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Lumpy 09-25-2009 11:48 AM
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I liked The Village. Lady In The Water wasn't terrible, but I wouldn't exactly call it good. But yeah, The Happening was crap.
I'm a huge fan of M. Night Shyamalan's films b/c his they all have his unique twist. I will agree that some of his films 'lack something' and are a bit predictable, but the majority of them keep the audience glued to the story.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 11:49 AM
Lady in the Water is a VERY horrible movie.

BigMeatballDave 09-25-2009 11:50 AM
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That's one Fugly bitch, man.
Whatever. You could do this with most women. They all don't look good all the time.

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6108041)
As stupid as his films come off to be, its really smart humor. Just crude. I would go as far to say that he is the best writer/director since Mel Brooks. The guys a genious.
The guy uses the same formula that he employed in Clerks and re-works it (barely) for every other movie. It was brilliant in Clerks. The grainy B&W filming gave legitimacy to the locale and main characters plight of self-assumed brilliance and supremacy while working for/at a low budget convenience store, the witty mental sparing/castigating of their inferiors/superiors, the relationship ironies, etc. It was brilliant. And then came everything else, which was, pardon the pun, Kevin Smithian dogmatic tripe. The fact that he forced a tired, obnoxious, overused Jay on us, the spiteful insightful loser buddies, all of it. And it got progressively worse each and every film, culminating in that putrencent pile of pungent porcine poop, Clerks 2.

And I'd beg to differ on Mel Brooks. Some really brilliant stuff, but Robin Hood - Men in Tights and Space Balls didn't do him any favors.

If you are talking about directors/writers, how about Danny Boyle, Clint Eastwood, Baz Luhrman and the like?

PunkinDrublic 09-25-2009 11:52 AM
"Two for the money with Al Pacino and Matthew Mcaunehey. I've never remembered a time when I felt so ripped off walking out of a movie theater after watching that POS.

"The Goods" with Jeremy Pivin. Really showed to me that even a great actor like Pivin can't carry a movie that was so poorly written. Joke after joke was cringe worthy because they missed the mark so bad. The people that wrote that script should never be allowed to have any part of moviemaking ever again.

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 11:53 AM
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Freddie Got Fingered. Tom Green should be shot!
Holy ****ing shit! I forgot this one! Perhaps I just purged it from my memory because it was so bad. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Lzen 09-25-2009 11:54 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite. Most overrated movie of all time
This

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 11:54 AM
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Whatever. You could do this with most women. They all don't look good all the time.
magazine shoots make people look a LOT better.

you seen those recent cover girl commercials. she looks like her former co-star, E.T.

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6108214)
I'm a huge fan of M. Night Shyamalan's films b/c his they all have his unique twist. I will agree that some of his films 'lack something' and are a bit predictable, but the majority of them keep the audience glued to the story.
What? Other than the fact that aliens that possess enough leg strength to jump completely over houses are easily locked in a pantry?

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 12:00 PM
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"Two for the money with Al Pacino and Matthew Mcaunehey. I've never remembered a time when I felt so ripped off walking out of a movie theater after watching that POS.

"The Goods" with Jeremy Pivin. Really showed to me that even a great actor like Pivin can't carry a movie that was so poorly written. Joke after joke was cringe worthy because they missed the mark so bad. The people that wrote that script should never be allowed to have any part of moviemaking ever again.
PCU, Smokin' Aces, Rock N Rolla...I don't think one decent role (Entourage) is necessarily a ringing endorsement for Piven's acting abilities.

BWillie 09-25-2009 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6107340)
The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
Any Given Sunday? Are you fucking serious? That is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Buehler445 09-25-2009 12:04 PM
OK, there are some bad ones in here, but you guys need to watch some movies with my wife. In her tenure, she has watched some god-awful shitfests in her day.

On the topic of Drew Barrymore, she was in one where she was Cinderella (I know, right?) and had to talk with this just excruciating Brittish accent. I want to say it is called Ever After, but I could be wrong.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 12:07 PM
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"Two for the money with Al Pacino and Matthew Mcaunehey. I've never remembered a time when I felt so ripped off walking out of a movie theater after watching that POS.

"The Goods" with Jeremy Pivin. Really showed to me that even a great actor like Pivin can't carry a movie that was so poorly written. Joke after joke was cringe worthy because they missed the mark so bad. The people that wrote that script should never be allowed to have any part of moviemaking ever again.
I thought the Goods was very funny. It wasn't suppoed to be a good movie.

CoMoChief 09-25-2009 12:08 PM
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Any Given Sunday? Are you fucking serious? That is one of my favorite movies of all time.
I bet you like the shower scenes.......HAHAH Queer!!!!! ROFL





jk

Saccopoo 09-25-2009 12:19 PM
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Any Given Sunday? Are you fucking serious? That is one of my favorite movies of all time.
Completely serious. This film was a safety. For the other team.

No focus. The cinematics were atrocious. Filming was beyond piss poor in terms of its conceptualization. Characters were predictable and poorly developed. Diaz as the new owner was embarrassing and painful. Dennis Quaid as the brow-beaten qb whose agent/wife emasculates him at every turn. The oh-so-subtle dinner scene with Jamie Foxx as Michael Vi...I mean Willie Beaman and Pacino, with Ben Hur playing on the big scene? Reach much Ollie? And then having Heston show up as the league commish? Holy shit. It's just too much...

And the last I checked, the NFL plays it's night games with the lights actually on during the game.


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