It's possible that someone is just stealing the oxygen atoms and not the hydrogen atoms. Don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

I think we need pictures and a good ol' Wes Anderson Fantastic Fox style diagram of the two pools and surrounding areas. We can solve this.

Why didn't you close your pool on labor day like civilized people in mid america? Where do you live?

No, wait. If they were stealing the oxygen, then the hydrogen would float away. So they must be stealing the hydrogen. So if it's only oxygen that's left, don't light up any cigarettes near the pool.

Oh, wow. I just realized that every ingredient in water is flammable, but if you pour it on a fire it extinguishes it. The universe is such a tricky place.

Maybe he's running a dehumidifier outside.


If he doesn't get back in here with updates and answering some important questions posed in this thread, I'm going to be forced to ratchet up the heat.

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WE. DEMAND. ANSWERS.

Neighbor was stealing water, found out he was being surveyed and murdered everyone

The neighbor is a Chiefsplanet member. He is stealing water to fill up the mattress of his king-sized waterbed and make acid-washed jorts for the entire board.

32 waist for me please

I'm starting to believe this thread is a social experiment about cliffhangers that will never be resolved, and how crazy it makes people.

WELL ITS MAKING ME CRAZY TRIPLETHREAT!

He's probably not posting because he's hiding underwater with a snorkel.

TripleThreat got his ass handed to him in a 2 Pool Death Match

They're probably all in jail for getting into it and causing a neighborhood disturbance.

His neighbors pool is full now he wont catch nothing. Day late a dollar short. I would stay up up to catch him when he needs a topper offer. Stock up on energy drinks!