Couple things i hate about KFC...

1) HUGE breasts, tiny little legs that are mostly bone... wtf kinda chickens are they raising over there in china for "yum brand foods"?

2) there isnt a greasier, limper piece of chicken in america, that steam fry method of theirs sucks... it turns what should be crispy, delectable skin into some kind of glue-like substance.

3) exorbitant pricing, 10 pieces and a couple crap sides for $20+... get ****ed.

For fast food chicken, i'll take Popeyes eleven times out of ten... much crispier and has a nice tang to it.

Clockwork Sanders!
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If you listen closely around 5 mins in - you can hear him dying ROFL - that's a comment in the YT video. I'm going here later for a three piece original

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Zach Miller's leg snapping in half was easier to watch than this loser tub of shit. Wonder if the 60 second food buzz is worth dying in your 30s as a virgin?

That video made me sad.

Dude was like:

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Yes, a small part of me withered watching that. Right around the time the gravy was running down both sides of his mouth.

I know some of you guys are gonna line up for this craziness.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Special announcement: I am finger lickin’ thrilled to bring the KFC Cheetos Sandwich to KFC locations nationwide on July 1. <a href="https://t.co/ENL0F8aKDC">pic.twitter.com/ENL0F8aKDC</a></p>&mdash; KFC (@kfc) <a href="https://twitter.com/kfc/status/1141799117896634368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2019</a></blockquote>
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This seems really low effort...

Sodium intake for an average individual's day year lifetime

That is repulsive on so many levels

These damn Cheeto fusion gimmicks never taste like mother****in cheetos.

A room full of brain stormers threw ideas at each other for months and this is the best they can come up with?

Fire every last mother ****er that’s behind this idea.

That look like a loose meat sandwich at Chernobyl.

If you changed the "K" to a "J", you would have JFC. And good news, they are only one letter apart in the alphabet.