Lincoln & Kennedy----Amayzing!!!

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Lincoln & Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Both were succeeded by southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by three names.

Both names contain fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.

[Saulbadguy]

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

[KcMizzou]

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

heh.. saw that comin'

[whoman69]

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm
I think the article is too dismissing pointing things out as mere coincidence. That many coincidences are scary. If its just a coincidence that two presidents elected a century apart were both elected first to congress a century apart, name one other such coincidence.

[tk13]

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm
Eh, that's a pretty long-winded lame explanation. "Well, uh, they're all just coincidences because of chance." Well... duh! That's the whole point.

[Saulbadguy]

Eh, that's a pretty long-winded lame explanation. "Well, uh, they're all just coincidences because of chance." Well... duh! That's the whole point.
Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

[tk13]

Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.
Yeah a few are, but that's just people being picky. :D

[J Diddy]

Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

yes, but inaccuracy is ok in that is used to set up the punch line at the end

:)

[teedubya]

and both got murdered because of introducing non-interest bearing Greenbucks into the economy to thwart the efforts of the international banking elite from taking over control of all commerce, fuel and food industries... Lincoln and Kennedy failed.

and the very interesting proof of this...

http://www.prolognet.qc.ca/clyde/pres.htm

[Jenson71]

If you really look into it, I bet I have some amazing connections with Lincoln as well.

First off, his name was Abraham, and my name isn't, but I read about some guy in the bible named Abraham. And I read that part on a Friday (the day Lincoln was shot!!!)

Lincoln was shot in the head and as a baby, I was dropped on my head.

Abraham Lincoln was around 6'6" tall and wore a top hat and if I wore a big enough top hat, I could look 6'6" tall.

Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater, and I once drove a Ford to a movie theater.

Lincoln was shot by a southerner and I have been to Florida once.

Lincoln was the 16th president, and I am 16 years old.

Lincoln has 7 letters in it and if you take the initial of my first name and add it to my last, it equals 7.

[alpha_omega]

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

[Phobia]

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

You know what's crazy? Both his names have 7 letters and he was caught in a theater after running from a whorehouse.

[Ultra Peanut]

I very rarely give negative rep, but I felt I had to do something about this thread.

[Bowser]

I very rarely give negative rep, but I felt I had to do something about this thread.

Now I feel special!!


:)

[Ultra Peanut]

Now I feel special!!


:)What?

[Pitt Gorilla]

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

[Phobia]

Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

Lucky for you, huh?

[RINGLEADER]

I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

[Phobia]

I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.

[Ultra Peanut]

Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.You know, withholding information is a federal offense...

[Skip Towne]

What?
You heard him the first time. STFU. And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.

[teedubya]

I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Damn, there is still a couple month left to continue the trend!! Come on psychos there is still time!!!

[Ugly Duck]

And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....

[J Diddy]

amazingly enough I saw a penny that had abe on it just today.

[FloridaChief]

And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....

And I just learned to spell "retirement" today! Proof positive that Lincoln, Kennedy, Lincoln Kennedy, and myself were all fathered by the same alien!

Gosh almighty!

[teedubya]

I just looked in my wallet... and there is a 5 dollar bill... lo and behold... Abe. Damn, this is spooky. Im going to bed.

[Ultra Peanut]

You heard him the first time. STFU. And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.What?

[KcMizzou]

What? Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

[J Diddy]

Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

Or the Fonz's cousin, chachi(sp)

[Ultra Peanut]

Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?BOW BEFORE SCOTT BAIO!!!!!!!

http://www.mortystv.com/showcards/charles_in_charge_scott_baio_low.jpg

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http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/photoshop/muhammedcosby.jpg

Scott Baio

[KcMizzou]

:eek: Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

[J Diddy]

:eek: Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

No kidding.

[KcMizzou]

No kidding.ROFL

Meh, he's harmless.


I think.

[Ultra Peanut]

ROFL

Meh, he's harmless.


I think.

[Ultra Peanut]

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE BAIO

[tk13]

If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"

[KcMizzou]

I imagine this is something like what the people who use sign language to communicate with to Koko the gorilla go through...

[J Diddy]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/38/018_2965.jpg

[Fairplay]

These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.

[Ultra Peanut]

These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

[Fairplay]

THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.



What about corndogs?

[J Diddy]

THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.

[Ultra Peanut]

What about corndogs?These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

<img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG" style="width: 150px; height: 193px; border: 0" alt="" />

[Ultra Peanut]

I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.Unequivocally false.

[J Diddy]

These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG

Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio


You can not be serious.:cuss:

[Fairplay]

These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

<img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG" style="width: 150px; height: 193px; border: 0" alt="" />



The BAIO is IT!!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio


You can not be serious.:cuss:

[J Diddy]

I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

[Ultra Peanut]

I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.

[Fairplay]

Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.



Something like that.

[KcMizzou]

I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you. I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....


unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

[Ultra Peanut]

You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.

[Fairplay]

You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.



Its the BAIO!!

[J Diddy]

I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....


unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

Dude Joannie loves Chachi.

[Ultra Peanut]

PSA:

[Fairplay]

Dude Joannie loves Chachi.



Psicosis loves BAIO!

[Ultra Peanut]

Conclusion:

[KcMizzou]

Conclusion: Getchasum today!

[Fairplay]

Getchasum today!



Only every other Thursday.

[Demonpenz]

yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

[Ultra Peanut]

yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1Salient point.

[teedubya]

Scott GAY-O

[Baby Lee]

You gotta credit THE BAIO with working his way inside Pammy Anderson, when he was already past-prime in H-Wood, and BEFORE Tommy stretched that sh!t out.

Wah, wah, wah!!!

[Baby Lee]

If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/

Take a glance at 'Mickey Campbell' and 'James Halbrook.'

[KcMizzou]

I don't see what's so disturbing about this... ROFL I was just looking for that...

[tk13]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/

Take a glance at 'Mickey Campbell' and 'James Halbrook.'
Wow, what a wasted opportunity.

[Rain Man]

The truth is, I never thought that Scott Baio was any more talented than his brother Jimmy.

[Jenson71]

I'm still praying Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito make a movie together someday.

[Raiderhater]

I don't see what's so disturbing about this...



By a normal person's standards this would raise an eyebrow or two.

But by Psi's standards you are correct, pretty much par for the course.

[Thig Lyfe]

That's.... interesting....

[Baby Lee]

I'm still praying Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito make a movie together someday.
Maybe a remake of 'Under the Rainbow?' ROFL ROFL

[Thig Lyfe]

yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

Then Booth would have missed with his shot and none of this would be applicable.

[Thig Lyfe]

In retrospect... this thread makes a lot more sense.

[Pink Paradise 2010]

wow, thats not creepy at all....lol...

[Aries Walker]

It's really too late to say anything about John Wilkes Booth, isn't it?

[RalphDormanci]

Whats up??!

[RalphDormanci]

Talk to me ?!?!

[Simply Red]

this has been proven inaccurate.

[spammer222222]

not undestand somethings from that..

[Nonforgo]

yes, that right my friend :)