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Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 07:52 AM
I showered this morning...even used Ivory soap and Pert shampoo. Put on my Degree deoderant AND anti-persperant (double coverage... :) ) brushed my teeth with AIM and slapped on a splash of Preferred Stock cologne....but I still feel "less than confident" about my overall olfactory presentation...

:(


:shrug:

Mark M
09-08-2004, 07:55 AM
Stink? Not sure.

Suck? Definitely sure.

MM
~~:spank:

Skip Towne
09-08-2004, 07:56 AM
Yes, yes you do.

Radar Chief
09-08-2004, 08:13 AM
Yes. Want a second opinion? You’re ugly too. ;)

PastorMikH
09-08-2004, 08:14 AM
Ivory Soap??? Why don't you just go all the way and use that carress stuff???

I'll bet you use that shaving foam out of the pink can that your wife picks out too don't you?


:p :)

the Talking Can
09-08-2004, 08:14 AM
change your diaper

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:15 AM
Stink? Not sure.

Suck? Definitely sure.

MM
~~:spank:


ROFL

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:15 AM
Ivory Soap??? Why don't you just go all the way and use that carress stuff???

I'll bet you use that shaving foam out of the pink can that your wife picks out too don't you?


:p :)




He's the ivory soap girl............

PastorMikH
09-08-2004, 08:15 AM
ROFL



I see you made it home from your nightly nap.:)

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:17 AM
I see you made it home from your nightly nap.:)




You're a real funny dude.........Don't you have some sick people to minister to......?????

Phobia
09-08-2004, 08:19 AM
You don't stink, but your ass looks very large in those pants.

Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 08:20 AM
Ivory Soap??? Why don't you just go all the way and use that carress stuff???

I'll bet you use that shaving foam out of the pink can that your wife picks out too don't you?


:p :)
I use whatever the wife buys soap-wise...I couldn't care less. You know, I'm a guy....all soap is the same. I only use edge gel when I shave...which isn't very often. Actually I generally just put the trimmer on the lowest setting and "shave around" the goatee. It's like shaving but not exactly. It leaves that "one day growth" all the time... I hate smooth skin on my face. It doesn't feel right. Either that or I just let the beard grow.

Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 08:21 AM
You don't stink, but your ass looks very large in those pants.
thanks for noticing..........


:hmmm:

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:23 AM
I hate smooth skin on my face. It doesn't feel right. Either that or I just let the beard grow.



So your wife has a bushy.......Nothing wrong with the 70's porn look I guess........

Skip Towne
09-08-2004, 08:24 AM
Why does this thread have more replies than it has views?

PastorMikH
09-08-2004, 08:24 AM
You're a real funny dude.........Don't you have some sick people to minister to......?????



Actually, for the first day in about 2 weeks it's looking like a light load today. Perhaps I can make some headway today on the addition to the storage shed.

Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 08:24 AM
So your wife has a bushy.......Nothing wrong with the 70's porn look I guess........
ROFL

ok...rep for that one...

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:26 AM
Actually, for the first day in about 2 weeks it's looking like a light load today. Perhaps I can make some headway today on the addition to the storage shed.




:BS:

Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 08:26 AM
Why does this thread have more replies than it has views?
Does it mean that most people who have opened it have actually "replied" rather than just "viewed?" Are "views" only those who open the thread but don't reply......?????????

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:28 AM
Actually, for the first day in about 2 weeks it's looking like a light load today. Perhaps I can make some headway today on the addition to the storage shed.


It's about my bedtime..........ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ

PastorMikH
09-08-2004, 08:33 AM
:BS:


BS? Build Shed??? :thumb::thumb:

Skip Towne
09-08-2004, 08:34 AM
Does it mean that most people who have opened it have actually "replied" rather than just "viewed?" Are "views" only those who open the thread but don't reply......?????????
I've always thought "views" were the number of people who opened the thread. There shouldn't be more views than replies.

Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 08:53 AM
I've always thought "views" were the number of people who opened the thread. There shouldn't be more views than replies.
I've thought so too...but I've seen the replies outnumber the views on more than one occasion so I just wonder if it's not the way I explained. Maybe the whole site just takes a while to update/refresh every now and again....?

Braincase
09-08-2004, 08:56 AM
If you're not feeling "fresh", I guess I'd suggest "Summer's Eve" or any of the other Massengill products.

PastorMikH
09-08-2004, 09:03 AM
I've always thought "views" were the number of people who opened the thread. There shouldn't be more views than replies.


Careful Skip, you know what the Dr told you about trying to think.:)

I would imagine that what has happened is that only a few have opened the thread and posted multiple replies with the thread open. Either that or they aren't being counted as fresh views once they have been to the thread once.

ChiTown
09-08-2004, 09:04 AM
I don't know if you stink, but you do suck....


;)

jcroft
09-08-2004, 09:09 AM
www.anthony.com

There, treat yourself. Be a homo and a man at the same time.

cdcox
09-08-2004, 09:11 AM
Nah, that's just Donger and his stinky legs that you are smelling.

Dr. Johnny Fever
09-08-2004, 09:28 AM
Nah, that's just Donger and his stinky legs that you are smelling.
ooohhhhhhhh, ok....it's the smell of smegma then........

thanks!

ROFL

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 07:51 PM
So your wife has a bushy.......Nothing wrong with the 70's porn look I guess........




Bumpin for jamie..........

Chieficus
09-08-2004, 08:11 PM
With all that crap on ya'...of course you stink...

Chieficus
09-08-2004, 08:13 PM
With all that crap on ya'...of course you stink...

Chieficus....thinking he should re-phrase this...

With the mixture of odors from all that "good-smelling" stuff you have listed out that you use, of course, it produces from its combination a new scent that will make any office worker faint...

:jester:

Inspector
09-08-2004, 08:16 PM
eh....just quit farting so much.

LVNHACK
09-08-2004, 08:17 PM
eh....just quit farting so much.



That's his burp you're smellin..........

Skip Towne
07-22-2007, 06:47 PM
This thread needs more attention.

Hammock Parties
07-22-2007, 06:49 PM
Ditch the cologne you pussy.

KcMizzou
07-22-2007, 06:52 PM
I showered this morning...even used Ivory soap and Pert shampoo. Put on my Degree deoderant AND anti-persperant (double coverage... :) ) brushed my teeth with AIM and slapped on a splash of Preferred Stock cologne....but I still feel "less than confident" about my overall olfactory presentation...

:(


:shrug:It's because you run with women like the one in your avatar.

:p

Bowser
07-22-2007, 06:55 PM
It's because you run with women like the one in your avatar.

:p

Patchouli is an awful smell.

blueballs
07-22-2007, 07:20 PM
it's been about 3 years
and you still have the same bar of soap

Bugeater
07-22-2007, 07:22 PM
Yes, you smell like weed.

KCChiefsMan
07-22-2007, 07:32 PM
did you leave your clothes in the washer machine too long before drying them? that always does it to me

Dr. Johnny Fever
07-22-2007, 09:45 PM
This thread needs more attention.
Are you stalking me?

Smed1065
07-22-2007, 09:51 PM
Ditch the cologne you pussy.

Like you would know if you smelled one..