Random Phrase Thread

[Thig Lyfe]

My coconuts are chafing

:banghead:

[listopencil]

...buy low, sell high...

[Rain Man]

Ocelots make poor ottomans.

[Hydrae]

Great googly moogly :eek:

[Rain Man]

Pirouetting makes the world go around.

[Rain Man]

I hate sticking my finger into electrical outlets, because it makes my popsicle fall off the stick.

[Phobia]

I am beating a clown, too.

[Cntrygal]

jackass

[Thig Lyfe]

I constantly eat tic-tacs in case of apocolypse

[Talisman]

The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator (http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism)

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, patronizing the flesh snowman.

Of course, back in my day we called it wielding the moist dungeon.

Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed playing with the pork chimney.

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about pressure washing the goat.

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above shaking hands with the wax president.

[Baby Lee]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Thig Lyfe]

The jerk store called; they're running out of YOU!

[RealSNR]

Four ferrets f*cking floated faceciously foward fanning fat führers

[Thig Lyfe]

Alliteration always amuses ailing aardvarks.

[el borracho]

Have you seen my tiny pony?

[big nasty kcnut]

I'm rich bitch honk honk.

[Thig Lyfe]

I believe you have my stapler...

[GMitch]

What smells green?

[Slayer Diablo]

*An American General to a North Korean General before a major battle*
"Things are going to get very offensive around here, you jackass!"

[Thig Lyfe]

Floo... or is it papaya?

[headsnap]

...so I said to the monsignor, "that's MY ass!!'

[Baby Lee]

The jerk store called; they're running out of YOU!
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

[Thig Lyfe]

His wife's in a coma...

[Slayer Diablo]

"Your thumb called...it's going to be late for that appointment with your ass."

[Thig Lyfe]

If only my foot were not in my mouth, I could speak...

[JazzzLovr]

But why is the rum gone???

[Thig Lyfe]

Is it dumb in here, or is it just me?

[JazzzLovr]

Is it dumb in here, or is it just me?

It's just you.

[Thig Lyfe]

I set that up, you know

[Thig Lyfe]

You killed my family. And I don't like that kind of thing.

[big nasty kcnut]

Where the hot womens at.

[Thig Lyfe]

Fo shizzle mah nizzle.

[Hydrae]

WTF is going on up in here?

[Thig Lyfe]

exactly

[GMitch]

Don't shoot him. You might make him mad.

[GMitch]

It was Arglebargle the fourth. Or somebody else.

[Sure-Oz]

free post

[el borracho]

FOOO... CHIT!

[Baby Lee]

Garlic makes my feets stink.

[ChiefJustice]

Joey,do like movies about gladiators?

[Over-Head]

Here's a few "Newfinise" expressions I have to endure daily from JoAnn her mom, and ,,,well most everyone else here on the island.

****NOTE
Nwefies pronounce their A's like H's, and H's like A's, most I's come off like H's as well. If it's "suposed to be a vowel, then it's deffinantly an H.
My becomes "ME", T's become D's and forget adding a "G" to the end of any and ALL words spoken.IE: runnen, talken,swimmin,fishen, fu@ken...you get the idea.

And for some reason the word GO gets an "S" no matter the context.
When refering to someone wether you actually know his name or not he's "Buddy, or my/me son, and the ever present B'y"

Hout..we go's hout to Dale and Bernices
Hup,.... we go's hup da town square
and Hover ....we go's hover ta St. Jansss ta get to da city
Are ALLLL VERY distinct directions

There's a long running joke about the newfoundland alphibet only having 15 letters. And the accent is much like a galic Irish crossed with Welsh/Austrailian, and a dyslexic mute trying to sing "old Susanna" after getting kicked square in the balls..They talk FAST mumble often, and laugh at everyone and everything (especially CFA's like me ....Come From Aways)

***second Note
After recieveing "THE LOOK" from JoAnn I've just been reminded she can sound like a proper townie on the phone usuing her "professional voice"

-"Stay where yer to till I comes where yer hat"
Translation...this one's pritty tame, basically stay put till I get there

-"Wadda ya at"
forget hi, "hellow, how are ya". This means all the previous

- "Dass hit" (thats it)
can mean a variety of things but mostly put at the end of a scentence when ya got nothing else to say about an issue, and you've already made your point/side known

- "Da lard liften moses"
..for the love of god, why?


- "ohhh me nerves"
If I have to explae you wouldn't understand

- "By da smicklen doughface"
takes the place of "Oh fu@k"

-"Nuff ta skin ya hout"
forget holy sh!t it's cold,,,this will do

- "giv hus da crock now son"
NO mom's not looking for a pot or pan, she wants ANY container the milk happens to be in this week.

- "Hime fooken rotted b'y"
i'm pi$$ed at someone or something

- "got nare a draw"
got any weed?

-"When yer on'er , yer on'er, your honour"
***THIS was an actually defense statement from a man accused for impared driving.
"When your on the booze, your ON the booze , your honour"

-"YER TICK B'Y"
ever been called stunned as a post?

- "take's da stick hand wacks it won"
give it a tap, it''ll break free


And yes they know what their saying to each other. I'm here a year, and still trying to make sence of it all. :banghead:

[Braincase]

Vidi. Vici. Veni.

[mikey23545]

I came, I saw, I....

Ahh, forget it

[morphius]

Yes but where are we going to find rubber pants our size at this time of night?

[Thig Lyfe]

Who spoinked their porcupine without permission?

[Wile_E_Coyote]

wing dog

[morphius]

You have been e-slapped, please fall accordingly.

[JimNasium]

I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck your old figs til the fig plucker comes.

[JimNasium]

I am not fvck. Do not call me fVck.

[Thig Lyfe]

The only thing worse than one potato in your shoe is two potatoes in your shoe

[JimNasium]

Illegitimi non carborundum

[Thig Lyfe]

Spam is tasty on Pluto.

[JimNasium]

I buy all of my gifts at Larry's Cheese and Lawn Ornaments.

[Thig Lyfe]

Maybe, just maybe, the moon is made of cheese....naah.

[Zebedee DuBois]

I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee.
Won't my mamma be so proud of me.

[4th and Long]

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, ... how long does it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[Thig Lyfe]

If a three-legged dog is in an igloo with a man named Raul, how many tubs of butter can fit in the canoe?

[Thig Lyfe]

who knows

[GMitch]

Do children have as much fun in childhood as adults do in adultery?

[Thig Lyfe]

JERK STORE!!!!

[morphius]

Yes, but me and Pipi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?

[Thig Lyfe]

Keep hope alive

[Demonpenz]

Here's phrases that i hate
"Have your cake and eat it too" WTF it's your cake why wouldn't you eat it!
Whole Nine yards...... Why don't you stretch out to get the first down
Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (Not even going to go there)
Big As all get out (How is all get out a measurement)

[FloridaChief]

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

[ChiefJustice]

I'll make mince-meat out of you!

[big nasty kcnut]

It a Manninception.

[Thig Lyfe]

Have you hugged your platypus today?

[Over-Head]

Illegitimi non carborundum

Ya stole that one from me didn't ya?...Psssst check my sig :hmmm:

[Thig Lyfe]

uh oh

[big nasty kcnut]

This what i say about telemundo. Oh it's the masterbation station

[mikey23545]

We're going to Washington D.C. and take our country back ...AAAEEEIOIOEUGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAEEEOUGGHHAIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChiefJustice]

Those pigs think they are in hell...but,my tastebuds are in heaven.

[Thig Lyfe]

never forget the maple syrup

[Rain Man]

In the suburbs, Death comes in a black minivan.

[Slayer Diablo]

The soul is something they just made up to scare little kids....it's like the boogyman or Michael Jackson.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

A sneeze can reach speeds of 200 miles per hour.

[tweak6]

" I broke my Wookie"

[Thig Lyfe]

" I broke my Wookie"


I hate it when that happens.

[big nasty kcnut]

For any guy or girls to use in a bar. Your porno hot.

[Rausch]

In the suburbs, Death comes in a black minivan.

"...Dave...will I dream?"

[ChiefJustice]

All my thoughts are what i'm taught.
All my thoughts...are all i am.

[tk13]

ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE JIGAWATTS!

[tweak6]

" Have you seen my baseball"

" franks and beans "

[Cntrygal]

Put a plastic bag over his head and wrap duct tape around his neck. He's nothing but a ****in oxygen thief.

[Thig Lyfe]

HellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cadmonkey]

ah no, you got the wrong number...this is 9-1-2

[Thig Lyfe]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[RNR]

Man if we had some eggs we could have eggs and bacon, if we just had some bacon.

[ROYC75]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Well a woodchuck would chuck so much wood if the woodchuck would chuck wood !

[ROYC75]

It is better to give than recieve !

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

smack my bitch up

[Thig Lyfe]

Penguins are underrated

[Rain Man]

It really bothers me that the stars aren't symmetric up there.

[Hydrae]

I say, those are my juniper bushes!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nermal has normal thermal enamel

[Thig Lyfe]

Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

[BigMeatballDave]

She said handsome, not handless.

[Thig Lyfe]

Well I'll be. That IS a potato!

[Mark M]

Cheetos and handjobs for all my merry men ...

MM
~~:spock:

[bkkcoh]

Blond isn't just a hair color, it is a lifestyle..

[Thig Lyfe]

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquizition!

[morphius]

you have been e-slapped, please fall accordingly.

[morphius]

snakes don't wear vests because they don't have arms

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I drank coffee until it was way under my fallic symbol

[craneref]

"I was cool before the Ice Age"

[Ultra Peanut]

Ouchies!

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[ChiefJustice]

"Cha-ka,watch out for those nasty Sleestacks!"

[Thig Lyfe]

...but I don't like SPAM

[Chieficus]

Pumpernickel.

(it works great in a situation where there's an expected swear word.)

[Thig Lyfe]

Nothing. I did nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it could be.

[Thig Lyfe]

It's not that I'm lazy. I just don't care.

[Thig Lyfe]

If three mimes were following you to the post office, would you throw the porcupine out of the bag?

[Alton deFlat]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

[Calcountry]

Call the pizzaman.

[Thig Lyfe]

Farting in public is generally frowned upon.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

my talent is surpassed only by my ego.

[Thig Lyfe]

D'oh!

[big nasty kcnut]

Well that was a lame idea.

[GMitch]

DILLIGAS?

[PinkFloyd]

1... Keep your mother out of my yard, and I'll keep my yard out of your mother !!!

2... Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy - What's crack-o-lackin' ????

3... FUBAR !!!

[joesomebody]

Charge!

[Thig Lyfe]

What would you do if you were attacked by a giant potato?

[Thig Lyfe]

So what's your opinion on Jell-o?

[Hammock Parties]

The Force will be with you. Always.

[bogie]

Don't let the screen door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha

[bogie]

hangin' in there like a hair on a cheese burger.

[Ghostof]

CORN?!?!? When did I eat CORN?!?!?!

[Thig Lyfe]

I seem to have misplaced my nuts.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Fireworks can be dangerous.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Put the lotion in the basket.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Better living through chemistry.

[Eleazar]

This thread is teh los4r

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This thread is teh los4r
but not teh ghey

[Ultra Peanut]

Do you fear the turtle?

[BigRedChief]

What am I? Your mother?

[Dartgod]

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[Calcountry]

Call the pizzaman!

[SPchief]

It puts the lotion on its skin

[4th and Long]

"Important Toxic Shock Syndrome Reminder: After your menstrual cycle has completed, please remember to remove your tampon."

[Thig Lyfe]

I hate me

[Ultra Peanut]

I can't believe how great your ass looks in those pants.