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Who would you rather lose your virginity to? (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=203730)

The Caucasian woman.

If for nothing other than if she's psycho, it'll take her an hour to get to you, thus reducing the notion that she'll show up at your parent's house unannounced.

Three miles away is too close for comfort for any chick that's looking for sex on the internet.

Just another lame "Claythan might get some pussy someday" thread.

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5558974)

That's a very good point.

I'm not sure an hour is enough safety space.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558728)

One's a redhead, the other is a brunette.

REDHEAD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO WITH THE REDHEAD!

And Claythan's date arrives!

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:eek:

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I'd have to see pictures to make this call.

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69 (Post 5558621)

in your case, beggars cant be choosers

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5558720)

I'm betting they are both buggy.

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5558752)

Third option of get a prostitute because you will just embarrass yourself and make them go dyke..

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5558794)

You are pretty pathetic at this game, it is not like you can resort to talking about starwars at the bar or your online CP hijinks..

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Originally Posted by noswad (Post 5558879)

how much more stupid can you get?

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5558932)

I have the feeling the more you talk to them where ever you are meeting them will make them change their mind..

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5558990)

Just another lame "Claythan might get some pussy someday" thread.

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5559005)

And Claythan's date arrives!
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http://i39.tinypic.com/f50gp0.gif

This exchange had me rolling. LMAOLMAO

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5558951)

Clayton, would you opt for an abortion?

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558962)

No, I'm enjoying life.

Ask them if they like anal, go with the one that says yes.

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5558974)

ROFL :LOL::LOL::LOL:LMAO

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558629)

I'm thinking she could be my regular hookup. :evil:

Wrong. You want to bang the one furthest away in case it goes sour. In your case, you'll suck in bed (everyone does 1st time).

p.s. Don't forget to spank the monkey beforehand! I remembermy 1st time. Pecker tracks all over my shirt. My mom made my dad give me "the talk".ROFL

Yes, clean the pipes.

White experienced one will be gentle then wild.... experience rules.

The spanish will try and be wild, inexperience will show. Too close to home.