Did you know...

[Ultra Peanut]

If you combine Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, and Minnesota on a map, you get the shape of a chef?

[Hammock Parties]

EUREKA!!!

[Rain Man]

That's amazing.

I don't get it.

[CosmicPal]

Look more like a Broncos fan run over by a Mac Truck

[beavis]

If you combine Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, and Minnesota on a map, you get the shape of a chef?
The human head weighs 8 pounds.

[J Diddy]

The human head weighs 8 pounds.

My penis weighs 12.

:)

[Coach]

EUREKA!!!

Looks like a transexual if ya ask me. :spock:

[Hammock Parties]

My penis weighs 12.

:)

That must be a drag....

[teedubya]

wow. i noticed this in 2nd grade. :rolleyes:

[Brando]

It kind of looks like Brenda Warner if she was pregnant.

[Logical]

My penis weighs 12.

:)Grams? too bad.

[J Diddy]

Grams? too bad.

Amazing how one can weigh with their tongues.

[Logical]

Amazing how one can weigh with their tongues.Wow you are flexible.

[RealSNR]

Grams? too bad.Actually, technically, grams aren't a unit of weight.

[Logical]

Actually, technically, grams aren't a unit of weight.Tell the Euros who weigh everything in Kilograms.

[J Diddy]

Wow you are flexible.

I'd like to think that I'm flexible you said $5, I said $2. No big deal about giving you $5. Call it a tip.

[RealSNR]

Tell the Euros who weigh everything in Kilograms.Besides the occasional breakthrough in biology, Europeans aren't exactly scientists.

[Logical]

I'd like to think that I'm flexible you said $5, I said $2. No big deal about giving you $5. Call it a tip.
I do have inexpensive man whores on the payroll, thanks for being such a loyal customer. They appreciate your business

[RealSNR]

I'd like to think that I'm flexible you said $5, I said $2. No big deal about giving you $5. Call it a tip.How generous.

[Hammock Parties]

I'd like to think that I'm flexible you said $5, I said $2. No big deal about giving you $5. Call it a tip.

Wow, you just pwned Vlad.

[Logical]

Wow, you just pwned Vlad.I have tried to ignore you, would you like that to change, Mr. I am proud to be a meatpeaker and announced it on this BB?

[J Diddy]

I do have inexpensive man whores on the payroll, thanks for being such a loyal customer. They appreciate your business


Well, sir it is great to see such great work ethic. Most People in your position or positions whichever the case may be, wouldn't get down and do the dirty work.

Not to mention, I find it enormously funny that you just admitted having inexpensive man whores on your payroll. I bet if you took 2 or 3 more tricks a day, you could afford some expensive man whores.

Best of luck to ya :thumb:

[go bo]

Grams? too bad.:clap: :clap: :clap: ROFL ROFL

[Brando]

I'd rather stick with my little dick.

When you say little you mean 6 pounds right??

[J Diddy]

I'd rather stick with my little dick.

Hey i have 12 grams, ask vlad he knows.

[Logical]

Well, sir it is great to see such great work ethic. Most People in your position or positions whichever the case may be, wouldn't get down and do the dirty work.

Not to mention, I find it enormously funny that you just admitted having inexpensive man whores on your payroll. I bet if you took 2 or 3 more tricks a day, you could afford some expensive man whores.

Best of luck to ya :thumb:

I save the good stuff for non-derelicts with a future. If you ever have one we will move you up the list.

[go bo]

I have tried to ignore you, would you like that to change, Mr. I am proud to be a meatpeaker and announced it on this BB?:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[go bo]

I save the good stuff for non-derelicts with a future. If you ever have one we will move you up the list.hey! what have you got against derelicts??

i myself am an aspiring derelict... :) :) :)

[Ultra Peanut]

My precious thread is all grown up.

[J Diddy]

I save the good stuff for non-derelicts with a future. If you ever have one we will move you up the list.

Ha ha is that all you got.

Like you freaking know me or my future, just take your $5 and get on to your next trick.

[Brando]

please

[Logical]

Ha ha is that all you got.

Like you freaking know me or my future, just take your $5 and get on to your next trick.Tell you what Mr Big bucks. I have $500 bucks for 37 Forever Foundation if I get a PM from Phobia saying you sent in your $500 bucks. You got the money to back your talk?

[J Diddy]

Tell you what Mr Big bucks. I have $500 bucks for 37 Forever Foundation if I get a PM from Phobia saying you sent in your $500 bucks. You got the money to back your talk?

You better get cracking thats 100 jobs.

[J Diddy]

please

Really cuz I'm laughing my ass off right now.

[Logical]

You better get cracking thats 100 jobs. Dude that was no joke, do you have the money for the challenge or not? Or are you just a pussy.

[Hammock Parties]

I have tried to ignore you, would you like that to change, Mr. I am proud to be a meatpeaker and announced it on this BB?

And I’m proud to be a Meatpeaker
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who peed
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend urinals still today
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love the waaaaaang
God bless the meatpeakee.

[Logical]

J-diddy - Dude your boss the crew chief at Mickey D's is not going to front you $500.

[J Diddy]

Dude that was no joke, do you have the money for the challenge or not? Or are you just a pussy.

You know if you are so super rich then you should just donate it cause it's the right thing to do.

No, I don't have the money I have a wife and 2 children to care for. I'm pretty confident that that is more important than getting into a financial pissing match with a guy who's throwing a temper tantrum because he started a fight and got owned.

[Brando]

You know if you are so super rich then you should just donate it cause it's the right thing to do.

No, I don't have the money I have a wife and 2 children to care for. I'm pretty confident that that is more important than getting into a financial pissing match with a guy who's throwing a temper tantrum because he started a fight and got owned.

Did someone say??

[J Diddy]

J-diddy - Dude your boss the crew chief at Mickey D's is not going to front you $500.

No sir actually I am the General Manager of a Domino's. You must of got me confused with one of your inexpensive man whores.

[Logical]

You know if you are so super rich then you should just donate it cause it's the right thing to do.

No, I don't have the money I have a wife and 2 children to care for. I'm pretty confident that that is more important than getting into a financial pissing match with a guy who's throwing a temper tantrum because he started a fight and got owned.

I donated over 1500 last year and a large amount this year. I see you are a pussy and trying to wiggle out of it now. :rolleyes:

[Brando]

I donated over 1500 last year and a large amount this year. I see you are a pussy and trying to wiggle out of it now. :rolleyes:

Seriously

[J Diddy]

I donated over 1500 last year and a large amount this year. I see you are a pussy and trying to wiggle out of it now. :rolleyes:

What does this have to do with a ****ing thing?

Congrats, you did a good thing.
I applaud that.

What exactly am I wiggling out of now?
Did I make any statement that I was wealthy, no?

Don't get mad you win some and you lose some.

[Logical]

I donated over 1500 last year and a large amount this year. I see you are a pussy and trying to wiggle out of it now. :rolleyes:

P.S. Your pathetic excuse is nothing. I have an 800,000 home, an 80,000 car and three kids all in college to pay for, so you have no excuse.

[Logical]

SeriouslySays the idiot savant noob.ROFL

[RealSNR]

Awesome. I didn't expect the music guy to bust out the mass vs. weight thing.I was a pretty smart guy until I stopped caring about school.

Freshman year of college was not fun for me, needless to say

[Brando]

P.S. Your pathetic excuse is nothing. I have an 800,000 home, an 80,000 car and three kids all in college to pay for, so you have no excuse.

Glad to hear that you also posses modesty with all your material goods.

[|Zach|]

I want some money for college.

[Logical]

I want some money for college.

Your parents are probably still willing, you just have to ask.;)

[J Diddy]

P.S. Your pathetic excuse is nothing. I have an 800,000 home, an 80,000 car and three kids all in college to pay for, so you have no excuse.

I don't need an excuse.
I'm happy with my life.

I live comfortably plus I don't need to spout my accomplishments to feel like a good person.

It's funny though how you're spouting this.

Because all you have is your money.

[|Zach|]

Your parents are probably still willing, you just have to ask.;)
It was worth a shot to try and get some from Vladdy Warbucks.

:D

[RealSNR]

This thread is so lame yet so entertaining... :spock:

[Logical]

I was a pretty smart guy until I stopped caring about school.

Freshman year of college was not fun for me, needless to say

Talent is underrated and underpaid. Life is balanced.:p

[David.]

ok fellas We all have big weiners and can piss really far. Let's break it up.

[Logical]

I don't need an excuse.
I'm happy with my life.

I live comfortably plus I don't need to spout my accomplishments to feel like a good person.

It's funny though how you're spouting this.

Because all you have is your money.ROFLROFL Yet you don't judge people without knowing them.

[Brando]

ok fellas We all have big weiners and can piss really far. Let's break it up.


Good call

[|Zach|]

SNR, did you see the new Aqua Teen Epidsode the other night?

[Miles]

SNR, did you see the new Aqua Teen Epidsode the other night?

No as a moonmaster he is busy peddling merchandise to stop the gorgatron ;)

[J Diddy]

ROFLROFL Yet you don't judge people without knowing them.

With all due respect, you picked the fight and then you got clowned, then you got mad and started spouting accomplishments.

Furthurmore, i have yet to judge you.
Since the beginning of the thread i have been doing nothing more than screwing with you.

If you don't like it don't come looking for a fight, instead go polish the bumper on your $80,000 car.

[|Zach|]

No as a moonmaster he is busy peddling merchandise to stop the gorgatron ;)
Yes Ur, I have processed the humor.


ROFL

[Logical]

With all due respect, you picked the fight and then you got clowned, then you got mad and started spouting accomplishments.

Furthurmore, i have yet to judge you.
Since the beginning of the thread i have been doing nothing more than screwing with you.

If you don't like it don't come looking for a fight, instead go polish the bumper on your $80,000 car.

Your imaginary owning requires I care. The only thing I know for sure abuot you is you are too cheap to back your words to a worthwhile charity.

[J Diddy]

Your imaginary owning requires I care. The only thing I know for sure abuot you is you are too cheap to back your words to a worthwhile charity.


What words did I utter, could you please read those back to me?

Now, this isn't even fun anymore, you're just making shit up.

[Hammock Parties]

Vlad I am impressed by your lavish home and automobile. Now please drop trou.

[J Diddy]

Vlad I am impressed by your lavish home and automobile. Now please drop trou.

I expected that's what he wanted.

[Ultra Peanut]

I have a $1,000,000,000 house. It's by the sea. On the moon.

So there.

[Logical]

I have a $1,000,000,000 house. It's by the sea. On the moon.

So there.

Now you I am impressed with, you have imagination.

[J Diddy]

I have a $1,000,000,000 house. It's by the sea. On the moon.

So there.


Um you got a guest house, cuz I always wanted to go to the moon.

Is that the sea of tranquility, cuz I heard the surf there rocks

:thumb:

[Ultra Peanut]

shut up yuo pour fag0tt i can by your sole if i wanted but i dont want too right no

[Ultra Peanut]

Um you got a guest house, cuz I always wanted to go to the moon.You're excluded, because you're not rich enough.

Is that the sea of tranquility, cuz I heard the surf there rocksIt's the Sea of TOTALLY ****ING AWESOME.

[J Diddy]

You're excluded, because you're not rich enough.

It's the Sea of TOTALLY ****ING AWESOME.

damn, i was hoping to pull the trailer to the moon

[Ultra Peanut]

damn, i was hoping to pull the trailer to the moonHA HA! POOR HOBO JIM AND I SCOFF AT YOUR PUNY INCOME!

[J Diddy]

HA HA! POOR HOBO JIM AND I SCOFF AT YOUR PUNY INCOME!

haha
I have not the strength to defend against a mindless income rant.

I'll forfeit this one........


:)

[Ultra Peanut]

YOU ARE POOR I AM RICH I WIN HA HA HA!

[Ultra Peanut]

There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I’ll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there’s nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It’s like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go, "Ooh, look at him, he’s not able-bodied. I am; I’m prejudiced." Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he’s not; it’s difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.

[David.]

WHY DOES THE "H" DIE!?!?

[J Diddy]

YOU ARE POOR I AM RICH I WIN HA HA HA!

whatever works for you

[David.]

There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I’ll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there’s nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It’s like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go, "Ooh, look at him, he’s not able-bodied. I am; I’m prejudiced." Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he’s not; it’s difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.

woah, left field?

[Ultra Peanut]

whatever works for youGo cry in the burlap sack that doubles as your blanket, you smelly peon!

[J Diddy]

I wasn't paying close enough attention to notice what started this pissing match... but, Vlad has plenty more than his money.

He has me as a friend. That's worth at least a mil or so.

(That'll be extra funny to people Vlad's age.)

congrats...

[J Diddy]

Go cry in the burlap sack that doubles as your blanket, you smelly peon!

are you attempting to get a response,
because my response to you will be the same
I don't care about your money, I ain't broke, and I could truly give a ****

so there

[David.]

are you attempting to get a response,
because my response to you will be the same
I don't care about your money, I ain't broke, and I could truly give a ****

so there

He's just joking around. Stop being a defensive douche-a-roo

[Ultra Peanut]

Seriously. Jim and J Diddy have combined to make this thread a Double Douche-O-Rama.

[Logical]

I wasn't paying close enough attention to notice what started this pissing match... but, Vlad has plenty more than his money.

He has me as a friend. That's worth at least a mil or so.

(That'll be extra funny to people Vlad's age.)When you are my age friends are priceless you young bastard.;)

[David.]

yeah, the doucheosity is off the charts

[Logical]

Seriously. Jim and J Diddy have combined to make this thread a Double Douche-O-Rama.
That will teach you for imagining a chef out of some weird drug induced haze.:p

[Ultra Peanut]

These guys must think they're Douche McAllister.

[J Diddy]

Seriously. Jim and J Diddy have combined to make this thread a Double Douche-O-Rama.

nah

[David.]

Their vaginas are dirty so they should buy a Douche.....


too much?

[Ultra Peanut]

nahWhatever you say, Douche Staley.

[J Diddy]

Whatever you say, Douche Staley.
I know you are but what am I

[|Zach|]

I heard a PM Dawn song today.

[J Diddy]

Their vaginas are dirty so they should buy a Douche.....


too much?

a little, yes

[|Zach|]

You know the thing that sucks about the Chiefs losing besides the bickering that goes on here is the fact that I cant do my Top 8 bottom 2...I refuse to start them off again until we win.

[David.]

I'm listening to The Mars Volta right now, and I'm convinced their music is the best thing ever.

[J Diddy]

You know the thing that sucks about the Chiefs losing besides the bickering that goes on here is the fact that I cant do my Top 8 bottom 2...I refuse to start them off again until we win.

why don't you flip it up and do the middle 3

[|Zach|]

why don't you flip it up and do the middle 3
I would never respect myself in the morning.

[Ultra Peanut]

why don't you flip it up and do the middle 3Good idea, Corey Dillhole.

[David.]

You should call my dad and let him know I used 'mil' in a joke. He'd be happy to know I remembered it.

then at least two of you could have a laugh.

I bet not one of these f*ckers on this thread even knows that used to be a unit of currency.

yah that joke was like this



Joke



my head



wow, IM sew clevar

[J Diddy]

Good idea, Corey Dillhole.
i know you are but what am i

[Miles]

yah that joke was like this



Joke



my head



wow, IM sew clevar

Perhaps i can help: Sarcasm line "used to be a unit of currency"

[David.]

You know the thing that sucks about the Chiefs losing besides the bickering that goes on here is the fact that I cant do my Top 8 bottom 2...I refuse to start them off again until we win.

yes, the bickering and the negativity on here make me leave for 2 or 3 days after a loss. The top 8 bottom 2 not being here sucks too.

[Miles]

yes, the bickering and the negativity on here make me leave for 2 or 3 days after a loss. The top 8 bottom 2 not being here sucks too.
Agreed on the first part and on the second, ROFL

[go bo]

I wasn't paying close enough attention to notice what started this pissing match... but, Vlad has plenty more than his money.

He has me as a friend. That's worth at least a mil or so.

(That'll be extra funny to people Vlad's age.)good Lord, does that mean i'm vlad's age??

[Phobia]

yes, the bickering and the negativity on here make me leave for 2 or 3 days after a loss.

This is by design.

[teedubya]

this thread is complete Doucheology.

[tk13]

And I’m proud to be a Meatpeaker
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who peed
who gave that right to me.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend urinals still today
‘ Cause there ain’t no doubt I love the waaaaaang
God bless the meatpeakee.
:shake: