I won't go on a long tirade but I was once his biggest fan. Had the whole boxed set.

Only after I realized he really didn't give a $#it about anything and was as irreverent (towards EVERYTHING) as promised did I sour on him.

WOW this thread is still going and GoChiefs is still a virgin...

Nice...

Hasn't been a week and it feels like a month.

Kind of like marriage.

Not following...

Saying she's looking for a spiritual relationship set off my bullshitometer.

:shrug:

I am lucky, Mrs Reerun_KC and I enjoy our time together... Very much so!:D

What a coincidence, Mrs Reerun_KC and I enjoy our time together too!

Oh wait, out loud.

(rimshot)

Nah.

That's just a gal trapped in the limbo of female puberty (lasts about 20 years.)

That's why the perfect woman is under 20 or over 40.

The only ages they know WTF they want and what they want actually makes them happy...

Whatever happened, I'm not getting laid. At least she came with an entertaining story.

ROFL

Let me guess, you will be here all week and dont forget to tip your waiter?

No doubt about the ambivalent nature of women in general, but when I read that I see the easy out. As in letting a guy down easy.

You know me, though. I expect the worst of people and I'm rarely disappointed.

**** the waiter, tip me.

sounds like a really twisted game of whack a mole?

When did the discussion turn back to clay losing his virginity?

Damn, just a week ago you had two broads wanting to get freaky with you. Now almost eight days later you have nothing. That is a really sad story.

We'll see. The Mexi-Milf still appears to be up for it.

I keep hearing this tired bullshit from you and it makes me want to go all HS football coach on your ass.

Clay needs someone to bang both of them, then tell him which is worth the time.

This thread is sad....


I am starting to wonder if Claythan is sucidial or not?

No. **** God. I'm not quitting.

I'm a pussy, though. This girl was just telling me she has big boobs and I was thinking about saying goodbye, nice talking and it was good to learn you have nice boobs, but I pussed out.

you need to put the jergens up for awhile....

You couldn't tell a convincing lie to a librarian...

Good luck with that.

People are pretty much useless. You know that as well as I do.

keg has got to be the most morose mother****er I've ever encountered.

LMAO

Girls love their assholes licked, just so you know...

Never go ass to mouth.

Me? Hah. I don't even take me seriously. I don't know why anybody else would.

Although I was serious with one thing earlier: I'd say you didn't follow through fast enough, and she found somebody else who did. If it turned out that she was telling the truth, though, and was looking for some kind of deep spiritual connection on the internet, well, you should probably consider yourself lucky that you dodged that landmine.

****, it's 3 am, I gotta get to bed.

I totally didn't see this coming.

And everyone told him the Mexican was crazy...uh huh.

it never ceases to amaze me how liilte some of you know about women, then again that's prolly why you are here at 3am talking about it.

carry on.

huh.

At 3 in the morning, my b/f and I were awoken with the repeated bangings of a headboard on the wall. Our nifty neighbors were at it. I knocked on the wall... Nicely. And someone must have put a pillow behind the board or something because the banging stopped.

Course at this point we're awake and can hear every little sound. But I'm hardly going to begrudge some springs squeeking. It's cute in some weird voyeuristic way... hearing his rhythm or lack thereof, but the chick was far more fascinating.

"You like that. Yes you do. Whose is it? huh? huh? You like that? Yes. It's mine. Give it to me. Give it. yes yes yes."

Bitch had a running demanding dominatrix type monologue the entire time. The guy would grunt but otherwise we didn't hear anything from him. We heard the climax and we heard the duck waddle to the bathroom.

This morning I passed said chick in the hall. Tiny little thing that looks like she's scared of her own shadow. I guarantee if I had said "boo" she would have peed her pants.

I'm convinced I know nothing about women.

...says the man who dresses up as Elvis Presley on the weekends....

reaction: says the guy who became a bitter prick after his marriage failed.

response: weekends? 24 hours total in one year. one day out of the year. what does it have to do with women?

If you can hear that much, that really sucks. I'd think about moving.

FWIW, I am predicting that Claythan doesn't get laid by either of these chicks and will eventually lose his virginity to a Tranny.

Oh, and by the way, I'm not even joking.

Claythan has a hard-on for all things Tranny.

I guarantee you that if one offered 'themselves' up to him he would do it.

It's karma.

They just moved in this month, the previous tenants were... lol Dramatic. They'd like to involve the entire apartment complex in their fights. The first time I heard it, I told the b/f I couldn't let the guy hurt her and was going to stop him. Then two seconds later you hear her throwing tvs and crap at her guy.

So I put the gun away and turned our music up.

But the karma crap comes in with their sex life. They'd have the shortest sessions. We're talking so short it was noticeable. So one night they had squeeked for about 2 minutes and stopped.

So we all stood up in my living room and started clapping and shouting encouragement.

They moved out the next month.

the fact that you had to come on this board to ask which one tells the entire story. You will never get laid. Not by a woman anyhow. You should have spent the time you were on this board driving over to the nearest ones place with a bottle of wine and you would have been laid before you got your first response here. Are you really this clueless?

I'm not sure why their ethnicity is even on the table here... and anyone can be great through texts or non personal interactions.... you never know what you might be getting in person. Case in point, Katipan's story, who'd a thought a tiny woman like that who is so timid would be a dominatrix in bed? There's no wrong answer here, imo, you MIGHT get laid, so the end result's the same.

And the guy was GoChiefs, who finally found his dream woman, and got laid.

And now you know...the rest of the story.

WTF!

Hell no.

Unless it was a REALLY HOT tranny.

Why would anyone, other than a spotlight-grubbing attention whore, post on a message board that he's a virgin? Whether he's telling the truth or not about it all is neither here nor there.

Anybody who thinks they do is fooling themselves. Although you womenfolk don't have the market cornered. Humans is strange critters.

Don't lie.

You are always posting pics of Trannies in the pic forum. You know you want it.

At least there are some certainties in life: death, taxes, CW's virginity and my awesomeness.

Five trannies in a year amounts to "always?"

I'm not sure you couldn't have stopped the question right there. Sometimes I think we're all attention-whores, myself included rofl

ROFL. Still seems as though you can hear way too much of your fellow tenants' business. Sound like there is 0 insulation between the walls, so not only can you hear their business, and vise versa, your probably air conditioning the neighboring apartments.

FYP. :)

We're okay with our neighbors on our floor. Theres other common areas between my walls and their walls. It's the upstairs neighbors that we can hear every sound.

And the funny thing about our central heating/air... I am a warm blooded Flip girl born and raised in the southwest. If it's under 70, I'm fairly miserable. We had a rash of freezy weather, which I'm sure you're aware of, so the heater had to work overtime for me.

And our bill went down $15.

Heh, but when you drive away from my apartment building and look up at our neighbors apartment, all their windows are open and and they're running around in tank tops. I think I'm smoking them out.

Don't hate - it's just not feasible for everyone to be awesome. For people like me to be intensely awesome there must be people who are not awesome. Everyone has a role - even you. :)

I had an apartment similar to that last year. I am pretty sure a third of my heating and cooling was lost due to those shitty walls. I thought about going to home depot and buying some of that insulation in a can. That stuff looks like it could cut down on sound once it swells up. I worried I might cause my wall to explode though, so I never got around to doing it.

That's one of the things that keeps me in my current pad: I never hear anything from my neighbors on any side, and I'm assuming they don't hear any of my self-flaggelating porno on the big screen sessions.

Also, has Claythan ****ed either woman yet? or a man? ****ed anything but his fleshlight? NTTIAWWT

I bask in my lameness.

Outstanding!

No he died happy and free of the bullshit fairy tales others cling too.

sluttyhot: i do but it's going against everything i am learning

Well then maybe its time I teach you something and show you how to save your immortal soul through serving others, Like me :)

Text her this:

You know I've decided against my own better judgment to give you another shot. I have some free time Tuesday night after 6:30 if you can get a once in a lifetime experience worked into your schedule great if not well...

You'll get laid...

Or you move on.

You watch pornos of you beating yourself?

Very intriguing...

Money

No, I watch pornos while beating myself.

"YOU'RE A DIRTY BOY, KYLE!" *THWAP*

Has he even posted pictures yet?

Your neighbors aren't quiet. They're scared.

If they could hear me they'd be asking for lessons. Or dates.

ChiefsPlanet, where teh conversation moves from GoChiefs and his alleged virginity and inability to speak with females to keg pounding his dick like it owes him money (while his neighbors listen in stunned silence) in glorious big screen HD in the blink of an eye.

such a beautiful community

It really does take a village.

oh oh, can I be the Cop? Wait, not village people.

The Indian had the best body.

I don't have the skin for that.

You two need to get a room.

Who said anything about my dick? I was born catholic, so I'm scourging myself for my vile urges.

Or the proclivity for sticking things into male rectums....

OR DO YOU??

He's lighter than the cop. But the cop had a hairy chest, if you have a hairy chest.... I swear I won't make fun of you... to your face... much.

Be the cowboy. Chicks are always cute in cowboy hats.

You'd make a great Philipino.

If I'm the cowboy, you have to be the Indian. I don't want anyone thinking I have a hairy chest. Ever.

And... my lips are sealed.

you need to get a room.

Katipan and Jilly, or Katipan and keg?

YES