Yeah, that's the one that really shocked me. :)

I voted for a former Texas Air National Guardsman for president.

That worked out....Why not hire a Marine to remodel?

Nevermind. :)

I did not know that they taught all of those marketable trade skills in the Marine Corps.

I thought all they taught was how to kill and storm the beach without getting sand in their skivvies.

Phobia is kind of a renaissance Marine with knowing how to build things and all of that rosemary herb parmesan vinaigrette garnishing with cilantro and sh*t, but that is about enough.

Unless I wanted someone to hang wallpaper with a nailgun, I would not hire somebody just because he/she learned how to sh*t, shower and shave in five minutes.