What size you fellers here packin?

[Surtain23]

I'm packin bout 6.5 :hmmm:

[Donger]

I'm packin bout 6.5 :hmmm:

I'm not sure I understand the question. Would you elaborate, please?

[jAZ]

I see "Donger" is on this thread... That seems appropriate.

:D

[Donger]

I see "Donger" is on this thread... That seems appropriate.

:D

Why?

[Surtain23]

I'm not sure I understand the question. Would you elaborate, please?

Basically, what size is your pack?

[Archie Bunker]

Is the Anton?

[Donger]

Basically, what size is your pack?

My pack? My back pack?

[Mark M]

I'm packin bout 6.5 :hmmm:

I'm guessing that's millimeters ...

MM
~~:p

[beavis]

Why the hell do you want to know?

[HolmeZz]

Where the hell's the Gaz option?

[Surtain23]

Why the hell do you want to know?

I'm guy-curious. So answer; how bigs the dick?

[BigRedChief]

Why the hell do you want to know?

the side ways glance failed him. He needs confirmation.

[David.]

ok you meat peeker. Go to WDC. They might like you over there.

[Donger]

My boyfriend's last name is O'Connor

I don't get it.

You say "my boyfriend" and then you say that your penis is 6.5?

Does not compute...

[Mark M]

They don't call me tripod for nothin'.

What? You think my wife married me for my sparkling personality?

MM
~~:D

[Surtain23]

I'm guessing that's millimeters ...

MM
~~:p


Actually, I am bout 8-ish on the hard. I ordered some of those pills from a paid in advertisement, so I should be poppin up huge in a jippy. After the results of the pills, I'll update this thread with my new package size. I kinda shrunk after the 'roids.

[Deberg_1990]

11+ Jesus!!!

[HolmeZz]

I don't get it.

You say "my boyfriend" and then you say that your penis is 6.5?

Does not compute...

You forgot to carry the 3.

[TNTEICHER]

You know I've never had the urge to measure. Seems kinda dumb if you ask me. All I know is it has had satisfied customers thats all that counts.

[Mark M]

Some folks around here are going to blow a gasket over this thread ...

MM
~~:LOL:

[David.]

I don't get it.

You say "my boyfriend" and then you say that your penis is 6.5?

Does not compute...

ROFL

[Surtain23]

I don't get it.

You say "my boyfriend" and then you say that your penis is 6.5?

Does not compute...

Yes. In translation: I am a man with a 6.5 inch cock when soft, 8 on the hard and my boyfriend's name is Christopher Charles O'Connor. How hard's that to understand buddy?

[ZepSinger]

Actually, I am bout 8-ish on the hard. I ordered some of those pills from a paid in advertisement, so I should be poppin up huge in a jippy. After the results of the pills, I'll update this thread with my new package size. I kinda shrunk after the 'roids.

OK, I think we're done here...
:Lin:

[Donger]

You forgot to carry the 3.

Well, that's better than carrying the 2, I guess.

[Surtain23]

Some folks around here are going to blow a gasket over this thread ...

MM
~~:LOL:

Whats wrong with it? I am completely comfortable with my sexuality. Now stop beating around the bush and answer the question. How big is your dick, man?

[Nelson Muntz]

Basically, what size is your pack?

Enough to satisfy my wife, your mom and your sister.

[BigRedChief]

I'm packin bout 6.5 :hmmm:

This thread is worthless without a pic

[Mark M]

Whats wrong with it? I am completely comfortable with my sexuality. Now stop beating around the bush and answer the question. How big is your dick, man?

Ask your mom ...

MM
~~:D

[Deberg_1990]

Is this thread really appropriate from some guy who has had only 19 posts on this board??

[HolmeZz]

Yes. In translation: I am a man with a 6.5 inch cock when soft, 8 on the hard and my boyfriend's name is Christopher Charles O'Connor. How hard's that to understand buddy?

We don't take well to your kind around here.

And by your kind, I mean people from Buffalo.

[Donger]

Yes. In translation: I am a man with a 6.5 inch cock when soft, 8 on the hard and my boyfriend's name is Christopher Charles O'Connor. How hard's that to understand buddy?

Hey, just trying to figure out where you're coming from...

[Archie Bunker]

:Lin:

[Surtain23]

You know I've never had the urge to measure. Seems kinda dumb if you ask me. All I know is it has had satisfied customers thats all that counts.

Sometimes when me and my man Christopher are sitting around watching MTV's Real World, Fresh Prince, or Nick @ Night's I am the Boss.........he gets bored, starts playin with the cock, jacks it around, then measures it. I love everything but the measuring part, but I guess it interests him.

[Mark M]

We don't take well to your kind around here.

And by your kind, I mean people from Buffalo.

Rep

MM
~~ROFL

[tk13]

Come on, Taco... you didn't have to create a new username to do this...

[ROYC75]

Seems like he has gotten a few emails on Supersize'n it ?

I'm going to leave this one alone, gotta pack my bags for the trip !

[Donger]

Now stop beating around the bush

Me? I don't beat around the bush.

[Mark M]

Hey, just trying to figure out where you're coming from...

I'm guessing "behind you" is not the answer you're looking for ...

MM
~~:spock:

[Nelson Muntz]

Ask your mom ...

MM
~~:D



Beat ya to it. Hmmm maybe that doesn't sound quite right :shake:


Plus I got bonus points for the sister too :thumb:

[Deberg_1990]

Sometimes when me and my man Christopher are sitting around watching MTV's Real World, Fresh Prince, or Nick @ Night's I am the Boss.........he gets bored, starts playin with the cock, jacks it around, then measures it. I love everything but the measuring part, but I guess it interests him.


OK Mods..time to get rid of this thread...

[Archie Bunker]

Sometimes when me and my man Christopher are sitting around watching MTV's Real World, Fresh Prince, or Nick @ Night's I am the Boss.........he gets bored, starts playin with the cock, jacks it around, then measures it. I love everything but the measuring part, but I guess it interests him.

I guess this is my cue to get the hell out of this thread. Good lord.

[David.]

:thailor:

[Donger]

Sometimes when me and my man Christopher are sitting around watching MTV's Real World, Fresh Prince, or Nick @ Night's I am the Boss.........he gets bored, starts playin with the cock, jacks it around, then measures it. I love everything but the measuring part, but I guess it interests him.

What awful grammar.

It's "my man and I."

[HolmeZz]

I'm sure Patrick Surtain appreciates you dragging his name through the mud. :p

[BigRedChief]

Holy Chit Batman! An openly gay dude asking to compare cock size....:hmmm:

[Brando]

This has got to be a Bronco fan

[Archie Bunker]

I'm guessing "behind you" is not the answer you're looking for ...

MM
~~:spock:
ROFL

[Katipan]

This is such a beautiful thread.

Al gore weeps for his internet.

[David.]

so he claims he's 6 and a half soft and only 8 hard. I'm thinking this is a girl posing as a gay guy for kicks.

[Nelson Muntz]

This has got to be a Bronco fan


Or a raiders fan with access to a computer while in prison.

[Donger]

I'm guessing "behind you" is not the answer you're looking for ...

MM
~~:spock:

Well, yeah.

Personally, I've just never "gotten" how a guy looks at another guy versus a hot chick, and picks the other guy.

I guess it's just my rampant heterosexual nature kicking in.

[Brando]

Or a raiders fan with access to a computer while in prison.

Probably taking a break from earning his law degree or something.

[BigRedChief]

I see the "Jesus" option is winning. WTF is the Gaz option?

[MOhillbilly]

i be packin the 2 in assassin.

[Brando]

I see the "Jesus" option is winning. WTF is the Gaz option?

C'mon guys...you aren't supposed to start measuring from your spleen.

[TNTEICHER]

C'mon guys...you aren't supposed to start measuring from your spleen.

I have a feeling that some very liberal rounding up has taken place. :hmmm:

[Donger]

C'mon guys...you aren't supposed to start measuring from your spleen.

C'mon; there's more to the turtle than just the part sticking out, right?

[David.]

OH I thought I was voting for Jesus.

[BigRedChief]

OH I thought I was voting for Jesus.

Hey I was just being truthful. Ask my wif she'll tell ya

[Brando]

C'mon; there's more to the turtle than just the part sticking out, right?

Alright...but no measuring from any farther then the top of your head.

[Donger]

Alright...but no measuring from any farther then the top of your head.

Anyone got a tape measure?

This ruler ain't getting the job done.

[HolmeZz]

I see the "Jesus" option is winning. WTF is the Gaz option?

Jesus/Gaz, same thing.

[Mr. Laz]

OK Mods..time to get rid of this thread...

obvious a lame attempt to get attention ... i doubt he's even gay


fortunately for him, CPlanet can't see to help itself when regarding dealing with trolls.

ROFL

[David.]

almost.

[Brando]

Weiner threads are almost as good as poop threads.

Dude...that was uncalled for...I just had Wendy's and now my gut is grumblin.

[David.]

ROFL

[Brando]

You hungry for weiners or poop?

Oh yeth..I need a weener ASAP

[Donger]

Oh yeth..I need a weener ASAP

'Twould appear that there might be one or two available in the NY area.

Probably free, too.

[Chief Fanatic]

En Delt called the sh#t Poop

[Jenson71]

Where's the less than 2 option?

[Jenson71]

Because Skip might wanna vote too.

[grandllama]

I'm hung like a mosquito bite...

[Chief Roundup]

The real distinction comes with you put the length with the thickness.

[Calcountry]

Yes. In translation: I am a man with a 6.5 inch cock when soft, 8 on the hard and my boyfriend's name is Christopher Charles O'Connor. How hard's that to understand buddy?
Pretty hard , I mean, he goes by the name Donger

[Donger]

Man, this thread lost its potency pretty quickly...

[Calcountry]

Man, this thread lost its potency pretty quickly...
This thread is teh ghey.

[CrazyHorse]

Here's an idea.

If you are in fact 6.5 flacid, then why don't you go fvck yourself?

[whoman69]

Since about 90% of the male population in the US is within 1 inch of the normal 6", we either have alot of liars or dreamers on this thread.

[Bowser]

Since about 90% of the male population in the US is within 1 inch of the normal 6", we either have alot of liars or dreamers on this thread.

You know, I've always heard that. But how do they know? Is where I live the 10% that the scientific community does not care to know how big (or little) the meat puppet is? I'm pretty sure nobody has come to my door asking to see my piece to compare to the rest of the country. And if it ever happened, I think I would have to drop the idiot who asked the question.



Right after I poked his eye out, of course! :)

[David.]

if Jbret had posted this he'd be banned.

[Bowser]

if Jbret had posted this he'd be banned.

He would then be known as GoCocque!

[jAZ]

Why?
Really?

[Brock]

Fags.

[B2chiefsfan]

7.6 x 6.9

[Donger]

Really?

No, not really.

[jAZ]

No, not really.
Whew!

[jAZ]

BTW, where does a fella who's 10.8 vote?

[Donger]

BTW, where does a fella who's 10.8 vote?

Dade County, FL.

[jAZ]

Dade County, FL.
Ok, but I'm not moving there... ;)

[Donger]

Ok, but I'm not moving there... ;)

:)

[Bowser]

BTW, where does a fella who's 10.8 vote?

You can vote at

www.Ihaveanoveractiveimagination.com

You're welcome! :thumb:

[gblowfish]

I think this Sartain guy spent too much time in the shower after gym class. Your size all depends on your frame of mind, and how cool is the pool!!

[KCN]

I voted for the last one. 11+ Jesuses.

http://www.sfu.ca/~vtho/jpg/mtl/jesuses.jpg

[Calcountry]

Dade County, FL.
Donger is right, I think his name is Chad.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

if you got big enough nuts, it don't matter

[David.]

if you got big enough nuts, it don't matter

pft, someones been lying to you ROFL

[Wile_E_Coyote]

pft, someones been lying to you ROFL

I found having her choke on one my nuts far more satisfying :harumph:

[B2chiefsfan]

I found having her choke on one my nuts far more satisfying :harumph::)

[teedubya]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

[alanm]

I don't get it.

You say "my boyfriend" and then you say that your penis is 6.5?

Does not compute...He/She must be a Packer fan. ROFL

[Kclee]

You hungry for weiners or poop?


ROFL Wow, funny.






I forgot about this side of Surtain.

[Braincase]

Damn... guess who the guy is in the men's room with a ruler and a smile...

Oh, sorry - that's Redrum_69.

[badgirl]

ok you meat peeker. Go to WDC. They might like you over there.
ROFL


Rep...

[badgirl]

Damn... guess who the guy is in the men's room with a ruler and a smile...

Oh, sorry - that's Redrum_69.
I'd bet if Redrum was measuring he would need a pair tweezers and a magnifing glass. :rolleyes:

[HolmeZz]

I put a weight on the end of mine. Get it stretched out as far as it'll go.

[Hammock Parties]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

[Bowser]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Looks like your "meatpeeker" status is being challenged. Go defend your honor, thailor!

[HolmeZz]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

You check the dates of the original posts, stooge?

[BigRedChief]

ROFL Wow, funny.
I forgot about this side of Surtain.

You should get neg rep for bringing this back up to the front page. :cuss:but I won't.

[Hammock Parties]

You check the dates of the original posts, stooge?

I was around. I missed it. :shrug:

[Kclee]

You should get neg rep for bringing this back up to the front page. :cuss:but I won't.

There are some good laughs in here.

[morphius]

The wife calls me God which is higher up then Jesus, so I must be huge!

(hey its my story and I'm sticking to it)

[gblowfish]

You hungry for weiners or poop?
Looks like the Buffalo Troll probably has some of one on the other...
BTW: Who the hell revived this thread a year later, and for God's sake...WHY???

[Mr. Kotter]

How the hell did I miss this thread?

No kiddin'.... ROFL

[bringbackmarty]

ban him, ban everyone who posted\voted on this thread. Whoops, Doh!

[Kclee]

No kiddin'.... ROFL

Heh. Nice sig. I clicked it to see if it really took me to the D.C. forum. Pretty close though.

[patteeu]

I'm guessing "behind you" is not the answer you're looking for ...

MM
~~:spock:

This is the funniest post I've read in a while.

[BigRedChief]

Looks like the Buffalo Troll probably has some of one on the other...
BTW: Who the hell revived this thread a year later, and for God's sake...WHY???

kclee is the culpurit.

[teedubya]

Im surprised this thread isnt in the Romper Room... kind of a ghey thread for the front page during Raiders week...

[Frankie]

I'm packin bout 6.5 :hmmm:I was a little disappointed that you beat me by 1/2". Until, that is, someone pointed out you meant length, not diameter.

[Biohazard]

This is thread is like the home shopping channel for Denverchief!:D

[Demonpenz]

doesn't matter how long it is as long as you dot the eye's

[4th and Long]

doesn't matter how long it is as long as you dot the eye's
She got pissed off the last time I did that. Said it burned somethin' fierce.

[chiefs4me]

very interesting thread....

[Donger]

very interesting thread....

Be quiet, slut.

[go bo]

now now...

play nice... :p :p :p

[chiefs4me]

Be quiet, slut.





aw come on..don't be a bad sport because yours is so small.....

[KChiefsQT]

I'm still trying to figure out who the two culprits are that are "packing" less than 3.5 OOOOuchhh!

[chiefs4me]

I'm still trying to figure out who the two culprits are that are "packing" less than 3.5 OOOOuchhh!





You are still young...so you haven't learned....it's not the size that matters...but what you do with it.....:p

[RedNFeisty]

You are still young...so you haven't learned....it's not the size that matters...but what you do with it.....:p


Who's lies have you been listening to!?! ROFL

If he has a littel pecker he better have one hell of a tongue and a huge toy box!! :)

[go bo]

Who's lies have you been listening to!?! ROFL

If he has a littel pecker he better have one hell of a tongue and a huge toy box!! :)that reminds me, where the heck has clint been?

i miss his sweet sentiments and kindly manner... :( :( :(

[RedNFeisty]

that reminds me, where the heck has clint been?

i miss his sweet sentiments and kindly manner... :( :( :(

He is around and about.

[Area 51]

More beans Mr. Taggart?

[chiefs4me]

Who's lies have you been listening to!?! ROFL

If he has a littel pecker he better have one hell of a tongue and a huge toy box!! :)






I wasn't gonna tell her ALL the tricks....ROFL












glad to see you girlfriend...:thumb:

[DomerNKC]

Enough to satisfy my wife, your mom and your sister.somebody had to...

[chiefs4me]

somebody had to...





ROFL.......and it only took 24 posts..

[Buck]

5"

[Buck]

I mean, at least 5".

[CoMoChief]

Lex Steel ain't got shit on me

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Leave it to 5"chub.

[KCrockaholic]

Anyone here ever tried jelqing?

[KCrockaholic]

Really? Nobody? Some of you shorter guys should try it.

[Buck]

Whats that

[KCrockaholic]

Whats that

Hard to explain. You gotta look it up...

[Buck]

Oh yeah Ive heard of that. Doubt it works.

[KCrockaholic]

Oh yeah Ive heard of that. Doubt it works.

It does. Just sayin.

[KChiefs1]

I've often wondered where you measure...above the shaft or underneath?

[Buck]

I've often wondered where you measure...above the shaft or underneath?

Whichever measurement is longer.

[Brock]

No surprise who bumped this.

[KCrockaholic]

I've often wondered where you measure...above the shaft or underneath?

Start by the pelvic bone, but don't jam the ruler into the skin...cuz that would be cheating.

[KurtCobain]

Mine is about five and half inches.

[RedNFeisty]

5"

Did you just lose your virginity or something?? All these love song threads, sex threads, made me curious. :hmmm:

[Oso]

fun size

[KurtCobain]

Did you just lose your virginity or something?? All these love song threads, sex threads, made me curious. :hmmm:

LMAO

[Buck]

Did you just lose your virginity or something?? All these love song threads, sex threads, made me curious. :hmmm:

No, but I started that morning sex thread because I was trying to have sex this morning but she wasn't having it. I thought it might be a guy/girl thing.

Also recently my username was changed to 5"chub and changed back, so I was just making a joke.

[RedNFeisty]

No, but I started that morning sex thread because I was trying to have sex this morning but she wasn't having it. I thought it might be a guy/girl thing.

Also recently my username was changed to 5"chub and changed back, so I was just making a joke.

I'm just giving you a hard time, I saw someone else poking fun at you about it.

Not sure it is a guy/girl thing or not. And remember, the g-spot is only 2 to 2.5 inches in and up, so five might be okay. :p

Yay, and your response was the 29,000 post, congrats to you!!

[Oh Snap]

a bunch of lying m'fkers in this thread!
http://failocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/americabypenissize.gif

[Thig Lyfe]

Oh man, remember when Patrick Surtain was a thing?

[boogblaster]

big ....

[tooge]

220, 221, whatever it takes

[Rooster]

220, 221, whatever it takes

LMAOLMAO

[ChiTown]

LMAOLMAO

http://blog.servicemagic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/mr-mom.jpg

[luv]

There are at least 62 liars in here. :p

[lcarus]

Mine's about 6...

[crazycoffey]

I'm hung like a light switch...

[tooge]

if you are packin less than 8, then permission denied!

[Sofa King]

Knowmo packs 3 cocks at a time into his mouth. Does that count for anything?

[luv]

I'm hung like a light switch...

So, I take it you're easy to turn on?

[crazycoffey]

So, I take it you're easy to turn on?

yes ma'am! Unfortunately, if you want 8 inches and to make it hurt, I'll have to fuck you 4 times and punch you in the back of the head....

[DeezNutz]

CrazyCoffey has laid a mile of pipe in his day, two inches at a time.

[luv]

yes ma'am! Unfortunately, if you want 8 inches and to make it hurt, I'll have to **** you 4 times and punch you in the back of the head....

I can live with that.

[crazycoffey]

I can live with that.

Giggity, giggity, goo....

[Easy 6]

They call me Two Guns, but not because i sport two pistols...

[listopencil]

a bunch of lying m'fkers in this thread!
http://failocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/americabypenissize.gif


I was born in Newport News, Virginia. I now live in California.

[HoneyBadger]

They call me Two Guns, but not because i sport two pistols...

Oh.... you wear a strap-on.

[ModSocks]

Big enough so that she won't let me PIIHB.

So apparently it's bigger then a big fat shit.

[beach tribe]

Big enough so that she won't let me PIIHB.

So apparently it's bigger then a big fat shit.

She has to let something out. She doesn't have to let anything in.

Maybe you are not being persuasive enough.
May I suggest wooing her a little more delicately. Flowers, and expensive gifts really open a woman up to giving a man what he wants.......


Screw that just punch her in the fucking mouth and jam it IHB while she does the gawd dayum dishes.;)

[CrazyPhuD]

ironically Donger want's to know again.

[CrazyPhuD]

Leave it to 5"chub.

It's the 5" red itchy chub now.