Somewhere tonight, a father weeps….

She is probably just a nasty ho bag. Thats the vibe. Trashy and not attractive. She admitted to being one.

Actually quite proud to admit I still have no idea what this is referring to. Plan to keep it that way as well.

"hawk" - the sound of someone sucking all the phlegm and spittle in the upper region of your throat and nasal passages into the back of your throat

"tuah" - the sound of that stick, gooey goodness being spat upon a veiny member so as to lubricate the meat stick for fellatio

I think banging this girl would be like Brick says, “It’s like the hock without the spit!’

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Another Hawk Tuah banger <a href="https://t.co/mOEiaaTSfs">pic.twitter.com/mOEiaaTSfs</a></p>&mdash; Washingtons ghost (@hartgoat) <a href="https://twitter.com/hartgoat/status/1804373022238761328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I guess it's the world we live in that a 10 second video can completely change someone's life.

Girls, from now on, say nothing, walk in lockstep, and have no sense of humor, else be battered into submission and wear that Scarlett letter.

Wtf?

What submission?
Oh, you can't be a preschool teacher and be the poster child of dick sucking?

Maybe next decade.

Personally I prefer glerk glerk.





….. and this is one of the best threads since Kirstie Tynes.

it's gluck gluck

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THE GLUCK GLUCK VS INDIAN RUG BURN ON THAT DICK 😱😱 If his D is not drenched &amp; flooded with your saliva... you will rip his piece to shreds. <a href="https://t.co/oP1HWUSnBz">https://t.co/oP1HWUSnBz</a> <a href="https://t.co/VJPiP1NuS1">pic.twitter.com/VJPiP1NuS1</a></p>&mdash; Call Her Daddy (@callherdaddy) <a href="https://twitter.com/callherdaddy/status/1139557703062306816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Tomato - tow mawto.

Every time I see a video like this I laugh my ass off and thank God that everyone didn't carry a camera when I was that age.

Can you imagine the conversation shes going to have when she has kids. Mommy....I seen a video of you from long ago....what does hawk Tua mean? Well little Sally...I gave birth to you but swallowed your brothers...be grateful I didn't just spit on that thang when I met daddy.

Her legacy will always be about her "spittin' on that thang"