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Chazno 11-15-2022 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 16606032)
Cro-Magnon..if you're going to use the term to tell others how stupid they are, use the correct term.

Cro-magnum - prehistoric humans with giant penises that could only wear the largest of condoms.

KCUnited 11-15-2022 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 16606251)
Cro-magnum - prehistoric humans with giant penises that could only wear the largest of condoms.

That part does seem like an accurate descriptor of CP

Rain Man 11-15-2022 03:14 PM

I keep reading the title as "So this joust happened", and I get all excited that someone actually had a joust.

seclark 11-15-2022 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16606289)
I keep reading the title as "So this joust happened", and I get all excited that someone actually had a joust.

Same here
Very disappointed
Wreck is piss poor entertainment also
2 stars
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ToxSocks 11-15-2022 03:46 PM

I've kinda avoided your life drama because...well...i've been around all types and i get it....but....let me give you some advice.

If you're gonna be sticking your dick in druggies then don't bring them around your house. I get it man, sex & drugs are a blast.

If you haven't had sex on drugs before, then you really have no idea how good your body is capable of feeling. So don't judge people who get addicted to it, like all these twacked out females who get addicted to taking dick on meth. They're in ****ing heaven, their body is chemically addicted to it because sex on drugs is like nothing you've ever felt before, so they chase it.

But Rabble, you should ****ing know that.

So you found some chick who's willing to eat the corn from your ass and peg you. She probably graciously sucks your dick for as long as her meth high lasts and then begs for more. Good for you.

But how the **** did you think that wasn't going to backfire on you?

Quit sticking your man-vagina in crazy bitches. I get it, it's fun. But that you made it too personal and now these are the consequences. I hope you learned something but you probably didn't. Sober pussy don't do what drugged pussy does and you yourself are probably addicted to that flavor of pussy anyway.

It is what it is now. Good luck in your recovery.

Rain Man 11-15-2022 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 16606378)
Same here
Very disappointed
Wreck is piss poor entertainment also
2 stars
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Maybe we can convince him to engage in a joust. I mean, he kinda owes us that.

Spott 11-15-2022 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chazno (Post 16606251)
Cro-magnum - prehistoric humans with giant penises that could only wear the largest of condoms.

Cro-Magnum PI. The same people, but wearing Hawaiian shirts instead.

KCUnited 11-15-2022 04:00 PM

Grand Cru Magnum is a wine packaged in a 1.5 liter bottle, roughly the average size of a CPers dong

lewdog 11-15-2022 08:12 PM

First- I think toxic masculinity is bad. I am ok with my feelings and I don't need to act macho.

Second- I knock guys out and wonder if they feel like a pussy. I need to knock guys out so I feel macho.

raybec 4 11-15-2022 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16607028)
First- I think toxic masculinity is bad. I am ok with my feelings and I don't need to act macho.

Second- I knock guys out and wonder if they feel like a pussy. I need to knock guys out so I feel macho.

You wouldn't say that to my face!

|Zach| 11-15-2022 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan (Post 16597613)
When she introduced herself and told you her given name was Crazy Town, perhaps you should have seen this coming.

LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 11-15-2022 09:36 PM

Keep your head up brother rabble

Coogs 11-16-2022 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 16601365)
Divorce was finalized last year: she was "Superfreak" in the Bungalow thread, but...she's full blown Crazy Town now.

The ex parte she lied about me to get expired and she wants be back now that "we're both healthier and doing so much better".

She called me drunk after a wedding in town, asking if she can come over and eat my ass. I politely declined. She got mad, starting screaming and I hear a 'crash' both on the phone and outside...she hit my neighbor's car and totaled it.

Gets out, starts screaming at me, comes at me, I tell her to get that leaky piece of shit out of my driveway then went inside and locked the door. She backs out and hits ANOTHER neighbor's vehicle, leaving her wiper fluid reservoir in my driveway and a bunch of her car all over the street...and drove off.

It's on 2 cameras, her hitting both vehicles and her coming at me. But I'M the 'abuser'

ROFL
LMAO

I'm actually a bit interested in how this part of the story turned out. Update?

ChiTown 11-16-2022 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16606434)
Grand Cru Magnum is a wine packaged in a 1.5 liter bottle, roughly the average size of a CPers dong

18" Long and 12" wide? Nice looking bottle...

irafreak 11-16-2022 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16606289)
I keep reading the title as "So this joust happened", and I get all excited that someone actually had a joust.

Same. My first thought was, jousting is pretty dangerous.


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