Breaking News - Cincinnati versus Miami.

[Rain Man]

This just in. It looks like Miami has to punt again.



In other news, the Department of the Interior has designated A.J. Feeley as an endangered species.

[Skip Towne]

Would you please send me a memo the next time Miami has to punt. I'm kind of getting drawn to it.

[Demonpenz]

Miami's helmets are not gay enough

[Saulbadguy]

Positive thinking: At least we aren't MIAMI.

[Rain Man]

Would you please send me a memo the next time Miami has to punt. I'm kind of getting drawn to it.

I'm developing a mathematical model to predict it. So far, the model shows that Miami punts on every fourth offensive play.

[Frazod]

I sure wish we had Cincinnati's defense, though. They look great.

[Frazod]

Anybody else catch that promo commercial for SportsCenter?

"Tonight, SportsCenter Busts." As they show a clip of the Chiefs.

:banghead:

[tk13]

I sure wish we had Cincinnati's defense, though. They look great.
It's easy to look great when your opponent's offensive line couldn't block a front four consisting of two-toed jungle sloths to save their lives....

[Rain Man]

I sure wish we had Cincinnati's defense, though. They look great.


Yeah, Justin Smith might as well be Feeley's helmet. He spends more time on him than it does.




WHOA! FIRST DOWNNNNNNNN, MIIIIAAAAAAMMIIIIIIII!

[Baby Lee]

10!!!

[cdcox]

Which of the following has happened the least tonight:

Feeley getting crushed
Feeley throwing into coverage
Miami Punting

[Baby Lee]

Anybody else catch that promo commercial for SportsCenter?

"Tonight, SportsCenter Busts." As they show a clip of the Chiefs.

:banghead:
We are officially THE JOKE of the NFL.

Whenever some guy's kid starts whining or crying, he'll say "Buck up! Stop being such a Chief."

New Massengil ads are planned which say "Mom. You ever get that not so fresh feeling. . . you know. . . in your Chief?"

[Rain Man]

WHOA! FIRST DOWNNNNNNNN, MIIIIAAAAAAMMIIIIIIII!

That's odd. They got the first down, but I think they just came out and punted anyway.

[Skip Towne]

I'm developing a mathematical model to predict it. So far, the model shows that Miami punts on every fourth offensive play.
You neede a mathematical model to predict THAT? I only needed a cursory look at their roster.

[Rain Man]

Which of the following has happened the least tonight:

Feeley getting crushed
Feeley throwing into coverage
Miami Punting


Feeley getting crushed - 2 plays out of four.
Feeley throwing into coverage - 2 plays out of four. (simultaneously with A)
Miami Punting - 1 play out of four.
Miami gets stuffed running - 1 play out of four.

[Calcountry]

This just in, Dextor Mcleon has decided to retire immediately.

[cdcox]

Whew! Thank goodness for overrated QBs to keep Foster from being ranked as the best playmaker of the day.

[Rain Man]

Miami has 20 rushes for 25 yards, with three minutes left in the game.


Oooh, nice catch and run by McMichael.

[Frazod]

Miami's threatening to score here.... :eek:

Holy shit - they DID score :eek:

TD Miami

[cdcox]

AGHHHHHH! freak play!

[Demonpenz]

hell sees a snowflake

[Rain Man]

Whew! Thank goodness for overrated QBs to keep Foster from being ranked as the best playmaker of the day.

Heh-heh. I was just thinking the same thing. Career day my butt.



Oooh, Miami scores on a ricocheted batted pass.

[tk13]

Whew! Thank goodness for overrated QBs to keep Foster from being ranked as the best playmaker of the day.
You think we couldn't stop a shifty guy like Quentin Griffin... if we don't get better on defense Vick is going to run for 200 yards on us. He literally looked like a high schooler playing with pee wee kids on a couple of those runs today.....

[Baby Lee]

You think we couldn't stop a shifty guy like Quentin Griffin... if we don't get better on defense Vick is going to run for 200 yards on us. He literally looked like a high schooler playing with pee wee kids on a couple of those runs today.....
Watch, as Holliday sticks his head up his own ass on national TV!!

[Frazod]

The Fish will have a chance....

[Frazod]

And Miami returns it almost into FG range.... WOW

[Baby Lee]

The Fish will have a chance....
And we'll have a worse record than the Fish.

Every league needs a 'Bengals' team. That's why we invited KC.

[cdcox]

This reminds me why I don't gamble with real money. I had Bengals -3 with a 10 pt lead and now I'm hoping for a push on the gambling thread.

[Frazod]

And Feeley gets away with grounding. :shake:

[Rain Man]

They ought to make this fair and make Cincinnati's linemen do a "One Mississippi, Two Mississippi" before they rush.

[cdcox]

LOL

[Frazod]

Mare to try to tie it... and it's good.

But Lewis called timeout. What a dick. :D

[cdcox]

Beautiful timing on the time out.

[Rausch]

Mare to try to tie it... and it's good.

But Lewis called timeout. What a dick. :D

Like I haven't watched 2 steming turds of a game already...

[Frazod]

Tie game.

The way both offenses look, I'd say there is a real possibility of an OT tie here.

[Rain Man]

That's weird. Miami punted it through the goalpost, and they got three points.

[Skip Towne]

I finally caught up with you guys and tuned in. Man, the stench is about to overwhelm me. Damn that smell-o-vision.

[Frazod]

Bengals nearly in FG range on the final drive.

Scratch that. They ARE in FG range now.

[Frazod]

39 yard FG to win it is..... GOOD.

[cdcox]

Yea, i got the push :rolleyes:

[arrowheadrocks]

The Bungles now have a better record than us....sorry...I am just having trouble letting go...

[Rain Man]

I was rooting for Miami. They're less of a threat to get a playoff spot.

[Frazod]

That was a helluva game.

[Frazod]

I was rooting for Miami. They're less of a threat to get a playoff spot.

Unfortunately, so are we. :(

[Skip Towne]

Unfortunately, so are we. :(
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