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Brian Myles
09-18-2004, 01:23 PM
What a great game. It's so relaxing. I hardly ever get a chance to play but when I do it always seems I hit the ball pretty well...even without much practice. Man, it feels good to hit a nice drive and then lay the pitching wedge on the ball just right so that you get the perfect loft and stick it nicely on the green. Then it's just like miniature golf without the windmill or clowns mouth to hit through.

Ah...what a great way to relax and unwind. God bless the inventor of golf. He is truly a saint. I bet there's a special place in heaven for him.

...and to think the only real reason I even play is to drive the cart like a maniac and drink beer......

Golf is great.

Skip Towne
09-18-2004, 01:29 PM
Have you seen that dipshit Beerme?