Society is getting dumber and dumber by the minute.

When we finally discover Atlantis, everything will change.

The Atlanteans were the alien race known as the "Tall Whites."

They were often mistaken by primitive man as Angels.

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that's ancient aliens stuff. this guy would know where to look:

No shit, this place is really slipping. LMAO

I'm curious about the opposite. Maybe they weren't tombs originally and when they stopped using them they tossed a couple of bodies in a few of them. Even based on the wiki information shared by Fish, there is zero consistency and there isn't much in the way of noting where body parts were found in the ones that did have them. I've watched some shows on it and most of the notable supposed sarcophagi never had remains found in them.

A lot of theories exist about vibration chambers, chemical reactors, and so on. They are very precise, that much we know. It seems like simply making tombs wouldn't require that level of precision.

They were tombs. The only source of doubt on that is quack shows on the Travel channel. There is plenty of evidence to support it. The majority were plundered. But their original purpose was never really in doubt. They've been studied for thousands of years.

https://www.si.edu/spotlight/ancient-egypt/pyramid

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/pyramid/explore/age2.html

So they don't find pharaoh mummies in pyramids, but they've found some (or at least Tut) in the Valley of the Kings.

This can only lead to one conclusion. The pharaohs are taken to the afterlife from the pyramids in their own bodies, but not from the underground tombs.

There's actually not all that much evidence to support it. Hieroglyphs depicting some sort of family life of the king and such don't necessarily mean with absolution that they were tombs. We think they were tombs but even the links you sent say specifically "the scarcity of ancient records, however, makes it difficult to be sure of the uses of all the buildings in the pyramid complex or the exact burial procedures." We really don't even know 100% that they are or were tombs. Is it likely? Sure, I can agree with it being likely. It could also be, like the pyramids of the Americas, that they were religious temples. Maybe these pyramids helped foster some advanced technology for the time that we don't even have now and we're simply missing the boat by not questioning. Doubtful? Probably, and maybe likely just a conspiracy theory. I feel it's definitely within reason to question what they were for. We don't have all of the answers about the pyramids and we may never have them. Building something that large, with the level of precision and layout with which they were built, seems very, very odd if only to be a burial chamber. Quite the lavish chamber. Not only that, you are using your slave force on something like that rather than for the betterment of you or your people. Hmm.

There's still a few left

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/aa/4by3...0bf02ab_md.jpg

If the pyramids were built as a tourist item, then it was a very good investment. They're still drawing tourists 4,000 years later.

These threads are always interesting to see into the minds of your CP peers.

I did not have Bosschief as an Ancient Astronaut theorist on my BINGO card.

On my recent trip to Antarctica, I looked for aliens and Nazis, but I didn't see any. I did, however, see a suspiciously large concentration of penguins.

Hey, is there any chance that the aliens are actually penguins?

I bet the pyramids were here well before the Egyptians. The beings who built them, and the structures underneath them, made an energy creating device that generates energy from sound, and were using that energy that’s being transmitted from the pyramids to their home planet. And they’re using that energy.

Maybe these things help power the sun, which they use for their own energy, and/or their lighted paths across the universe.

Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten all those shrooms??

So if aliens built these things, why did are there so many different types (read: failures) on the way up to the Giza pyramids?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/47/71/e...94aaece387.jpg

The reality is there is a whole pile of shit we don't know about early civilizations. Largely because a lot of stuff we do know is in arid areas where shit doesn't degrade as quickly. But it's hard for me to go whole hog into ALIENS, mostly because there is a LOT we don't know.