About to head in now, let you know how it turns out.

10/10

Single floating log, clean break, no mess.

That's the shit dreams are made of people. :clap:

Same here. I'll let you know.

Had a no poop weekend

On the phone now. Had to grunt out a kick start but it's going like a charm. A little gassy. I got a habanero flavored Slim Jim from 7/11 earlier. Probably a mistake but it was really good. Surprisingly not giving me the greasy shits. Just gas. Girth and weight acceptable. Nice consistency. Good length. Not overly stinky.

It was a touch clingy. Going to have to wipe more than I care to. Will definitely wash my hands very thoroughly afterwards.

Ghost turds are the best. You never knew they were there when you wipe.

I only poop in people's beards.

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Clearly this was a mistake. I did not realize how much gas I had stored in my bowels. After a while I just sounded like one of those sad party balloons when you untie them. The smell of the bowel movement wasn't especially bad but the farts were horrendous. And I got a little of the rimfire, which was unpleasant. I tend to eat more healthy foods heading into the Summer because I crave high fiber, high moisture, low fat and low sugar when it warms up. I should probably stay out of the 7/11.

Antibiotics working a number on my stomach. Liquid hot poops. :(

Antibiotics for chlamydia?

Soylent has lessened the constipation and kept me decently regular.

Today I took an absolutely vile crap though. Oh man.

A vile crap? Tell us more, friend.

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Are you on that stuff all the time now? Do still eat actual, you know, meals?

ive been flax seeding it up

my poo is like soft serve