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Simply Red 08-13-2022 12:51 PM

Can somebody follow the URL I'm driving on 285 rn

http://poetreecafe.com/?utm_source=g...edium=referral

Does it look like the decor transitions okay from the bathroom to the dining room, seems like a seamless Decor Style!!!...?

EPodolak 08-13-2022 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 16410553)
Can somebody follow the URL I'm driving on 285 rn

http://poetreecafe.com/?utm_source=g...edium=referral

Does it look like the decor transitions okay from the bathroom to the dining room, seems like a seamless Decor Style!!!...?

God sakes man don't do something foul in there, it's a place that keeps a Poetree.

T-post Tom 08-13-2022 01:49 PM

Sign me up for the "Dumpling Kalgooksoo."

TLO 08-17-2022 02:51 PM

I'm pooping right now!!! I'd like to wire in some soft volume background music to the light switch. Maybe a dimmer switch for the lights. Very relaxing.

Simply Red 10-10-2022 11:47 AM

1 Attachment(s)
cute little setup!

Goldberg's deli Marietta Georgia

loochy 10-10-2022 11:52 AM

Something I posted in another thread:


I should have mentioned it in the Simply Red thread, but last Friday morning I pooped at Target and it was wonderful! The place was very clean, smelled nice, had fresh rolls of TP, and the stall had ample room to manuver. However, it was at 8:30 in the morning, so it had probably just been cleaned and hadn't been used much yet. A late afternoon visit may yield less than desireable results. I do give my experience there a 10/10 though - would poop again.

loochy 10-10-2022 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 16379196)
Toilet ring wrappershttps://www.webstaurantstore.com/ima...13/1916269.jpg
Also known as butt stickers.


ass gasket

Jewish Rabbi 10-10-2022 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 16517284)
Something I posted in another thread:


I should have mentioned it in the Simply Red thread, but last Friday morning I pooped at Target and it was wonderful! The place was very clean, smelled nice, had fresh rolls of TP, and the stall had ample room to manuver. However, it was at 8:30 in the morning, so it had probably just been cleaned and hadn't been used much yet. A late afternoon visit may yield less than desireable results. I do give my experience there a 10/10 though - would poop again.

Thank u!

TLO 12-25-2022 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 16239789)
Took o poop at Kohl's, not too bad at all.

Notes:

- soft lighting
- low volume background musiic
- nothing on floor + clean counters

One down vote was for a pellet turd remnant from earlier in the day hadn't flushed entirely (so that turned me off of that particular stall)

All in all no complaints
8.4 out of 10
no toilet contact was made

Tried to take o poop at Khol's today, but they were closed for the holiday. I thought about pooping on the sidewalk, but then I remembered I don't live in California, so just pooped at home instead.

Some thoughts:

1. I'm pretty sure I lost 2lbs at least unleashing this beast.
2. My exhaust fan sounds nice.
3. When trying to flush the first time, the poop didn't even move. I was afraid I broke my toilet. Made some progress on the second flush. The 3rd flush finished it off.
4. A complete and total clean breaker!

KCUnited 12-25-2022 04:59 PM

Frank Clark gots to be giving Kirk Cousins a run for his Kohl's Cash given his Chron's and all.

TLO 04-10-2023 12:21 PM

Now here I am, in the office bathroom again.
There I am, up on my crown
Here I go, bout to drop a load
There I go, flush it down.

MarkDavis'Haircut 04-10-2023 02:52 PM

Hall of Classics nomination

Rasputin 04-10-2023 02:56 PM

I have never taken a shit at Kohl's



I've only been there I think once and didn't need to take a shit.

srvy 04-10-2023 03:02 PM

This forum is severely lacking a good dose of off-season Simply Red.:(

seclark 04-10-2023 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 16897050)
I have never taken a shit at Kohl's



I've only been there I think once and didn't need to take a shit.

If you’re in Kohl’s, you make yourself shit.
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