1)
Left Waist Gunner MiketheWildcat (1)

Hmm…no intercom, no radio, no navigation system…it must’ve been a quiet trip back except for the shooting and some low moans from the radio room. (No, not that, either. Get your minds out of the gutter.)

[keg in kc]

The plane's shot up like swiss cheese, we all survived and Mark M. hit a target -- an ENEMY target to boot!

I hope we didn't just use up all our luck....

[Mark M]

Hey, you're the one who said "Besides, I'm the bongadier, so I cannot be held accountable for my actions ...". Sounds to me like you had a ready-made excuse for some homo-erotic 'bUngadier" action.

ROFL

I have no idea what ... ohh, look! That one guy has those new candy things ... N&Ms I think he calls them ...

MM
~~:)

[Mark M]

The plane's shot up like swiss cheese, we all survived and Mark M. hit a target -- an ENEMY target to boot!

I hope we didn't just use up all our luck....

Luck shmuck ... it was all ... ohhh, look! A shiny object ...

MM
~~:spock:

[Zebedee DuBois]

Owww.....owwww....oooowwww.

My head hurts.


Time to practice some new comb over techniques.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Was my injury due to enemy fire or repeated dope slapping?

[Rain Man]

You had a little battle within a battle, zeb. They broke your radio, so you shot them, so they shot you back. It sounds like the beginning of a grudge match with some German pilot.

[whoman69]

Heard you guys had it pretty hard in the last mission, lost most of the crew. My brother died on Gunther's Thunder and I don't plan on adding to the casualty list. I'm the new navigator. I'll get you pointed towards the Raider...err Nazi strongholds so we can drop our bombs on the bastiges.

[Rain Man]

Heard you guys had it pretty hard in the last mission, lost most of the crew. My brother died on Gunther's Thunder and I don't plan on adding to the casualty list. I'm the new navigator. I'll get you pointed towards the Raider...err Nazi strongholds so we can drop our bombs on the bastiges.


Holy cow. You and your brother could be twins.

[whoman69]

Holy cow. You and your brother could be twins.
He's older than me by 69 seconds.

[ChiefJustice]

Bombardier reporting in.Hopefully i can live up to Mark's
20% bombing accuracy.

I'd just like to offer up a toast to the original Kegger and it's crew.

[kcfanintitanhell]

Heard you guys had it pretty hard in the last mission, lost most of the crew. My brother died on Gunther's Thunder and I don't plan on adding to the casualty list. I'm the new navigator. I'll get you pointed towards the Raider...err Nazi strongholds so we can drop our bombs on the bastiges.

Is it possible for you to plot a course where we don't have to cross the Channel on the way home?

[Zebedee DuBois]

If you hear some watery gargley noises on the radio system, that's me - haunting you guys flying my old plane's namesake. Keep an eye on Keg - he tried to fly that bird like a fighter last time - doing rolls.

[keg in kc]

You bunch of worthless, ungrateful, no-count bastards!

You'd all be dead if it wasn't for my piloting skills......

[Zebedee DuBois]

You'd all be dead if it wasn't for my flying skills......


But wait.....


I am dead...


gurgle gurgle gurgle




BOO!

[whoman69]

Is it possible for you to plot a course where we don't have to cross the Channel on the way home?
Not unless you want to fly around the world. My guess is we don't quite have enough fuel.

[ChiefJustice]

I am bringing my rubber duckie...just in case.

[keg in kc]

Is it possible for you to plot a course where we don't have to cross the Channel on the way home?Careful what you ask for, airman. We sure didn't "cross the Channel" on our last trip. Not for lack of trying.

[whoman69]

Not too bad a job for a mostly new crew. We came back mostly intact.

[Mark M]

B-17 #9 – Kegger II – Judgment Day

Pilot keg in kc (5)
Copilot Mark M (5)
Bombardier ChiefJustice (1)
Navigator whoman69 (1)
Engineer CHIEF4EVER (1)
Radio Op. Otter (5)
Tail Gunner JazzzLovr (1)
Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell (1)
Right Waist Gunner bowser (1)
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty (1)

Target: Antwerp
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone)

4 Me109s attack

KSSmitty fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, damages Me109
Whoman69 fires, misses
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses
Jazzzlovr fires, misses

3 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to waist
-superficial damage to tail

Me circles, attacks again

Chief4ever fires, misses
Chiefjustice fires, misses
Jazzzlovr fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me circles, attacks again

Chief4ever fires, misses
Otter fires, misses

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 1 hit
-superficial damage to port wing

Bomb run off target, eh, let’s blame the flak – 0% score

Zone 4 Back: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Me109 attacks

Chief4ever fires, misses
Chiefjustice fires, misses
Jazzzlovr fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc (5)
Copilot Mark M (5)
Bombardier ChiefJustice (1)
Navigator whoman69 (1)
Engineer CHIEF4EVER (1)
Radio Op. Otter (5)
Tail Gunner JazzzLovr (1)
Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell (1)
Right Waist Gunner bowser (1)
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty (1)

Another easy one. You just know that someone is going to get clobbered eventually.

Okay, I was nowhere near the bomb bay ... how in the hell you explain this one, keg? Huh?

How do you ... ohhhhh, look! Those new candies! What are those called again? N&Hs?

MM
~~:bong:

[whoman69]

Okay, I was nowhere near the bomb bay ... how in the hell you explain this one, keg? Huh?

How do you ... ohhhhh, look! Those new candies! What are those called again? N&Hs?

MM
~~:bong:
candy's dandy but liquor is quicker. let's see if we can go catch some birds in picadilly. if you think i'm talking about the feathered kind, think again.