Which college coach looks like he ought to be directing porn flicks?

[Braincase]

Got to go with Chuck Amato. The red shoes and the Oakley's are right up there with the Club Pro Tour.

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/ncst/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/a-amato-092703.jpg

[Ultra Peanut]

Amato's moobs have always frightened me.

[Archie Bunker]

Looks like Al Davis on steroids.

[whoman69]

How about just about all of them.

Failing that, Barry Alvarez.

[tk13]

Amato was the first name that came to mind without even clicking on the thread...