Every time we are looking for a new head coach I have to pull up a bunch of links why cowher sucked as a HC :(

Yeah, no thanks.

Steve Sarkisian? He's an alcoholic, but... :toast:

HC: Greg Roman; Has worked magic this year with Tyrod Taylor, and was the coordinator in SF whenever Alex was actually worth a shit, so maybe he knows him well enough to be able to get him to grow some ****ing balls.

OC: Tom Cable; OL coach who wants to excel off execution opposed to trying outsmart the defense (give it a try Andy). This would upgrade the OL immensely and then that would hopefully allow us to be able to block a got damn stunt or A-Gap blitz.

DC: Jim Schwartz; Huge douchebag who gets on everyone's nerves because of his over-aggressiveness and old-school mentality. But maybe that's just what this defense needs. Team is currently lifeless and could use some attitude to spark things up. Also, he runs a 4-3 which may be beneficial to the defense since it seems impossible to find two starting caliber ILB's, and we have a bevy of DL talent that we aren't using properly anyways. Houston could play the Von Miller role, and see if maybe, just maybe, Dee Ford could actually play this sport after all and it was just improper utilization. Draft a DE in the first to complement Bailey.

I'd be cool with Roman at HC and running the offense while Gus Bradley runs the D.

I actually may be good with him instead... Yeah, let's do that. 4-3 with Houston at the LEO, brings a Seahawks mentality, and is a pissed off former HC. I'm down.

Well, we all know it won't ever be Haley, but who out there is a "Haley-type"?

Who fits the mold. That should be the question.

Although I could never bring myself to actually want Todd Haley back, I really do miss his emotion. That brought so much laughter to my football life. I can't stand coaches who lack emotion. Well, except Belichick. I do love him.

I loved watching him at times, the ever-present rage building like a volcano in his black heart...

You just knew when he finally let go, it was going to be ****ing awesome.

I bet you don't remember very vividly anything Reid has ever done, but I'll wager you can pull the image of Haley reading Boldin the riot-act on the sidelines right to the forefront of your mind, in 1080.

This!!

Yes, McCarthy would be a piece of shit with an average QB.


Come to think of it, almost every coach would be. :hmmm:

Sean McDermott.

Tell us more, we're listening...

Chud did get a raw deal in Cleveland. It wasn't epic failure like Caldwell and Lovie Smith.