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Buehler445 11-09-2022 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 16591834)
Holy shit she looks awful. 42 looking 52

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gisele Bündchen looks relaxed on Costa Rica getaway after Tom Brady divorce <a href="https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW">https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW</a> <a href="https://t.co/wE7BMAY9ol">pic.twitter.com/wE7BMAY9ol</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1589812364227985408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'd get after it in a gold digging expedition.

Tnerped 11-09-2022 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 16591834)
Holy shit she looks awful. 42 looking 52

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gisele Bündchen looks relaxed on Costa Rica getaway after Tom Brady divorce <a href="https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW">https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW</a> <a href="https://t.co/wE7BMAY9ol">pic.twitter.com/wE7BMAY9ol</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1589812364227985408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Ew, no. She looks super used up. Brady could easily get a woman in her mid 20s; I'd do it and I'm sure he will too.

tredadda 11-09-2022 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tnerped (Post 16591891)
Ew, no. She looks super used up. Brady could easily get a woman in her mid 20s; I'd do it and I'm sure he will too.

Perhaps he will hook up with that ref who named her kid after him.

Coochie liquor 11-09-2022 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16591974)
Perhaps he will hook up with that ref who named her kid after him.

To get to her kid, so he can kiss the child named after him.

ToxSocks 11-09-2022 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 16591834)
Holy shit she looks awful. 42 looking 52

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gisele Bündchen looks relaxed on Costa Rica getaway after Tom Brady divorce <a href="https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW">https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW</a> <a href="https://t.co/wE7BMAY9ol">pic.twitter.com/wE7BMAY9ol</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1589812364227985408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Maybe a little too relaxed if you ask me. No wonder Tom stopped dickin' her.

TribalElder 11-09-2022 04:51 PM

Brady will be in Miami banging a different 10 every week next season

that skank looks like a skeleton, idgaf how much money she has

KChiefs1 11-13-2022 08:56 AM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...2761573cf8.jpg

Rausch 11-13-2022 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 16597756)

Is it just me or is this guy a fairly poor comedic actor from the 80's that was low key bitten by a girl he hired and returned to his mid-20's form?...has he been out in sunlight recently?

Red Dawg 11-13-2022 09:10 AM

NFL will never let Brady not make the playoffs. Hawks will lose today.

lcarus 11-13-2022 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 16597760)
Is it just me or is this guy a fairly poor comedic actor from the 80's that was low key bitten by a girl he hired and returned to his mid-20's form?...has he been out in sunlight recently?

I don't understand why he gets any roles or women. He looks like the druggie burnout in high school that thinks he's the coolest guy on the planet but really nobody likes him. Then 15 years after high school you see him showing up to work at a Wendy's, getting out a beatup 1996 Dodge Neon. You look in the car and he has 4 dirty looking little shit kids and a 290 pound wife that looks like Rosie O'Donnell if she had a crack addiction.

Coochie liquor 11-13-2022 09:12 AM

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other...d-28470619.amp

Looks like Brady/Gisele are set to lose a good amount of money over the FTX bankruptcy.

Camaro 11-13-2022 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16597780)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other...d-28470619.amp

Looks like Brady/Gisele are set to lose a good amount of money over the FTX bankruptcy.

I hope they had all 650 million invested in the exchange :LOL:

Bowser 11-13-2022 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 16597775)
I don't understand why he gets any roles or women. He looks like the druggie burnout in high school that thinks he's the coolest guy on the planet but really nobody likes him. Then 15 years after high school you see him showing up to work at a Wendy's, getting out a beatup 1996 Dodge Neon. You look in the car and he has 4 dirty looking little shit kids and a 290 pound wife that looks like Rosie O'Donnell if she had a crack addiction.

Pete dated Kate Beckinsale for a bit. He gives hope to all of CP.

MarkDavis'Haircut 11-13-2022 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Camaro (Post 16597789)
I hope they had all 650 million invested in the exchange :LOL:

I hope so.

Skyy God 11-13-2022 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Tnerped (Post 16591891)
Ew, no. She looks super used up. Brady could easily get a woman in her mid 20s; I'd do it and I'm sure he will too.

Just broke up with the gf and am Brady’s age.

Target is 25-27.

smithandrew051 11-13-2022 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16597842)
Just broke up with the gf and an Brady’s age.

Target is 25-27.

You just can’t help yourself. You know exactly what jokes are coming.

Rausch 11-13-2022 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 16597853)
You just can’t help yourself. You know exactly what jokes are coming.

If you embrace the meme it doesn't hurt, right?...

Skyy God 11-13-2022 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 16597853)
You just can’t help yourself. You know exactly what jokes are coming.

Zero ****s given.

Coochie liquor 11-13-2022 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16597842)
Just broke up with the gf and am Brady’s age.

Target is 25-27.

We’ll Belize it when we see it. Hope you kept those rubber gloves from the last make Belize GF.

Coochie liquor 11-13-2022 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16597861)
Zero ****s given truth spoken.

Fyp, Belize it or not.

Lzen 11-13-2022 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 16597833)
Pete dated Kate Beckinsale for a bit. He gives hope to all of CP.

WTF? That guy looks like a goomer. Must have 12 inches.

DrunkBassGuitar 11-13-2022 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 16597952)
WTF? That guy looks like a goomer. Must have 12 inches.

From what I've heard he hangs dong

Hammock Parties 11-13-2022 11:12 AM

5-5

HERE HE COMES

Skyy God 11-13-2022 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 16597952)
WTF? That guy looks like a goomer. Must have 12 inches.

Kanye says 10”.

Hammock Parties 11-15-2022 10:06 AM

what a karen LMAO

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhndE-wV...jpg&name=large

jd1020 11-15-2022 10:08 AM

Ahh yes. He needs to be hanging around more good quality people like AB.

ptlyon 11-15-2022 10:13 AM

Does this mean he's been going to rap concerts?

PHOG 11-15-2022 10:24 AM

AB LMAO

Bearcat 11-15-2022 10:36 AM

Well... he's right. It's not like we can complain about honey badger being a child on Twitter last season and then laugh at Brady for saying the exact same thing about/to AB. :shrug:

jd1020 11-15-2022 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16605608)
Well... he's right. It's not like we can complain about honey badger being a child on Twitter last season and then laugh at Brady for saying the exact same thing about/to AB. :shrug:

I have no clue what Brady complained about on Twitter in regards to AB, but my only complaint about honey badger was being a child and a flag football player on the field.

BWillie 11-15-2022 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 16597775)
I don't understand why he gets any roles or women. He looks like the druggie burnout in high school that thinks he's the coolest guy on the planet but really nobody likes him. Then 15 years after high school you see him showing up to work at a Wendy's, getting out a beatup 1996 Dodge Neon. You look in the car and he has 4 dirty looking little shit kids and a 290 pound wife that looks like Rosie O'Donnell if she had a crack addiction.

His stand up is actually pretty funny but I dont get why chicks like him so much. Its strange. Hes not even good looking, they admit that and they still admit to be smitten by him. Women are interesting beings.

Molitoth 11-15-2022 11:12 AM

Does Tom Brady have aids yet?

Can't someone fill his water bottle with antifreeze?

scho63 11-15-2022 11:45 AM

One day this thread will be accurate.

htismaqe 11-15-2022 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16605638)
His stand up is actually pretty funny but I dont get why chicks like him so much. Its strange. Hes not even good looking, they admit that and they still admit to be smitten by him. Women are interesting beings.

Bad boy syndrome. He's kind of a waste-oid.

tredadda 11-15-2022 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16605546)

This legit? It doesn’t scream crazy like you would expect from something AB would say.

Bearcat 11-15-2022 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16605810)
This legit? It doesn’t scream crazy like you would expect from something AB would say.

It's a message from Brady to AB, apparently sent last year, so not even related to AB's Twitter trolling of Brady this year.

https://www-boston-com.cdn.ampprojec...elationship%2F

DJ's left nut 11-15-2022 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16605638)
His stand up is actually pretty funny but I dont get why chicks like him so much. Its strange. Hes not even good looking, they admit that and they still admit to be smitten by him. Women are interesting beings.

Giant hog.

JohnnyHammersticks 11-15-2022 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 16591834)
Holy shit she looks awful. 42 looking 52

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gisele Bündchen looks relaxed on Costa Rica getaway after Tom Brady divorce <a href="https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW">https://t.co/fZB6ZL4oqW</a> <a href="https://t.co/wE7BMAY9ol">pic.twitter.com/wE7BMAY9ol</a></p>&mdash; New York Post (@nypost) <a href="https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1589812364227985408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Humble brag...

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16539932)
Gotta admit...I just don't see it. What's all the hype about? :shrug:

I worked with a handful of Brazilian chicks when I lived in Costa Rica and Gisele would've been the least-attractive of the bunch - and that's not hyperbole. 5'11" too, can you imagine how big and ugly her feet are? :eek:


tredadda 11-15-2022 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16605823)
It's a message from Brady to AB, apparently sent last year, so not even related to AB's Twitter trolling of Brady this year.

https://www-boston-com.cdn.ampprojec...elationship%2F

Ahhhh gotcha. Makes sense.

DJ's left nut 11-15-2022 12:02 PM

I didn't understand the Gisele fascination either.

Until she did that catwalk in the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Jesus - there have been few women hotter than she was at that moment.

Red Dawg 11-15-2022 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 16605830)
I didn't understand the Gisele fascination either.

Until she did that catwalk in the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Jesus - there have been few women hotter than she was at that moment.

Stop it. Every woman in a playboy bunny shoot has been hotter.

JohnnyHammersticks 11-15-2022 12:08 PM

I remember that. But she still had a man-face. Her name should be Gisele Manchin, not Bundchen.

DJ's left nut 11-15-2022 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 16605839)
Stop it. Every woman in a playboy bunny shoot has been hotter.

To each their own...

BWillie 11-15-2022 01:48 PM

Brady is smart. Time to upgrade.

Mile High Mania 11-15-2022 10:55 PM

Did you know... when Tom Brady was an NFL rookie, Tua was 3 years old.

LoneWolf 11-15-2022 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16597861)
Zero ****s given.

Sounds a lot like your fake vacation to Belize with your fake girlfriend.

DRM08 11-15-2022 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16605789)
One day this thread will be accurate.

Maybe in 10-15 years. Maybe…

Red Dawg 11-16-2022 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16606067)
Brady is smart. Time to upgrade.

He can't. To him status matters. She has massive fame and money. Who has the same that wants him?

SuperBowl4 11-16-2022 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16606067)
Brady is smart. Time to upgrade.

It is rumored that Tom and the Ex invested heavily in the now bankrupt FTX Crypto exchange? "Are you in?" -> https://youtu.be/uymLJoKFlW8

stevegroganfan 11-16-2022 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 16607610)
He can't. To him status matters. She has massive fame and money. Who has the same that wants him?

Gisele is reportedly the one that really wanted the divorce and not him so that may give him somewhat of a sour taste for models and actresses.

We don't know the names but I am sure plenty of rich women or daughters of billionaires want to date him whether it by in NY, Florida or CA.

If he stays in Florida, that state is probably full of beautiful rich retired/almost retired female tennis players since I believe they setup shop there to have lower taxes and better weather. They wouldn't have Brady type money but don't be surprised if he dates/marries one of them that earned plenty of money on the court. That person can at least understand what he goes through as an athletes/ex athlete more than Gisele.

htismaqe 11-16-2022 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stevegroganfan (Post 16608363)
Gisele is reportedly the one that really wanted the divorce and not him so that may give him somewhat of a sour taste for models and actresses.

We don't know the names but I am sure plenty of rich women or daughters of billionaires want to date him whether it by in NY, Florida or CA.

If he stays in Florida, that state is probably full of beautiful rich retired/almost retired female tennis players since I believe they setup shop there to have lower taxes and better weather. They wouldn't have Brady type money but don't be surprised if he dates/marries one of them that earned plenty of money on the court. That person can at least understand what he goes through as an athletes/ex athlete more than Gisele.

ROFL

LiveSteam 11-16-2022 03:45 PM

Tom and his X just hit with a 11 billion dollar class action law suit.

I'd say more. But I'll get thread banned.

MarkDavis'Haircut 11-16-2022 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16605638)
His stand up is actually pretty funny but I dont get why chicks like him so much. Its strange. Hes not even good looking, they admit that and they still admit to be smitten by him. Women are interesting beings.

Because he is rich.

Red Dawg 11-16-2022 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 16608677)
Tom and his X just hit with a 11 billion dollar class action law suit.

I'd say more. But I'll get thread banned.

What? 11 billion?

LiveSteam 11-16-2022 06:09 PM

Sorry I thought I posted this Washington Post article with my post
https://www.washingtonpost.com/busin...ction-lawsuit/

LiveSteam 11-16-2022 06:15 PM

Tom and Giselle might wanna get remarried so they dnt have to testify against each other.
Just saying LMAO.

stevegroganfan 11-16-2022 10:57 PM

Brady/Curry/Osaka/David and all celebs endorsing crypto deserve to be bashed by the media. But the media won't bash them too much since they are taking advertising dollars from these same greedy fraudsters.

Nearly the entire crypto space is a complete fraud/ponzi scheme and the people leading FTX were literally doing a fraud on top of a fraud.

Crypto currencies that are not backed by a real government or a real asset such as gold have less intrinsic value than dog s**t.

KChiefs1 11-26-2022 04:59 PM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bc42a3d814.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...786616b067.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...f492d06d85.jpg

MarkDavis'Haircut 11-26-2022 05:03 PM

Look at that response from her.

Even Instagram model use the same vapid replies as normal women.

scho63 11-26-2022 05:27 PM

If I was Brady I would get a vasectomy and bang 200 chicks a year, minimum.

RedinTexas 11-26-2022 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16627376)
If I was Brady I would get a vasectomy and bang 200 chicks a year, minimum.

Nobody could keep up with Wilt.

Hammock Parties 11-26-2022 05:37 PM

get it tommy!

loochy 11-26-2022 07:02 PM

Hotter than Giselle for sure

Hammock Parties 12-02-2022 04:16 PM

lulz

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjAVptgX...jpg&name=large

Hammock Parties 12-07-2022 03:23 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjW_ixqW...jpg&name=small

Buehler445 12-07-2022 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16652445)

Who dat?

Sofa King 12-07-2022 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 16652510)
Who dat?

Some young white girl that Clay's trying to say is Gisele. It's not.

Pepe Silvia 12-07-2022 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16652445)

Whoever it is has a gaping vagina.

Mr_Tomahawk 12-07-2022 04:41 PM

No way.

That's some rando with her arm covering half her face.

Otherwise...that is COLD!

Mile High Mania 12-09-2022 10:02 AM

Did you know...

This is Tom Brady's 23rd season in the NFL.
Brock Purdy is 22 years old.

Red Dawg 12-09-2022 10:05 AM

He's a free man but a loser in the family game. His kids are now being raised by another man and their mom is getting dicked down by a better man that wants them.

tredadda 12-09-2022 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 16655244)
Did you know...

This is Tom Brady's 23rd season in the NFL.
Brock Purdy is 22 years old.

Because he refuses to accept reality and just leave for good.

FloridaMan88 12-11-2022 09:29 AM

He’s never going away, JFC…

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Up in the air.”<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bucs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bucs</a> QB Tom Brady is considering all options as a would-be free agent in 2023.<br><br>Story from me and <a href="https://twitter.com/TomPelissero?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TomPelissero</a> on another offseason of uncertainty: <a href="https://t.co/mWCxMuGKxv">https://t.co/mWCxMuGKxv</a></p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1601895755085643778?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 11, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

tredadda 12-11-2022 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 16657705)
He’s never going away, JFC…

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Up in the air.”<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bucs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bucs</a> QB Tom Brady is considering all options as a would-be free agent in 2023.<br><br>Story from me and <a href="https://twitter.com/TomPelissero?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TomPelissero</a> on another offseason of uncertainty: <a href="https://t.co/mWCxMuGKxv">https://t.co/mWCxMuGKxv</a></p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1601895755085643778?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 11, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Makes you wonder which loaded team he goes to next. That way he has minimal to do and any success they have can be attributed to him. He won’t risk his legacy by going to any team without a Top 5 roster.

Coochie liquor 12-11-2022 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 16657725)
Makes you wonder which loaded team he goes to next. That way he has minimal to do and any success they have can be attributed to him. He won’t risk his legacy by going to any team without a Top 5 roster.

9ers, book it.

Skyy God 12-11-2022 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 16655254)
He's a free man but a loser in the family game. His kids are now being raised by another man and their mom is getting dicked down by a better man that wants them.

You people are weird.

FloridaMan88 12-11-2022 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16657729)
9ers, book it.

49ers or maybe the Rams if Stafford is forced to retire due to his concussion issues.

tredadda 12-11-2022 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16657744)
You people are weird.

I hope you see the irony in what you posted.

Coochie liquor 12-11-2022 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 16657746)
49ers or maybe the Rams if Stafford is forced to retire due to his concussion issues.

They better fix that OL first. Tommy won’t play behind that OL.

tredadda 12-11-2022 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 16657746)
49ers or maybe the Rams if Stafford is forced to retire due to his concussion issues.

Can’t see the Rams. 9ers yes. The Rams roster is not as strong as last year and they don’t have a lot of picks to restock it.


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