Nitecrew Thread

[Jenny Gump]

I'm attempting nitecrew thang. Since it's almost 1 am, do I qualify?

[David.]

1st post!

[KcMizzou]

Haha.. yes ma'am, you do. The so called "Night Crew" kicked ass. (I always hated that cheesy name, though.

[ExtremeChief]

wannabeeeeee

[tk13]

Haha.. yes ma'am, you do. The so called "Night Crew" kicked ass. (I always hated that cheesy name, though.
Loser, the cheesy name RULEZ!

[KcMizzou]

We used to sit up and post till 3-4am, about anything. It was a chat room, really. *sniff* Great times, man. Great times.

[grandllama]

See, dammit, I've been gone so long that they changed our shift from the Night Crew to the NiteCrew... I'm so lost.......:(

[Jenny Gump]

When does drunk Endelt show up?

[KcMizzou]

Loser, the cheesy name RULEZ! Yeah, but you're the king of Cheesy. :D

[KcMizzou]

When does drunk Endelt show up? Usually around 3am my time.

[grandllama]

1st post!

I'm still trying to figure out what his Sig is saying... I can make out 'llama' from her lips, but nothing else

[grandllama]

Usually around 3am my time.

Yep, them bars close early in Tuscon.

[Jenny Gump]

Haha.. yes ma'am, you do. The so called "Night Crew" kicked ass. (I always hated that cheesy name, though.

We could call ourselves the "Blight Crew" but that would insinuate we are tasked with fighting to save the world's potato crops.

[grandllama]

So Jenny, you ever taken a leak outside at a keg party?

[KcMizzou]

See, dammit, I've been gone so long that they changed our shift from the Night Crew to the NiteCrew... I'm so lost.......:( Dude.. you're one of the honorary members. You have your bust in the Night Crew Hall Of Fame

[grandllama]

We could call ourselves the "Blight Crew" but that would insinuate we are tasked with fighting to save the world's potato crops.

intelligent threads with big fancy pretty words are not allowed on Night Crew threads ROFL

[keg in kc]

I remember the really old nite crew before the old nite crew. Back when I used to not care about sleep. I remember logging off right when the morning people would come on, then logging on at about 6 in the evening to see what I'd missed during the day. I'm too old for this late night shit now. I'm about to pass out in my comp chair.

[grandllama]

Dude.. you're one of the honorary members. You have your bust in the Night Crew Hall Of Fame

That must be that Bust that ENDelt took of Ms. Llama at the Chicago game last year....

[Jenny Gump]

Usually around 3am my time.

Well crap. Is that when all the fat girls have curfew? I won't be up that late.

[KcMizzou]

We could call ourselves the "Blight Crew" but that would insinuate we are tasked with fighting to save the world's potato crops. ROFL oh hell.. that's cheesy. You and TK13 will get along just fine.

[ExtremeChief]

they peed!!!!!!!!! thank God almighty, my canines have peed!!

[grandllama]

That must be that Bust that ENDelt took of Ms. Llama at the Chicago game last year....

Oh, wait, that was a bust that END felt up at the Chicago game, my bad....

[grandllama]

they peed!!!!!!!!! thank God almighty, my canines have peed!!

Were they outdoors at a keg party?

[ExtremeChief]

Were they outdoors at a keg party?

no, Kyle wasn't even around

[KcMizzou]

Were they outdoors at a keg party? I've really gotta find a way to party with you.. ROFL

[tk13]

Yeah, but you're the king of Cheesy. :D
That's right, I am Sweet N' Lowerizer...

[keg in kc]

no, Kyle wasn't even aroundgroan

[tk13]

ROFL oh hell.. that's cheesy. You and TK13 will get along just fine.
That's it, scare the woman away... :shake:

[KcMizzou]

That's right, I am Sweet N' Lowerizer... LMAO.. ya aint that cheesy. Where the hell is Tailisman anyway?

[Jenny Gump]

So Jenny, you ever taken a leak outside at a keg party?

Dude...is this about your tire? Because, I really didn't think it would hurt anything.

[grandllama]

Were they outdoors at a keg party?

You know,given my fascination with it, that thread where we were teasing Sky last year really oughtta be in the Classics forum... I'm too lazy to go find it though, but we really had that girl wound up ;)

[Miles]

Man this old school stuff is going right over my head

[tk13]

LMAO.. ya aint that cheesy. Where the hell is Tailisman anyway?
Tailisman? Chasing tail?

[grandllama]

LMAO.. ya aint that cheesy. Where the hell is Tailisman anyway?

Ya, I ain't seen him even while i've been lurking in quite awhile

[David.]

teeth are for gay people

[KcMizzou]

You know,given my fascination with it, that thread where we were teasing Sky last year really oughtta be in the Classics forum... I'm too lazy to go find it though, but we really had that girl wound up ;) ROFL yeah.. that was a classic, alright.

[grandllama]

Tailisman? Chasing tail?

Wasn't he one of the ones that agreed with me on how the Political threads were ruining our experience.... then actually had the testicular fortitude to stay away?

[KcMizzou]

Man this old school stuff is going right over my head Stick around... it's not exactly hard to get into. Do you have beer and a little free time?

[grandllama]

Dude...is this about your tire? Because, I really didn't think it would hurt anything.

Much better response than Sky last year ROFL ROFL ROFL

Although we haven't conversed much, you've always reminded me of that chick in high school that squatted in front of me and then was so drunk fell backwards onto my shoe ;)

(BTW that is a good thing... well not the falling on my shoe thing, but the chick you remind me of) ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

Stick around... it's not exactly hard to get into. Do you have beer and a little free time?

A keyboard and monitor helps too. Ask him about that.

[Miles]

Stick around... it's not exactly hard to get into. Do you have beer and a little free time?

Yeah plenty of beer and not exacly doin much.

[Miles]

A keyboard and monitor helps too. Ask him about that.

check on that

[tk13]

A keyboard and monitor helps too. Ask him about that.
ROFL Ooooooh that is GOOD! I love this woman....

[David.]

Much better response than Sky last year ROFL ROFL ROFL

Although we haven't conversed much, you've always reminded me of that chick in high school that squatted in front of me and then was so drunk fell backwards onto my shoe ;)

(BTW that is a good thing... well not the falling on my shoe thing, but the chick you remind me of) ROFL

The last party for our senior class, I swear to go 10 girls peed in front of me at various times.

[KcMizzou]

Hell.. We didn't piss on a tire. We swiped one and took it back to my place as a trophy. We played three-man, with the glass from my coffee table on that tire for countless nights. Good times.

[David.]

*god

hard to type in below freezing weather

[Miles]

ROFL Ooooooh that is GOOD! I love this woman....

feisty sarcasm works for some...

[Jenny Gump]

I'm loopy. It's lack of sleep. That, and getting my ass kicked tonight in kickboxing. Crap Im gonna be sore tomorrow.

[ChiefJustice]

LMAO.. ya aint that cheesy. Where the hell is Tailisman anyway?


Last time i saw Talisman was at the Colts game.He mentioned something about Vegas bookies and the mortage on his house.

I was too pissed off to listen to him whine.
:)

[keg in kc]

Well, I'm out. Need to brush up on my tantra. 'cause I got no mo staying power.

[OldTownChief]

Much better response than Sky last year ROFL ROFL ROFL

Although we haven't conversed much, you've always reminded me of that chick in high school that squatted in front of me and then was so drunk fell backwards onto my shoe ;)

(BTW that is a good thing... well not the falling on my shoe thing, but the chick you remind me of) ROFL


*PERK* Chicks peeing at outside keg parties......awwwwww the memories

[KcMizzou]

The last party for our senior class, I swear to go 10 girls peed in front of me at various times.0mg!!1111


:D Just playin' man.

[ExtremeChief]

Hell.. We didn't piss on a tire. We swiped one and took it back to my place as a trophy. We played three-man, with the glass from my coffee table on that tire for countless nights. Good times.


3 man rocks! We play presidents (asshole) most of the time now. Anybody here every try to become a cardinal?

[Miles]

*god

hard to type in below freezing weather

Just a tip but alcohol doest freeze

[Jenny Gump]

feisty sarcasm works for some...

A fifth of Jack Daniels and low lighting works for others.

[David.]

0mg!!1111


:D Just playin' man.

:mad: that's it. GET HIM MARSHMALLOW MAN!

[keg in kc]

A fifth of Jack Daniels and low lighting works for others.I prefer a gag and a bag.

[tk13]

A fifth of Jack Daniels and low lighting works for others.
Or just a paper bag over her head...

[ChiefJustice]

The last party for our senior class, I swear to go 10 girls peed in front of me at various times.

Woohoo!

Here...this is for you...


http://www.jiffymarts.com/images/subway-choc_chip.jpg

[grandllama]

*PERK* Chicks peeing at outside keg parties......awwwwww the memories

Sky would be so proud of the thread she has inspired ;)

[tk13]

:mad: that's it. GET HIM MARSHMALLOW MAN!
Uh oh, he's bringing out the "marshmellow man". Hopefully KcMizzou is wearing pants.

[KcMizzou]

:mad: that's it. GET HIM MARSHMALLOW MAN!Screw you, Prancer. A lil' Natty light will fix this right up.
:harumph:

[ExtremeChief]

:mad: that's it. GET HIM MARSHMALLOW MAN!


u r the r0xor!!!!!! ph3ar the mrshm3ll0w mann!!!

[Miles]

Or just a paper bag over her head...

Jack will take care of the paper bag

[grandllama]

Last time i saw Talisman was at the Colts game.He mentioned something about Vegas bookies and the mortage on his house.

I was too pissed off to listen to him whine.
:)

come to think of it, I think that was the last time I talked to him too...

time to do a search on his username...

[David.]

Woohoo!

Here...this is for you...


http://www.jiffymarts.com/images/subway-choc_chip.jpg

:harumph: ROFL I'm not saying it got me off or anything. I'm just amazed that they didn't care. They never did at any of the other parties. I'm creating conversation DAMNIT!!

[grandllama]

:mad: that's it. GET HIM MARSHMALLOW MAN!

Are you the gatekeeper?

[tk13]

Jack will take care of the paper bag
Not if you don't want her to talk....

[keg in kc]

Jack will take care of the paper bagYou haven't seen some of the "girls" tk brings home.

[David.]

Are you the gatekeeper?

are you the....key....holder....or something. I fergit?

que makeout session.

[KcMizzou]

:harumph: ROFL I'm not saying it got me off or anything. I'm just amazed that they didn't care. They never did at any of the other parties. I'm creating conversation DAMNIT!! ROFL You're alright Dave. But that was funny.

[Miles]

Not if you don't want her to talk....

Thats what the loud music is for...

[Jenny Gump]

I know I have posted it before...but it is very appropriate here.

[tk13]

You haven't seen some of the "girls" tk brings home.
At least mine don't go flying around the room when you pull the air cap off...

[David.]

har, I love that pic.

[Miles]

I know I have posted it before...but it is very appropriate here.

I thought you never posted pics of yourself?

[KcMizzou]

I know I have posted it before...but it is very appropriate here. Dammit, Jenny. You're totally ruining my image of you.

[grandllama]

come to think of it, I think that was the last time I talked to him too...

time to do a search on his username...

Tailisman - Last Post 08/07/2004

[KcMizzou]

At least mine don't go flying around the room when you pull the air cap off... Hey, screw you. Inflatable chicks never complain.

[ExtremeChief]

I know I have posted it before...but it is very appropriate here.

Is she sneezing or praying that it's "just #1" ???

[grandllama]

I know I have posted it before...but it is very appropriate here.

Thank God Sky isn't here.... we'd of scared her off forever... wait, I think we've already done that... never mind

[KcMizzou]

Tailisman - Last Post 08/07/2004 He's a fun guy.. I wish he'd post more.

[keg in kc]

At least mine don't go flying around the room when you pull the air cap off...No, your girls come fully equipped with adams apples and morning after stubble.

[grandllama]

Hey, screw you. Inflatable chicks never complain.

I guess I need to send mine back to Adam & Eve then....

[Jenny Gump]

:harumph: ROFL I'm saying it got me off. I'm just amazed that they didn't care. They never did at any of the other parties. I'm creating conversation DAMNIT!!

I want to make sure I understand. What you are saying is that you are turned on by pissing? Ok. I think it's cool that you are comfortable with yourself like that.

[KcMizzou]

Thank God Sky isn't here.... we'd of scared her off forever... wait, I think we've already done that... never mind Yeah, Sky comes back now and then. It's VERY rare. I think the Taco thing scared her off.

[keg in kc]

(shudder at pic)

[Jenny Gump]

Dammit, Jenny. You're totally ruining my image of you.
ROFL Don't worry. I usually piss on the beer aisle.

[grandllama]

:harumph: ROFL I'm not saying it got me off or anything. I'm just amazed that they didn't care. They never did at any of the other parties. I'm creating conversation DAMNIT!!

Hell, its nothing to be ashamed of, the first pussy I ever saw was when a girl dropped trou in front of me and took a leak... and 20 years later, I still fantasize (read jack off) to that image....

[KcMizzou]

ROFL Don't worry. I usually piss on the beer aisle.Oh. Well, now we're talkin'.

[Miles]

I want to make sure I understand. What you are saying is that you are turned on by pissing? Ok. I think it's cool that you are comfortable with yourself like that.

Dante Hicks: Takes different strokes to move the world.

[grandllama]

Yeah, Sky comes back now and then. It's VERY rare. I think the Taco thing scared her off.

I think we scared her pretty good last year, even though we apologized and then when she came back the Taco deal, I feel kinda bad for my part in the first part, but still, she knew all of us well enough that we didn't mean anything... (at least last year)

[Jenny Gump]

Hell, its nothing to be ashamed of, the first pussy I ever saw was when a girl dropped trou in front of me and took a leak... and 20 years later, I still fantasize (read jack off) to that image....
TMI ALERT! TMI ALERT!

[tk13]

I still can't believe I missed Taco do that last year... that had to be hilarious...

[Demonpenz]

Wasted away again in phucking maryville

[KcMizzou]

Hell, its nothing to be ashamed of, the first pussy I ever saw was when a girl dropped trou in front of me and took a leak... and 20 years later, I still fantasize (read jack off) to that image.... LMFAO The llama's not exactly shy... This could open the door to many other stories.

[KcMizzou]

Wasted away again in phucking maryville 'bout damned time you got here... you're prime night crew material.

[TheNextStep]

It is a nite crew thread that I'm just coming in on, so I steadfastly refuse to read the first 5 pages. What the f*** are you Chief fans babbling about?

[grandllama]

I want to make sure I understand. What you are saying is that you are turned on by pissing? Ok. I think it's cool that you are comfortable with yourself like that.


You know, whenever the conversation turns to Golden Showers, I think of that very early scene in Jo-Jo Dancer, Your Life is Calling...

"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? YOU SICK MOTHER ****ER, THROW THIS ****ER OUT, HE WANTS ME TO PISS ON HIM!"

now the trivia question, am I the only one here that remembers that movie?

[Demonpenz]

f-ing bars just let out, plus i see my insurance company i want to hire me didn't call.

[Miles]

Wasted away again in phucking maryville

No drunk posting in this thread please

[grandllama]

It is a nite crew thread that I'm just coming in on, so I steadfastly refuse to read the first 5 pages. What the f*** are you Chief fans babbling about?

If you don't want to read, you don't need to know :deevee:

[KcMizzou]

I still can't believe I missed Taco do that last year... that had to be hilarious... I was there watching every second of it. It sucked. EBOLA was a buddy of mine.

[Jenny Gump]

(Slapping my money down in Kramer-esque move) I'm out.

Must...have...sleep....good night.

[Demonpenz]

i am getting so loaded tomorrow, i wouldn't be surprised to wake up sunday banned from CP

[grandllama]

No drunk posting in this thread please

Hey, I remark that resemble....

Where is 'Nut when we need a translator...

[TheNextStep]

If you don't want to read, you don't need to know :deevee:
OH, its like that?

I hope you have a business trip to Canada and clog up a toilet on the return trip, motherf***er!

[grandllama]

(Slapping my money down in Kramer-esque move) I'm out.

Must...have...sleep....good night.

Ok, time to ban Jenny from any night crew threads.... she can't hang (of course I hope she doesn't have the equipment to hang, but that's a different thread)

[TheNextStep]

No drunk posting in this thread please
Request denied.

[Jenny Gump]

Wait, I'm back in....

What did TJ do exactly?

[Demonpenz]

The delter+KCmizzou+younggundavid = dream planet team

[TheNextStep]

Hey, let me ask a nite crew question: What ever happened to Cntrygal? I don't see her around anymore...

[Miles]

(Slapping my money down in Kramer-esque move) I'm out.

Must...have...sleep....good night.

No you cant quit on the contest yet. Are you no longer queen of the castle?

[KcMizzou]

OH, its like that?

I hope you have a business trip to Canada and clog up a toilet on the return trip, motherf***er! ROFL Hell.. we don't know what we're talkin' about either, man. Just pick a post and reply to it.

[grandllama]

OH, its like that?

I hope you have a business trip to Canada and clog up a toilet on the return trip, motherf***er!

Well, hell, I was going to give you shit about respecting your elders, but you joined CP before I did ROFL

[ChiefJustice]

Request denied.


Your post reminds me of an old Ramones song.

What was it called...?:hmmm:

[grandllama]

Hey, let me ask a nite crew question: What ever happened to Cntrygal? I don't see her around anymore...

She got home from ROK didn't she? I remember seeing some posts from here then... but nothing in my semi lurk mode since?

[Miles]

Hey, let me ask a nite crew question: What ever happened to Cntrygal? I don't see her around anymore...

I havnet seen here around much either. There is no way she quit drinking when she got back to the states?

[ChiefJustice]

Wait, I'm back in....

What did TJ do exactly?


Jenny has more heart than Scanlon!

[TheNextStep]

Cntry definitely got home from ROK. I guess she quit jet-lagging before my move was finished.

[grandllama]

Your post reminds me of an old Ramones song.

What was it called...?:hmmm:

Blitzkrieg Bop... no that wasnt it... Beat on the Brat... no not that one, um Pet Cemetary....no still not it...

shit I give up, let me turn this amp to 11 and see if I can hear better...

[Miles]

She got home from ROK didn't she? I remember seeing some posts from here then... but nothing in my semi lurk mode since?

She has been back for a while and kind of disappeared.

[TheNextStep]

The only Ramones songs that I can really remember at this point are "I wanna be sedated" and "Rock 'n Roll high school"...

[grandllama]

The delter+KCmizzou+younggundavid = dream planet team

See, KCMizzou, these n00bs don't even remember the llama...

used to be END, KCMizzou, and Llama could have a conversation about absolutely nothing for 8 - 10 - 12 hours on end....

[Jenny Gump]

Ok, I'm really gonna split since you aren't going to answer my question anyway.

This has been fun. (If "fun" is a big pimple in your nose)

Goodnight! Sweet dreams!

[KcMizzou]

Wait, I'm back in....

What did TJ do exactly? Ebola and Sky were an online couple. They had each other on iggy (ignore) because they were having a tiff.. a lover's quarrel. Taco made a bucnh of fake posts... in quotes. (So that they'd see them) And they both completely melted down. It's still the ugliest, most brutall online fight I've ever seen.

You'll never understand unless you see the thread.

[Miles]

Blitzkrieg Bop... no that wasnt it... Beat on the Brat... no not that one, um Pet Cemetary....no still not it...

shit I give up, let me turn this amp to 11 and see if I can hear better...

11 is louder than 10.

[Demonpenz]

she has been here, a simple search will reveal the annie oakley avatar

[ChiefJustice]

Blitzkrieg Bop... no that wasnt it... Beat on the Brat... no not that one, um Pet Cemetary....no still not it...

shit I give up, let me turn this amp to 11 and see if I can hear better...

Actually,you got it in two.


:thumb:

[grandllama]

She has been back for a while and kind of disappeared.

Maybe she had to take her computer back to Rent A Center?

[Jenny Gump]

Ebola and Sky were an online couple. They had each other on iggy (ignore) because they were having a tiff.. a lover's quarrel. Taco made a bucnh of fake posts... in quotes. (So that they'd see them) And they both completely melted down. It's still the ugliest, most brutall online fight I've ever seen.

You'll never understand unless you see the thread.

'Doh, edit me running! Thanks for the answer.

[TheNextStep]

Ebola and Sky were an online couple. They had each other on iggy (ignore) because they were having a tiff.. a lover's quarrel. Taco made a bucnh of fake posts... in quotes. (So that they'd see them) And they both completely melted down. It's still the ugliest, most brutall online fight I've ever seen.

You'll never understand unless you see the thread.
Now that sounds like a "Hall of Classics" thread to me...

[Demonpenz]

sorry lama /demonpenz n00b

[KcMizzou]

See, KCMizzou, these n00bs don't even remember the llama...

used to be END, KCMizzou, and Llama could have a conversation about absolutely nothing for 8 - 10 - 12 hours on end.... I know it man, I know it. So fuggin' stick around and teach 'em a thing or two. :D

[grandllama]

11 is louder than 10.

and that makes it better, right?

[Miles]

See, KCMizzou, these n00bs don't even remember the llama...

used to be END, KCMizzou, and Llama could have a conversation about absolutely nothing for 8 - 10 - 12 hours on end....

Even though in a nOOb I still remember the slayer pics from before i started posting...

[tk13]

Now that sounds like a "Hall of Classics" thread to me...
Except that it was DE-LETED!

[ChiefJustice]

Ok, I'm really gonna split since you aren't going to answer my question anyway.

This has been fun. (If "fun" is a big pimple in your nose)

Goodnight! Sweet dreams!


This Gump team is imploding! Her hip won't last past week 5.

[TheNextStep]

Completely diverting the topic: Am I the only guy in America that hadn't heard the country version of "Gin & Juice" until recently?

[grandllama]

sorry lama /demonpenz n00b

gotta love a n00b that has almost as many posts as me :)

[KcMizzou]

Now that sounds like a "Hall of Classics" thread to me... Oh, it is. It's the best thread I've ever seen. I don't know if anyone's found it though....

[grandllama]

Completely diverting the topic: Am I the only guy in America that hadn't heard the country version of "Gin & Juice" until recently?

Its not actually a country version, its by a band called O.A.R that is a college / folk / punk band, although you'll find their version listed as being by Chesney, McGraw, etc on the pirate sharing sites (um, don't ask how I know that)

[Miles]

and that makes it better, right?

These go to eleven

[KcMizzou]

Except that it was DE-LETED! No f*ckin' way...

Why?

[TheNextStep]

Time to run to the beer fridge (since I have one, you jealous b*tches) and grab an ice cold Shiner Bock....

[Demonpenz]

stupid side fact: In 2001 when i was heavily medicated i downloaded (PHISH-gin and juice.mp3) in 2002 i was informed that it was actually the string cheese incidient that was behind the song then like 2004 it was actually "THE GUARGES" that sing that song, not phish or SCI.

[TheNextStep]

Its not actually a country version, its by a band called O.A.R that is a college / folk / punk band, although you'll find their version listed as being by Chesney, McGraw, etc on the pirate sharing sites (um, don't ask how I know that)
Actually, talking to ENDelt and Googling it, it is by an Alt-Country band called "The Gourds".

[Miles]

Completely diverting the topic: Am I the only guy in America that hadn't heard the country version of "Gin & Juice" until recently?

There is a county version? One of my college rommates kept playing a kind of funk version that i now dispise (The Oars i think) but no country version...

[ChiefJustice]

Completely diverting the topic: Am I the only guy in America that hadn't heard the country version of "Gin & Juice" until recently?


Nope.

I will be the last!

[TheNextStep]

Still, there's something inherently hilarious about hearing a redneck singing, "G's up hoes down while you motherf***ers bounce to this"... no matter who sings it.

[tk13]

No f*ckin' way...

Why?
Well, maybe it wasn't. I've searched for it (as have others) and it was never found. Maybe it wasn't deleted... ENDelt has spoken of a "secret vault" where mods can hide threads, a treasure trove of titilating transgressions if you will. Who knows if it'll ever see the light of day. Sky surely would have all of our genitals removed if it resurfaced.

[KcMizzou]

stupid side fact: In 2001 when i was heavily medicated i downloaded (PHISH-gin and juice.mp3) in 2002 i was informed that it was actually the string cheese incidient that was behind the song then like 2004 it was actually "THE GUARGES" that sing that song, not phish or SCI. WTF are you talking about? Shouldn't you be breaking into my house right about now?

[Demonpenz]

I would have to agree, i still find it funny when i listen to george straight talking about how his rims keep spinning everytime he stops in his cummings deisel

[TheNextStep]

anybody who can coherently come up with the phrase "titilating transgressions" at this time of night has not had enough to drink.

I called it.

[Demonpenz]

WTF are you talking about? Shouldn't you be breaking into my house right about now?

no see thenextstep said it right gin and juice the wathena kansas version was preformed by the guarges

[TheNextStep]

I would have to agree, i still find it funny when i listen to george straight talking about how his rims keep spinning everytime he stops in his cummings deisel
WHAT?? George is a GOD and I don't know the song you're talking about!

[Miles]

Still, there's something inherently hilarious about hearing a redneck singing, "G's up hoes down while you motherf***ers bounce to this"... no matter who sings it.

You are thinking of the same version i was...Its F*kcin annoying.

[Demonpenz]

WTF are you talking about? Shouldn't you be breaking into my house right about now?

I am rolling down messainie with my laptop right now :)

[TheNextStep]

You have delayed my beer fridge trip long enough, f***ers. I will be back. Talk amongst yourselves.

[KcMizzou]

Well, maybe it wasn't. I've searched for it (as have others) and it was never found. Maybe it wasn't deleted... ENDelt has spoken of a "secret vault" where mods can hide threads, a treasure trove of titilating transgressions. Who knows if it'll ever see the light of day. I'd love for that thread to be unearthed. We all joked about getting pop-corn and watching the fireworks.... and they just went at it anyway. It was REALLY obvious that they were being played, I even pm's Ebola about it... but they were too far gone. :shake:

[Demonpenz]

WHAT?? George is a GOD and I don't know the song you're talking about!

I was kidden, i like george too. For a metal/punk like me i still get teary eyed thinking about how i can be in amirrilo by morning

[grandllama]

TMI ALERT! TMI ALERT!

Hang around Babe, on these NC threads, I have a serious tendency to TMI... I do believe I confessed to KCMIzzou that I was taking a shit a few minutes ago (while I posted to him)

[KcMizzou]

I am rolling down messainie with my laptop right now :) ROFL Knock this time, bitch. I'll have a beer for ya.

[Bowser]

What in THE HELL is happening here? We go from JennyGump pissing her pants at the wine selection to an Oakland fan quoting a rap-turned-country song?!?!? Wow...........

[Demonpenz]

the meanest thing he did was name me phucking sue

[Demonpenz]

ROFL Knock this time, bitch. I'll have a beer for ya.

Well if i don't move by september hopefully we can all meet up

[ChiefJustice]

On another music side-note:

Coin-Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls is high-larious
and catchy.

[Miles]

What in THE HELL is happening here? We go from JennyGump pissing her pants at the wine selection to an Oakland fan quoting a rap-turned-country song?!?!? Wow...........

What do you want steady dialog or something.

[KcMizzou]

Now ya see... this... this is a Night Crew thread. :D

[grandllama]

Actually, talking to ENDelt and Googling it, it is by an Alt-Country band called "The Gourds".

I've downloaded it under several diffent 'band names' and it all turns out to be the same song.... I own the O.A.R version (which isn't funk) and it is the exact version.

[TheNextStep]

what genre of music, CJ?

[Miles]

Now ya see... this... this is a Night Crew thread. :D

I always wondered what those mythical things were

[grandllama]

Now ya see... this... this is a Night Crew thread. :D

Yep, we actually pulled it off... Thanks Jenny!

[Demonpenz]

I've downloaded it under several diffent 'band names' and it all turns out to be the same song.... I own the O.A.R version (which isn't funk) and it is the exact version.

i have seen many a songs underneth O.A.R that aren't them

[Bowser]

What do you want steady dialog or something.

I just never knew Chiefs Planet had such depth!



Yeah, depth.........

:D

[tk13]

What in THE HELL is happening here? We go from JennyGump pissing her pants at the wine selection to an Oakland fan quoting a rap-turned-country song?!?!? Wow...........
SOMETHING HAPPENS, THEN SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS! SO SEQUENTIAL! THANK YOU FIRST PERSON FOR WRITING HISTORY DOWN!

LET'S STUDY!

[Demonpenz]

world series of poker is not a sport!

[Miles]

I've downloaded it under several diffent 'band names' and it all turns out to be the same song.... I own the O.A.R version (which isn't funk) and it is the exact version.

I always thougt is was The Oars. But that what people tell me...i dont care to look it up because the song is F*cking annoying.

[KcMizzou]

Yep, we actually pulled it off... Thanks Jenny! Amen.. 170 + posts in an hour or so... that's what makes late night's on CP fun. :toast:

[TheNextStep]

Off-the-cuff confession time: I'm a guy who doesn't go for a lot of "-isms". I'm not a racist. I'm not a sexist. I pretty liberal in that I believe the constitution had it right: "All men are created equal."

And yet, in the last several months, my favorite insult has been, "Shutup, faggot." It goes against a lot of stuff I believe and is exceptionally offensive to my gay friends... but I just can't help it. I'm not even thinking when I say it. What the hell's up with that?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

We're about to get your headdd sprunnggg, about to get your headdd sprunnnggg, about to get yourrrr headdddd sprunnnnggggg!!!

[grandllama]

What in THE HELL is happening here? We go from JennyGump pissing her pants at the wine selection to an Oakland fan quoting a rap-turned-country song?!?!? Wow...........

Welcome to a true 'Night Crew' thread Bowser, something we thought didn't exist anymore... now if we could just get END to quit chasing tail and get on here and post, it would be 'close' to old times...

[Demonpenz]

slow motion for me slow motion for me demonpenz is trying to grip that ass

[Miles]

If anyone whats to see how basketball should be played tun in to NBATV right now.

[grandllama]

Off-the-cuff confession time: I'm a guy who doesn't go for a lot of "-isms". I'm not a racist. I'm not a sexist. I pretty liberal in that I believe the constitution had it right: "All men are created equal."

And yet, in the last several months, my favorite insult has been, "Shutup, pillowbiter." It goes against a lot of stuff I believe and is exceptionally offensive to my gay friends... but I just can't help it. I'm not even thinking when I say it. What the hell's up with that?

My best friend is gay, and he's caught me many times when I'm pissed off calling this, or that, or Bill Romanowski a faggot, and he just rolls his eyes and goes on...

[TheNextStep]

For the record, my last post did not include the word "pillowbiter"... the favorite insult starts with an F and is what Brits call cigarettes.

On another note, how funny is it that F**got is instantaneously replaced by pillowbiter? Like that's better!

[KcMizzou]

Welcome to a true 'Night Crew' thread Bowser, something we thought didn't exist anymore... now if we could just get END to quit chasing tail and get on here and post, it would be 'close' to old times... Steve Miller ...

Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to the right..... Here I am... Stuck in the Middle with you.

[Demonpenz]

http://www.geocities.com/demonpenz/tribute_flag

[grandllama]

We're about to get your headdd sprunnggg, about to get your headdd sprunnnggg, about to get yourrrr headdddd sprunnnnggggg!!!

Damn, Cody, I was about to make a wisecrack about you, and then you show up... there truly is something special about a Night Crew thread ;)

[Bowser]

Welcome to a true 'Night Crew' thread Bowser, something we thought didn't exist anymore... now if we could just get END to quit chasing tail and get on here and post, it would be 'close' to old times...

I didn't know waiting until five minutes before the lights came on in the bar to snatch up the thinnest chick still by herself was considered chasing tail!

And thanks for the welcome!

[Demonpenz]

Steve Miller ...

Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to the right..... Here I am... Stuck in the Middle with you.

is that really steve miller i think that is another kazaa misconception

[TheNextStep]

Steve Miller ...

Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to the right..... Here I am... Stuck in the Middle with you.
That's Stealer's Wheel, not Steve Miller.

[KcMizzou]

slow motion for me slow motion for me demonpenz is trying to grip that ass ROFL

[TheNextStep]

I didn't know waiting until five minutes before the lights came on in the bar to snatch up the thinnest chick still by herself was considered chasing tail!

And thanks for the welcome!
Why in God's name would you think END was snatching up the thinnest chick left?

[KcMizzou]

That's Stealer's Wheel, not Steve Miller.Damnit. Oh well... it's still a great tune.

[Miles]

For the record, my last post did not include the word "pillowbiter"... the favorite insult starts with an F and is what Brits call cigarettes.

Im enjoying this fag quite a bit then.

[Demonpenz]

IT'S SO GREAT I CAN'T EVEN GET WHO SINGS IT RIGHT :)

[grandllama]

On another music side-note:

Coin-Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls is high-larious
and catchy.

So is Dirty Deeds, Done With Sheep

[KcMizzou]

is that really steve miller i think that is another kazaa misconception Good call penz, I had no idea.

[TheNextStep]

Damnit. Oh well... it's still a great tune.
Stylistic question: I know that the proper spelling of Damn is D-A-M-N... but it just doesn't look right when you add "it" to it. So... which is right:

1. Damn it
2. Damnit
3. Dammit

[Demonpenz]

Dio holey diver.mp3

[Bowser]

Stylistic question: I know that the proper spelling of Damn is D-A-M-N... but it just doesn't look right when you add "it" to it. So... which is right:

1. Damn it
2. Damnit
3. Dammit

Dammit, dammit!

[KcMizzou]

IT'S SO GREAT I CAN'T EVEN GET WHO SINGS IT RIGHT :) Kiss my ass, home intruder!

[Miles]

Dio holey diver.mp3

Are you ready to rock

[KcMizzou]

Stylistic question: I know that the proper spelling of Damn is D-A-M-N... but it just doesn't look right when you add "it" to it. So... which is right:

1. Damn it
2. Damnit
3. Dammit Good Lord... please don't call the grammar police on me right now.

[TheNextStep]

Are you ready to rock
Children of the night?

[ChiefJustice]

Well, maybe it wasn't. I've searched for it (as have others) and it was never found. Maybe it wasn't deleted... ENDelt has spoken of a "secret vault" where mods can hide threads, a treasure trove of titilating transgressions if you will. Who knows if it'll ever see the light of day. Sky surely would have all of our genitals removed if it resurfaced.


I know there is a "vault".

Phil proved it by unleashing a photo of GoJenson that was previously
removed by request...



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=24516&stc=1



He-Hate-Me

[Demonpenz]

Kiss my ass, home intruder!

:) chiefsplanet.....bringing Raphael happiness since march

[grandllama]

KCMizzou, Fraz is on the board and hasn't joined our thread, can you believe it?

[TheNextStep]

Good Lord... please don't call the grammar police on me right now.
Eye woodEnt du thet tu yoo rite now. Eye yam asken uh seereeus kwestiun.

[tk13]

Check your rep folks, the mysterious Bronco fan is back and giving out gray neutral squares... :)

TrINT Green, your 2001NFL interception king. Plummer had a 15-7 TD-INT ratio in his first year in Denver. F*CK YOU QUEEF FAN!

[Miles]

Children of the night?

From Southpark, Dio: Oh Holy Diver

[Demonpenz]

i was at a bar like 4 weeks ago and a guy knew every word to the Dio song Holy Diver, well i made fun of him and shit, but the song stuck with me. I played it for him tonight and he was like your that phucker that made fun of me! Get out of my face, but it was all good because the song is 80 awesomeriffic

[KcMizzou]

KCMizzou, Fraz is on the board and hasn't joined our thread, can you believe it? Maybe the silly bastard doesn't know he's missin' out.

[Miles]

Check your rep folks, the mysterious Bronco fan is back and giving out gray neutral squares... :)

Backups??? Don't distort the facts of your lousy first team _efense. F*CK YOU QUEEF FAN!

[grandllama]

I know there is a "vault".

Phil proved it by unleashing a photo of GoJenson that was previously
removed by request...



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=24516&stc=1



He-Hate-Me

Ok, that is just freaking me out... that was a requested Photoshop that did and then deleted at Jenson's request.... not that I'm scared of being in trouble, but I did delete it at Jenson's request... and although I still have it on my hard drive, I figgered if I deleted it, it was gone forever... but it is still one of my greatest works
ROFL

[TheNextStep]

fraz won't join.

Good. Let's talk about him.

I think he's a faggot.

[KcMizzou]

fraz won't join.

Good. Let's talk about him.

I think he's a pillowbiter. He can't hold his liquor. I heard he puked on Brad's car once... seriously.

[Frazod]

fraz won't join.

Good. Let's talk about him.

I think he's a pillowbiter.

I think not, buttpirate. :harumph:

[tk13]

fraz won't join.

Good. Let's talk about him.

I think he's a faggot.
That's it, incite the big angry man who likes to shoot things. You'd be good under interrogation.

[Demonpenz]

Hell, Demonpenz 'm loaded and this is the most fun I've had on the Planet in ages. Have another.

don't mind if i do!

[ChiefJustice]

Stylistic question: I know that the proper spelling of Damn is D-A-M-N... but it just doesn't look right when you add "it" to it. So... which is right:

1. Damn it
2. Damnit
3. Dammit


It should look like this:

DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:

[Frazod]

He can't hold his liquor. I heard he puked on Brad's car once... seriously.
And later that night, Brandon stole Brad's car..... :D

[Demonpenz]

the pirate movie was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[TheNextStep]

That's it, incite the big angry man who likes to shoot things. You'd be good under interrogation.
My internet muscles are ten times bigger than his are. And I've got a twelve inch penis and date Super Models, too! F*** him!

[KcMizzou]

And later that night, Brandon stole Brad's car..... :D Ha Ha! Nice to see you made it. This is the first decent Night Crew thread we've had in a while.

[TheNextStep]

Hey, f***er.... I had a pretty good night crew thread last weekend.... to the point that you personally were lamenting the fact that a Raider fan started it!

[KcMizzou]

But.. It seems I'm the only silly bastard still posting on it.

[grandllama]

That's it, incite the big angry man who likes to shoot things. You'd be good under interrogation.

Eh, never been 'fraid of 'fraz....
:thumb: :p

[grandllama]

But.. It seems I'm the only silly bastard still posting on it.

I'm here, had to go check whether that dipshit Donkey fan neg repped me or not (he did)

[KcMizzou]

Hey, f***er.... I had a pretty good night crew thread last weekend.... to the point that you personally were lamenting the fact that a Raider fan started it! Oh yeah.. ROFL I believe I still owe you a beer or two, for that.

[ChiefJustice]

Hey, f***er.... I had a pretty good night crew thread last weekend.... to the point that you personally were lamenting the fact that a Raider fan started it!


Just win baby!!!


http://rekka.com/clangaypirate/piratetinkywinky.jpg

[grandllama]

Hey, f***er.... I had a pretty good night crew thread last weekend.... to the point that you personally were lamenting the fact that a Raider fan started it!

Night crew threads don't count unless a true CP member creates it... now we'll give you credit if you start one over on a Raider board, but fuhgettaboutit if you want the credit over here
STFU

[Frazod]

Hey, f***er.... I had a pretty good night crew thread last weekend.... to the point that you personally were lamenting the fact that a Raider fan started it!
I thought you were a Denver fan. Well, same difference.....

[TheNextStep]

Why is it that I seem to be the only red-blooded American out there who thinks that Sandra Bullock is the cat's meow?

I mean, she's smokin' hot, seems to be cool as sh*t, and makes a hundred billion dollars a day... yet everyone thinks I'm nuts when I put her at the top of my "5 celebrities" list...

[Bowser]

I thought you were a Denver fan. Well, same difference.....

Nah. Denver's players are like third graders compared to the Raders!

[TheNextStep]

I thought you were a Denver fan. Well, same difference.....
I hope you die, f***face! That's just cruel!

[KcMizzou]

Night crew threads don't count unless a true CP member creates it... now we'll give you credit if you start one over on a Raider board, but fuhgettaboutit if you want the credit over here
STFU I have to give TNS credit. At times, he's made me forget what team he roots for. He's a true "Night Crew" guy in my book.

[Frazod]

Why is it that I seem to be the only red-blooded American out there who thinks that Sandra Bullock is the cat's meow?

I mean, she's smokin' hot, seems to be cool as sh*t, and makes a hundred billion dollars a day... yet everyone thinks I'm nuts when I put her at the top of my "5 celebrities" list...

She's awesome. Rack-challenged, but hot nonetheless.

[go bo]

Night crew threads don't count unless a true CP member creates it... now we'll give you credit if you start one over on a Raider board, but fuhgettaboutit if you want the credit over here
STFUhmmmm... a "true cp member"...

is that anything like a "true fan"?? :D :p :thumb: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/jump.gif

[Bowser]

Why is it that I seem to be the only red-blooded American out there who thinks that Sandra Bullock is the cat's meow?

I mean, she's smokin' hot, seems to be cool as sh*t, and makes a hundred billion dollars a day... yet everyone thinks I'm nuts when I put her at the top of my "5 celebrities" list...

Because we all remember Speed 2.


She is hotter than doughnut grease, though!

[Frazod]

I hope you die, f***face! That's just cruel!

ROFL

Such hostility....

[Miles]

Why is it that I seem to be the only red-blooded American out there who thinks that Sandra Bullock is the cat's meow?

I mean, she's smokin' hot, seems to be cool as sh*t, and makes a hundred billion dollars a day... yet everyone thinks I'm nuts when I put her at the top of my "5 celebrities" list...

She is old

[Demonpenz]

Why is it that I seem to be the only red-blooded American out there who thinks that Sandra Bullock is the cat's meow?

I mean, she's smokin' hot, seems to be cool as sh*t, and makes a hundred billion dollars a day... yet everyone thinks I'm nuts when I put her at the top of my "5 celebrities" list...


i like sandra, i have two friends that look and act like her. Sandra seems to be cool in real life too. (seems) That movie where she is supposed to be miss america is pretty funny too

[grandllama]

Why is it that I seem to be the only red-blooded American out there who thinks that Sandra Bullock is the cat's meow?

I mean, she's smokin' hot, seems to be cool as sh*t, and makes a hundred billion dollars a day... yet everyone thinks I'm nuts when I put her at the top of my "5 celebrities" list...

eh, I never cared for her until Miss Congeniality.... seeing her as a real person put her on my top 5 list...


right under Bea Arthur

[grandllama]

hmmmm... a "true cp member"...

is that anything like a "true fan"?? :D :p :thumb: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/jump.gif

You got it GB... how you been buddy?

[TheNextStep]

She is old
So am I. Not really, but old enough that I see that Christina Aguilera video for "Dirrty" and think, "why the f*** didn't her father beat her ass and ground her for life for that?"

[TheNextStep]

Demon - the second my wife gets tired of my shit, I'm totally taking a road trip to wherever you and your two Sandras are...

[go bo]

You got it GB... how you been buddy?not bad, thanks...

how's the llama man? :)

[ChiefJustice]

She is old

Somebody ban this youngster!!!
:cuss: