LMAO

(Laughing with you.)

Which brings me to my next point Monk....Always keep an ample supply of gatorade. Ever go to a planet bash in St Jo and watch the tequila races?


I'm not a supporter of "remember the good times". I'm helping someone close to me through this by making up nicknames for the skankasaurus and hoping her berginer prolapses.

Monk, I do fell sorry for you. I don't know what I would do if my wife of 42 years would leave me. Damn.

If it is any consolation (and probably isn't) my BIL got a royal screwing. Short version - The soon-to-be-ex-wife was had arrest warrants in and around the KC area so she left for Oklahoma. We couldn't get the BIL to start divorce proceedings immediately, so she did in Oklahoma.

The soon-to-be-ex-wife and lawyer got alimony for more than he was earning. The judge wouldn't believe his pay stubs.

After several years, he had to back to court and jail for non-payment of alimony. The judge wouldn't accept the certified copies of his checks and the bank wouldn't/couldn't testify under oath that the checks were what he wrote.

Several more years later, it was determined that the judge and/or the court clerk didn't sign the divorce decree so he, and many others, weren't legally divorced. The ex-wife tried to sue him for bigamy. Even though that got straightened out, the court wouldn't credit him for $$ previously paid.

Later on he found out that 2 of his daughters had been married without his knowledge and he had been paying child support. And no, no credit for the extra $$ paid could be applied to the alimony.

Come to find out a couple of years ago the ex-wife lawyer and judge were in cohoots, both disbarred, but he gets no rehearing of past events.

I'm thinking on a t-shirt. That still has me laughing

Grape?

Man NOW THAT AIN"T RIGHT I have never heard of such a thing that puts my situation in to perspective

It is true what some of you said about the older ladies. In my pathetic dating attempts I have noticed the women in their 30's are kind of shallow
The ones 45-55 are very down to earth, less materialistic, and more willing to do some fooling around without the headgames.
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That's because you ain't pimp.

Anybody can see that.

:spock:

You think its funny now, wait until tomorrow morning.

You'll wake up, stretch and feel your joints pop, your back aching, you'll realise that you're a bout to pee into your PJs so you'll lumber to the bathroom and make water. You'll turn to the sink to think about shaving, you'll force your drooping eyes open with a mighty yawn and it will culminate with a gaze into the mirror and it will hit you....you'll grin for a reason you can't understand and think loudly

ROAR FUTHERMUCKER! I'm a Clam hammer....


and dammit People LIKE ME MORE THAN HER!!"


You'll bounce a little more after your shower, maybe sing a little on the way in for breakfast....you'll see the marker board on your fridge the girls gave you to keep track of things but haven't used yet.....you'll walk over to it, pick up the marker and write

"EXs-Name...its not the pants that make your ass look fat"

Your day is golden, unless you suddenly find yourself in a drunken fog, trying to steal the pocket change out of a shot up pickup truck in Springfield Missouri.

Can someone please add this shirt to the CP shirt selection. If we have a Dammit Carl shirt we should sure as hell have a "I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!" shirt.

trademark infringement you SONNABISH!

No, man, I miss out on everything.

Not anymore. Not any-more.

Saturdays used to be honey-dos, now they're
"Kicking ass in the pit in my bad idea jeans or 10hours of drunken Mario Cart" if you want.

You can use your free time to cruise sexaholics anonymous meetings for options for saturday night.

"bad idea jeans"

LMAO

I think that's a 'Penzism.