These McDonald's All-American Game announcers are utterly retarded [Archive]

Ultra Peanut

03-31-2004, 08:34 PM

Darius Washington is SIGNED (not committed, SIGNED) and will attend The University of Memphis, you blithering morons. Coach Calipari just signed an extension through 2010 worth about $1.5 mil/yr and PUBLICALLY DENIED THE ****ING RUMORS LAST WEEK.

They just did it again. Unbelievable.

HE'S ****ING SIGNED, YOU DUMBSHITS.

Ultra Peanut

03-31-2004, 08:39 PM

Jesus, this moron even pronounces it "couldn't of." PRONOUNCES it that way. Amazing. The "of" is clearly defined.

Skip Towne

03-31-2004, 08:51 PM

That's hideous. I'd call and complain.

Bowser

03-31-2004, 08:52 PM

I guess Marv Albert is busy dressing up as a French maid, tying up some chick, and chewing on her ass.

Ultra Peanut

03-31-2004, 09:00 PM

I guess Marv Alberts is busy dressing up as a French maid, tying up some chick, and chewing on her ass.Marv Albert... Hah. These losers wish they were Kenny Albert.

Skip Towne

03-31-2004, 09:04 PM

Or Eddie Albert.

Crush

03-31-2004, 09:11 PM

Bad announcing makes Baby Jesus cry. :deevee:

Ultra Peanut

03-31-2004, 09:13 PM

It's a miracle, they just said "signed." :eek:

Ultra Peanut

03-31-2004, 09:26 PM

POSEY RANGE FOR J.R. SMITH!!!!!!! :eek:

Saulbadguy

03-31-2004, 09:49 PM

::In his best Andy Kaufman impression::
MEMPHIS TENNESSEE?

Ultra Peanut

03-31-2004, 10:07 PM

http://www.saulschwartz.com/coachk.jpg

What in the blue hell... ? :spock:

Saulbadguy

03-31-2004, 10:09 PM

lol

Mr. Laz

03-31-2004, 11:18 PM

Or Eddie Albert.

Fat Albert :shrug:

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/fat_albert.jpg

tk13

03-31-2004, 11:34 PM

::In his best Andy Kaufman impression::
MEMPHIS TENNESSEE?
That man was a genius... that whole wrestling ordeal was great, it cracks me up every time I watch it on Comedy Central.

Ebolapox

04-01-2004, 12:57 AM

Fat Albert :shrug:

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/fat_albert.jpg

fat abbot, you need to lose weight

"I'll lose weight when I feel like it, b*tch... shut ya b*tchass mouth, ho"

-EBOLA-

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 09:44 AM

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 09:47 AM

I think we played Savannah State last year.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 09:48 AM

I wish I could find some video highlights of last nights KSU game. Clent Stewart threw the ball towards the basket, and Lance Harris stuffed it with a one handed dunk. It was beautiful.

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 09:52 AM

I think we played Savannah State last year.That's the kind of opponent they are. "They sound familiar... hey, I think we might have played them at some point last year." Still, I'll take 102-40 over a nobody rather than Mississippi State's 53-49 comeback win over FAIRFIELD.

George Mason's not a bad team, though... should present a much stiffer challenge than Savannah State. They beat IPFW 69-51 in the other Memphis-hosted game of the first round.

Swanman

11-12-2004, 09:52 AM

Okay, it was just Savannah State in the "Who's that?" round of the CvC tournament, but not a bad start for young D-Wash. 10 points, 8 assists, 6 boards, and 4 steals in leading his team to a 102-40 win over the aforementioned mighty Tigers of Savannah State.

Unselfish play all around, including this diving effort by D-Wash:

I was scratching my head when I saw those games and they said they were part of the CvC Classic. I've never seen national preseason tournaments before where they have cupcake matchups in the first round like that. I'm an Illinois alum, so I'm getting ready for three blowouts to start our season as we're playing Delaware St, Florida A&M and Oakland (not the Convicts, a small school in Michigan) for our first three games. Then it gets a little tougher with Gonzago, Oregon, and Wake Forest. After our woeful football season, we're ready for some success in basketball.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 09:54 AM

That's the kind of opponent they are. "They sound familiar... hey, I think we might have played them at some point last year." Still, I'll take 102-40 over a nobody rather than Mississippi State's 53-49 comeback win over FAIRFIELD.

George Mason's not a bad team, though... should present a much stiffer challenge than Savannah State. They beat IPFW 69-51 in the other Memphis-hosted game of the first round.
Mississippi State? ROFL..what a fraud they are.

Our exhibition games are done. We played and defeated both the EA Sports All Stars, and the football powerhouse Pitt State Gorillas. Our first season OOC game is vs North Dakota State...whose mascot eludes me at this time. Bison, perhaps?

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 09:54 AM

I was scratching my head when I saw those games and they said they were part of the CvC Classic. I've never seen national preseason tournaments before where they have cupcake matchups in the first round like that. I'm an Illinois alum, so I'm getting ready for three blowouts to start our season as we're playing Delaware St, Florida A&M and Oakland (not the Convicts, a small school in Michigan) for our first three games. Then it gets a little tougher with Gonzago, Oregon, and Wake Forest. After our woeful football season, we're ready for some success in basketball.
We ( :ksu: ) also plays Oakland. I believe they gave a pretty good game to Mizzou last year.

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 09:56 AM

I was scratching my head when I saw those games and they said they were part of the CvC Classic.Yeah... Basically warmup games for Memphis, Moo State (okay... maybe more of a cooldown), Cuse, and Cal in the first round, then a home game against a decent mid-major, then the MSG games.

Hell, Christian Brothers (DII school in Memphis) gave us a stiffer challenge than SavState. Even Lemoyne-Owen (also a DII school in Memphis) was almost equal to them.

Swanman

11-12-2004, 09:58 AM

We ( :ksu: ) also plays Oakland. I believe they gave a pretty good game to Mizzou last year.

That's not saying a lot. You could give Quin Snyder Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Bill Russell, Larry Bird and Hakeem all in their primes and the team would still be an 8 seed in the Big Dance. Back when Bill Self still coached at Illinois he would coach circles around Quinnie-pooh in the annual border war game and he's not even that good of a game coach (he's an amazing recruiter so he gets away with it).

Swanman

11-12-2004, 10:00 AM

Yeah... Basically warmup games for Memphis, Moo State (okay... maybe more of a cooldown), Cuse, and Cal in the first round, then a home game against a decent mid-major, then the MSG games.

I think Illinois was in that tournament several years ago in its first year and it was only four teams, so that's why I got confused. The setup now is actually pretty cool because it simulates the big dance with the matchups getting more even as the tourney goes on.

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 10:08 AM

This year's schedule should be very interesting... CvC, then the Hall of Fame Game against Maryland, then the Jimmy V Classic (also at MSG) against Pitt, then at home against Providence and East TN State (the latter's a buy game, yes, but they only lost by 3 to Cincy in the NCAA tourney last year), all before January.

All of that is followed by a trip to Austin to face Texas in the first game of the new year, then conference play starts with an early home game against Marquette and a road trip to UAB. DePaul at home, then a trip to Louisville for the first game of the 2005 home-and-home set. The conference regular season closes out at Charlotte, at home for the last game against UL with both teams as members of C-USA, a trip to Saint Louis U, and the C-USA regular season finale against UC. Then the C-USA tournament at the FedExForum after that.

Good thing is, this team is loaded. If D-Wash can become half the player that Burks was by February, we should be in amazing shape.

Brando

11-12-2004, 10:32 AM

Hope to see Memphis in MSG next week! The reason the schedule is so weak is because the Gayhawks and Pukies dropped out due to the exemption court battle involving these types of tournaments.

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 10:45 AM

Hope to see Memphis in MSG next week! The reason the schedule is so weak is because the Gayhawks and Pukies dropped out due to the exemption court battle involving these types of tournaments.Okay, I had to post this.

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It's hard to tell who was more uncomfortable. Big Earl, who's getting shouldered in the nads, or Duany, who's getting a facial? ROFL

I found it when looking back at the schedule of the year we beat you guys (To be honest, I'd have rather had the national title you won that year, though).

Brando

11-12-2004, 10:53 AM

That's an awful picture of Q :) I definitely would rather have the NC. Calipari always finds a way to beat Boeheim.
Here's a great pic from last night's 'Cuse game. [IMG]

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 11:08 AM

Damn, either that dude is massive or Northern Colorado has a player smaller than Muggsy Bogues.

Lzen

11-12-2004, 11:14 AM

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 11:25 AM

There's a Syracuse fan who has occasionally posted on Memphis' main fansite, most frequently during the whole "Why God, why? USF is dogshit! There's no way they deserve this over us! WHY GOD, WHY?" Big East ordeal last year. He seemed pretty cool.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 11:26 AM

Are all Syracuse fans arrogant pricks like you? Just curious. C'mon, the names are pretty much elementary school level.
If you think 'Cuse fans are bad, you should meet some West Virginia fans.

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 11:29 AM

If you think 'Cuse fans are bad, you should meet some West Virginia fans.Funny... there's also a WVU fan who's poked around a bit. He was pretty cool, as well, though I've observed some pretty amazing arrogance on WVU forums, as well.

Neither are anything like South Carolina fans. What a conceited bunch of cocks. It felt so good to beat them, both in the NIT championship game in 2002 and the NCAA tourney last season.

Brando

11-12-2004, 11:39 AM

Are all Syracuse fans arrogant pricks like you? Just curious. C'mon, the names are pretty much elementary school level.
West Virginia fans are the worst.
Now to answer your question. The only reason I have any problems with KU is because of the way their fans treated me when I moved here.
I sat watching the title game at Tanner's keeping pretty much to myself and was pelted by trash the whole game. I work with a bunch of KU fans that rid me pretty hard until we beat them. I never give any shit to MU fans because they actually talk about matchups and games instead of beating their chests. I give Saul some crap about KSU but it's all in good fun.
Now you show me a KU fan that isn't a prick and I might change my attitude. Imagine if you lived in Syracuse and had trash shot at you the whole NC game? I would imagine that you wouldn't have a very high opinion of SU fans either.

Swanman

11-12-2004, 12:04 PM

West Virginia fans are the worst.
Now to answer your question. The only reason I have any problems with KU is because of the way their fans treated me when I moved here.
I sat watching the title game at Tanner's keeping pretty much to myself and was pelted by trash the whole game. I work with a bunch of KU fans that rid me pretty hard until we beat them. I never give any shit to MU fans because they actually talk about matchups and games instead of beating their chests. I give Saul some crap about KSU but it's all in good fun.
Now you show me a KU fan that isn't a prick and I might change my attitude. Imagine if you lived in Syracuse and had trash shot at you the whole NC game? I would imagine that you wouldn't have a very high opinion of SU fans either.

Wasn't SU kicking KU's ass all over the court for 99% of that game? I can't stand fans that talk trash (or throw it in this case) when their team is getting its ass kicked. That's about as bad as the morons on the Ravens defense celebrating after tackling Priest when he gained 15 yards on the play.

Brando

11-12-2004, 12:08 PM

Wasn't SU kicking KU's ass all over the court for 99% of that game? I can't stand fans that talk trash (or throw it in this case) when their team is getting its ass kicked. That's about as bad as the morons on the Ravens defense celebrating after tackling Priest when he gained 15 yards on the play.

I had a guy come up and scream as loud as he could in my ear and a group of them try to pin me to the wall in the bathroom. Then some Tiger fans walked in and broke it up. I went down to the Hearnes center last year for the MU/SU game. There was some trash talking and razzing before the game but after it started we had a good time asking questions about each others players and what not. It was a pleasant environment and I wouldn't have walked out feeling any worse if my team hadn't won.

KevB

11-12-2004, 12:28 PM

I had a guy come up and scream as loud as he could in my ear and a group of them try to pin me to the wall in the bathroom. Then some Tiger fans walked in and broke it up. I went down to the Hearnes center last year for the MU/SU game. There was some trash talking and razzing before the game but after it started we had a good time asking questions about each others players and what not. It was a pleasant environment and I wouldn't have walked out feeling any worse if my team hadn't won.

Umm, at some point, did it not occur to you to leave? I love my team(s) and all, but they're not worth getting my ass kicked for.

And for the record, KU basketball fans are as arrogant as it gets.

Brando

11-12-2004, 12:31 PM

Umm, at some point, did it not occur to you to leave? I love my team(s) and all, but they're not worth getting my ass kicked for.

And for the record, KU basketball fans are as arrogant as it gets.

Nope, I had to stay. I walked out with Syracuse accross my chest and my held high while they cried in their beer.

Sig Kauffman

11-12-2004, 01:35 PM

Everyone here in Sioux City loves Kirk Hinrich...can't understand why you would love a traitor so much. :rolleyes:

Lzen

11-12-2004, 01:51 PM

Sounds like a bunch of arseholes to me. Frankly, if what you're saying is true then I'm embarrassed being a fan of the same team as those fools. But you can't judge an entire fanbase on just a few jerks at a bar under those conditions. That game was pretty screwed up for KU fans anyway. McNamara and Anthony were hitting everything covered or not. Guess it was just Syracuse's day.

And as for MU fans, they have plenty of their own jackasses. Ever heard of the Antlers? Another example would be when KU played them in football one year. Some assholes threw (or poured) liquor at(on) the KU band. WTF?

Brando

11-12-2004, 02:02 PM

Lzen

11-12-2004, 02:11 PM

Aiight I see your point. :) Truce?

Sure. ;)

Lzen

11-12-2004, 02:22 PM

If you think 'Cuse fans are bad, you should meet some West Virginia fans.

I was looking at this again and can't seem to figure out this one. Why would West Virginia fans be arrogant? What do they have to be proud of? Seriously, I'm asking because I can't think of anything. I assume you have a story to share?

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 02:47 PM

I was looking at this again and can't seem to figure out this one. Why would West Virginia fans be arrogant? What do they have to be proud of? Seriously, I'm asking because I can't think of anything. I assume you have a story to share?
Because they are morons. Thats it, basically. Everytime they win a game they burn Morontown down to the ground, basically.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 02:48 PM

Google "burning couches morgantown" :D

Brando

11-12-2004, 03:31 PM

I was looking at this again and can't seem to figure out this one. Why would West Virginia fans be arrogant? What do they have to be proud of? Seriously, I'm asking because I can't think of anything. I assume you have a story to share?

It's because they all think that they have the hottest sisters in Morgantown.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 03:51 PM

It's because they all think that they have the hottest sisters in Morgantown.
They date them, too!

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 04:28 PM

George Mason's not a bad team, though... should present a much stiffer challenge than Savannah State. They beat IPFW 69-51 in the other Memphis-hosted game of the first round.Funny shit... there's now a George Mason fan on our board bragging about how they beat Austin Peay (who we clobbered last year) and Tennessee (whose best player transferred from Memphis so he could get playing time) last year, which CLEARLY puts them on the same level as us. He's also talking shit about our football team, which is about to be on national TV for the second time in as many weeks... I'm pretty sure George Mason doesn't even have a team at the I-AA level.

You guys ever heard of a tubby 6'7" C named Jai Lewis?

Didn't think so.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 04:29 PM

Louisville is gonna win the CUSA title.

Next year, maybe.

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 04:32 PM

Louisville is gonna win the CUSA title.

Next year, maybe.Huh? Louisville's not going to be in C-USA next year.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 04:33 PM

Huh? Louisville's not going to be in C-USA next year.
:D

hahaha...

Ultra Peanut

11-12-2004, 04:34 PM

If you're trying to act like you have any room to talk about basketball, you better go somewhere else, you flip-flopping little turdburgler.

Saulbadguy

11-12-2004, 04:36 PM

If you're trying to act like you have any room to talk about basketball, you better go somewhere else, you flip-flopping little turdburgler.
Don't worry..i'll be around when your team gets punked out by St Louis, or DePaul.. ROFL

Calcountry

11-12-2004, 04:45 PM

I guess Marv Albert is busy dressing up as a French maid, tying up some chick, and chewing on her ass.
...telling her she was naughty for not bringing back more chicks to the hotel.

ROFL

YES!!!!!

Brando

11-12-2004, 04:53 PM

...telling her she was naughty for not bringing back more chicks to the hotel.

ROFL

YES!!!!!

That is one of SU's finest alums! He was educated at SU along with Ted Koepel's awful hair.

Ultra Peanut

11-14-2004, 04:27 AM

Freshman Joey Dorsey (10 points, 16 rebounds) could end up being a beast.Heh... The aforementioned portly playa, Jai Lewis, actually called him a beast on the George Mason post-game show. :D

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Dorsey had 10 points and 12 boards.

Oh, and DePaul made the NCAA tournament, along with 5 other C-USA teams, last year. They lost in the second round to UConn, who eventually won it all. Where was K-State?

Saulbadguy

11-14-2004, 09:11 AM

Heh... The aforementioned portly playa, Jai Lewis, actually called him a beast on the George Mason post-game show. :D

<img src="http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/TNLM10911140438.jpeg" style="width: 339px; height: 512px; border: 0" alt="" />

Dorsey had 10 points and 12 boards.

Oh, and DePaul made the NCAA tournament, along with 5 other C-USA teams, last year. They lost in the second round to UConn, who eventually won it all. Where was K-State?
Sittin at home with their thumbs up their asses, unfortunately. We forgot to show up to the Big XII tournament. We will see where they will end up this year..:D