It seriously looked like a Madden play where the defenders warps through a player and destroys the WR.

Chris Simms hot takes

Still have no idea what you're talking about. I don't get to watch every Simms episode, so maybe I missed that one.

He never said anything about Simms' actual takes. He was speaking about CP's general propensity to embrace people that say good things and despise people that say bad things. Not only is that generally true, it's human nature.

So, in lay terms, you’re saying it’s JuJu’s fault for not taking better helmet? :)
Sorry, I couldn’t resist extending the metaphor.
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Like Chris Simms never threw a hospital ball. A WR willing to make tough catches in the middle of the field is an asset. Ju Ju has been known his entire career to make those catches so you utilize your asset. What has become of football jeez you throw to the open man.

I’m not a fan of that either. A receiver up in the air is as defenseless as it gets and the DB is making a very intentional decision to truck a receiver instead of playing the ball or at least an attempt at tackling. People may call the rules soft. No, the reason these rules are in place is because no fan wants to see backups play. It’s one thing to do it in the moment. This is a pattern for Cisco and it’s not one that should be encouraged.

You're a ****ing idiot.

Sorry that the truth about your hero Andy Reid is that he's lost more big games than he's won. It's not hate, it's a matter of ****ing NFL record. He gets you a shot at the big game, and most teams would kill for it. But Big Red in the Big Game doesn't have a winning record and plenty of those losses he earned. 3-5 in championship games, 1-2 in Superbowls.

It's not hate. It's his ****ing win loss record in those games.

And yes if he calls 13 ****ing runs up Humphreys ass for an average of 1 yard or less, I'm going to question wtf he's looking at.

If he coaches down to Sean Mcderpit playing scared to take his 3 and turning the ball over, I'm going to criticize it.

Not hate. Criticism.

As for hating half the players, it's your turn to quote where I said anything negative about half the players.

Negative remarks on Steve Spagnuolo were well earned.

So get to quoting, dipshit, or do us all a favor and shut the **** up.

LMAO
And there you go. Case closed.

And your take on Andy is stupid, just so you know. Name a HOF coach that was available in 2012 that was better, or would've been as successful. I'll wait.

Also, Andy is now the winningest coach in KC history, iirc.

Just one season with fewer than 10 wins. His second one in KC? So, 8 seasons with more than 10 wins, and well ont he way to another.

7 Divisional titles?

A 57% playoff win% as the HC for KC. 72% in the regular season.

4 consecutive AFCCG appearances. Won 2, and lost two through no fault of his own. Unless it's now Andy's fault that Dee Ford lined up offsides. Or that CJ got called for a bogus RTP call. I know, you think it's Andy's fault that the offense shit the bed in the 2nd half of the AFCCG last season, in spite of every NFL analyst coming to the same exact conclusion, which was that Pat shit the bed.

Or that Spags shit the bed in that game because reasons that have nothing to do with reality.

And I literally don't have time to go back and search out all your posts shitting on players.

And I shouldn't really have to, after taking apart your arguments against Andy Reid.

How's this for Andy Ried's coaching ability?

After completely tearing down the WR room and filling it with 5 players that have never spent any time in Andy's offense, two of whom came in as rookies, the Chiefs are the no. 1 scoring offense in the league and 2nd in passing yards/gm.

Again. For like the 4th time.

On defense the team lost the services of both Hitchens and Mathieu, the defensive play-callers for the last three years, and replaced them with Bolton and Justin Ried, a S that had never played in Spags' defense before, plus three rookies in the starting line up?

And somehow Spags defense is top-4 in sacks, ditto QB hurries/hits/pressures or something like that. Top-10 vs. the run, I believe. Yeah, he sux as well, right?

And again, none of the things i wrote above are my opinion.

Those are stone cold hard facts, buddy.

Read 'em and weep.:p

The hardest thing to learn in a trial is when to stay seated.

Fella - you just learned a valuable lesson.

Yup. This is probably one where you just wanna have a seat and let the other guy...uh...work.

Which is still less annoying than the general propensity to appeal to authority. ESPECIALLY when that authority is "he has followers on Twitter".

Ugh - the number of times I've been asked to bow at the alter of some asswipe with a blog or a byline just drive me nuts. I know stuff - **** those guys and their blue checkmarks.

Ah hell, you edited it.

Just couldn't stop yourself from standing up...

What? Bro, I'm not debating Simms about evaluating pro players or analyzing plays, schemes, and concepts. I'm looking at a video and seeing whether what's taking place was a dirty hit or not according to the rules of what should be penalized.

Simms doesn't have magical powers to be able to see into the mind of Cisco and realize he was thinking, "Oh shit, here comes Juju! I hope the way my body is positioned when we collide won't lead to him getting hurt!!!" And if he did have those magical powers, he wouldn't have them specifically because he was a ****ing NFL player.

Glad you're finally coming around to my point of view :D