jagerdrinker
09-19-2004, 10:31 AM
Mock conversation between DV and Holmes:
H: Hello, this is Mr. Fantasy...sure, Dave, I'll be glad to score three TDs for your fantasy football team this week...oh wait, hold up, I just scored again.
(enter DV)
DV: Priest, great job, but can you help us on defense?
H: Sorry coach, I do fantasies, not miracles.
(DV bursts into tears)
***CBS can kiss my ass.
H: Hello, this is Mr. Fantasy...sure, Dave, I'll be glad to score three TDs for your fantasy football team this week...oh wait, hold up, I just scored again.
(enter DV)
DV: Priest, great job, but can you help us on defense?
H: Sorry coach, I do fantasies, not miracles.
(DV bursts into tears)
***CBS can kiss my ass.