$60 is a lot for a first date with someone you've never met.

Would you spend that on a stranger?

I did. Because I was ****ing into her.

I played that shit by the Hootie book, Hootie. And what did it get me?

Jack squat, Hootie.

Jack squat.

**** your rules.

She sounds hot.

maybe because you bowl like the bundle of sticks you make yourself out to be and she was more looking for a guy who could bowl like an adult

what's her #

Bowling is ok. Take it slow. Don't get too excited and go squirting one into her belly

Hootie consistently rolls 170's

She was pretty hot. But I liked the girl who split better. In every way.

Karma is on my side, Hootie. **** your rules.

I bowl infrequently. Also, winning is not the point.

I ask chicks out for bowling for two reasons:

1. If they want to bounce to a second location to go bowling with you, they probably like you.

2. It's a great way to get a good look at their ass.

That chick was like a blonde Anne Hathaway though.

My tongue was hanging out. Of course I paid for everything. I felt like a rube.

You guys are good buddies now. She looks forward for you wing manning her

If you tip better she will let you motorboat her ass

Chicks never see what I tip. I write it on the receipt.

I think I might just start tipping $1.00 for the hell of it. If I'm picking up the tab it's none of her business what I tip.

I meant if you tip your date better

I should start paying for sex because I certainly pay for not sex.

Stop taking Craigslist hookers bowling. You don't have to feed them either

We just had drinks, no dinner.

I learned my lesson about first-date dinners.