Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9577730)

Oh how I hate the text, facebook culture.

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9578219)

Every time I start talking to a new girl, one from my past always come back. Just to confuse me. I know I shouldn't look back, but I always think maybe it will be better the second time around.

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9578582)

that's cuz you gangsta as **** cuz

Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9576551)

Well, buck made a good point earlier, atleast I went into it with honesty. Drunk Joey is horrifically blatantly honest. Tipsy Joey wonders if you and Gonzo have every tried oral sex with ice cubes.

Anyways, with the girl, I ended up getting way too emotional.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9577254)

JFC guys you are making things WAY too difficult. just roll with it and have fun.

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 9577135)

You're really over thinking this.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9578631)

Its better with very strong mint by the way.

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9578632)

No shit. You'll find out soon enough if you are history. No sense sweating it.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9577730)

Oh how I hate the text, facebook culture.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9578655)

actually, IMO, you are better off if they think they might be history.


Look at bucks situation. He acted like he might be ready to bail and she was ready to fight.

Come off strong and usually you are golden.

Look like a bitch and usually you are ****ed, and not in a good way
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Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9579054)

I'm 23 and she is 20, so yeah it's usually text messaging. Get with the times old folks.



Why? What specifically do you hate about it? There's got to be a ton more good that comes out of social networking compared to the bad that you can come up with.

You spend a shit load of time on a message board talking to people that you've never even met, with... TEXT!

And as for text messaging, I usually just go with whatever type of communication the other person likes to use. My friends that text alot, I text them back. if they prefer to talk on the phone I talk to them on the phone. if they're the type to not carry a cell phone for whatever reason, come knock on my door anytime. I'll do the same and probably even crash on your couch.

This girl in particular just does not like talking on the phone. she doesn't think she's ever had a personal phone conversation that lasted longer than 20 or 30 seconds.

Old people just like talking shit on young people.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9578650)

Yeah **** that, and ice too.

Au naturel for me
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9579206)

I'm 57 and all I do is text. Maybe a call every other day.

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9579237)

I rarely text. I'm old. I'll get over it. :)

Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9579258)

You text all the time, in fact I am responding to one right now. you have thousands of posts on this website communicating with people 100 percent through messages full of text.

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9579495)

Met up tonight with a pretty cool girl that I originally met at a networking event for my consulting firm. We work at the same client currently, but she's moving on to another one next week (so no workplace complications). Met casually for some beers and then came back to my place and cuddled up/smooched a bit. Real date planned for some time this weekend.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9579502)

She's moving in a week and you're not smashing it!?!

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9579495)

Met up tonight with a pretty cool girl that I originally met at a networking event for my consulting firm. We work at the same client currently, but she's moving on to another one next week (so no workplace complications). Met casually for some beers and then came back to my place and cuddled up/smooched a bit. Real date planned for some time this weekend.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588050)

So I feel like a dumbass now.

Basically she told me I didn't have to pullout one time and so I just assumed she was on the pill. And then I did it again yesterday and then she said, "I'm going to have to get another morning-after pill." So pretty much she's spent $50 a pop. We're getting her set up on Birth Control before we have sex again.

I'm just dumbfounded.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588050)

So I feel like a dumbass now.

Basically she told me I didn't have to pullout one time and so I just assumed she was on the pill. And then I did it again yesterday and then she said, "I'm going to have to get another morning-after pill." So pretty much she's spent $50 a pop. We're getting her set up on Birth Control before we have sex again.

I'm just dumbfounded.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9588054)

One time??? How long ago was this?

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9588058)

So....you didn't have to pull out because she was going to just get the morning after pill? WTF?

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588060)

Last week sometime, I don't remember. She took the pill the next day. I'm freaking out a little bit because I read they are only 89% effective.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588060)

Last week sometime, I don't remember. She took the pill the next day. I'm freaking out a little bit because I read they are only 89% effective.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9588074)

What are you going to name him (or her)?

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588060)

Last week sometime, I don't remember. She took the pill the next day. I'm freaking out a little bit because I read they are only 89% effective.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588050)

So I feel like a dumbass now.

Basically she told me I didn't have to pullout one time and so I just assumed she was on the pill. And then I did it again yesterday and then she said, "I'm going to have to get another morning-after pill." So pretty much she's spent $50 a pop. We're getting her set up on Birth Control before we have sex again.

I'm just dumbfounded.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9588355)

Makes you wonder how many other people have blown up in that thing.

Originally Posted by Ecto-I (Post 9588346)

You should be fine. In your defense though, when you're in the middle of sexy time and the girl gives you the "ok to blow," it's pretty hard to think rationally about anything.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9588355)

Makes you wonder how many other people have blown up in that thing.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9588391)

Another reason to always use a condom. Buck, have you guys talked about STD's? Of course, it's a little late now.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9588066)

You should be in the clear. The efficacy decreases the longer you wait (hence the 11% failure rate).

Fun fact: guys can't buy the morning after pill (IME).

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9588615)

What? I've done it before.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9588391)

Another reason to always use a condom.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9588391)

Another reason to always use a condom. Buck, have you guys talked about STD's? Of course, it's a little late now.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9588355)

Makes you wonder how many other people have blown up in that thing.

Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9579223)

that's because you're cool and not all stuck up like a pretentious tradition-cocksucking old bitch


you're not 57 right? I thought you were like 40 or 41 I remember you running faster than me playing flag football when I was 18.

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9588355)

Makes you wonder how many other people have blown up in that thing.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588678)

Luv, I don't have any excuses, I know that I'm being a dumbass.

We talked about it yesterday and we're going to the doctors to get checked and she's going to start taking Birth Control.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588929)

lol Valiant.

So here's a story that isn't quite as bad.

The girl I've been dating nannies for a couple who are both orthopedic surgeons. I broke my ankle in January and my ortho doctor happens to be her boss.

Today when I went for my 3 month checkup, he started asking me how I knew her and kept talking about her without me bringing her up. Caught me off guard because I didn't think she'd want me talking about her to my doctor, but clearly she's already been talking to him about me.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9588433)

This. ****ing this, holy balls.



LMAO ****ed up but very true. In my experience, bitches don't care about that kind of shit. I've actually never had a woman stop me before sex to make sure I have a condom.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9589128)

Probably because you're having sex with "bitches".

Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9589237)

Or it could be...

Bitch is hot... she knows the guy will stick around

Bitch is ugly... she thinks a baby will make him stick around

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9588898)

If that was a legitimate concern, there wouldn't be a woman in San Diego I'd want to have sex with.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9589128)

Probably because you're having sex with "bitches".

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9588633)

"I just want to see what it feels like..."

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9588633)

"I just want to see what it feels like..."

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9608997)

So there's this girl i've know for along time we recently became friends the past couple of years. Anyway I've found myself attracted to her almost to a point where I get annoyed when she talks to other guys (not good I know). I'm too big of a pussy to make a move so lately i've been trying to distance myself from her but she'll randomly call or text. What would you do?

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9609005)

Stop being a pussy and tell her how you feel, unless you like the thought of playing the "What If" game thinking about her 10 years from now.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9608997)

So there's this girl i've know for along time we recently became friends the past couple of years. Anyway I've found myself attracted to her almost to a point where I get annoyed when she talks to other guys (not good I know). I'm too big of a pussy to make a move so lately i've been trying to distance myself from her but she'll randomly call or text. What would you do?

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9609315)

Don't do it. She just wants to be friends. If she wanted more it would have happened a long time ago.

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9609338)

Man...things are going ****ing awesome for me.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9609652)

Just curious because I haven't read the entire thread, but how old is this lady friend compared to you and what is she doing with her career/job?

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9609661)

I'm 27, she's turning 29 in a few weeks.

She's an artist and sells quite a bit of artwork, but supplements that with being a nanny for some doctors, and she teaches art classes to groups of about 40 twice a week at $35 a pop.

She's got her shit together.

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9609656)

So...

This cute girl who stood me up about a year ago...and was messing around with her ex husband until she finally had enough of his shit (he cheated on her, a lot)...just sent me a friend request on FB a few days ago.

She's fun to talk to, I hit on her a bit and she was eating it up.

How to proceed?

Disinclined to go in guns blazing because A)I'm busy with work right now and B)If she really wants to go out/hook up/whatever she needs to initiate after her unacceptable behavior last time out.

But...she is very cute...and I love her personality.

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9610606)

Pic please.

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger (Post 9610668)

Nice. You enjoy that, sir.

Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9610651)

UNLIKE BUCK, I deliver.

http://i.imgur.com/rXDtFw3.jpg

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9609672)

Sounds good. As you get older, if girls in their late 20's don't have their job shit together, I would give a big "**** no" to them.

Nice work Buckaroo.

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9613515)

Date # 6 scheduled for tomorrow (Tuesday).

We're finally both in town for the next 2 weeks so we'll get to spend more time together.

Date # 7 is set for Friday (date night) and then on Sunday I'll be meeting 2 of her friends when we all go out on their boat for the day.

Things are Awesome (naturally).