Love life in the s**tter?

[ENDelt260]

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[Rain Man]

Man, I'd be this guy if not for a bunch of Lotto-like incidents that resulted in my wife being unable to escape my clutches.

[JohninGpt]

24 Valentine's Days have come and gone in my life, and I've been unafilliated for each one. Posted by Bobby Allison-Gallimore at February 25, 2004 02:01 AM

...and now we know Gochiefs true identity.

[trndobrd]

I feel you brother....that's why I'm so thankful for internet porn.

[ArrowheadHawk]

What a Loser!

[ptlyon]

That dude needs to get laid

[Pennywise]

My family got involved in 4-H in the next year or two, and I developed a bit of a crush on one of the girls in our square dance group. Stephanie was a year or two older than I, but I thought she was about the cutest thing I'd ever seen. When I was asked to page up in the Kansas legislature and bring a friend, I decided to ask Stephanie--and she agreed. It wasn't a date, but it was fun.

Then one November night we were at the fairgrounds for the 4-H Achievement Night, and my mom came up to me, her eyes red. "Stephanie died a couple of days ago," she said. "She was killed in a car wreck on highway 169." Whoa. (Sorry to get all My Girl on you, but real life is real life...for better or for worse.)




Poor guy...

'My Girl', ROFL

[Rain Man]

You should send him an e-mail to raise his spirits, Kevin. Include a picture of yourself. State simply, "Hey, buck up. If this guy can get married, anyone can."

I do view myself as somewhat of a role model for the socially inept.

[morphius]

Man, I'd be this guy if not for a bunch of Lotto-like incidents that resulted in my wife being unable to escape my clutches.
I can relate to that. Which is almost disappointing.

[COchief]

What a sorry ass. If you have to even ask or contemplate whether or not you are in a relationship the answer is pretty frickin obvious.

I am pretty sure all of his bible thumping when he was in college did not help his quest for sex either.

[siberian khatru]

I hope his religious beliefs don't keep him from masturbating.

[Dartgod]

I feel you brother....
Erm.....O K. :spock:

[Boozer]

Erm.....O K. :spock:

Trndobrd realized that if he had a great pick-up line like "I'm the one with all the stars by my name" when he was six, that girl from his vacation Bible school would be his wife today.

[penchief]

The title of this thread left me wondering if the topic was sex in the head.

[Boozer]

The title of this thread left me wondering if the topic sex in the head.

ROFL

[Bowser]

Not trying to offend anyone, but reading this poor schlub's story made me think of the scene in Bull Durham where Jimmy is preaching in the locker room, and one of the players yells out--"Ahh, Jesus Christ, Jimmy! Lighten up and get laid!"



I'll probablly burn for chuckling at that............

[Skip Towne]

I thought this was a poop thread.

[penchief]

I thought this was a poop thread.

Or a masturbation thread.

[Bowser]

I thought this was a poop thread.

:hmmm:
You're not allowed to think anymore.

[Boozer]

ROFL, listopencil...way to be positive and give him encouragement. (check the comments at the end of the article on the link).

[FloridaChief]

Or a masturbation thread.

I thought this was an anal sex thread.

[JimNasium]

Ooops.



http://www.therattler.net/newarchive/2005/02/happy_valentine.html
ROFL

[Donger]

Ooops.



http://www.therattler.net/newarchive/2005/02/happy_valentine.html

Heh. I wonder...

[JimNasium]

Heh. I wonder...
I'm assuming that someone gave him a heads up. He has a feedback form on his site. Still it's funny as hell. The power of the Planet to **** up people's lives continues.

[shaneo69]

Quote: "And even for the lack of involvement, the story of my romances (or lack thereof), however brief, still has some interesting parts."

No, it really doesn't, Bobby.

[Rausch]

Ooops.



http://www.therattler.net/newarchive/2005/02/happy_valentine.html

ROFL

Nice.

You make it into a tuckerMax story, THEN you've made it.

[Mr. Kotter]

Helluva Valentine "Family Circle" cartoon by Keene, here...