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| View Poll Results: Which THREE bad things would you most prefer to endure? | |||
| Accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room naked |
   
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22 | 26.83% |
| Become an object of ridicule in an internet meme |
  
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17 | 20.73% |
| Discover a $10,000 winning lottery ticket in your wallet that’s a week past expiration |
  
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21 | 25.61% |
| Drink a quart of soured milk |
  
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6 | 7.32% |
| Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game |
  
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14 | 17.07% |
| Get kneed in the groin by a feminist studies professor who thinks you resemble her ex-husband |
  
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13 | 15.85% |
| Get laid off from your job |
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13 | 15.85% |
| Get tasered by a mall cop after a dispute at Wetzel Pretzel |
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16 | 19.51% |
| Get thrown off a ship 1.5 miles out at sea, but with a good life preserver |
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17 | 20.73% |
| Go one round with an angry Floyd Mayweather |
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9 | 10.98% |
| See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup |
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32 | 39.02% |
| Slam your non-dominant hand in a car door |
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9 | 10.98% |
| Spend the night in a Tijuana jail |
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6 | 7.32% |
| Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game |
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44 | 53.66% |
| Write a 20,000 word essay about Senegalese political elections |
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14 | 17.07% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 82. | |||
